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449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789694
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. In 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated, "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people." Rueter snags them all and provides two wonderful collections of quotations that will truly go down in history.

Democrats do the Dumbest Things

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 1429972580
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Democrats do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you've heard every dumb thing they've said or done...think again! Outrageous indulgent, and downright dumb. That's right, we're talking aout the words and deeds committed by politicians, our favorite and least favorite people in the whole world. In this hilarious collections, it's he Democrats who step up to the mike, open their mouths, and insert their collective feet. Democrats do the dumbest things. Just ask any Republican who might wonder how Senator Ted Kennedy, whose legacy may have as much to do with his partying as with his party affiliation, kept his pants on long enough to serve the public. When Ted was photographed atop a twenty-two year old woman on a speed boat, a fellow senator quipped, "Well Teddy, I see you've changed your position on offshore drilling." You'll howl with laughter and wince in pain at the musguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable Democrats including Hillary Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Rev. Al B. Sharpton, Ed Koch, Gary Hart, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Jerry Brown, Lyndon Johnson, and of course, Bill Clinton. Find out the latest from presidential campaign 2000--namely what are Al Gore and local Democratic "loonies" doing to keep the "dumb hall of fame" from running out of members? Highlights include: After the Chicago Bulls won their sixth NBA championship in 1998 Vice President Al Gore gushed, "I tell you that Michael Jackson is unbelievable isn't he?" John F. Kennedy had this to say about aging: "There are two naked girls in the room, but I'm sitting here reading The Wall Street Journal. Does that mean I'm getting old?" Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry once said, "Outside of the killing, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." These funny, edgy examinations of crazy political antics are sure to be as controversial as they are entertaining. Democrats will hate them. Republicans will love them. And everyone will want to read more.

They Think You're Stupid

Author : Herman Cain
Publisher : Stroud & Hall Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0974537608
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (745 download)

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Download or read book They Think You're Stupid written by Herman Cain and published by Stroud & Hall Publishers. This book was released on 2005 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do the scare tactics, deceptions, and distortions of politics frustrate you? Have you grown cynical about the lack of real-issue leadership in Washington? Do you often feel as if politicians are talking down to you-that they think you're stupid? Well, that is how politics-as-usual makes Herman Cain feel. In They Think You're Stupid, Cain proposes an action plan to help the marginalized voter find a true voice in the political process. At the same time, he offers political party leaders an avenue back to the heart of American democracy-the voters. Cain identifies a new voter phenomenon occurring across the nation. Displaced Democrats, rebellious Republicans, irate Independents, and registered non-voters sitting on the sidelines are refusing to strongly identify with either political party. They Think You're Stupid provides insightful analysis of the factors that have led to what he terms the "politically homeless." While Democrats are on the road to irrelevancy, Cain believes that Republicans have an opportunity to capture the loyalty of this growing segment of America. Herman Cain pinpoints a wide range of issues where he believes voters are unified-from the threat of terrorism to "economic slavery." He argues that the need to see real results around these issues can inspire the politically homeless to become more engaged in the political process, and by their very presence, transform policies and politics in Washington. From the perspective of a successful businessman, They Think You're Stupid offers hope for the disenfranchised voter and commonsense advice to the Republican Party. Cain explains, "The Republicans have a unique opportunity to dominate the political landscape for decades if they do a better job of reaching out to the party outsiders with results, rather than waiting for outsiders to reach in." Cain sees a new day in American politics, and that day must include a voice for the politically homeless. Book jacket.

