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Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why

Author : A T Zark
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (173 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why written by A T Zark and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know... Eskimos can say "love" in 32 ways? But, you'd be amazed to know that there are over 39 ways to say "fart." Yep, there is a lot going on behind our mysterious gaseous emissions. Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why delves into the weird, wacky, smell-gical world of farts. Where do they come from? Why are men and women so divided about them? How what you eat can lead to trouble passing gas? What are farts good for...like really? It might even surprise you to know that a fart just might save your life. Intrigued? Then, pick up a copy of this fantastically flatulent fart trivia book. It's information and entertainment at its stinkin' best. Buy now... Scroll up and click Add to Cart. For you, your favorite gassy friend, and, of course, the bathroom.

If We Kiss

Author : Rachel Vail
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062033808
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book If We Kiss written by Rachel Vail and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie Collins has never been kissed. She’s never been in love, either. Charlie’s beautiful best friend, Tess, has kissed three boys and has loved each one of them. Then Charlie unexpectedly finds herself falling for Kevin, and she’s in a mess of trouble right away. For one thing, Tess is in love with Kevin. Even worse, his father seems to be dating Charlie’s mom, who suddenly can’t stop smiling. With no one to confide in, Charlie has to figure this one out for herself. But even as she tries to pull away from Kevin, she can’t stop wondering, What would happen if we kiss?

Author : Con Chapman
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1420807919
Total Pages : 428 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book written by Con Chapman and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-02-01 with total page 428 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's difficult to recall how innocent we all were before 9/11/2001. As the year 1999 came to an end, the world worried that a single number-the "2" in "2000"--would bring modern life as we knew it to an end as a result of the problem that came to be known simply as "Y2K." At the same time the world of business seemed to be going mad; the internet bubble had not yet burst; men and women went to work dressed in casual clothes their parents wouldn't have worn to a garage sale; salaries for young lawyers fresh out of school hit $100,000 a year. A View of the Charles is set against this backdrop as four young people, Roderick Tribble, Melinda Pickels, Andrews de Groot and Sally Barnard, mix and match themselves within the confines of Rodman & Ward, an old-line Boston law firm that is on its last legs. John Rodman struggles to preserve the firm his Boston Brahmin father founded, while a rising generation of more aggressive lawyers seeks to grab the reins from him or leave with his clients. At the same time, Rodman must deal with the decline of his long-time partner Ned Ward, who is slipping into senility. A light-hearted romantic comedy, A View of the Charles will recall for the reader the way we were before the end of the last millennium. Also by the author: The Year of the Gerbil: How the Yankees Won (and the Red Sox Lost) the Greatest Pennant Race Ever. "a sharp eye and a fine, dry sense of humor," David Warsh, The Boston Globe "A mere little book about baseball, in the sense that Moby Dick is merely a book about fishing." Etaoin Shrdlu

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13

Author : Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN 13 : 1440418993
Total Pages : 171 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-26 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever seen so many wonderfully funny jokes in your life. Read this and you will. Hilarious in the true tradition of great jokemasters. Get ready to have your ribs tickled, laugh uncontrollably, and be delighted with the daffiness.

The Grandma’S Drama

Author : Beverly J. Walker
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524524328
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book The Grandma’S Drama written by Beverly J. Walker and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-08-24 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some might say that she is an enigma: this sophisticated forty-year-old grandmother, a widow of twenty years, has been celibate for the duration. After Nyja raised her daughter, in an appropriate manner, she is ready to resume an active sex life. She finds the man of her dreams. However, after their marriage, all chaos breaks out. Nyja finds herself responsible for raising her grandson, just when all she really wants in life is the one thing she has denied herself of for so longa man. But can she turn her back on her daughter now, just when she needs her the most? Nyja finds that she is not the only grandmother, living the dilemma of grandmothers raising another generation; she and other grandmothers in this story learn that their will is strong, but what is even stronger is a grandmothers love.

