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Book Synopsis Don't Roll Your Eyes at Me, Young Man! by : Jerry Scott
Download or read book Don't Roll Your Eyes at Me, Young Man! written by Jerry Scott and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-09 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More selections from the "Zits" comic strip, featuring 15-year old aspiring rock musician Jeremy Duncan, his sort-of girlfriend Sarah Toomey, best friend Hector, and the entire Duncan family, classmates, and teachers.
Book Synopsis Don't You Roll Your Eyes at Me! by : Beth Quinn
Download or read book Don't You Roll Your Eyes at Me! written by Beth Quinn and published by . This book was released on 2014-05-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when a grandmother can write and a 7-year-old can draw? You get "Don't You Roll Your Eyes at Me!" a delightfully amusing collaboration in which a little girl tries bossing around some animals, and they just roll their eyes and ignore her (kind of like some kids we know). In the end, of course, Grammy tries bossing around Devon, the bossy little girl, and she ends up - you guessed it! - rolling her eyes at Grammy.Written by Beth Quinn, a former newspaper columnist and current book editor, and illustrated by her 7-year-old granddaughter Devon, this is a book that will produce eye-rolling and laughter across generations in every family. A perfect read for every grandmother and her grandchildren.
Book Synopsis Don't Roll Your Eyes by : Ruth Nemzoff
Download or read book Don't Roll Your Eyes written by Ruth Nemzoff and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two million couples wed every year in the United States, bringing together a whole new family unit. The extended family may now include a hard to please mother-in-law who criticizes her daughter-in-law's childrearing; or a patriarchal father-in-law who expects all the kin round the dinner table every Sunday; or a new spouse, who a year or decade out, still gets shellshock visiting the in-laws. If that wasn't cause enough for a stiff drink, more than a million couples divorce each year, creating hard to define family structures. How do families handle the inevitable friction and how do they make sense of evolving family relationships? Ruth Nemzoff, an expert in family dynamics, empowers family members across the generations to define and create lasting bonds, including how to: *Welcome a new in-law from a different culture and religion into your family. *Not let differences of politics or philosophy impact quality time with the extended family. *Respond to major life changes in an in-law's life, including financial crises, illnesses, or career changes. *Retain warm connections with in-laws even amidst divorce and remarriage. This is a must read for anyone dealing with a difficult in-law as well as anyone who will soon be welcoming a new member to their family.
Download or read book Slow Down written by Nichole Nordeman and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The days are long, but the years are short. No matter if it’s your child’s first step, first day of school, or first night tucked away in a new dorm room away from home, there comes a moment when you realize just how quickly the years are flying by. Christian music artist Nichole Nordeman’s profound lyrics in her viral hit “Slow Down” struck a chord with moms everywhere, and now this beautiful four-color book will inspire you to celebrate the everyday moments of motherhood. Filled with thought-provoking writings from Nichole, as well as guest writings from friends including Shauna Niequist and Jen Hatmaker, practical tips, and journaling space for reflection, Slow Down will be a poignant gift for any mom, as well as a treasured keepsake. Take a few moments to reflect and celebrate the privilege of being a parent and getting to watch your little ones grow—and Slow Down. Nichole Nordeman has sold more than 1 million albums as a Christian music artist and has won 9 GMA Dove Awards, including two awards for Female Vocalist of the Year and Songwriter of the Year. Nichole released a lyric video for her song “Slow Down,” and it struck a chord with parents everywhere, amassing 14 million views in its first five days. She lives in Oklahoma with her two children.
Book Synopsis The Writer's Lexicon by : Kathy Steinemann
Download or read book The Writer's Lexicon written by Kathy Steinemann and published by K. Steinemann Enterprises. This book was released on 2017-03-19 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You just read your manuscript and discovered that your characters nod like marionettes in every chapter. When they’re not nodding, they roll their eyes. Time to slash the Pinocchio strings. Transform your protagonists into believable personalities that your readers will learn to love. Or hate. Get in the driver’s seat, relax, and enjoy your journey — with Kathy Steinemann’s book as your GPS.
