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Author : Mick O'Hare
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781915798947
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (989 download)
Download or read book Farts Aren't Invisible written by Mick O'Hare and published by . This book was released on 2023-10-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mick O'Hare
Publisher : Bedford Square Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1915798957
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (157 download)
Download or read book Farts Aren't Invisible written by Mick O'Hare and published by Bedford Square Publishers. This book was released on 2023-10-26 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mind-bending, brain-expanding cornucopia of facts for curious minds from the bestselling author of Why Don't Penguins' Feet Freeze? and Does Anything Eat Wasps? Own the room with this hilarious collection of fact-tastic myth-busters and jaw-dropping trivia exploring science, history, sport and lesser-known facts from across the universe. Did you know that the Moon has a Bishop? That ostriches DON'T bury their heads in the sand? And that powdered rice was used as cement in the Great Wall of China? What do souls weigh? What can't 60% of the human population smell? And what on earth is rhinotillexomania? And the big one...are farts actually invisible? The answers to these questions are all here. Challenge your brain, turn your world upside down and relish the irresistible mix of wit and wisdom. It's also a perfect gift for the brainiac in your life.
Author : Wimpy Fart
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692600306
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (3 download)
Download or read book Diary of a Farting Creeper written by Wimpy Fart and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)
Author : John Alexander
Publisher : Farting Coloring Book
ISBN 13 : 9781090591685
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (916 download)
Download or read book The Farting Contest Coloring Book written by John Alexander and published by Farting Coloring Book. This book was released on 2019-03-16 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is always funny. What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people? A private tooter. Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken next to her farted. What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating? A fart attack. Why should you never fart on an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels. Did you hear about ninja farts? They are silent but deadly. What's invisible and smells like bananas? A fart of a monkey.Color these silly pages with some of the best fart contestants on the planet. This is a funny and ridiculous coloring book that is for kids of all ages and those who can't resist a good fart humor.
Author : Various
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1302485687
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos written by Various and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2016-04-13 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her name is Shiklah - undisputed queen of the Monster Metropolis below Manhattan! In the world that was, she married Deadpool. But nothing on Battleworld is as it was. Now, Shiklah commands the Howling Commandos: Werewolf by Night! Frankenstein's Monster! The Living Mummy! Man-Thing! Marcus the Centaur! Shiklah is setting out to avenge the death of her brothers - by slaying Dracula! Her quest will lead the Commandos through the land of the undead and into the uncanny realm known as Weirdworld - but how will the Monster Metropolis survive Dracula's wrath when the horrifying showdown begins? Whatever would Shiklah's late husband think of all this? Maybe you should ask his ghost! Plus: A hair-raising classic tale of Werewolf by Night! Collecting MRS. DEADPOOL AND THE HOWLING COMMANDOS #1-4 and WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (1972) #1.
Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510724370
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Author : David Borgenicht
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594746109
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Monkeyfarts! written by David Borgenicht and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?
Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)
Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Author : Mary Roach
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393348741
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (933 download)
Download or read book Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal written by Mary Roach and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irresistible, ever-curious, and always bestselling Roach returns with a new adventure to the invisible realm that people carry around inside.
Author : Sky Pony Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510733620
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!
Author : Kira Jane Buxton
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 153874581X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book Hollow Kingdom written by Kira Jane Buxton and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A finalist for the 2020 Thurber Prize for American Humor! "The Secret Life of Pets meets The Walking Dead" in this big-hearted, boundlessly beautiful romp through the Apocalypse, where a foul-mouthed crow is humanity's only chance to survive Seattle's zombie problem (Karen Joy Fowler, PEN/Faulkner Award-winning author). S.T., a domesticated crow, is a bird of simple pleasures: hanging out with his owner Big Jim, trading insults with Seattle's wild crows (i.e. "those idiots"), and enjoying the finest food humankind has to offer: Cheetos ®. But when Big Jim's eyeball falls out of his head, S.T. starts to think something's not quite right. His tried-and-true remedies—from beak-delivered beer to the slobbering affection of Big Jim's loyal but dim-witted dog, Dennis—fail to cure Big Jim's debilitating malady. S.T. is left with no choice but to abandon his old life and venture out into a wild and frightening new world with his trusty steed Dennis, where he suddenly discovers that the neighbors are devouring one other. Local wildlife is abuzz with rumors of Seattle's dangerous new predators. Humanity's extinction has seemingly arrived, and the only one determined to save it is a cowardly crow whose only knowledge of the world comes from TV. What could possibly go wrong? Includes a Reading Group Guide.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : James Leonard Nobles
Publisher : CCB Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1926585380
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (265 download)
Download or read book The Invisible Man written by James Leonard Nobles and published by CCB Publishing. This book was released on 2009-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened to the usage of common sense in the decision making process? In The Invisible Man writer James Leonard Nobles offers some new perspectives on and insightful resolutions for the challenges confronting modern society in the 21st century. And he refuses to submit to the political correctness being forced upon us by the Powerbrokers of Hypocrisy. Through persuasive arguments and satire, Mr. Nobles takes on the Institutions that have betrayed the American people. He says, "The history that is written is not always the history that was, and the truth is often hidden beneath ideological propaganda." With candor seldom shown today, Jim openly discusses the controversial issues tearing at the hearts and souls of most decent men and women. The Invisible Man examines the declining social values and the consequences of our choices. For we stand at the fork of fate. One path is the end and the other path is a new beginning. Choose wisely for there is no going back. About the Author: Author James Leonard Nobles is a new voice from a section of the population often forgotten by society. But he represents the majority of Americans who are fed up with their government, both political parties, irresponsible corporations, and the greed of a few. Born with congenital cataracts in 1960, he knows firsthand how difficult the struggles in life can be. After dropping out of college, Jim returned at the age of 40, where he became the first college graduate in his family. Graduating in August of 2005 with a B.S. in Communications and Information Technology (New Media), he has been working tirelessly on The Invisible Man for close to four years (first year writing; last three years editing and publishing).