Connected

Author : Susan Becker
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105325156
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Connected written by Susan Becker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Small Important Things

Author : Paul Broomfield
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1452594635
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (525 download)

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Download or read book Small Important Things written by Paul Broomfield and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2014-04-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The unasked, unanswered (and quite possibly unconscious) question on most males minds is How do I become a man? or Where do I begin? Take Daniel Shaughnessy, for example. By conventional standards, the thirty-one-year-old was successful and had everything he needed to be happy. Except for happiness. Internally, he was emotionally unfulfilled and incapable of meaningful intimate relationships; suffering from a subtle but consistent melancholic ignorance as to why he felt melancholic in the first place; plagued by a persistent lament: Oh, God, why cant this all just cease? It was a silent humiliation, not always in the spotlight, but definitely lurking in the shadows. And when one chance encounter presented another option to stop the suffering? Well, then Daniel came face to face with the fears, insecurities, and doubts that were at the heart of his ache. Because we find that sometimes the greatest obstacle and enemy of a rich and satisfying life is our own self. Set in the beautiful, bustling, and eclectic city of Montreal, Quebec, Small Important Things is an educational journey through the life of a man who didnt quite feel like a man but had a deep-seated desire to initiate himself into manhood. So if the question Where do I begin to become a man? resonates, then the answer is, ding-dongright here.

North and Shaw: Out of Office Volume 2

Author : Gregory Ashe
Publisher : Hodgkin and Blount
ISBN 13 : 1636210228
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (362 download)

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Download or read book North and Shaw: Out of Office Volume 2 written by Gregory Ashe and published by Hodgkin and Blount. This book was released on 2021-08-20 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short stories from Borealis: Without a Compass North and Shaw: Out of Office Volume 2 is a collection of short stories. It includes the following: “Couple Friends” As a (relatively) new couple, North and Shaw learn what it means to have friends as a couple—and how to be friends in a relationship. This story takes place before Indirection. “Good Friends” North and Shaw spend the day together for Shaw’s (make-up) birthday. This story takes place before Misdirection. “Just Friends” North and Shaw figure out how to be just friends while helping a pair of older men recover their stolen money. This story takes place before Redirection. “Boyfriends” North and Shaw track down Teddi’s missing boyfriend. This story takes place before Codirection. “North and Shaw: Out of Office” North and Shaw go to a continuing education convention for private investigators and bump into some old friends. This story takes place after Codirection. Please note that the first four stories were distributed in a preliminary form to mailing list subscribers. “North and Shaw: Out of Office” is exclusively available in this collection.

The Breakup Monologues

Author : Rosie Wilby
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1472982312
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (729 download)

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Download or read book The Breakup Monologues written by Rosie Wilby and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'piercingly honest... witty... wonderful' - The Observer 'My favourite way to learn is when a funny, clever, honest person is teaching me – that's why I love Rosie Wilby!' - Sara Pascoe 'Funny, sweet, entertaining, insightful, life-affirming...' – Viv Groskop 'Hilarious, honest and brilliant' – Helen Thorn 'Rosie Wilby unearths the hope and hilarity that can come from heartbreak' – Abigail Tarttelin ____ In 2011, comedian and podcaster Rosie Wilby was dumped by email... though she did feel a little better about it after correcting her ex's spelling and punctuation. Obsessing about breakups ever since, she embarked on a quest to investigate, understand and conquer the psychology of heartbreak. This book is a love letter to her breakups, a celebration of what they have taught her peppered with anecdotes from illustrious friends and interviews with relationship therapists, scientists and sociologists about separating in the modern age of ghosting, breadcrumbing and conscious uncoupling. Mixing humour, memoir and science, she attempts to assimilate their advice and ideas in order to not break up with Girlfriend, her partner of nearly three years. Will this self-confessed serial monogamist, and breakup addict, finally settle down?

