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Author : jack adams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (867 download)
Download or read book F It I M Day Drinking Funny S Funny Drink written by jack adams and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-26 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F it I m Day Drinking Funny s Funny Drink/h3>
Author : Sandra CAMPOS
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (424 download)
Download or read book F It I M Day Drinking Funny S Funny Drink written by Sandra CAMPOS and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-22 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F it I m Day Drinking Funny s Funny Drink/h3>
Author : C. W. Moss
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062227149
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)
Download or read book Why Unicorn Drinks written by C. W. Moss and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-02-12 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the inner psyche of the single-horned in Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of 67 four-color illustrations and captions gives readers a glimpse into the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
Author : Kate E. Richards
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762494425
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Drinking with Chickens written by Kate E. Richards and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's drinks, it's chickens: It's the cocktail book you didn't know you needed! To add some extra happy to your happy hour , invite a chicken and pour yourself a drink. Author Kate Richards serves up cocktails made for Instagram with the spoils of her Southern California garden, chicken friends by her side. Enjoy any (or all) of the 60+ deliciously drinkable garden-to-glass beverages, such as: Lilac Apricot Rum Sour Meyer Lemon + Rosemary Old Fashioned Rhubarb Rose Cobbler Blackberry Sage Spritz Cantaloupe Mint Rum Punch Cocktails are arranged seasonally, and are 100% accessible for those of us without perpetually sunny backyard gardens at our disposal. Drinking with Chickens will quickly become a boozy favorite, perfect for gifting or for hoarding all for yourself. You don't need chickens to enjoy these drinks or the colorful photos, but be careful, because you may even find yourself aspiring to be, as Kate is, a home chixologist overrun by gorgeous, loud, early-rising egg-laying ladies, and in need of a very strong drink.
Author : Dana Bowman
Publisher : Central Recovery Press, LLC
ISBN 13 : 193761297X
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (376 download)
Download or read book Bottled written by Dana Bowman and published by Central Recovery Press, LLC. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorist Dana Bowman chronicles her struggle with alcoholism—and subsequent recovery—through the prism of early motherhood and its challenges.
Author : Ayoub Abfd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book I Only Drink 3 Days a Week Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday written by Ayoub Abfd and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Only Drink 3 Days a Week - Funny Drinking Sarcasm Humor Notebook . Very funny drinking graphic, I only drink three days a week, today tomorrow and yesterday. Perfect Notebook to make your friends and family laugh at the next party. If its for halloween, christmas or you family dinner. This makes people smile and laugh.2020 sucks, so let's find some stuff that makes us laugh. Like this fun Notebook . Makes a great gift for everybody that likes parties and drinking. If beer or liquor, wine or cocktails doesn't matter. This cool Notebook matches them all perfectly. Brilliant gift.
Author : Andy Boyle
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524704113
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book Adulthood for Beginners written by Andy Boyle and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A hilarious guide to help young workers not be idiots....a guide to being an adult in the modern age." --Chicago Tribune Stop saying "adulting" -- and other life advice you didn't know you needed. But you do. It's no secret that being a grown-up can be hard. Most people spend a decade or more figuring out the unwritten rules of life through trial and error (mostly error). Does Andy Boyle have everything figured out? No. But the honest and good-natured advice in this genuinely helpful book will help any newly minted adult get through the hard parts faster, guaranteed. (Note: sorry, not literally guaranteed.) Topics include: * The A**hole Test * "Friend Zone," "Adulting," and Other Things to Stop Saying * Should I Get Back with My Ex? (Spoiler: No) * Networking Like a Not Gross Person * Failing Isn't Failure, and Other Mostly Good Rules to Live By * Don't Be Creepy Perfect for anyone who's ready to graduate into adulthood, or at least out of their mom's basement.
