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Download or read book Fartology Today written by E.B. Fatalat and published by Duncan & Duncan. This book was released on 2000-06-01 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of the most outrageous quirks about the art and science of passing gas (better known as farting) will brings tears of laughter and stomach cramps. This book is a well-written piece by a Harvard writer who is also an English graduate, and previously published author.
Book Synopsis Fartology Today by : English Bradshaw
Download or read book Fartology Today written by English Bradshaw and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-06-11 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A laugh is the shortest distance between two people. We as humans, make full uses of our five senses, but I am not convinced that we use our sixth sense our sense of humor as we should. Though I am convinced that every time a person laughs it adds something to further enrich their life. For me, give me a keen sense of humor because I know that I can never be poor as long as I can still laugh. A person who cannot laugh is dangerous and is apt to explode. So for the benefit of national security, if you don't feel like "bustin' loose," then "let loose" a little and for just a moment chortle softly to yourself at the witticism this little book will bring to you.
Download or read book Fartology written by Stefan Gates and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stefan Gates asks and answers all the questions about farts, so that you don't have to. What is a fart? Do all creatures fart? Why do farts smell? Why do we find them so embarrassing... and so darned funny?! Broadcaster and obsessive fartologist Stefan Gates tackles these pressing issues in Fartology, the first ever book to take a comprehensive, scientific look at the body’s extraordinary methane-making abilities. Stefan looks at the journey from food to fart; the weird science behind intestinal gas; the sounds, smells and all things in between. With farty recipes, musings on the greatest farters in history, farts in literature, and fart euphemisms Fartology offers mind-blowing, trouser-exploding fun for all the family.
Book Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-08-03 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Download or read book The Book of Farts written by Fred Clarke and published by . This book was released on 2012-10-26 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the first sparks of life, farting has been an integral part of life. People fart, dogs fart, and even snails fart. For without this simple biological gift, the gas inside us would build and build and build until we simply exploded. Learn about the science and history of farting, as well as great fart you can perform, including: - The Fantasy Killer- The Break-Up Fart- The Preacher- The Flamethrower- and many, many morePlus, learn interesting facts such as what really inspired Beethoven's Fifth Symphony and why the Mona Lisa smiles.Illustrated by Rick Menard, former comic editor for National Lampoon.We hope this book will help you better understand the gift of farts and help you sprinkle your own little gifts throughout the world.
Book Synopsis Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by : Jim Dawson
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Download or read book Forthcoming Books written by Rose Arny and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 1546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Fart Activity Book by : E V Pepper
Download or read book The Ultimate Fart Activity Book written by E V Pepper and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you fart in an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels! Welcome to the wonderful world of Farts! This is not your average coloring book. It's the Ultimate Fart Activity Book! This stinky book is filled with clean funny jokes, farty puzzles, the history of farts, fart science, and tons of stinky facts! A perfect gift for your farty friend or kids of all ages. Give the gift of farts today! Happy Coloring! What't the perfect gift for that fart lover in your family? It's the fart activity book! Filled with all the fart information you could ever want and probably too much information in most cases! This book is sure to entertain any adult or kid who is wondering why everybody farts but is afraid to ask. If it's a fart gift your looking for, a funny fart book, or just some farty jokes, this gag gift is guaranteed to have you FOTF (farting on the floor). HAVE FUN FARTING!
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Book Synopsis Fit by Fart: Toot Your Horn to Good Health by : Hope Paul
Download or read book Fit by Fart: Toot Your Horn to Good Health written by Hope Paul and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-02-03 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone farts! Turn your fartiness into a lean, sexy body by farting for the right reasons. Learn step-by-step how to easily makeover your food choices and your exercise routine so you can be at a healthy weight. This is the diet book you've been looking for!
Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
Download or read book Fartology written by Gassy Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer
Book Synopsis 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-12-13 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Book Synopsis The Definitive Fart Book by : Desmond
Download or read book The Definitive Fart Book written by Desmond and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1961-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fart-o-Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Book Synopsis The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks by : Bree Kingwind
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks written by Bree Kingwind and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
