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Author : Hollywood Kay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951696078
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)
Download or read book Dragons Love Farts written by Hollywood Kay and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dragons enjoy passing gas in a variety of comical situations.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637316139
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (161 download)
Download or read book Danny the Dragon Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-11-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Monique Mulligan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995410435
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (14 download)
Download or read book Fergus the Farting Dragon written by Monique Mulligan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fergus is different to other dragons. But when people make fun of him, he has an ear-splitting, eye-watering, toe-curling, stink-making response. He farts! When a cheeky knight in a fire-proof suit steals a precious dragon egg, the other dragons are at a loss. It's left to Fergus to get the egg back from the thieving knight. A rhyming story that celebrates difference in an entertaining way, Fergus the Farting Dragon is set to delight adults and children.
Author : J B O'Neil
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781495298301
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (983 download)
Download or read book Dragon Farts written by J B O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE "Dragon Farts" Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my fart-tastic new book, "Dragon Farts: Fire in the Hole!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Join the Knights of the Round Butthole On Their Epic Quest!When the mysterious sickly wizard Hurlin vomits his way into Milo's life, Milo suddenly finds himself transported back to the Middle Ages, where loyal knights never take baths, burping is a compliment, and dragons fart flames of fear! In this strange new world, Milo must use all of his grossest skills to slay the Dragon of Arm's Pit, and save the land of Smellsalot!You and your kids will be in stiches with laughter as Milo and the Knights of the Round Butthole: * Compete in a loogie-spitting competition...FOR THEIR LIVES!* Discover the cursed "Sword of Losers" Excalipoor!* Match wits with the world's smartest 3-headed troll!* Enter a hot-fart duel to the death with the deadly Dragon...AND MORE!!With 21 goofy comic book illustrations and pages and pages of fun farting goodness, "Dragon Farts" is the Holy Grail of laughs! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparker Grab your copy of "Dragon Farts" at this special price now, and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included inside).
Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author : Mary Kendal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781671604353
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (43 download)
Download or read book Dylan The Dragon written by Mary Kendal and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there's one good way to a dragon's heart, it is to let loose one ginormous, fiery fart. It needs to have a scent that smells a bit like smelly feet. With a little bit of mean in it, causing some heat. Join Dylan on his journey of life. A rhyming social story about being different & friendship for ages 3 to 8. Move over Dr. Seuss, Mary Lee Kendal is in town. During Mary's years as a teacher, she found the best way to teach was to be "entertaining without being entertainment." She saw how children and teens are extremely creative if you just give them a chance. Kids learn in many different ways. Some learn through reading, playing, singing, dancing, rhyming, or even drawing. They learn visually, and by writing poetry. They love to creatively express themselves and her classroom was one place they could do that. So how did she come up with fun Dr. Seuss type rhyming books? As a kid, she loved to rhyme. She was always encouraged to write, read, rhyme, play, act, sing, dance, and be as creative as possible by her parents. She feels her books bring in many of her favorite ways to learn. Her social stories are meant to be read aloud between adults and child bringing the bond between each other even closer. All of Mary's social stories are meant to educate in an entertaining way. "If I can help one child feel a little bit better about who they are; build self-confidence, increase self-esteem, help them understand that differences are a good thing, overcome shyness, anxiety, and help them realize they are not alone, then I have done what I have set out to do." Embrace Your Differences! MaryLeeKendal.com
Author : Jodi Moore
Publisher : Flashlight Press
ISBN 13 : 1936261405
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (362 download)
Download or read book When a Dragon Moves In written by Jodi Moore and published by Flashlight Press. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a beautiful day at the beach, a young boy brings his bucket, shovel, and imagination, and builds a perfect sand castle. Right away, a dragon moves in. The boy decides to befriend his dragon and they spend time roaming the shore, flying a kite, braving the waves, defying bullies, and roasting marshmallows—all while Dad is busy sunbathing and Mom is engrossed in her book. Unfortunately, no one believes the boy when he tries to share the news of this magnificent creature. That's when the mischief begins, and the dragon becomes a force to be reckoned with. While adults will recognize the naughty antics as a ploy for attention, children will dissolve into giggles as the dragon devours every last sandwich, blows bubbles in the lemonade, and leaves claw prints in the brownies. Maybe the dragon really is running amok on the beach, or maybe it's a little boy's imagination that is running wild.
