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No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

The Complete Book of Farts

Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110154757X
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510724370
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Fart and Burp are Superstinkers

Author : Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1760148296
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book Fart and Burp are Superstinkers written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!

Someone Farted

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Find the Farter

Author : Phyllis F. Hart
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728216176
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

The Big Book of Farts

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781684182015
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762454466
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Fart Dictionary written by Scott A. Sorensen and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637310274
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

A Little Fart

Author : Maëlle Lemaître
Publisher : B.E.S. Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780764163661
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (636 download)

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Book Synopsis A Little Fart by : Maëlle Lemaître

Download or read book A Little Fart written by Maëlle Lemaître and published by B.E.S. Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "One running rabbit...two little pigs...three tiny birds...They're all running toward their potties!"--Cover back.

The Fart Book

Author : Mark Bacera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952343001
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)

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Book Synopsis The Fart Book by : Mark Bacera

Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!

Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Author : Crai S. Bower
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811866095
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (66 download)

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Book Synopsis Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Crai S. Bower

Download or read book Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Fart Book for Boys

Author : C. Marko
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523853151
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (531 download)

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Download or read book Fart Book for Boys written by C. Marko and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-05 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fart Book For Boys is a funny and disgusting story about boys farting, girls farting, moms farting, dads farting and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a gut-busting, stomach-hurting, laugh-out-loud fart book for children, but especially for boys who love farts. And snot. And even burps! You will love this story about farts and farting, and boys will laugh and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the gas we pass. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so funny! Kids love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Fart Book For Boys is the perfect book for children ages 6-10 and for adults who love farts. This book is sure to become a "stinky" family favorite. Start reading now... ------------ Tags: fart book for boys, fart book for kids, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Almost Everybody Farts

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941480
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Does It Fart?

Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)

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Book Synopsis Does It Fart? by : Nick Caruso

Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Farts in the Wild

Author : H. W. Smeldit
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9781452106311
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Farts in the Wild written by H. W. Smeldit and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!