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You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero!

Author : Bob Powers
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1429986506
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero! written by Bob Powers and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Do All the Nice Girls End Up Getting Kidnapped and Held for Ransom? In this book, YOU, the reader, are a thirtysomething part-time actor/full-time waiter suddenly caught up in a kidnapping. Julia, the girl you went out with last night, has been TAKEN HOSTAGE. What will you do? Will you go to the police and ask for help? Will you burst into the hideout, killing everyone in sight, then tell Julia that she shouldn't misinterpret this as some sort of big commitment? Or will you unplug your phone and just get really, really drunk? The choice is yours! You awake to the sound of the phone ringing. "Hello?" You hear a man's voice. It is muffled. "We've got Julia." "Wait, what do you mean?" "We have kidnapped your girlfriend. If you ever want to see her again---" "Whoa, she's not my girlfriend," you say. "I just met her. I mean, I had a good time with her and all, but I wanna take it slow with this one, I think." "We understand," the voice says. "But she's new to the city, and presently, you're all she has. Give us fifty thousand dollars by tomorrow or we'll blow her head off." If you want to go and ask your parents if you can borrow fifty thousand dollars, go to page 173. If you want to have sex with your ex-girlfriend, consider getting back together with her, then think better of it, go to page 183. BE VERY CAREFUL! You're directing the story and the CHOICES you make can result in MURDER, GRADUATE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT, TORTURE, MARRIAGE, POST-APOCALYPTIC SLAVERY, UNWANTED PREGNANCY, even TEMPING! It's YOUR STORY and YOUR LIFE. All you've got to do is decide which page you want to turn to. JUST MAKE A CHOICE!

Excuse Me

Author : Liana Finck
Publisher : Random House Trade Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 1984801511
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me written by Liana Finck and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A razor-sharp collection from the acclaimed New Yorker cartoonist and Instagram sensation whom Vulture recently called “a remarkable young talent” With her trademark, scratchy style and keen eye for the absurd, Liana Finck has amassed a large, devoted following who love the deeply insightful, delightfully odd way she describes how we all experience the world. Excuse Me assembles more than 500 of her most loved cartoons from Instagram and The New Yorker over the past few years, in such distinctive chapters as: Love & Dating; Gender & Other Politics; Animals; Art & Myth-Making; Humanity; Time, Space, and How to Navigate Them; Strangeness, Shyness, Sadness; and Notes to Self. Melancholy and hilarious, relatable and surreal, intensely personal yet surprisingly universal, Excuse Me brings together the best work so far by one of the most talented young comics artists working today.

Excuse Me, Are You a Dragon?

Author : Rhett B Pennell
Publisher : Greene Bark Press
ISBN 13 : 9781880851340
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (513 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me, Are You a Dragon? written by Rhett B Pennell and published by Greene Bark Press. This book was released on 1998-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young king thinks it would be fun to have a dragon to fight, so he sends a knight to find one and bring it back to the kingdom.

What's Your Excuse?

Author : John P. Foppe
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418565253
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book What's Your Excuse? written by John P. Foppe and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2008-08-24 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this positive and practical memoir, John Foppe learns how to not only survive amidst insurmountable odds, but live a full life and inspire others to do the same. Born without arms, John has faced unique obstacles to living a normal life. But what he's always had is an indomitable faith?a faith that not only gives him the will to survive, but also the will to thrive. With a foreword by Zig Ziglar, John asks the reader hard questions and applies his own experiences as well as the unique insights he's developed. As a trained counselor and motivational speaker, John advises us how to: confidently confront adversity discover our own dynamic potential achieve accomplishment and fulfillment As John says, even when faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, "All things are within reach." "John Foppe's book What's Your Excuse? is an inspiration just like he is for all those who have been touched by him." ?Jimmy Johnson, former NFL coach, Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins "If you truly want to reach your goals, then you must read What's Your Excuse?" ?Rudy Ruettiger, the inspiration behind the TriStar hit movie Rudy "Every one of us has survived some type of tragedy. John's story and practical insights help all of us to overcome the challenges in our lives. What's Your Excuse? is not just an inspirational book but a definitive 'how to' guide for triumphing over our problems." ?Dav Pelzer, number one international bestselling author of A Child Called It and Help Yourself

Excuse Me!

Author : Karen Katz
Publisher : Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN 13 : 9780448455822
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me! written by Karen Katz and published by Grosset & Dunlap. This book was released on 2011-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book teaches toddlers the ABCs of polite behavior in a gentle and funny way. Includes stickers. Full color. Consumable.

Excuse You!

