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Book Synopsis Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Dad And Me Setting Farts Free written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)
Download or read book Fart Dad written by Pete Ziolkowski and published by Elm Hill. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The toys are missing – again! The house is crazy clean – again! It seems like every time the kids leave a room; their toys go missing – and - the house gets new decorations?! How can this happen? How can they survive with an ever-decreasing number of toys? They need a hero to save the day. Based on a true-ish story, Fart Dad is all about faith, family and farts. This story is filled with funny twists and turns. It’s got potty humor, butt heart too. Join us on a fun, fart-filled, faith-finding adventure through every-day life that brings families together while saving a city’s toy supply!
Book Synopsis My Dad Loves to Toot by : Tootin' Tom
Download or read book My Dad Loves to Toot written by Tootin' Tom and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
Book Synopsis Fart Dad Goes Number Two by : Ziolkowski Family
Download or read book Fart Dad Goes Number Two written by Ziolkowski Family and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What will last longer: The Coronavirus - or Mom's conversations? Most kids ask this question because most kids want to be happy. You probably do too. For this family, though, not only are the conversations and Coronavirus taking forever, people are found tied up in webs of words all over Milwaukee. Thugs are breaking out of prison. An evil (former) teacher is terrorizing the city by siphoning happiness from unsuspecting people. Powered by pizza, launched by lactose, driven by dairy - Fart Dad will burst onto the scene to save the day. But will happiness be grasped? If you are looking for a book that is kid-tested and parent-approved, this is it! Faith, family, and farts. Twists and turns. Redemption. Fart Dad Goes Number 2 goes where no one else is: faith-based potty humor with a purpose. Join us as we walk through significant cultural issues and regular everyday life while searching for happiness. If you do, you might just laugh your way into meaningful happiness with us.
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis Father Christmas Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel
Download or read book Father Christmas Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.
Download or read book Dad's Fart Jokes written by Tesse Adams and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by : Aaron Reynolds
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.
Book Synopsis The Fun Book of Dad Farts by : Willie Ownnit
Download or read book The Fun Book of Dad Farts written by Willie Ownnit and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 50 Types of Sounds and Smells that only a Father Knows Best! Makes a great Father's Day or Birthday Gift! This book is packed with over 50 descriptions of situations and types of farts! Will have the whole room (unless you clear it out) laughing for a long time! Great for parties, social events, a bathroom book, office gift, and more.
Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book Gross Dad Jokes written by Alex Smart and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting a gift for your Dad can be hard... But all Dads love a silly joke they can share with their kids. Most Dads and kids love gross jokes and they make a great way to lighten the mood and bring some fun into your day. Share the jokes at bedtime so kids go to sleep with a smile on their face. After a tough day at work, read a joke to a family member to welcome them home. Funny jokes are a great way to make conversation when there's not much to talk about. Jokes include: Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that Dads and kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give everyone the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Your Dad will love this book because laughing together at a joke is great for family bonding. Get it now.
Book Synopsis Someone Farted by : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Book Synopsis Daddy Farted ! by : Prometheus Lionhart M D
Download or read book Daddy Farted ! written by Prometheus Lionhart M D and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-24 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happiness Comes From Within and So Do Farts! This family friendly coloring book contains 25 unique animal families - all with a farting father. Mom may not be amused, but Baby doesn't seem to mind. Children and Adults of all ages can enjoy this colorful humor - illustrated by a world famous physician and medical educator.
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Farter (I Mean Father) Journal for Dad by : Wild Wild Cabbage
Download or read book World's Greatest Farter (I Mean Father) Journal for Dad written by Wild Wild Cabbage and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Fart Gift for Dad!Give Dad a useful, funny present that he can use all year. This small blank and lined journal is perfect for Dad's thoughts, doodles, ideas, exercise log, or notes about how awesome his kids are!Funny Father's Day Gift Funny farting birthday gift for Dad Perfect for: Father's Day gift from kids Funny Father's Day Book Funny Fart gift for Dad
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Farts by : Summersdale
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savor in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
