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Book Synopsis Farts are like Snowflakes by : Jamie Grant
Download or read book Farts are like Snowflakes written by Jamie Grant and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Book Synopsis Better With You in It by : Jamie Grant
Download or read book Better With You in It written by Jamie Grant and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-10-31 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter your creed, your colour, or race, You should always feel you belong in a place. Each year, each day, every hour, every minute, This world is a whole lot better with you in it!
Book Synopsis Hang in There... Wherever "There" Is by : Nicole Roberge
Download or read book Hang in There... Wherever "There" Is written by Nicole Roberge and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionThis compelling and poignant memoir tells about the journey through the disease of Anorexia, the recovery process, and all that comes with it-the hurt, hope and humor. After almost dying from the disease, and being neglected by the doctors, the author sought recovery and spent seven weeks at an inpatient facility. In her powerful story, she digs into the depths of Anorexia and describes how her simple diet and exercise program turned into a horrific eating disorder-one that controlled her life and forced her to go to the gym every day for four hours and reduce her diet to only fruit. After almost suffering from a heart attack and amazed that she was still alive, she knew she had to save herself and get treatment. Today, she is a survivor. By telling her story of the disease and recovery process, she not only educates the reader about eating disorders, but also shares with them a secret world unknown to many, and most importantly, that there is hope and recovery is possible. About the AuthorNicole Roberge was born in 1982 and lives in Connecticut. As a writer, she has been published in The Los Angeles Times, Rolling Stone, ELLEgirl, The Hartford Courant, Diverse Education, Her Sports, Gotham Baseball, Hear/Say, Songwriter Universe, SHE Caribbean, and writes a weekly humor-dating column for Online Dating Magazine. In addition, she was a book contributor to the Los Angeles dining guide, "Hungry?" She also founded and serves as editor to the online music magazine, "Tuned In Music." Roberge founded the non-profit "Beautiful Lives," for Eating Disorder Education and Prevention programs in Connecticut. She speaks at schools, health fairs, and forums on eating disorders. She continues to do other advocacy work in both Connecticut and Washington, D.C. Roberge holds a B.A. in English and a Certificate in Communication from Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire, as well as a Certificate in Screenwriting from UCLA.
Book Synopsis When Santa Fell to Earth by : Cornelia Funke
Download or read book When Santa Fell to Earth written by Cornelia Funke and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis The Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids by : Paul Spinrad
Download or read book The Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids written by Paul Spinrad and published by Juno Books. This book was released on 1999-08 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This provocative and renowned guide sparks a radical rethinking of our relationship with our bodies and nature, humourously (and seriously) spanning the gamut of everything you ever wanted to know about bodily functions and excreta. Each function is discussed from a variety of viewpoints: scientific, anthropological, historical, mythological, sociological and artistic.
Book Synopsis A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You by : Mike Barfield
Download or read book A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You written by Mike Barfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.
Book Synopsis Sammy The Tooting Snowman by : Joy Tyler
Download or read book Sammy The Tooting Snowman written by Joy Tyler and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would happen if Santa couldn't deliver his presents? This Christmas there is a chance that children wouldn't receive their presents and it's up to a very special Snowman to fly around the world, riding a reindeer, and use his magical abilities in order to save the Holiday! Meet Sammy The Snowman - a magical snowman with a special talent - tooting! Sammy goes on an incredible adventure and toots snowflakes everywhere he goes. He brings joy and laughter to many little kids around the world! Sammy does with his snowy toots what no one else can - he saves Christmas! The perfect stocking-stuffer for kids any age that want to have a laugh and read a cute and funny Christmas story! Book Number 9 of the "Fartastic Tales" Series. If you and your kids like adventure stories and tooting humor then you'll love "Sammy The Tooting Snowman". A beautiful picture book for kids that will make story time and reading aloud an amazing experience. Also in the series: "Lucas The Farting Leprechaun" "Benny The Farting Bunny" "The Best Dad Ever - My Awesome Farting Father" "Hank The Farting Hippo" "The Amazing Zoo Of Farting Animals" "The Fartastic Halloween Of Trixie The Witch" "Gabe The Tooting Ghost" "Taylor The Tooting Turkey" The book features: 8.5" x 8.5" size Beautiful glossy cover Hilarious story Full color beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by a professional artist The perfect gift for any child Great for entertaining the little ones What will happen with Terry? Click the BUY NOW button at the top and go on an adventure with Sammy today!
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Searches & Seizures by : Stanley Elkin
Download or read book Searches & Seizures written by Stanley Elkin and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2010-10-26 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three novellas filled with humor and insight by one of America’s modern literary masters In Searches & Seizures, Elkin tells the story of the criminal, the lovelorn, and the grieving, each searching desperately for fulfillment—while on the verge of receiving much more than they bargained for. Infused with Elkin’s signature wit and richly drawn characters, “The Bailbondsman,” “The Making of Ashenden,” and “The Condominium” are the creations of a literary virtuoso at the pinnacle of his craft. This ebook features rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate and from the Stanley Elkin archives at Washington University in St. Louis.