Democrats Are Dumb

Author : Mark W. Stephens
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781432756451
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (564 download)

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Download or read book Democrats Are Dumb written by Mark W. Stephens and published by . This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With tongue in cheek -- but not too firmly -- the author offers a simple, but humorous review of the current political landscape and harmlessly detonates the landmines the Democratic Party has left lying around in its attempt to indoctrinate us and our children in "Socialist Think." Khrushchev said, ..".without firing a shot." To elect more Democrats was a Communist plot. Stephens, a highly decorated veteran of the Houston Police Department, takes his own witty potshots at everyone from Nancy Pelosi to Al Gore to Barack Obama himself. Barack Obama likes to say, if we're nice to terrorists...they'll just go away. In a clever, nursery rhyme-like style, he exposes the lie of global warming, deflates the Democrats' urge for larger government and even larger taxes to support it, and muses a la Ogden Nash on the effect of broken political promises. The consequences can be quite ominous when a President refuses to keep his promises. Democrats Are Dumb, A Children's Guide, is designed to open dialogue between parents and children - and anybody else, for that matter - about our current political leaders. How is it, for example, that since 2006 the Democrats have had a majority in the House and the Senate and now a Democratic president, but they've still been unable to get anything done?

185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449409423
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book 185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton Me: "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America." --Al Gore

Dumb Democrats

Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book Dumb Democrats written by Mad Comedy and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-02 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny! The Bedbugs Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism." "Socialism?" asked the befuddled Congresswoman. "Yes," says the expert, nodding, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."

Just How Stupid Are We? (Large Print 16pt)

Author : Rick Shenkman
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN 13 : 145878052X
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (587 download)

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Download or read book Just How Stupid Are We? (Large Print 16pt) written by Rick Shenkman and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2010-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling historian Rick Shenkman takes aim at the wisdom of the American people. He writes that American voters are misusing, abusing, and abdicating their political power.

Black, Dumb and Barefoot...and Knocked Up by the Democrats

Author : Milt Thomas
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781461144830
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (448 download)

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Book Synopsis Black, Dumb and Barefoot...and Knocked Up by the Democrats by : Milt Thomas

Download or read book Black, Dumb and Barefoot...and Knocked Up by the Democrats written by Milt Thomas and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a provocative, unapologetically written polemic invective on the paramour-ish relationship that has existed for decades between the Democrat Party and the American Black electorate. The author is a Black business executive who grew up in the Deep South, during the days of Jim Crow. Now a reformed Democrat, he wants to bring insight to a political constituent - Black voters -- imparting how they have been and continue to be asleep at the political wheel after being inured to voting default Democrat for decades.

Stupid Things Democrats Say

Author : Political Pain Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781792092275
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (922 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Things Democrats Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Democrats Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789651
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it. --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste. According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good.; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond.

Republicans Do the Dumbest Things

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 1580631738
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Republicans Do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2000-05-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill Crawford follows up his hit books Rock Stars do the Dumbest Things and Movie Stars do the Dumbest Things with a volume that reinforces what we've known all along - Republicans do the Dumbest Things. From George Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister to Ronald Reagan's announcement of nuclear war, Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the first book to celebrate and catalogue the hilarious heritage of the GOP. This collection includes all the misguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable GOP members, including Bob Dole, Helen Chenoweth, Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, David Duke, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Rudolph Giuliani, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Richard Nixon, and Dan Quayle. Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the perfect book for Election 2000, a funny, edgy examination of Republican antics this is sure to be as controversial as it is entertaining. Democrats will love it. Republicans will hate it. And everyone will want it.

Unusually Stupid Politicians

Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0307498506
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Unusually Stupid Politicians written by Kathryn Petras and published by Villard. This book was released on 2009-03-12 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, bestselling authors of the scathingly funny Unusually Stupid Americans and Unusually Stupid Celebrities, now set their bipartisan sights on the hallowed halls of the United States government. Unusually Stupid Politicians exposes the mind-boggling but true political mishaps, missteps, and miscues that have even the savviest spin doctors shaking their heads and saying “No comment.” Sections include • Extreme Hairsplitting–such as when Florida governor Jeb Bush, after being accused of hiding in a closet from rampaging Democrats, denied the allegation completely, stating that “it was actually a boiler room” • Brilliant and Innovative Ideas from The Pentagon– like their groundbreaking "Gay Bomb," their "Bad Breath Inducing" halitosis weapon and their plans to enlist The Three Stooges in the fight against terror. • Creative Political Excuses——such as “I just discovered I’m Jewish and it’s a Holy Day,”——used by Senator George Allen, who, after learning of his Jewish heritage, got out of a Senate hearing to “observe” Yom Kippur • The Most Egregiously Large Political Egos–measured in standard Chuck Schumer Ego Units (CSEUs) This hilarious and eye-opening exposé gives awards for “How I Blew My Campaign” and “Worst Campaign Ad,” and shares a list of candidates “endorsed by God,” as well as a list of those who lost because of Satan. So turn off C-SPAN and quit text-messaging congressional pages–you’re about to learn what the definition of “is” is.

