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Book Synopsis Exponential Apocalypse by : Eirik Gumeny
Download or read book Exponential Apocalypse written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There had been twenty-two apocalypses to date. There were now four distinct variations of humanity roaming the earth – six, if you counted the undead. It had been suggested that there really should have been a new word to describe "the end of everything forever," but most people had stopped noticing, much less caring, after the tally hit double digits. Not to mention the failure of "forever" in living up to its potential. The last apocalypse wasn't even considered a cataclysm by most major governments. It was just a Thursday. EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the tender, heart-stirring tale of crappy jobs, a slacker cult, an alcoholic Aztec god, reconstituted world leaders, werewolves, robots, and the shenanigans of multiple persons living after the twentieth-aught end of the world. Fast-paced, frenetic, funny, and frequently fond of other f-words, EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the only book that will have you looking forward to the end of the world.
Book Synopsis The End of Everything Forever by : Eirik Gumeny
Download or read book The End of Everything Forever written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 1110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fallen gods. Cloned queens. Psychokinetic squirrels. Atomic werewolves. Hippie zombies. Jell-O monsters. Butter monsters. Booger monsters. An army of philosophers bent on world domination. A cybernetically-enhanced donut maker. The horned-up ghosts of elderly lady serial killers. The frozen head of Walt Sidney. Earthquakes. Fire tornados. A global volcanic winter. A supermassive extradimensional black hole. Dr. Vanilla Ice II. And that's literally not even the half of it. Five books. Seventeen stories. More f-bombs than Microsoft Word can count. Ten years of EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE are collected into a single volume, an omnibus that, like a stoner's rug, ties everything together, from the first doomsday to the very last. THE END OF EVERYTHING FOREVER is a fifty-year epic of extinction events, the genre-spanning saga of a planet in perpetual peril, a world that can't seem to stop itself from ending – and all the nihilists and nutcases, the anti-heroes and con artists and mad scientists and slackers, that keep trying to save it. Even if it is only because there’s nothing on TV that day. With a foreword by Danger Slater. "If The Avengers was written by Terry Pratchett and directed by Kevin Smith, you might end up in the same dimension as the Exponential Apocalypse series." – Kat Clay, Radiant Attack
Book Synopsis Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents by : Eirik Gumeny
Download or read book Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thor, former Norse God of Thunder, has returned to his day job at the Secaucus Holiday Inn, surlier than ever. His Google alert for "Ragnarok" is bringing in fewer and fewer results, and he's beginning to think that the Twilight of the Gods might never come to free him from the hellish nightmare that is minimum-wage customer service. But then Timmy, a telekinetic, telepathic super-squirrel, comes skittering back into Thor's life, bruised and slightly smoking after having his tail handed to him by a two-hundred-year-old mad scientist in a robotic exoskeleton. The rodent needs help, and, despite his best intentions, that help is going to have to be Thor and his friends Chester A. Arthur XVII and Queen Victoria XXX. DEAD PRESIDENTS, the second book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, continues where the first one left off, following Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, zombies, mad scientists, rhinos with lasers, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, DEAD PRESIDENTS puts the "doody" in doomsday and the "ha" in worldwide annihilation.
Download or read book Revenge-aroni written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Six months ago, Thor, the former Norse God of Thunder – along with the motley crew of political clones and cyborgs and psychic squirrels he calls his friends – saved the world. And, in a wholly unprecedented move, this time the world stayed saved. The frozen head of Walt Sidney is not happy about that. Like, at all. The bodiless businessman has pit his two top men against each other and sent them after the group, in a contest to see who can out-murder who. Because vengeance is a dish best served lukewarm and out of a can, heated over the smoldering remains of your enemies. Also, vengeance should be eaten with an officially-licensed Lindsey Louse Spearin’ Spork for maximum vengeance-ing. The fourth book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, REVENGE-ARONI is smart, vulgar, and quite simply and with absolutely zero hyperbole, the single best post-apocalyptic book about borderline inept, mercenary heroes you will ever read. Filled with gallows humor and inventive swearing and run-on sentences, as well as sex, drugs, violence, and blatant attacks on artisanal coffee, REVENGE-ARONI will surely be looked back on as the piece of literature that saved humanity from both itself and the inevitable uprising of homicidal crab-people.
