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Eels Book Of Mermaid Jokes
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Book Synopsis Eel's Book of Mermaid Jokes by : Tamara Rittershaus
Download or read book Eel's Book of Mermaid Jokes written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-03-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An early reader for ages 5 to 10, Eel's Book of Mermaid Jokes will keep kids on their toes and tail fins. Eel is a joker, Shrimp is all business. Join these two for a hilarious collection of mermaid jokes that will keep kids giggling, for fans of mermaids and sea creatures, or anyone looking for a good laugh!
Book Synopsis Mermaids Don't Fart by : Tamara Rittershaus
Download or read book Mermaids Don't Fart written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-08-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!
Book Synopsis Mermaids Don't Fart by : Tamara Rittershaus
Download or read book Mermaids Don't Fart written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book by : Rebecca Lewis-Oakes
Download or read book The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book written by Rebecca Lewis-Oakes and published by . This book was released on 2019-03 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about . . . . . . MERMAIDS! Dive right in and Join Silly Sally, the funniest mermaid in the whole ocean, as she tells you some very silly jokes. What does a mermaid say to the clam at the disco? Shell we dance? How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise! Why was the mermaid embarrassed? She saw the ship's bottom! Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about mermaids and their underwater friends this hilarious book is full of mermazing jokes to share with all of your friends too! Splash right in and trident not to split your sides laughing! With a sparkly foiled cover for an extra special magical touch and over 150 jokes to share, this is the perfect gift for children aged 8+ and is guaranteed to have the whole family laughing.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book by : BuzzPop
Download or read book The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book written by BuzzPop and published by BuzzPop. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to have a whale of a time in this mer-mazing joke book all about mermaids! Why did the mermaid frown? She was really sea-rious. What's a mermaid's fashion style? So-fish-ticated. Why does it take mermaids so long to learn the alphabet? They spend most of their time at C. Full of jokes and puns about mermaids and their underwater friends, this bay-rilliant joke book is guaranteed to kracken you up! With a shiny cover and blue images for an extra-special magical touch, this is the perfect gift for mermaid-lovers and anyone who loves fin-tastic jokes!
Book Synopsis Mermaid Jokes For Kids by : Rich Linville
Download or read book Mermaid Jokes For Kids written by Rich Linville and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-03-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do mermaids use for money? Sand dollars! Note to parents, grandparents, and other adults: Children do not have to get or understand every joke. Say, "You'll get the joke later or when you are older." or say, "Do you want me to explain the joke or do you want to figure it out by yourself?"
Book Synopsis Shrimp's Book of Fun Animal Facts by : Tamara Rittershaus
Download or read book Shrimp's Book of Fun Animal Facts written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shrimp wants to share his knowledge. Eel just wants to crack jokes. Join Shrimp and his best buddy Eel in an early reader that is laugh-out-loud funny and truly educational. Shrimp's Book of Fun Animal Facts teaches children about the residents of Mermaid Reef: eels, shrimps, seahorses, rays, manatees, crabs, lobsters, and more! Second-grade reading level with interesting fun facts for children of all ages. Featuring the characters of the Mermaid Reef Series: Mermaids Don't Fart and Eel's Book of Mermaid Jokes.
Book Synopsis Real Mermaids Don’t Sell Seashells by : Helene Boudreau
Download or read book Real Mermaids Don’t Sell Seashells written by Helene Boudreau and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-02-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a Teenage Mermaid is No Day at the Beach A tropical vacation sounds like the perfect way to spend fall break—even for an aqua-phobic mer-girl like Jade. She can't wait to enjoy the warm sunshine and all-you-can-eat buffet with her best friend Cori and boyfriend Luke. (That's right. Boyfriend. It's official.) But when a body splashes into the water as a cruise ship enters the harbor, Jade realizes there might be trouble in paradise. And the mysterious boy selling conch shells in the market definitely knows more than he's letting on. Jade promised herself: No mer drama on vacation! But it couldn't hurt to check things out...right? Praise for Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings: "Bravo to Hélène Boudreau for hitting the bull's-eye with a fresh, affectionate, eatery twist on the classic coming-of-age-story."—New York Journal of Books "The author keeps suspense high...while tapping straight into young teens' angst about friends, enemies, and boys."—Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis No Kidding, Mermaids are a Joke! by : Nancy Loewen
Download or read book No Kidding, Mermaids are a Joke! written by Nancy Loewen and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the concept of point of view through the prince's retelling of the classic fairy tale "The Little Mermaid"--
Book Synopsis The Mighty Big Book of Jokes by : Craig Yoe
Download or read book The Mighty Big Book of Jokes written by Craig Yoe and published by Price Stern Sloan. This book was released on 2001 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With each page jam-packed with visual puns, cartoon gags, illustrations in the margins, and more than a thousand jokes, this compact-size title is an ideal go-anywhere book for youngsters. Illustrations.