Author : Marissa A. Ross
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399574174
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)
Download or read book Wine. All the Time. written by Marissa A. Ross and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Can I just be Marissa, please? I want to be hilarious and sexy and smart and insanely knowledgeable about wine.” —Mindy Kaling A fresh, fun, and unpretentious guide to wine from Marissa A. Ross, official wine columnist for Bon Appétit. Does the thought of having to buy wine for a dinner party stress you out? Is your go-to strategy to pick the bottle with the coolest label? Are you tired of choosing pairings based on your wallet, instead of your palate? Fear not! Bon Appétit wine columnist and Wine. All The Time. blogger Marissa A. Ross is here to help. In this utterly accessible yet comprehensive guide to wine, Ross will walk you through the ins and outs of wine culture. Told in her signature comedic voice, with personal anecdotes woven in among its lessons, Wine. All the Time. will teach you to sip confidently, and make you laugh as you're doing it. In Wine. All The Time., you’ll learn how to: • Describe what you’re drinking, and recognize your preferences • Find the best bottle for you budget and occasion • Read and understand what’s written on a wine label • Make the perfect pairings between what you’re drinking and what you’re eating • Throw the best damn dinner party your guests will ever attend • And much more
Author : Oonagh Duncan
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492693871
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)
Download or read book Healthy as F*ck written by Oonagh Duncan and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the Movement. Ditch the Diet. Who's ready to stop thinking about weight loss? To free their brain from thoughts about ketones, calories, and fasting? Who wants life to be more effortless, energetic, and empowered? Welcome to a refreshing and gloriously unapologetic conversation about health, fitness and habits. Award-winning trainer Oonagh Duncan cuts through the wellness clutter to drop some truth bombs: it might not be six-pack abs you're looking for — it might be happiness, confidence, and acceptance. But if losing your belly is what you want, don't let anyone — including yourself — stop you from going after it. And she'll show you how to make it happen. There's only one major difference between those rare unicorns who have managed to lose weight and the rest of us: their habits. When you acknowledge that following a diet is not getting you anywhere, and you make a few small changes to your everyday routine, you'll find yourself happier and healthy as f*ck.
Author : C. W. Moss
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062099000
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)
Download or read book Unicorn Being a Jerk written by C. W. Moss and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-11-08 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.
Author : Linda Mizejewski
Publisher : University of Texas Press
ISBN 13 : 0292756917
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (927 download)
Download or read book Pretty/Funny written by Linda Mizejewski and published by University of Texas Press. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women in comedy have traditionally been pegged as either "pretty" or "funny." Attractive actresses with good comic timing such as Katherine Hepburn, Lucille Ball, and Julia Roberts have always gotten plum roles as the heroines of romantic comedies and television sitcoms. But fewer women who write and perform their own comedy have become stars, and, most often, they've been successful because they were willing to be funny-looking, from Fanny Brice and Phyllis Diller to Lily Tomlin and Carol Burnett. In this pretty-versus-funny history, women writer-comedians—no matter what they look like—have ended up on the other side of "pretty," enabling them to make it the topic and butt of the joke, the ideal that is exposed as funny. Pretty/Funny focuses on Kathy Griffin, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Margaret Cho, Wanda Sykes, and Ellen DeGeneres, the groundbreaking women comics who flout the pretty-versus-funny dynamic by targeting glamour, postfeminist girliness, the Hollywood A-list, and feminine whiteness with their wit and biting satire. Linda Mizejewski demonstrates that while these comics don't all identify as feminists or take politically correct positions, their work on gender, sexuality, and race has a political impact. The first major study of women and humor in twenty years, Pretty/Funny makes a convincing case that women's comedy has become a prime site for feminism to speak, talk back, and be contested in the twenty-first century.
