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Download or read book Double Snaps written by James Percelay and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1995-01-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended. Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet. Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss. Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium. Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself. Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!" You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films. You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth. Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.
Download or read book Triple Snaps written by James Percelay and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1996-01-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of outrageous, funny, and odiously nasty quips and comebacks from the African American tradition
Download or read book Snaps written by James Percelay and published by William Morrow Paperbacks. This book was released on 1994-02-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Snaps is the first book ever to present the funniest, rudes, most creative insults from a unique African-American comic art form. Also known as signifying, joning, and playing the dozens, snapping is as old as the blues and as cutting-edge as hip hop and rap. The book features more than 450 snaps direct from the streets as well as from celebritites. This book will make you laugh out loud--and give you verbal ammunition for the next time someone tries to snap on you.
Download or read book Snap written by Ellie Rollins and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-31 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: two girls one life-changing adventure When Danya Quixote’s family fortunes take a turn for the worse and her parents decide that they must sell her pet pony Sancho to make ends meet, Danya, well, snaps. She and her free-spirited best friend Pia decide to whisk Sancho away to Florida, where Danya’s estranged grandmother lives. Danya is convinced her grandmother is sitting on a nest egg that could save Sancho, and so the two embark upon an epic trip along the majestic Mississippi River. As Danya and Pia face crocodiles, Louisiana casinos, and a surprising instance of what looks like divine intervention, they learn about the true power of family, discovering that magic exists if you know where to look and that sometimes the real treasure we're seeking is with us all along.
Download or read book The American Hatter written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 1590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Catalog by : Sears, Roebuck and Company
Download or read book Catalog written by Sears, Roebuck and Company and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 1112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Montgomery Ward & Co. Catalogue and Buyers' Guide 1895 by : Montgomery Ward
Download or read book Montgomery Ward & Co. Catalogue and Buyers' Guide 1895 written by Montgomery Ward and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2008-04-17 with total page 673 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A true record of an era, this unabridged facsimile of the retail giant's 1895 catalogue showcases some 25,000 items, from the necessities of life to products whose time has passed. Illustrated.
Download or read book Tam's Pup written by Sharon Northrup and published by Outrun Press. This book was released on 2009-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After Old Tam's untimely death, a litter of puppies was born to his mate, Jeannie, on the ranch in Colorado. Though Gwen had intended to keep the most likely pup for a trial dog, her heart is captured by the runt of the litter, little Punk. Punk is mischief incarnate-again and again, Punk tests Gwen's decision to keep her. But again and again, Punk wins Gwen's heart. Though ridiculed by others, Gwen is determined to turn Punk into a working sheepdog. Second book in the "Tam" series.
Book Synopsis General Catalog No. 5 by : Wm. Frankfurth Hardware Company
Download or read book General Catalog No. 5 written by Wm. Frankfurth Hardware Company and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 1642 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Reclining Figure written by Harry Kurnitz and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 1955 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: As told by Kerr in the New York Herald-Tribune: Playwright Harry Kurnitz has hit upon a background that generates its own chaos: the sleek, effusive and cheerfully dishonest world of the art experts. He has set up a gullible millionaire
Download or read book Hardware written by and published by . This book was released on 1895 with total page 1050 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis From Burma with Love by : Stephen W. Reiss
Download or read book From Burma with Love written by Stephen W. Reiss and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 667 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irv and Mary Reiss (aka Dad and Mom) wrote this book as two letters per day for fifteen months from late 1943 through March 1945. Friends and relatives added more letters to bring the total to nearly 1,000. Virtually all of their letters ended with "I love you very very much" and "I miss you very very much." It's easy to empathize with their frustrations and anxieties about being separated and worried, especially with the birth and nurturing of their first child Stephen (aka me) in June 1944. This book title of From Burma With Love is an understatement. Irv Reiss served in the US Army from June 27, 1941 until September 17, 1945 for a total of 4 years, 2 months, and 20 days. Foreign service in India and Burma (Myanmar) was 1 year, 1 month, and 23 days. The foreign service in Burma was very intense and is the heart of this book -- hence the name, From Burma With Love. Irv was a labor officer along the Ledo Road from August 28, 1944 until December 11, 1944. His job was to hire and feed and pay several thousand native laborers (and a few elephants) to help build that road from Ledo, India to Mongyu, Burma. Read his letter of October 7, 1944.