Download or read book A Cat Named Lump written by B.C. Byron and published by The Biblio Co. This book was released on 2023-04-08 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A crazy ride, a special treasure, tears of joy, enormous pleasure, wonder of the highest grade, deepest thoughts are on parade, all the things you shouldn't miss, better than the perfect kiss. You'll laugh, you'll cry, so good you'll die. Worth a first and second look and more than all the time it took. Oh... I also made this book. Actual book description: Enter the odd world of B.C. Byron where slightly dead cats and giant spiders are beloved pets, every food can go in the blender, and changing socks is only for fancy folks. 48 poems, 90 pages, filled to the brim with hilarious, witty, and slightly gross stories and illustrations for kids 6 to teen. Spewberty, Nose Goblin, Always Drink the Juice, and Feeling Fancy are just a few of the other favorites in this memorable, quotable, and surprising collection. About the author: B.C. Byron is a prolific writer of odd poems inspired by childhood, science, and everyday things. Beside writing books, he also posts new poems and does his own illustrations weekly on his blog at bcbyron.com. He's also an electrical engineer, husband, father of 3 girls, and owner of a bunny that likes to eat his shoelaces.
Download or read book Don't Foul Out! written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Get Out of My Life by : Suzanne Franks
Download or read book Get Out of My Life written by Suzanne Franks and published by Profile Books. This book was released on 2014-12-11 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenagers are tough and anyone who has their own needs help. Witty, enjoyable and genuinely insightful, Get Out of My Life is now updated with how to deal with everything from social media to online threats and porn, as well as looking at all the difficult issues of bringing up teenagers, school, sex, drugs and more. But it's the title of the second chapter, 'What They Do and Why' that best captures the book's spirit and technique, explaining how to translate teenage behaviour into its true, often less complicated meaning. One key mistake, for instance, is getting in no-win conflicts instead of having the wisdom to shut up when shutting up would be the most effective, albeit least satisfying, thing to do. Another is taking offence when the teenager views you, the adult, as idiotic. And there's advice on what to do when this happens. The message is clear: parenting adolescents is inherently difficult. Don't judge yourself too harshly!
Book Synopsis Forgotten Borough by : Nicole Steinberg
Download or read book Forgotten Borough written by Nicole Steinberg and published by State University of New York Press. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories, poems, and essays in Forgotten Borough offer twenty-four takes on New York City's biggest underdog: Queens. From the immigrant communities of Forest Hills to the unsung heroes of Maspeth and the bustling crowds of Flushing, Queens is the most diverse county in the United States, but unlike the iconic boroughs of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Staten Island, and the Bronx, it's neither as well known in other parts of the country nor as well traveled by New Yorkers (at least those who don't need to take the 7 Train to get home). Featuring writers who hail from the borough as well as those who have moved there and come to call it home, Forgotten Borough uncovers the New York stories that most of us don't get to hear, tales that reflect not only upon contemporary life in Queens but also its humble history and its evolution to the multicultural community—the community of communities—it is today. Taken together, they offer a vivid, layered portrait of Queens as a microcosm of America, where race, ethnicity, class, and industrial growth all influence our collective past, as well as our present and future.
Download or read book A Second Wind written by T. D. Jakes and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-09 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While focusing on his core mission to preach the gospel worldwide, T.D. Jakes has seen many good people not spend enough quality time with family, friends, and God. They have gotten so swept up in the daily grind that they have failed to live the rich life that God desires for each of His people. In his new book, Jakes provides readers with strategies that will help them rejuvenate their life and turn their "busyness" into a "business." All readers-not just entrepreneurs-will benefit from Jakes' insightful advice so that they can use the days God has blessed them with wisely and finish each day strong!
Book Synopsis Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die by : Willie Nelson
Download or read book Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die written by Willie Nelson and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die, Willie Nelson muses about his greatest influences and the things that are most important to him, and celebrates the family, friends, and colleagues who have blessed his remarkable journey. Willie riffs on everything, from music to poker, Texas to Nashville, and more. He shares the outlaw wisdom he has acquired over the course of eight decades, along with favorite jokes and insights from family, bandmates, and close friends. Rare family pictures, beautiful artwork created by his son, Micah Nelson, and lyrics to classic songs punctuate these charming and poignant memories. A road journal written in Willie Nelson's inimitable, homespun voice and a fitting tribute to America’s greatest traveling bard, Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die—introduced by another favorite son of Texas, Kinky Friedman—is a deeply personal look into the heart and soul of a unique man and one of the greatest artists of our time, a songwriter and performer whose legacy will endure for generations to come.