Author : Lüc Carl
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429952857
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book The Drunk Diet written by Lüc Carl and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his trademark Rock 'N Roll hair and snakeskin spandex pants, plus a hot rod and a Harley, Lüc Carl fit the part as a bar manager based in New York City's gritty Lower East Side. And life was good for this Omaha, Nebraska, transplant—a talented drummer who originally moved to the big city to pursue his Rock 'N Roll dreams—until, suddenly, it wasn't. Fast forward through seven years of working long hours, bingeing on late-night Chinese food, and drinking excessively; life had found Lüc forty pounds overweight and completely out of shape. But when he turned to the "experts" for advice—reading countless fitness and weight-loss books in the process—he discovered that they all made the same claim: "You can't drink alcohol if you want to lose weight." Lüc decided to take matters into his own hands to transform his body and his life his way—a sort of "f*ck you" to all those so-called experts. Full of charismatic wit and raucous stories about his life, The Drunk Diet will inspire and challenge you to become fitter, healthier, and happier. Lüc's fitness philosophy isn't about following a list of rigid rules or traditional "do this, not that" charts, but gaining a better understanding of how the body works and discovering what you're personally willing to change about your lifestyle in order to reach your goals. For him, that meant trading in the crap he was eating for unprocessed, natural foods and embracing a newfound love for exercise, but never sacrificing his social life (or his love for cold beer). This is the story of how one chain-smoking, cheeseburger-eating, hard-partying Rock 'N Roller—a self-proclaimed "out-of-shape, bloated asshole"—grew into an avid runner and cyclist and, ultimately, a happier version of himself. He will be the first to tell you: If he could do it, so can you.
Author : Zach Golden
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0762450576
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book What the F*@# Should I Drink? written by Zach Golden and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today's most important question: What the F*@# should I drink? It's all covered here! We've all been there: you come home from a long day and just want to have a drink-but which drink? There are so many options, how do you decide? What the F*@# Should I Drink? has the answer! The follow-up to the wildly successful and deliciously offensive What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?, What the F*@# Should I Drink? provides over 75 recipes for everything from a Sidecar to a Moscow Mule to whatever the f*@# a Caipirinha is. They're easy to mix and even easier to drink, and soon you'll forget the original question. With a "choose your adventure" style recipe guide-don't like the recipe in front of you? Choose another!-and wonderfully offensive directions, What the F*@# Should I Drink? is f*@#ing fantastic, and it will make you feel f*@#ing fantastic too.
Author : Ozzy Osbourne
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446573132
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)
Download or read book I Am Ozzy written by Ozzy Osbourne and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2010-01-25 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne shares his unbelievable story for the first time in this tell-all memoir of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll. Take what you thought was "rock and roll excess" and double it–you still wouldn't be anywhere near the dizzying life of Ozzy Osbourne. Born into a life so poor that the whole family slept in one room, music was his salvation, and his band Black Sabbath went on to change the musical landscape forever. But along with the rock and roll came the inevitable sex and drugs, and Ozzy soon fell into an epic relationship with booze and chemicals. The stories of Ozzy's days on the road are now those of legend–biting the head off a live bat, the tragic plane crash that took the life of his best friend and writing partner Randy Rhoades–but few know of the real heartbreak he suffered during those days of hard living. In the end, it was the love of his family that saved him. Told for the first time in the rocker’s hilarious and inimitable voice, Ozzy finally comes clean.
Author : Funny Sayings No Funny People Gift Idea
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781702126106
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (261 download)
Download or read book I Am a True Philosopher Only When I'm Drunk written by Funny Sayings No Funny People Gift Idea and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attention Beer Lover! Looking for a new Funny Sayings Notebook? Then this special Drinking Quote Memo Book is the perfect Saying booklet for you and your ideas. Great Jokes design for all Drinking Toast Lovers! Title of the Book: I Am A True Philosopher Only When I'm Drunk Nice Funny Toast Design, useful and handy! Use this funny Note Book as a grid-lined Diary for your most intimate memories. Also usable as a Celebration to do list or Party calendar. Or just give it to a Friend, Relative or Family as a cool gift! Important appointments and tasks are always in view with your daily notes. A Funny People, Prankster or Clown should not miss this great notebook. Cool 6x9 inches A5 notepad with a Funny Quotes style - gridded/ grid-lined- 120 pages! Useful A5 Format 15.2 x 22.9 cm, 6x9 inches, so it fits almost anywhere. On a total of 120 pages you can put all of your thoughts on paper. Gridded edition. Includes Page Numbers for a perfect overview. For international use, e.g. in the languages: English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Japanese Need more choices? Are you looking for a beautiful present or a gift idea? Just have a look at our other Notebooks. With a simple click on the Authors Name you will find a large selection of hundreds of cool designs. We offer notebooks in lined, plaid, dotted, blank and many other formats, such as daily and weekly planners. Get your copy now with your favourite design, for yourself or a loved one. Perfect gift for your girlfriend or boyfriend, for grandma, grandpa, dad or mum, for your spouse or simply for the whole family! Now as special Christmas present, birthday present, mother's day present or father's day present, as well as to all special occasions give away and the dearest people to make a pleasure.