Book Synopsis Spectacular Friendship Bracelets by : Ariela Pshednovek
Download or read book Spectacular Friendship Bracelets written by Ariela Pshednovek and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BFFs 4-Eva Show your friends how much you care—and add instant fashion to any outfit—with a friendship bracelet you can make yourself. Through clear, photographed instructions, learn to make 35 colorful and classic designs ranging from simple to complicated that require only basic materials and craft techniques like braiding, macramé, and weaving. With a variety of cool textures, beadwork, and knots, these friendship bracelets are chic and simple accessories for you and your best friend to wear on any occasion. On trend, these chic and fun friendship bracelet designs are perfect for fashionable friends.
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Download or read book Farmer's Advocate and Home Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1918 with total page 1088 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Breed Your Own Vegetable Varieties by : Carol Deppe
Download or read book Breed Your Own Vegetable Varieties written by Carol Deppe and published by Chelsea Green Publishing. This book was released on 2000-11-01 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "[Book title] is the definitive guide to plant breeding and seed saving for the serious home gardener and the small-scale farmer or commercial grower. Discover: how to breed for a wide range of different traits (flavor, size, shape, or color; cold or heat tolerance; pest and disease resistance; and regional adaptation); how to save seed and maintain varieties; how to conduct your own variety trials and other farm- or garden-based research; how to breed for performance under organic or sustainable growing methods."--Back cover.
Book Synopsis A "Perfect" Crime by : Carl H. Sneider
Download or read book A "Perfect" Crime written by Carl H. Sneider and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-04-25 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is not a crime fiction novel. This is a firsthand report and a true report on how governments or large organisations have succeeded in planning and executing the commission of a "perfect crime" in Australia. It reports on organised, aggravated group stalking attacks being carried out by groups or gangs of persons acting covertly under the cover of darkness with use of advanced electronic devices without cause or regard for basic human rights. Evidence in detail is provided in Appendices to the book taken from firsthand observations or from transcriptions of contemporaneous handwritten notes set down daily in six years of personal diaries. Due to the perpetrators clever use of highly skilled individually contracted surveillance role players in squads of differing and rotating stalker offenders and their training and use of advanced stand-off electronic scanning, listening, sound projection equipmentit has proven nearly impossible for the victim or law enforcement authorities to gather enough credible reliable and sufficient evidence to support the swearing out of an official criminal complaint before the court. Therefore, we have the perfect, practically unsolvable crime.
Book Synopsis Encyclopedia of African American Popular Culture [4 volumes] by : Jessie Smith
Download or read book Encyclopedia of African American Popular Culture [4 volumes] written by Jessie Smith and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2010-12-17 with total page 1916 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This four-volume encyclopedia contains compelling and comprehensive information on African American popular culture that will be valuable to high school students and undergraduates, college instructors, researchers, and general readers. From the Apollo Theater to the Harlem Renaissance, from barber shop and beauty shop culture to African American holidays, family reunions, and festivals, and from the days of black baseball to the era of a black president, the culture of African Americans is truly unique and diverse. This diversity is the result of intricate customs forged in tightly woven communities—not only in the United States, but in many cases also stemming from the traditions of another continent. Encyclopedia of African American Popular Culture presents information in a traditional A–Z organization, capturing the essence of the customs of African Americans and presenting this rich cultural heritage through the lens of popular culture. Each entry includes historical and current information to provide a meaningful background for the topic and the perspective to appreciate its significance in a modern context. This encyclopedia is a valuable research tool that provides easy access to a wealth of information on the African American experience.