Book Synopsis There Was an Old Mermaid Who Swallowed a Shark! by : Lucille Colandro
Download or read book There Was an Old Mermaid Who Swallowed a Shark! written by Lucille Colandro and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scholastic's bestselling Old Lady stars in a brand-new adventure series for beginning readers chock-full of hilarious laughs and fun facts! There was an old mermaid who swallowed a shark. I don't know why she swallowed a shark, but it left no mark! Scholastic's bestselling Old Lady is starring in a brand-new adventure series that will make you laugh AND learn! In this new spin-off, the Old Lady turns into an Old Mermaid, travels down into the ocean, and swallows a shark. . . and a squid, and a fish, and an eel, and a crab, and a sea star, and a clam. . . Why? Well, it was fun to cram her mouth with a clam! Two new characters lead the reader through this hilarious adventure while exchanging some awesome facts about the creatures down under for a light take on nonfiction that's perfect for this age. With expanded sea creature back matter and a search-and-find game at the end, this Old Mermaid is making quite a splash!
Book Synopsis Marie's Big Adieu by : Tamara Rittershaus
Download or read book Marie's Big Adieu written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An emotional story about starting anew, Marie's Big Adieu acknowledges the fear and grief of those "big goodbyes" and validates the child's struggles in new situations.
Download or read book Thirsty Mermaids written by Kat Leyh and published by Gallery 13. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The raucous and literal fishes-out-of-water graphic novel from prolific comic artist and writer Kat Leyh, creator of the acclaimed Snapdragon and coauthor of the Eisner and GLAAD Award–winning series Lumberjanes. Fresh out of shipwreck wine, three tipsy mermaids decide to magically masquerade as humans and sneak onto land to indulge in much more drinking and a whole lot of fun in the heart of a local seaside tourist trap. But the good times abruptly end the next morning as, through the haze of killer hangovers, the trio realizes they never actually learned how to break the spell, and are now stuck on land for the foreseeable future. Which means everything from: enlisting the aid of their I-know-we-just-met-can-we-crash-with-you bartender friend, struggling to make sense of the world around them, and even trying to get a job with no skill set…all while attempting to somehow return to the sea and making the most of their current situation with tenacity and camaraderie (especially if someone else is buying).
Book Synopsis My Mermaid Purse by : Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Download or read book My Mermaid Purse written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Little Fish who Cried Shark! by : Trish Phillips
Download or read book The Little Fish who Cried Shark! written by Trish Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simple rhyming text with pop-up illustrations.
Book Synopsis Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings by : Helene Boudreau
Download or read book Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings written by Helene Boudreau and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard being a pre-teen girl; it's even harder when you find out you're a mermaid! This is a fast-paced coming-of-age comedy novel that has adventure, mystery, and a touch of romance by Hélène Boudreau, nominated for a Canadian children's choice award for her middle grade novel ACADIAN STAR. If she hadn't been so clueless, she might have seen it coming. But really, who expects to get into a relaxing bathtub after a stressful day of shopping for tankinis and come out with scales and a tail? Most. Embarrassing. Moment. Ever. Jade soon discovers she inherited her mermaid tendencies from her mom. But if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown? Jade is determined to find out. So how does a plus-size, aqua-phobic mer-girl go about doing that exactly? And how will Jade ever be able to explain her secret to her best friend, Cori, and to her crush, Luke? This summer is about to get a lot more interesting...
Book Synopsis The Mermaid in the Bathtub by : Nurit Zarchi
Download or read book The Mermaid in the Bathtub written by Nurit Zarchi and published by Restless Books. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mermaid in the Bathtub is a charming, gorgeously retro retelling of Hans Christian Andersen’s classic story “The Little Mermaid,” by beloved Israeli author and illustrator duo Nurit Zarchi and Rutu Modan. One day, a resolutely ordinary young man named Mr. Whatwilltheysay returns home to find Grain-of-Sand, a mermaid, waiting for him in his favorite armchair. Despite his objections, the two embark on a series of very watery adventures as he tries to get rid of her. But ultimately the thought of being seen with half a fish is simply too much for Mr. Whatwilltheysay to bear—what would people say? So broken-hearted Grain-of-Sand returns to the sea in his bathtub, leaving Mr. Whatwilltheysay to resume his pedestrian existence. Mr. Whatwilltheysay soon finds that his beloved landlubber life, however, lacks the splash and shimmer (and bathtub) of his good times with Grain-of-Sand—and acting against all his instincts, he sets off to sea to find her.