Download or read book Grimm Tales written by Eric Beetner and published by Untreed Reads. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GRIMM TALES is a collection of stories by some of the top names in online crime fiction, all based on classic fairy tales. As novelist Ken Bruen writes in his introduction, "Ever imagined what would have come down the dark pike if The Brothers Grimm were more Brothers Coen and wrote mystery?" The collection is edited by John Kenyon, editor of Grift magazine, and contains 17 stories by Patricia Abbott, Absolutely*Kate, Jack Bates, Eric Beetner, Nigel Bird, Loren Eaton, Kaye George, Blu Gilliand, Seana Graham, Eirik Gumeny, R.L. Kelstrom, John Kenyon, BV Lawson, Evan Lewis, B. Nagel, Sean Patrick Reardon and Sandra Seamans.
Download or read book Dead Presidents written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thor, former Norse God of Thunder, has returned to his day job at the Secaucus Holiday Inn, surlier than ever. His Google alert for "Ragnarok" is bringing in fewer and fewer results, and he's beginning to think that the Twilight of the Gods might never come to free him from the hellish nightmare that is minimum-wage customer service. But then Timmy, a telekinetic, telepathic super-squirrel, comes skittering back into Thor's life, bruised and slightly smoking after having his tail handed to him by a two-hundred-year-old mad scientist in a robotic exoskeleton. The rodent needs help, and, despite his best intentions, that help is going to have to be Thor and his friends Chester A. Arthur XVII and Queen Victoria XXX. DEAD PRESIDENTS, the second book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, continues where the first one left off, following Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, zombies, mad scientists, rhinos with lasers, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, DEAD PRESIDENTS puts the "doody" in doomsday and the "ha" in worldwide annihilation.
Book Synopsis Beggars Would Ride by : Eirik Gumeny
Download or read book Beggars Would Ride written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Norway's Bravest Son Publishing House. This book was released on 2022-09-30 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An atompunk amalgamation of PREY, STATION ELEVEN, and THE MANDALORIAN, from the cult-favorite author of the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series. After a secret rendezvous goes fatally awry, store-crossed lovers Rhea and Wren, sixteen-year-olds from opposite sides of the last truck stop in existence, find themselves hunted and on the run, forced to survive in the post-utopian wreckage of an alien-blighted civilization. They'll need to face down the impossible threats of a neverending desert, the atomic insects and sandstorms and the barren nothingness of a world rusted sharp, in search of a city that shouldn't be. The nights are long and the odds are bad, but Wren and Rhea wouldn't have it any other way. They're finally free, reveling in being alone, and together. But happiness is never easy at the end of everything, and soon enough – and with some unexpected help – the teenagers stumble upon a series of cascading discoveries that upend everything they thought they knew, leaving them reeling, reconsidering, and forced to reckon with what they owe the ones they left behind.
Book Synopsis Bartleby Snopes Issue 7 by : Nathaniel Tower
Download or read book Bartleby Snopes Issue 7 written by Nathaniel Tower and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-01-18 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 7th edition of the semi-annual collection of fiction published by Bartleby Snopes. This issue features our Dialogue Contest winners, our Story of the Month winners, and a handful of other great stories.