Book Synopsis Fighting against Gravity by : Isabella Cassazza
Download or read book Fighting against Gravity written by Isabella Cassazza and published by Isabella Cassazza. This book was released on 2020-07-30 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The perfect mix of swoon, witty banter, heat, all-the-feels, angst, romance, and hockey!" - Melinda Can two broken souls make healing their goal? Michael I’m not shy about my all-star defensemen moves. But after a career-ending injury replaces my stick with a cane, I forever lose my Stanley Cup dream. And when an interior decorator arrives to make over my home, my shattered ambitions trigger a five-minute major that could cost me everything. Ellie After my little boy’s father left the picture, I solemnly swore off all men. And I’m definitely not going to put up with an arrogant ex-athlete’s temper tantrums. So even with my business on the brink of ruin, I walk away from a lucrative contract. When Michael apologizes, he accidentally causes me to break my leg. And I reluctantly accept his offer to care for me and my son. But then have nowhere to hide from his tenderness amid his lingering wounds. Fighting against Gravity is part of the spirited Tigers Hockey sports romance series but can be read standalone. If you like enemies-to-lovers tales, swoon-worthy characters, and triumphs over life challenges, then you’ll adore Isabella Cassazza’s story of unexpected connection. Buy Fighting against Gravity to dig your blades into ice-cold tension today!
Book Synopsis A Million Little Snowflakes by : Logan Byrne
Download or read book A Million Little Snowflakes written by Logan Byrne and published by Logan Byrne. This book was released on 2015-11-23 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oliver Hurst has always been abnormally normal. His grades are horrible, his best friend just left for Utah, and he's depressed. His overly religious parents don’t help, especially since they control every facet of his life. One stupid sentence said in desperation gets Oliver tossed in an adolescent psych ward, where his depression and fears become even more of a reality. When Oliver meets snide, tough girl Lacey Waters he doesn't think his life could get any better, that is, until she becomes the ray of sunshine he has desperately needed on his cloudiest of days. young adult romance, teen romance, teen contemporary romance, young adult contemporary romance, sweet teen romance, sweet young adult romance, teen mental health, teen depression fiction, young adult free romance, young adult free contemporary romance, free young adult romance, free teen romance, free teen contemporary romance
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Book Synopsis The Power of Pi by : Stickman, Graves, & Lagrou
Download or read book The Power of Pi written by Stickman, Graves, & Lagrou and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During our doomed near future... In the center of the world, in the center of the galaxy; San Tropez Nebraska, is being attacked by biblical floods, Rock n’ Roll country pop stars, and its own ‘Super heroes.’ With the entire planet unaware of the mass-media brainwash, people are enslaved by television and the evolved version of Internet, the Outternet. Their bodies left to mimic a shell of a life they believe coincides with ‘reality.’ But 3 young boys are the last defenders of existence’s greatest kept secret, the Power of Pi. Though they remember nothing before the birth of their powers, they will test their dynamism, friendship and the limits of conscious reality. These strange pajama wearing heroes will be the only hope to getting in the way of the Tube, and slap our stupid slobbering faces awake, out of the dream we have fallen into. That is, if the most powerful being in the Multiverse, will allow it...
Book Synopsis More Adventures of a Montana Misfit by : Lyle Manley
Download or read book More Adventures of a Montana Misfit written by Lyle Manley and published by Farcountry Press. This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page 975 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume continues Adventures of a Misfit: Coming of Age in the 50s and 60s. Inspired by true events, the story picks up in 1962 as the narrator begins junior high school in Bozeman, Montana. With an awkward - and occasionally hilarious - attempt to navigate teenage society, the author endures a stint in the Boy Scouts, camping trips, Little League baseball, a paper route, art projects gone awry, excruciating embarrassments, and a lesson showing there is no career in being a wise guy. In high school, things begin to change rapidly with the overwhelming impulse to be one of the popular students. With this, the narrator's notions of the world become ever more at odds with reality. Soon, drinking escapades become increasingly reckless, resulting in arrest, fraternizing with lawyers, and jail. Before the author's senior year of high school, the family moves to Great Falls, Montana. The process of attending a new school while surviving what was left behind results in further exploits for the highlight reel. The late 1960s bring the Viet Nam War and social turmoil even to Montana, mirroring the narrator's disorientation.
Download or read book The Runaway written by Nick Petrie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Petrie has a preternatural talent for ratcheting up suspense."--New York Times Book Review When Peter Ash rescues a stranded woman, he finds she’s in far deeper trouble than he could ever imagine in the powerful new thriller in this bestselling and award-winning series. War veteran Peter Ash is driving through northern Nebraska when he encounters a young pregnant woman alone on a gravel road, her car dead. Peter offers her a lift, but what begins as an act of kindness soon turns into a deadly cat-and-mouse chase across the lonely highways with the woman’s vicious ex-cop husband hot on their trail. The pregnant woman has seen something she was never meant to see . . . but protecting her might prove to be more than Peter can handle. In order to save the woman and himself, Peter must use everything he has learned during his time as a Marine, including his knowledge of human nature, in order to escape a ruthless killer with instincts and skills that match—and perhaps exceed—Peter’s own.
Book Synopsis The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