Download or read book Violent Hearts written by Linnea May and published by Linnea May. This book was released on 2023-02-24 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Others see the devil in me. All she sees is her perfect match. They call me a prodigy in the business world. Rich, powerful and cunning. At 29 years old, I'm running an empire, built from scratch. The political realm is next. I want my voice heard and my name on the ballot. But my character credentials are lacking. I need a woman at my side, under contract. Someone with a pretty smile for the public eye, to make me look like a trustworthy, loyal man. Ann Porter is the woman I want for the job. Her heart is just as violent as mine, her mind sharp and cunning. Her body willing and begging to be broken - ready to bend at my will. She has the potential to get me where I want to be - or to destroy everything I've worked for all those years. She’s the perfect risk.
Book Synopsis The Pony Rider Boys in Louisiana; or, Following the Game Trails in the Canebrake by : Frank Gee Patchin
Download or read book The Pony Rider Boys in Louisiana; or, Following the Game Trails in the Canebrake written by Frank Gee Patchin and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-10-12 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pony Rider Boys in Louisiana; or, Following the Game Trails in the Canebrake by Frank Gee Patchin is an enthralling tale that follows the Pony Rider Boys as they embark on adventurous exploits in Louisiana. Patchin's narrative beautifully captures the essence of camaraderie, the allure of the wilderness, and the thrill of the chase, making it a must-read for young adventurers.
Book Synopsis The Countess Conspiracy by : Courtney Milan
Download or read book The Countess Conspiracy written by Courtney Milan and published by Courtney Milan. This book was released on 2013-12-17 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian Malheur is the most dangerous sort of rake: an educated one. When he’s not scandalizing ladies in the bedchamber, he’s outraging proper society with his scientific theories. He’s desired, reviled, acclaimed, and despised—and he laughs through it all. Violet Waterfield, the widowed Countess of Cambury, on the other hand, is entirely respectable, and she’d like to stay that way. But Violet has a secret that is beyond ruinous, one that ties her irrevocably to England’s most infamous scoundrel: Sebastian’s theories aren’t his. They’re hers. So when Sebastian threatens to dissolve their years-long conspiracy, she’ll do anything to save their partnership...even if it means opening her vulnerable heart to the rake who could destroy it for good. The books in the Brothers Sinister series: ½. The Governess Affair (free prequel novella) 1. The Duchess War 1½. A Kiss for Midwinter (a companion novella to The Duchess War) 2. The Heiress Effect 3. The Countess Conspiracy 4. The Suffragette Scandal 4½. Talk Sweetly to Me
Book Synopsis Catalog of Copyright Entries by : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1971 with total page 1578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Sammy Keyes and the Sisters of Mercy by : Wendelin Van Draanen
Download or read book Sammy Keyes and the Sisters of Mercy written by Wendelin Van Draanen and published by Yearling. This book was released on 1999-10-12 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes it's hard to tell the saints from the sinners... Sammy was supposed to be in church to get out of trouble, not into more. But while she's at St. Mary's working off some school detention time, a valuable cross goes missing and Sammy becomes the prime suspect. She knows she's innocent, and also what it feels like to lose something important. Her treasured catcher's mitt has been stolen--heartless Heather must have taken it to throw Sammy off her game in the upcoming softball play-offs. Trouble is, it's working. Sammy needs that glove back. Throw in nuns in feather boas, a homeless girl in high-tops, a carrot-chomping dog, and a safe that needs cracking, and you've got just another week in the life of Sammy Keyes. Praise for the Sammy Keyes series: “Sammy Keyes is feisty, fearless, and funny. A top-notch investigator!” —New York Times bestselling author Sue Grafton “The sleuth delights from start to finish. Keep your binoculars trained on Sammy Keyes.” —Publishers Weekly “Sammy Keyes is the hottest sleuth to appear in children’s books since Nancy Drew.”—The Boston Globe
Book Synopsis Access Denied (and other eighth grade error messages) by : Denise Vega
Download or read book Access Denied (and other eighth grade error messages) written by Denise Vega and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-07-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Computer whiz Erin Swift is ready to start eighth grade. The Year of Humiliating Events (aka, seventh grade) is behind her and she's ready to rule the school. But eight grade comes with its own set of problems for Erin to navigate, including her first boyfriend, her first break-up, and the fact that her mom has been treating her more like an eight year old than an eighth grader. Even worse, there's a new girl at Molly Brown Middle School who is determined to remake Erin in her bad-girl image, and former crush Mark "Cute Boy" Sacks has been acting strange lately. But as Erin's school year once against hurdles toward disaster, a personal tragedy forces her to realize that things, and people, aren't always as bad as they seem. Can she save what's left of eighth grade before it's too late?