Book Synopsis Brave New Weird: The Best New Weird Horror, Volume Two by : Alex Woodroe
Download or read book Brave New Weird: The Best New Weird Horror, Volume Two written by Alex Woodroe and published by Tenebrous Press. This book was released on 2024-06-26 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The World is Weird. You will be discouraged from participating in it. However, your participation is not optional. Zip up your human suit and set sail, imbibing every perspective you can in order to perfect the persona. Push to the outer edges. Document your travels, and forget to return. There will be a test. Learn what it means to be human. Forget what it means to be human. Learn what it means to be human. Forget what it means to be human. Do not panic. BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror, Volume Two encompasses the finest Weird speculative fiction published in (roughly) 2023. Edited by Alex Woodroe. Table of contents: Nelly Geraldine García-Rosas - Lullaby for the Unseen Thomas Ha - In That Crumbling Home Hussani Abdulrahim - The Library Virus Patrick Malka - Show Me Eirik Gumeny - A Balanced Breakfast David Simmons - Food is Poison Premee Mohamed - Quietus Perfect Kiss Strickoll - punctum (o baked alaska for you i am a former american) LC von Hessen - Transmasc of the Red Death Simone le Roux - The Man Outside KS Walker - River Bargain Baby M.M. Olivas - The Prince of Oakland Amitha Jagannath Knight - My Mother, The Exoskeleton Rachael K. Jones - The Sound of Children Screaming Judith Shadford - Endless Yearning Daniel DeRock - Guest Opinion: We must take action regarding the [REDACTED] High School janitor Geneve Flynn - A Box of Hair and Nail Anemone Moss - Everything You Dump Here Ends Up in the Ocean Karlo Yeager Rodríguez - Up In the Hills, She Dreams of Her Daughter Deep In the Ground Elena Sichrovsky - Embryo Ivan Zoric - Our Roots Will Dry Out in the End Michael Bettendorf - As the Music Plays Groovy Chris Kuriata - Family Not Going To Heaven
Book Synopsis Bringing Project-Based Learning to Life in Mathematics, K-12 by : Maggie Lee McHugh
Download or read book Bringing Project-Based Learning to Life in Mathematics, K-12 written by Maggie Lee McHugh and published by Corwin Press. This book was released on 2023-05-04 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go beyond problem-solving and performance tasks. Bring project-based learning to life! Do you want your students to be more engaged in their mathematics lessons while also amplifying cultural relevancy and equity? If so, proceed to the next level of instruction with project-based learning (PBL)! This book provides the whole PBL game plan designed by an experienced, award-winning teacher and researcher. Whether you want to start with small steps or you are ready for full implementation in your classroom, project-based learning experiences can lead to forever memories and deeper learning for your students. Answering the why, what, and how of embarking on the journey toward PBL, readers will find Need-to-Know questions to open each chapter Student and educator vignettes to identify stumbling blocks and successes PBL Plus Tips that identify those small steps teachers can make to gradually shift toward PBL Your Turn prompts to actively connect ideas to your practice This approachable guide includes everything you need to move from tasks to memorable project-based experiences that leverage student voice and choice and build a welcoming classroom culture!
Download or read book High Voltage written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world has ended twenty-six and a half times to date... but that’s not about to stop it from trying again. The sun, after a particularly debaucherous evening, has stumbled across the horizon and flipped a giant, geomagnetic middle finger at the Earth, detonating nearly every transformer and power line on the planet and crippling the single electrical grid that powers North America. The world has been plunged back into the Boring Ages overnight. Although this means very little to anyone, as no one is able to Google when the Boring Ages were or how society got out of them the first time. With darkness looming, the economy crashing, and nobody’s DVRs working, everything seems lost; humanity is one more unmicrowaved Hot Pocket away from eating itself alive. So now it’s up to Thor, the former Norse God of Thunder, and the ragtag group of mercenary “heroes” he calls friends to set things right and hotwire the North American continent. HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the perfect jumping on point for new readers. All of the fast-paced humor and snark of the first two critically-acclaimed, best-selling books and none of the having to read them first. Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.
Book Synopsis The Subversion of the Apocalypses in the Book of Jubilees by : Todd R. Hanneken
Download or read book The Subversion of the Apocalypses in the Book of Jubilees written by Todd R. Hanneken and published by Society of Biblical Lit. This book was released on 2012-06-03 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In spite of some scholars’ inclination to include the book of Jubilees as another witness to “Enochic Judaism,” the relationship of Jubilees to the apocalyptic writings and events surrounding the Maccabean revolt has never been adequately clarified. This book builds on scholarship on genre to establish a clear pattern among the ways Jubilees resembles and differs from other apocalypses. Jubilees matches the apocalypses of its day in overall structure and literary morphology. Jubilees also uses the literary genre to raise the issues typical of the apocalypses—including revelation, angels and demons, judgment, and eschatology—but rejects what the apocalypses typically say about those issues, subverting reader expectations with a corrected view. In addition to the main argument concerning Jubilees, this volume’s survey of what is fundamentally apocalyptic about apocalyptic literature advances the understanding of early Jewish apocalyptic literature and, in turn, of later apocalypses and comparable perspectives, including those of Paul and the Qumran sectarians.