The Democrats Say Dumb Things Cookbook

Author : Jenine Zimmers
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533600202
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book The Democrats Say Dumb Things Cookbook written by Jenine Zimmers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's face it, the Democrats have said some dumb things over the years. Now those gaffes have been gathered in one place and put to good use - they inspired the recipes in this cookbook!! Learn how to make zucchini boats, inspired by Nancy Pelosi, who really missed the boat when she said that "$500 million Americans lose their jobs" every month. (Uhhh, we guess numbers aren't her strong suit.) Enjoy sinfully delicious bacon cheese fries - they're full of crap, just like Al Gore! And of course there's a recipe for black-eyed soup, because sometimes you just feel like giving a democrat a black. If you're a beginner chef, not to worry -- you'll enjoy super easy recipes like our fail-proof pot roast dinner and crockpot teriyaki chicken. (Hey, for some Democrats you gotta keep things reeeeeally simple.) If you can't help but chuckle at Democrats' goofs and enjoy a good meal, this is the book for you. Although to quote former president Bill Clinton, it might depend on "what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

Baffled by Their Brilliance

Author : B. Foss
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781544658506
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (585 download)

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Download or read book Baffled by Their Brilliance written by B. Foss and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-24 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain If you think President Donald J. Trump is the only one who has said some really baffling remarks, you are in for a big surprise. This book proves no one is immune to stupidity-it's only human nature. As a nation we are divided politically but what if a common human emotion could unite Americans...like humor? Politicians, both Republicans and Democrats, are constantly in the news for their faux pas, and they have given us some real whoopers through the years that leave us scratching our heads...from Presidents to Vice Presidents to Congress! BAFFLED BY THEIR BRILLIANCE will keep you asking, "What in the world were they thinking?" It's the book that keeps on giving HUMOR! "Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." -Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people. "A zebra does not change its spots." -Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992. "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace--good people don't go into government." -President Donald Trump. INCLUDED brilliant quotes by Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Will Rogers, John F. Kennedy, George H.W. Bush and more.

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Author : Ann Coulter
Publisher : Crown Forum
ISBN 13 : 0307408957
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans written by Ann Coulter and published by Crown Forum. This book was released on 2008-08-26 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.” So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on: • Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.” • Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.” • The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’” • Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.” • Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!” • Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’” • Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.” • Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.” If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449409431
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book 185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Rueter panders to Republican party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Osama bin Laden: "[Osama bin Laden] is either alive and well or alive and not well or not alive." --Donald Rumsfeld Misunderestimation: "They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush

US DUMB AMERICANS

Author : C.L. Pope
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467037966
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (67 download)

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Download or read book US DUMB AMERICANS written by C.L. Pope and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-10-18 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IT IS A SHAME THAT THIS DUMB AMERICAN FEELS THIS WAY TOWARD OUR OWN PRESIDENT AND CONGRESS PEOPLE. I KNOW OF NO ONE THAT SUPPORTS THEM, EXCEPT, EACH OTHER. MY UNCLE FOUGHT IN WW2 AND MY BROTHER AND I SPENT4 YEARS IN THE NAVY GOING TO KOREA TWICE, AND WE FOUGHT FOR ALL THESE MESS.???????