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 125020643X
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.
Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941480
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author : Anthony Vanzelli
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (371 download)
Download or read book Hilo the Farting Dragon written by Anthony Vanzelli and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-14 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a book to give to your child, which is fun and at the same time stimulates their imagination and their pleasure in reading? Are you looking for a book which doesn't take itself too seriously? Something to read with your child which will make them laugh? Something that will bring them joy? Then you've come to the right place! More and more often, kids today are distracted by the TV or video games and cell phones, and rarely let themselves be tempted by reading a good book. Is your home full of books which you bought your child with the best of intentions, but are now left to gather dust? Well, look no further! "Hilo the Farting Dragon" has arrived. It's a great story to put a smile on your child's face and make them disconnect from technology. Kids will be mesmerized as they follow the adventures of Hilo, a cute but clumsy little dragon, who can't control his wind every time he gets excited! Accompanied by beautiful illustrations, this volume will keep your child hooked to the end. Get ready to see them laughing happily as they read, lost in the amazing feats of the little dragon and all the other curious characters in Fantasyland. The humor that pervades these pages will win your kids over, and really get them wanting to turn the page and find out what's going to happen next. It's also a great way to end the day with a smile. If your children love fairy tales, "Hilo the Farting Dragon" really is the right option, an ideal way of recreating that wonderful parent-child habit that is now being lost: reading a fairy tale before bedtime. Buckle up and make yourselves comfortable! You are about to enter a fantastic world that will make you smile! What you will find in this book: - 2 fairy tales full of twists and turns, ideal for entertaining your children and motivating them to read. - Beautiful original illustrations - An ideal text for learning to read - Large format black and white illustrations, for children who love to color. If you're scared that the book might be too rude, don't worry. The stories never cross the line into bad taste. They actually tackle real problems and have a good moral and are suitable for all ages. So, are you ready to get your child the perfect gift? What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click on the "Buy Now" button. The adventure is about to begin!
Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789627866404
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (664 download)
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Author : Brett Fowler
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781514728970
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (289 download)
Download or read book Dragons Love Ice Cream written by Brett Fowler and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dragons Love Ice Cream" is a super fun rhyming book that is perfect for kids that are into Dragons or Dinosaurs. The book contains many teachable moments such as basic counting and color identification, but is mainly just for pure entertainment.
Author : Erik Anderson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (775 download)
Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Author : Olivia Li
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781503174894
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (748 download)
Download or read book The Farting Dragon written by Olivia Li and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-12 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank is a friendly dragon, but he has a problem. Wherever Frank goes and whatever Frank is doing, he farts. Frank does not fart little tiny farts; he farts big, stinky dragon size farts. Because of his farting, his friends are reluctant to play with him, but they do find it funny when he farts. Frank's friend Oliver has a similar problem, only instead of farting, he sneezes fire. When Oliver gets a cold, he coughed out fire, setting the whole forest on fire. What Frank can do to save the forest ?
Author : Timothy Knapman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788818728
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (187 download)
Download or read book Thunder Down Under written by Timothy Knapman and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crikey! Someone just farted!It's HUGE. It's smelly. But who did it?Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo.Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!
Author : Lisa K. Greenwood
Publisher : Lisa Greenwood
ISBN 13 : 9780692080665
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (86 download)
Download or read book Edgar the Farting Dragon written by Lisa K. Greenwood and published by Lisa Greenwood. This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fall in love with Edgar, a giant, friendly dragon with an enormous appetite for fun. With his ornery nature and adventuresome attitude, Edgar creates a day Dominic and Nan will never forget. Come join us as he takes them on a DRAGON-sized adventure filled with riding atop his giant back. Just don't squeeze or tickle him too hard because he may let out a fireball of farts! Shoveling buckets of ice cream into his cavernous mouth of jagged teeth will make him smile. Read about the campfire S'mores and loads of absolute joy and laughter smothered with lots of love. Dominic learns that adventures can be taken any time you use the imagination that lives in your heart. And, most importantly, you're never ever too old to use it!