Book Synopsis Apocalyptic AI: Visions of Heaven in Robotics, Artificial Intelligence, and Virtual Reality by : Robert M. Geraci
Download or read book Apocalyptic AI: Visions of Heaven in Robotics, Artificial Intelligence, and Virtual Reality written by Robert M. Geraci and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2010-02-05 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apocalyptic AI, the hope that we might one day upload our minds into machines or cyberspace and live forever, is a surprisingly wide-spread and influential idea, affecting everything from the world view of online gamers to government research funding and philosophical thought. In Apocalyptic AI, Robert Geraci offers the first serious account of this "cyber-theology" and the people who promote it. Drawing on interviews with roboticists and AI researchers and with devotees of the online game Second Life, among others, Geraci illuminates the ideas of such advocates of Apocalyptic AI as Hans Moravec and Ray Kurzweil. He reveals that the rhetoric of Apocalyptic AI is strikingly similar to that of the apocalyptic traditions of Judaism and Christianity. In both systems, the believer is trapped in a dualistic universe and expects a resolution in which he or she will be translated to a transcendent new world and live forever in a glorified new body. Equally important, Geraci shows how this worldview shapes our culture. Apocalyptic AI has become a powerful force in modern culture. In this superb volume, he shines a light on this belief system, revealing what it is and how it is changing society.
Book Synopsis Apocalyptic AI by : Robert M. Geraci
Download or read book Apocalyptic AI written by Robert M. Geraci and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apocalyptic AI, the hope that we might one day upload our minds into machines and live forever in cyberspace, is a surprisingly wide-spread and influential idea. Robert Geraci points out that the rhetoric of 'Apocalyptic AI' is strikingly similar to that of the apocalyptic traditions of Judaism and Christianity.
Book Synopsis Ecological Democracy by : Roy Morrison
Download or read book Ecological Democracy written by Roy Morrison and published by South End Press. This book was released on 1995 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering a broad-based critique of industrialism, Morrison explores currently emerging ecological democracies, such as the Mondragon Cooperative system in Spain, the Seikatsu Cooperative Clubs in Japan, and Coop Atlantic in Canada. He outlines a dramatic revitalized participatory democracy--which includes community control of finances, a social wage, cooperative econoies, demilitarization, and a solar transition--and shows how to get there from here.
Book Synopsis Lancer TTRPG Core Rulebook by : Tom Bloom
Download or read book Lancer TTRPG Core Rulebook written by Tom Bloom and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2024-07-09 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Mud-and-Lasers Tabletop Roleplaying Game of Modular Mechs and the Pilots that crew them. Created in partnership with Massif Press, Dark Horse Books presents LANCER. 15,000 years into the future, humanity has survived near collapse and since expanded ever wider into the frontiers of space, organized by UNION, the central hegemon of the populated galaxy. At Union’s heart, the dream of human utopia has been realized; but Lancer is set at the trembling edges of the expansion where resistance to the ideals of the utopia grow. As a lancer, you pilot a mech as unique as yourself. You are, by training, luck, circumstance, or work, one of the best. In this era near the golden age, you have one question to answer above all: who do you fight for? Lancer features a deep, story-rich setting for players to engage with. Every choice they make, every ordnance they mount, every weapon they wield — all of it has lore attached, just waiting for a story to develop.
Download or read book Black Hole, Son! written by Eirik Gumeny and published by Jersey Devil Press. This book was released on 2018-03-04 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From living god Eirik Gumeny (CRACKED, THE NEW YORK TIMES) comes BLACK HOLE, SON! The fifth and final book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series! Following the events of REVENGE-ARONI, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog -- assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks -- and hilariousness and terrible awryness -- ensue. A note to new readers: This is not for you. This is not the place to start fresh. (You're gonna want to click on one of the links below for that; Book One, Two, or Three should work just fine.) This here is a coda to the last ten years of EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE. A swan song, a last waltz, a tearful goodbye. BLACK HOLE, SON! is for the folks who want to see how it all ends. Not well, obviously. P.S. BLACK HOLE, SON! is also the shortest book in the series. More of a novella, really. A little shy of 25K words. So, you know, be ready for that.