Cassidy's Guide to Everyday Etiquette (and Obfuscation)

Author : Sue Stauffacher
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375898999
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Cassidy's Guide to Everyday Etiquette (and Obfuscation) written by Sue Stauffacher and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Cassidy has just inherited a gift from her late great-grandmother. Unfortunately, that “gift” turns out to be a summer trapped in etiquette school. What good are manners, anyway, for a girl who dreams of living life on the road as a hobo—er, “knight of the road”? As if trying to remember to keep her elbows off the table isn’t bad enough, Cassidy’s best friend, Jack, suddenly seems more interested in doing chores for the new teenage girl who’s moved in next door than in fishing with Cassidy down by the river. Not even her classic epic pranks seem to be saving Cassidy from having her worst summer ever. It’s time to face facts: growing up stinks. Veteran middle-grade author Sue Stauffacher returns with a cranky, pranky, laugh-out-loud tomboy heroine who might just learn the hard way that manners do matter, and that people can change.

Ten Nobodies (and Their Somebodies)

Author : Martin Drapkin
Publisher : Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781457504884
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book Ten Nobodies (and Their Somebodies) written by Martin Drapkin and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten Nobodies (and their somebodies Here are narratives by "nobodies" who were privileged (or, in some cases, not) to be employed by or otherwise to have served famous people. They include corpulent Horatio, who serves as "a sort of muse" to a grieving William Shakespeare; Mose, a runaway slave who serves as a masseur and bedtime reader to Anne Bonny, the fierce but nervous pirate; and Parson, a spiritual advisor to Davy Crockett. There's Buffalo Hump Woman, a hairstylist to General Custer; ten-year-old Mimsy, a tea party assistant to aged Lewis Carroll; pretty Antoinette, who serves as a maid for Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas; and Louie, a press aide to President William Howard Taft, whose endeavor is to mislead the press as to Taft's true weight. There's burnt-out Jean, a fortuneteller for Marilyn Monroe; and Percy, a spy for temperamental Vince Lombardi. And Solly, who serves as a trivia research assistant to retired gangster Meyer Lansky in Miami Beach. Martin Drapkin Ten Nobodies (and their somebodies) is Marty Drapkin's second published work of fiction. His first was Now and at the Hour (Dog Ear Publishing, 2009). He's written and published nonfiction books and articles in his professional field, having to do with county jail operations. He is a selfdescribed faceless bureaucrat laboring unappreciated for an obscure state government agency-the proverbial man in the gray flannel suit, leading a life of quiet desperation. He is also a photographer, specializing in black-and-white portraits of mothers and daughters. Marty and his wife, Erica, live in Cross Plains, Wisconsin, with a motley crew of dogs and cats, all of whom have issues. He has a grown daughter who lives in Seattle and doesn't mind the rain.

Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Dimensions

Author : James Sharkey
Publisher : James Sharkey
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Dimensions written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2014-10-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The evil Onionman has yet another plan for world domination by sending Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder to another dimension. Can he finally succeed with no superheroes to save the day? Can Sergeant Smelly's fire-farting superpower come to the rescue? Will farting ever stop being funny? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.

"The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries

Author : Jody Enders
Publisher : University of Pennsylvania Press
ISBN 13 : 0812205014
Total Pages : 495 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (122 download)

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Download or read book "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries written by Jody Enders and published by University of Pennsylvania Press. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!

Dimensional Observer Part Iii:

Author : Michael Retsina
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1665592702
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (655 download)

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Download or read book Dimensional Observer Part Iii: written by Michael Retsina and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-02-16 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Both Susan and Michael were disappointed because of Lisa having left. Will she come back and confirm she is a traveller from the past, like they think?” to be written on the back cover.