Author : Linda J. Williams
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 172830363X
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (283 download)

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Download or read book Excuse You! written by Linda J. Williams and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you ever hold the door for someone who walked right through without thanking you? You want to say very loudly, “Excuse You!” That kind of scenario captures the essence of this book. During random conversations about rudeness, I began to think, “How can we, who believe rudeness is rampant, initiate change?” In reality, only the individual can change or improve themselves. We must become a glaring example of courtesy as rude individuals are glaring examples to us. Can we really make our own lives better by being nice to someone else? “Excuse You!” says, without question, yes! It begins with a brief description of how courtesy originated. The focus then shifts to identify obstacles to being more courteous, solutions to overcome obstacles, and a plan for change. That thing we complain about (rudeness) is within our power to reverse. I invite you to discover a different perspective of courtesy.

Excuse Me. . . Are You a Witch?

Author : Emily Horn
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1580891039
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (88 download)

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Book Synopsis Excuse Me. . . Are You a Witch? by : Emily Horn

Download or read book Excuse Me. . . Are You a Witch? written by Emily Horn and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2004-07-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Herbert doesn't have a home. He doesn't have any friends, and when the weather's bad life is pretty unpleasant. Except for the library -- it's always warm, and there are lots of good books to read. But you can't live at the library! Then, while reading one day, Herbert learns that witches love pets -- especially black cats! Now all Herbert has to do is find a witch . . .

Excuse Me, Are You Jewish?

Author : Malka Touger
Publisher : Jonathan David Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9780824604677
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)

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Book Synopsis Excuse Me, Are You Jewish? by : Malka Touger

Download or read book Excuse Me, Are You Jewish? written by Malka Touger and published by Jonathan David Publishers. This book was released on 2006 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

No Excuses!

Author : Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
Publisher : Hay House, Inc
ISBN 13 : 140196253X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book No Excuses! written by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2009-06-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his fourth book for children, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer focuses on the topic of excuses and how they can do more harm than we realize. The book demonstrates how excuses go far beyond "my dog ate my homework," and can actually become words that prevent your child from reaching his or her potential.The book follows a boy with a seemingly impossible dream who almost lets excuses ("I’m not smart enough" . . . "It’s too hard," and so on) get in his way.He discovers, as will your child, that by following a few simple ideas and eliminating excuses . . . anything is possible!

Don't Bullsh*t Yourself!

Author : Jon Taffer
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735217009
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book Don't Bullsh*t Yourself! written by Jon Taffer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller and Wall Street Journal Bestseller! Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer presents a new guide to getting what you want in life and business--to stop making excuses so you can get back to winning. During his many years as an entrepreneur, consultant, and star of the Paramount Network's hit show Bar Rescue, Jon Taffer has witnessed the destruction that results when people bullsh*t themselves. Excuses are the root cause of nearly every business and personal problem, but fortunately, Jon knows how to fix your excuse habit for good. This book is almost as good as having Jon in your face on Bar Rescue, telling you the hard truths you've been avoiding. Don't Bullsh*t Yourself! is Jon Taffer's brutally honest, no-nonsense guide to help you kick those excuses to the curb. If you can stop bullsh*tting yourself and address your real issues, you will gain the power to turn your life around completely. Taffer breaks excuses down into six major categories, illustrating them with real-life examples such as Marcus Luttrell, the lone survivor of a SEAL team mission in Afghanistan who barely escaped Taliban territory, and Christine King, founder and CEO of Your Best Fit, who, despite being paralyzed in a horrific boating accident, went on to build a successful fitness company. These inspiring stories, combined with Taffer's own experiences, will give you the confidence to identify and face your own excuses head-on. It's Taffer Time! Time to stop bullsh*tting yourself and start crushing it!

The No Excuse Guide to Success

Author : Jim Smith
Publisher : Red Wheel/Weiser
ISBN 13 : 1601636032
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book The No Excuse Guide to Success written by Jim Smith and published by Red Wheel/Weiser. This book was released on 2012-06-22 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost everyone is guilty of playing the blame game. It’s satisfying and easy to do. If we despise our work, we can blame our manager or even our short-sighted organization for its inability to recognize our genius. If our personal lives are a disaster, we can blame our spouses, partners, the economy, or even our ancestors. We all know on some level that we are pointing our fingers in the wrong direction, but we just can’t seem to help ourselves. The No Excuse Guide to Success shows you how to abandon this unworkable routine and stop the destructive pattern of making excuses and blaming others—to stop whining and start winning. The No Excuse Guide to Success gives you the tools and techniques you need to: Make life-altering changes in how you approach your career and your life Stop blaming others and start believing in yourself Own your choices and break down self-created barriers to success Embrace uncertainty and stop being afraid to win

But Excuse Me that is My Book

Author : Lauren Child
Publisher : Charlie and Lola
ISBN 13 : 9780141500539
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book But Excuse Me that is My Book written by Lauren Child and published by Charlie and Lola. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Lola's favorite book is not on the library's shelf, her older brother, Charlie, tries to find another book she will enjoy.

