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Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Lynda White and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by P. B. Jelly and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Steve Hodge and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sooner or later, every parent is faced with the task of talking to his or her child about flatulence. This book discusses the subject in an honest, informative and entertaining way for younger children while offering older kids a hilarious good time that they'll want to share with their friends and relive again and again. The illustrations and text are funny but tastefully done, avoiding gratuitous potty language and offensive graphics while addressing why we pass gas, where and when it is and isn't appropriate and the fact that it happens to everyone. Though written for children, many adults have found this book entertaining as well!
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts: The Reek-Quel by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts: The Reek-Quel written by Marty Kelley and published by Everybody Farts. This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A companion title to Almost Everybody Farts that's all about . . . you guessed it! Farts! Featuring a menagerie of animals and their signature farts (as well as some who don't!), Marty's simple colored pencil illustrations perfectly capture exaggerated poses and facial expressions for maximum silliness and minimal gross-out factor, keeping this taboo subject family friendly. The rhyming text makes for a perfect read-aloud experience.
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Book Synopsis Everybody Farts (Even You) by : Drew Gold
Download or read book Everybody Farts (Even You) written by Drew Gold and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-20 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody Farts (Even You). You can hold your breath, pull your T-shirt over your nose, spray air freshener, but it's already been dealt and smelt. Author & Illustrator Drew Gold is back at it again, celebrating everything that is childish, simple-minded, and odiferous. This isn't fine literature (or is it?), but we all know your cool Uncle has a copy! Everybody Farts (Even You) is a simple book with a new take on an old subject. Partly truth, partly fiction, this is the first proper pressing of a convention scene favorite. Grab a copy, make yourself a cup of tea and let 'em rip!
Book Synopsis The World's Biggest Fart by : Rafael Ordóñez
Download or read book The World's Biggest Fart written by Rafael Ordóñez and published by NubeOcho. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Nana Liana and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-21 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Truth About Toots and Farts: Explained by a 5 Year Old. Dallas is a special little boy who lives in a three generational family. Follow Dallas on his exploration of how and why his family passes gas. Is this normal? Is it okay to laugh out loud? Share a child's comical view on the subject of passing wind...and enjoy a few chuckles along the way. Partial proceeds of all book sales will be donated to Celiac Disease Research.
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Does Everybody Fart? (5 Rabbit Edition) by : Luis Rodriguez
Download or read book Does Everybody Fart? (5 Rabbit Edition) written by Luis Rodriguez and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A curious bean goes on a smelly adventure to explore a question that connects all of us. This special edition is dedicated to one of Chicago's best breweries; 5 Rabbit Brewing. The extra pages have fun with the idea of beer farts.
Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Download or read book FARTS from A-Z written by I. Traf and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-03 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARTAHOLIC COLLIDES WITH FARTING WORDS ... FARTS FROM A TO Z IS BORN. This is the Everyone and Everybody Farts Children, Teens, Adults, Animals, Unicorns, Cats, Dogs, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Fish Fart Book. Both Women & Men And Boys & Girls Will Get A Laugh From These International Expressions Of Passing Gas. And Let's Not Forget the Parents, the Moms, and Dads, Who Can Use This As The New Go To Nighttime Picture Book for Their Younger Children. Farts from A to Z includes: Over 400 Fart, Farting and Farted Words In Alphabetical Order. Over 15 Fart Facts with Cartoons. More Illustrations Throughout the Book. A Crossword Puzzle, Perfect for a Bathroom Break. Farts from A to Z Will Make You: More Confident When You Talk About Your Farts More Outgoing as You Rank On Others Farts Popular at Parties and Social Gatherings with Your Fart Knowledge. Want To Post More On Social Media Sites so You Can Use More Mature Fart References. Farts from A to Z is the Perfect Size to: Hide in Your Backpack, Briefcase or Purse. Store in Your Desk Drawer. Put Away in Your Bedroom Nightstand. Read on the Bathroom Toilet. YOU CAN ACT REAL SMART IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FART
