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Farty Marty And Other Short Stories
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Book Synopsis Farty Marty and Other Short Stories by : Justin Johnson
Download or read book Farty Marty and Other Short Stories written by Justin Johnson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-19 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of short stories for kids. The stories involve farting cows, nervous dancers, mischievous girls, disinterested soccer players, a bookworm and a booger. Though the stories are very different, they all share common themes: Perseverance and Persistence. The stories included in this collection are: Farty Marty The Dance Recital Sarah and the Search for the Pot of Gold A Kid in King William's Court The Kick and Flick!
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Marty Farty written by Tamara S. Tribble and published by Author House. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.
Book Synopsis A True Story by : Luciano di Samosata
Download or read book A True Story written by Luciano di Samosata and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Arty Farty Marty written by Dale C. Baker and published by . This book was released on 2018-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arty Farty Marty loves to surf and paint! Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of seven of the world's most famous artists. Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Claude Monet, Sidney Nolan, Jackson Pollock and Reg Mombassa.But what happens when Marty's arty farty ways get a bit too farty?
Book Synopsis Someone Farted by : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Book Synopsis Zack, You're Acting Zany! by : Marty Nystrom
Download or read book Zack, You're Acting Zany! written by Marty Nystrom and published by Standard Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a wonderful collection of more than 120 fun poemssome whimsical, some serious. The poems introduce readers to various Scriptures and stories from the New Testament using wacky, witty, and kid-friendly humor!
Book Synopsis Because of Mr. Terupt by : Rob Buyea
Download or read book Because of Mr. Terupt written by Rob Buyea and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven students are about to have their lives changed by one amazing teacher in this school story sequel filled with unique characters every reader can relate to. It’s the start of a new year at Snow Hill School, and seven students find themselves thrown together in Mr. Terupt’s fifth grade class. There’s . . . Jessica, the new girl, smart and perceptive, who’s having a hard time fitting in; Alexia, a bully, your friend one second, your enemy the next; Peter, class prankster and troublemaker; Luke, the brain; Danielle, who never stands up for herself; shy Anna, whose home situation makes her an outcast; and Jeffrey, who hates school. They don’t have much in common, and they’ve never gotten along. Not until a certain new teacher arrives and helps them to find strength inside themselves—and in each other. But when Mr. Terupt suffers a terrible accident, will his students be able to remember the lessons he taught them? Or will their lives go back to the way they were before—before fifth grade and before Mr. Terupt? Find out what happens in sixth and seventh grades in Mr. Terupt Falls Again and Saving Mr. Terupt. And don't miss the conclusion to the series, Goodbye, Mr. Terupt, coming soon! "The characters are authentic and the short chapters are skillfully arranged to keep readers moving headlong toward the satisfying conclusion."--School Library Journal, Starred
Book Synopsis Alice in Wonderland Sticker Activity Book by : Marty Noble
Download or read book Alice in Wonderland Sticker Activity Book written by Marty Noble and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 1998-06-15 with total page 8 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Re-create scenes from the childhood classic with 21 delightful sticker illustrations of Alice, the March Hare, Mad Hatter, King and Queen of Hearts, tea party guests, and more.
Download or read book The Fart Boy written by Alex Addo and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-11 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farty Marty is back with his yuckiest gross-out book yet...The Fart Boy! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book . Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Boy" ...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day!
Book Synopsis Awesome Dog 5000 (Book 1) by : Justin Dean
Download or read book Awesome Dog 5000 (Book 1) written by Justin Dean and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heads up, DOG MAN lovers! Watch out, readers of BAD GUYS! Robotic dog AWESOME DOG 5000 is in the neighborhood and he's. . . well, he's awesome. Marty, Ralph, and Skyler might make the ultimate secret combo when battling alien-slime ninjas in their favorite video game, but in real life they're just regular kids. That is, until the three best friends discover Awesome Dog 5000, a robotic dog with very real power-ups. Awesome Dog can "bark" a sonic boom, "walk" at speeds over three hundred miles per hour, and "fetch" with an atomic cannon. Life for Marty, Ralph, and Skyler just got a major turbo-boost! Attention, readers! AWESOME DOG 5000 is a wild action-comedy told through a mix of text and black-and-white illustrations, with a mystery to solve at the end. Can you handle the awesomeness?
Download or read book Farty Marty written by B. J. Ward and published by Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books. This book was released on 2013-11-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!
Book Synopsis Arnie, the Doughnut by : Laurie Keller
Download or read book Arnie, the Doughnut written by Laurie Keller and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2018-12-18 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ebook includes audio narration. A deliciously imaginative story about friendship—from the author / illustrator of The Scrambled States of America. Arnie was fascinated as he watched the customers stream into the bakery. One by one, doughnuts were chosen, placed in paper bags, and whisked away with their new owners. Some went by the dozen in giant boxes. "Good-bye!" Arnie yelled to each doughnut. "Have a good trip!" "This is so exciting!" Arnie beamed. "I wonder who will choose ME?" At first glance, Arnie looks like an average doughnut—round, cakey, with a hole in the middle, iced and sprinkled. He was made by one of the best bakeries in town, and admittedly his sprinkles are candy-colored. Still, a doughnut is just a doughnut, right? WRONG! Not if Arnie has anything to say about it. And, for a doughnut, he sure seems to have an awful lot to say. Can Arnie change the fate of all doughnuts—or at least have a hand in his own future? Well, you'll just have to read this funny story and find out for yourself. This title has Common Core connections Arnie, the Doughnut is a 2004 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.
Download or read book Farty Marty written by B. J. Ward and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!
Book Synopsis The Leaky Establishment by : David Langford
Download or read book The Leaky Establishment written by David Langford and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2003-01-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: _The Leaky Establishment_ is an atomic farce whose author David Langford once worked in the gentle radioactive glow of Britain's nuclear weapons industry, and hilariously satirizes its ghastly bureaucracy from the inside. Black comedy overtakes the unfortunate defence-scientist hero Roy Tappen when a "harmless" theft of office furniture lands him with his very own doomsday nuclear stockpile at home. Chain reactions of insanely comic escapades follow, with disaster piled on disaster, leading the increasingly desperate Tappen to the borders of science fiction as he seeks a way out of the mess.
Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Book Synopsis Santa's Underwear by : Marty Rhodes Figley
Download or read book Santa's Underwear written by Marty Rhodes Figley and published by Triangle Interactive, Inc. . This book was released on 2019-01-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Along or Enhanced eBook: It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