Solo

Author : Kwame Alexander
Publisher : Clarion Books
ISBN 13 : 0310761905
Total Pages : 460 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Solo written by Kwame Alexander and published by Clarion Books. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Solo by Kwame Alexander and Mary Rand Hess is a New York Times bestseller! Kirkus Reviews said Solo is, “A contemporary hero’s journey, brilliantly told.” Through the story of a young Black man searching for answers about his life, Solo empowers, engages, and encourages teenagers to move from heartache to healing, burden to blessings, depression to deliverance, and trials to triumphs. Blade never asked for a life of the rich and famous. In fact, he’d give anything not to be the son of Rutherford Morrison, a washed-up rock star and drug addict with delusions of a comeback. Or to no longer be part of a family known most for lost potential, failure, and tragedy, including the loss of his mother. The one true light is his girlfriend, Chapel, but her parents have forbidden their relationship, assuming Blade will become just like his father. In reality, the only thing Blade and Rutherford have in common is the music that lives inside them. And songwriting is all Blade has left after Rutherford, while drunk, crashes his high school graduation speech and effectively rips Chapel away forever. But when a long-held family secret comes to light, the music disappears. In its place is a letter, one that could bring Blade the freedom and love he’s been searching for, or leave him feeling even more adrift. Solo: Is written by New York Times bestselling author and Newbery Medal and Coretta Scott King Book Award-winner Kwame Alexander Showcases Kwame’s signature intricacy, intimacy, and poetic style, by exploring what it means to finally go home An #OwnVoices novel that features a BIPOC protagonist on a search for his roots and identity Received great reviews from Publishers Weekly, School Library Journal, Booklist, and Kirkus. If you enjoy Solo, check out Swing by Kwame Alexander and Mary Rand Hess.

Through the Eyes of the Juror

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780896561939
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Through the Eyes of the Juror written by and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Excuse Me

Author : Rosanne Thomas
Publisher : AMACOM
ISBN 13 : 0814437923
Total Pages : 299 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (144 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me written by Rosanne Thomas and published by AMACOM. This book was released on 2017-08-10 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover a wealth of business etiquette in this invaluable resource book that helps prevent bad behavior in the workplace. What are the rules for business etiquette today? Is it acceptable to text your boss at home? What is the polite way to ask a colleague to take a distracting conversation behind closed doors? What about the use of smartphones in meetings? In today’s workplace, manners matter more than ever. With an increasing amount of open-plan workplaces and constant connectivity, the chances of unintentionally annoying or offending others is growing. Merging classic rules of behavior with new realities of modern business, Excuse Me spotlights dozens of puzzling situations, with suggestions for bridging divides. This book untangles the nuances of: meeting etiquette, interview expectations, proper office attire, electronic manners, privacy in tight spaces, nonverbal cues, small talk, social media use, and more. In even the most diverse workplaces, good manners will create an atmosphere of respect, smoothing the way for everyone to succeed. Excuse Me explains how to begin.

Excuse Me, I'm Trying to Read!

Author : Mary Jo Amani
Publisher : Charlesbridge
ISBN 13 : 1607344645
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me, I'm Trying to Read! written by Mary Jo Amani and published by Charlesbridge. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a young girl tries to read surrounded by elephants, lions, monkeys and zebras, she is surprised, scared, and amused. When the animals want to read, the tables are turned. A fun-filled picture book that will earn giggles and laughs from children of all ages.

Everyday Cat Excuses

Author :
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402759037
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Everyday Cat Excuses written by and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the cat excuse universe! It's a place of fur balls, dead things turned into feline playthings, hours spent catnapping--and stubborn, naughty little creatures who do what they want, never what they're asked. Cats are full of excuses, so any human who happens to be owned by one should use this delightful comic collection to prepare for its sly explanations and justifications. A charmingly line-drawn, highly humorous, and personality-filled kitty presents all the reasons why "I can't." "I'm shedding, I'm salivating, I'm kneading" (but not needing) "you, my ears are rotating," Or she can't be bothered listening because she's having an intense catnip experience. Cat lovers will recognize every funny scenario...and their pets will want to sneak a peek to discover new ideas.