Author : Adremolin
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 127 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (694 download)
Download or read book Reality outside the square with ‘Adremolin’ the last ‘Wizard’ of ‘Oz’ written by Adremolin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2024-06-17 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reality Outside the Square with Adremolin, the Last Wizard of Oz explores the making of the universe in a new and relatively real way—one that is different to the one that we have been using for at least the last two thousand years. The dimensions used in theories to explain the universe with are modelled confusingly in two ways. On the outside of matter, we have modelled the dimensions with ten singular space dimensions and one singular time dimension. On the inside of matter, the same dimensions combine and are rolled up, forming the space-time reality that is now called the eleven-dimensional multiverse. Yet this way of understanding reality has led to the wrong conclusions, and therefore we have been searching for way too long in the wrong direction and so missed out in a logical way to understand reality. Now author Adremolin seeks to describe reality with two none-dimensional, inversely directed singulars. One singular is called “no matter,” and is like yin, and the other singular is called “dark matter,” and is similar to yang. This way of describing reality solves all the confusing problems we have encountered here on earth in the description of reality for the last several millennia.
Author : Mesha Maren
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1616206217
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (162 download)
Download or read book Sugar Run written by Mesha Maren and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2019-01-08 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A heady admixture of explosive plot and taut, burnished prose . . . Mesha Maren writes like a force of nature.” —Lauren Groff, author of Florida In 1989, Jodi McCarty is seventeen years old when she’s sentenced to life in prison. When she’s released eighteen years later, she finds herself at a Greyhound bus stop, reeling from the shock of unexpected freedom but determined to chart a better course for herself. Not yet able to return to her lost home in the Appalachian Mountains, she heads south in search of someone she left behind, as a way of finally making amends. There, she meets and falls in love with Miranda, a troubled young mother living in a motel room with her children. Together they head toward what they hope will be a fresh start. But what do you do with your past—and with a town and a family that refuses to forget, or to change? Set within the charged insularity of rural West Virginia, Mesha Maren’s Sugar Run is a searing and gritty debut about making a break for another life, the use and treachery of makeshift families, and how, no matter the distance we think we’ve traveled from the mistakes we’ve made, too often we find ourselves standing in precisely the place we began.
Author : Institute of Zen Science
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762461748
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Zen Science written by Institute of Zen Science and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspirational collection of musings on the wonders of nature and the universe, Zen Science pairs the fun of popular science trivia with the benefits of mindfulness. It takes 30,000 years to create a single ray of sunlight. A pinch of soil contains 1 billion living organisms. For virtually all of the earth's existence -- 99.9994% of time -- there were no human beings. These simple reflections are also deeply profound, revealing how vast and awe-inspiring the natural world truly is. With more than 100 of the most surprising, thought-provoking facts about our planet, Zen Science leads readers towards mindfulness, wonder, and spiritual contemplation. This gentle guide is illustrated throughout with charming line drawings and can be read straight through or consulted periodically for a bite-sized piece of inspiration and joy.
Author : Idan Ben-Barak
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN 13 : 1458758141
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (587 download)
Download or read book The Invisible Kingdom written by Idan Ben-Barak and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the wit of Bill Bryson and the spirit of Natalie Angier, Idan Ben- Barak takes us on a fantastic voyage into the infinitesimal world of microbiology. In The Invisible Kingdom, he introduces us to the amazing lives and workings of genes, proteins, bacteria, and viruses, and the ways in which they interact to shape life on Earth. Exploring everything from radioactive waste and insect sex-change operations to the inner workings of antibiotics, Ben-Barak reveals how important these tiny critters are to all of us. He brings this largely unseen world to life with refreshing analogies and metaphors: cells "pop like bubbles" and bacteria "dream of rain." On the journey, we learn about the teamwork required to rot human teeth, the origins of diseases, what really goes on inside cow stomachs, and the ways in which microbes benefit human life. An infectious and informative scientific exploration, The Invisible Kingdom will change the way we see the world around us.