Author : Erica C. Barnett
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525522336
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)
Download or read book Quitter written by Erica C. Barnett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Barnett's prose style is brassy and cleareyed, with echoes of Anne Lamott." --Beth Macy, The New York Times Book Review "Emotionally devastating and self-aware, this cautionary tale about substance abuse is a worthy heir to Cat Marnell's How to Murder Your Life." --Publishers Weekly (starred review) A startlingly frank memoir of one woman's struggles with alcoholism and recovery, with essential new insights into addiction and treatment Erica C. Barnett had her first sip of alcohol when she was thirteen, and she quickly developed a taste for drinking to oblivion with her friends. In her late twenties, her addiction became inescapable. Volatile relationships, blackouts, and unsuccessful stints in detox defined her life, with the vodka bottles she hid throughout her apartment and offices acting as both her tormentors and closest friends. By the time she was in her late thirties, Erica Barnett had run the gauntlet of alcoholism. She had recovered and relapsed time and again, but after each new program or detox center would find herself far from rehabilitated. "Rock bottom," Barnett writes, "is a lie." It is always possible, she learned, to go lower than your lowest point. She found that the terms other alcoholics used to describe the trajectory of their addiction--"rock bottom" and "moment of clarity"--and the mottos touted by Alcoholics Anonymous, such as "let go and let God" and "you're only as sick as your secrets"--didn't correspond to her experience and could actually be detrimental. With remarkably brave and vulnerable writing, Barnett expands on her personal story to confront the dire state of addiction in America, the rise of alcoholism in American women in the last century, and the lack of rehabilitation options available to addicts. At a time when opioid addiction is a national epidemic and one in twelve Americans suffers from alcohol abuse disorder, Quitter is essential reading for our age and an ultimately hopeful story of Barnett's own hard-fought path to sobriety.
Author : Rosie Schaap
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101603127
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)
Download or read book Drinking with Men written by Rosie Schaap and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-01-24 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NPR “Best Books of 2013” BookPage Best Books of 2013 Library Journal Best Books of 2013: Memoir Flavorwire 10 Best Nonfiction Books of 2013 A vivid, funny, and poignant memoir that celebrates the distinct lure of the camaraderie and community one finds drinking in bars. Rosie Schaap has always loved bars: the wood and brass and jukeboxes, the knowing bartenders, and especially the sometimes surprising but always comforting company of regulars. Starting with her misspent youth in the bar car of a regional railroad, where at fifteen she told commuters’ fortunes in exchange for beer, and continuing today as she slings cocktails at a neighborhood joint in Brooklyn, Schaap has learned her way around both sides of a bar and come to realize how powerful the fellowship among regular patrons can be. In Drinking with Men, Schaap shares her unending quest for the perfect local haunt, which takes her from a dive outside Los Angeles to a Dublin pub full of poets, and from small-town New England taverns to a character-filled bar in Manhattan’s TriBeCa. Drinking alongside artists and expats, ironworkers and soccer fanatics, she finds these places offer a safe haven, a respite, and a place to feel most like herself. In rich, colorful prose, Schaap brings to life these seedy, warm, and wonderful rooms. Drinking with Men is a love letter to the bars, pubs, and taverns that have been Schaap’s refuge, and a celebration of the uniquely civilizing source of community that is bar culture at its best.