Billy Connolly Omnibus

Author : Billy Connolly
Publisher : Two Roads
ISBN 13 : 1399823086
Total Pages : 980 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (998 download)

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Download or read book Billy Connolly Omnibus written by Billy Connolly and published by Two Roads. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 980 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THREE TIMES THE LAUGHS: THE BEST OF BILLY CONNOLLY! 'Our greatest living comedian' Daily Mail 'One of stand-up's great naturals. No one told a story better.' Guardian 'Furious, funny and foul mouthed' Sunday Times Tall Tales & Wee Stories A collection of the very best of Billy's most famous routines including The Last Supper, Jojoba Shampoo, Incontinence Pants and Shouting at Wildebeest. With an introduction and original illustrations by Billy throughout, it is an inspirational, energetic and riotously funny read, and a fitting celebration of our greatest ever comedian. Windswept & Interesting 'It's the first time I've done this. Other people have written about me - or for me - but this time it's just my own life in my own words' Billy's joyfully funny, frank and full autobiography - stuffed full of hard-earned wisdom as well as countless digressions on fishing, farting and the joys of dancing naked. It is an unforgettable, life-affirming story of a true comedy legend. Rambling Man Billy's unconventional travel memoir that criss-crosses the world, encapsulating a lifetime of incredible journeys and hundreds of fascinating encounters - from riding his trike down America's famous Route 66, building an igloo on an iceberg in the Arctic, playing elephant polo (badly) in Nepal and crashing his motorbike (more than once), to eating witchetty grubs in Australia, being serenaded by a penguin in New Zealand, and swapping secrets in a traditional Sweat Lodge ritual in Canada.

Billy Connolly Bundle

Author : Billy Connolly
Publisher : Two Roads
ISBN 13 : 1399823078
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (998 download)

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Download or read book Billy Connolly Bundle written by Billy Connolly and published by Two Roads. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DOUBLE THE COMEDY, DOUBLE THE LAUGHS: THE BEST OF BILLY CONNOLLY! Tall Tales & Wee Stories A collection of the very best of Billy's most famous routines including The Last Supper, Jojoba Shampoo, Incontinence Pants and Shouting at Wildebeest. With an introduction and original illustrations by Billy throughout, it is an inspirational, energetic and riotously funny read, and a fitting celebration of our greatest ever comedian. Windswept & Interesting 'It's the first time I've done this. Other people have written about me - or for me - but this time it's just my own life in my own words' Billy's joyfully funny, frank and full autobiography - stuffed full of hard-earned wisdom as well as countless digressions on fishing, farting and the joys of dancing naked. It is an unforgettable, life-affirming story of a true comedy legend. 'Our greatest living comedian' Daily Mail 'One of stand-up's great naturals. No one told a story better.' Guardian 'Furious, funny and foul mouthed' Sunday Times

Vile Days

Author : Gary Indiana
Publisher : MIT Press
ISBN 13 : 1635900468
Total Pages : 601 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (359 download)

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Download or read book Vile Days written by Gary Indiana and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 601 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gary Indiana's collected columns of art criticism from the Village Voice, documenting, from the front lines, the 1980s New York art scene. In 1985, the Village Voice offered me a job as senior art critic. This made my life easier and lousy at the same time. I now had to actually enter all those galleries instead of peeking in the windows. At times, the only tangible perk was having the chump for a fifth of vodka whenever twenty more phonies had flattered my ass off in the course of a working week. —from Vile Days From March 1985 through June 1988 in The Village Voice, Gary Indiana reimagined the weekly art column. Thirty years later, Vile Days brings together for the first time all of those vivid dispatches, too long stuck in archival limbo, so that the fire of Indiana's observations can burn again. In the midst of Reaganism, the grim toll of AIDS, and the frequent jingoism of postmodern theory, Indiana found a way to be the moment's Baudelaire. He turned the art review into a chronicle of life under siege. As a critic, Indiana combines his novelistic and theatrical gifts with a startling political acumen to assess art and the unruly environments that give it context. No one was better positioned to elucidate the work of key artists at crucial junctures of their early careers, from Sherrie Levine and Richard Prince to Jeff Koons and Cindy Sherman, among others. But Indiana also remained alert to the aesthetic consequence of sumo wrestling, flower shows, public art, corporate galleries, and furniture design. Edited and prefaced by Bruce Hainley, Vile Days provides an opportunity to track Indiana's emergence as one of the most prescient writers of his generation.