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Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender

Author : Jonathan Roseland
Publisher : Jonathan Roseland
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender written by Jonathan Roseland and published by Jonathan Roseland. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women are dangerous. Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” — having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. While lesser men retreat from the pursuit of women into the pixel-powered pleasure world, you have faith that your hunt for a virtuous woman will be fruitful. You can’t take a time-machine back to a more decent age to find a marriageable woman. You’re not ready to give up on your genetic purpose and start banging sex robots, but you’re tired of the transient, meaningless flings with mediocre women. You’re likely underestimating just how risky sex, a relationship, or marriage is with the modern woman. But you’re also underestimating just how rewarding it is to win the commitment of “a nice girl” — a truly feminine woman, not at war with the natural order — and intertwine your essence with hers. "Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender” is an irreverent, politically incorrect exposition of the state of dating in the current year. And a playbook of counter-intuitive approaches, advanced social dynamics lifehacks, along with filtering strategies for avoiding the time-wasters and inglorious skanks. How to meet a nice girl… Meeting a wife-material woman - Yes, it’s still possible! Dating post-COVID-19 - The global pandemic/plandemic has changed the game, you must adapt. The truth about marrying an exotic foreign woman - Is it for you? Online dating - Navigating the digital minefield of fakers, flakes, liars, and scams. Mindset demystified - Deprogramming the mainstream (and counter-culture) mindsets that cost you love. Dating abroad - How to do it without getting royally screwed. Avoiding the friend zone - Advanced persuasion and sexual signaling methods. Seducing a virgin - Why this really matters and how to do it... Eliciting yielding Yin energy - Inspiring a woman to adopt your values. Cultivating her devotion - Get laid like a “lover” and get respect like a patriarchal provider. Tantric “sex hacks” - Up your bedroom skills with an arsenal of holistic biohacks (both ancient and cutting-edge) for life-changing sex. Losing your virginity - Perhaps you’re a frustrated virgin or “Incel” disappointed with all the crappy advice about how to lose your virginity. 33 steps are broken down for meaningfully losing your virginity. And in these pages, you’ll get the “red pills” on dating, sex, and the fairer sex without the hopelessness and cynicism. You’ll learn about the four red flags of a “blender” — deal-breakers that should make you back away slowly from a woman. You’ll learn what qualifies as a virtuous woman who you might have a future with. And, why there’s a lot of reasons to be optimistic about finding love and even getting married one day. This book is also a story of hope and redemption, the memoir of a reformed pickup artist who “enjoyed the decline” all the way from America and Colombia to Ukraine and found edifying joy and meaning between the voluptuous thighs of a beautiful Bulgarian woman on the edge of Europe.

Bombproof

Author : Michael Robotham
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0748114009
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book Bombproof written by Michael Robotham and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unforgettable, high-octane read from the multi-million-copy bestselling author. Don't miss Michael Robotham's new thriller When She Was Good, out now. Fifty-four hours ago Sami was released from prison. Thirty-six hours ago he slept with the woman of his dreams at the Savoy. An hour ago his train blew up. Now he's carrying a rucksack through London's West End and has turned himself into the most wanted terrorist in the country. Sami Macbeth is not a master criminal. He's not even a minor one. He's not a jewel thief. He's not a safe-cracker. He's not an expert in explosives. Sami plays guitar and wants to be a rock god but keeps getting side-tracked by unforeseen circumstances. Fast, funny, hip and violent, Bombproof is a non-stop adventure full of unforgettable characters and a heart-warming hero - Sami Macbeth - a man with the uncanny ability to turn a desperate situation into a hopeless one. Praise for Michael Robotham's writing: 'I love this guy's books' Lee Child 'Will have you turning the pages compulsively' The Times 'An absolute master' Stephen King 'He writes in a voice with a haunting sense of soul' Peter James 'Heart-stopping and heart-breaking' Val McDermid 'The real deal' David Baldacci 'Superbly exciting . . . a terrific read' Guardian

Random Sh*t Flying Through The Air

Author : Jackson Ford
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0356510476
Total Pages : 445 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (565 download)

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Download or read book Random Sh*t Flying Through The Air written by Jackson Ford and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 445 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'LIKE ALIAS MEETS X-MEN . . . I LOVED IT!' Maria Lewis on The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind Full of imagination, wit and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane new Frost Files adventure will blow your tiny mind. Teagan Frost's life is finally back on track. Her role working for the government as a telekinetic operative is going well and she might even be on course for convincing her crush to go out with her. But, little does she know, that sh*t is about to hit the fan . . . A young boy with the ability to cause earthquakes has come to Los Angeles - home to the San Andreas, one of the most lethal fault lines in the world. If Teagan can't stop him, the entire city - and the rest of California - could be wiped off the map. 'Ford delivers a fantastic follow-up to The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With her Mind with this tale of earthquakes, superpowers and culinary ambition' Publishers Weekly 'The suspense, the danger, and the rocket-fuelled pace are all turned up to 11 in this more-than-satisfying sequel' Kirkus Praise for The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind 'Proceeds at breakneck speed through almost 500 pages of madcap adventure' Guardian 'Fast-paced and a lot of fun to read . . . a modern action movie that just happens to be in book form' The Fantasy Inn 'A drunken back-alley brawler of a book' Robert Brockway, author of The Unnoticeables 'Ford's breakneck pace keeps the tension high, and the thrills coming the whole way through' BookPage 'A fast-paced, high-adrenaline tale' Kirkus The Frost Files novels: The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air Eye of the Sh*t Storm

Staten Island Stories

Author : Claire Jimenez
Publisher : Johns Hopkins University Press
ISBN 13 : 1421434156
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Staten Island Stories written by Claire Jimenez and published by Johns Hopkins University Press. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales, this collection of loosely linked tragicomic short stories travels across time to explore defining moments in the island's history, from the 2003 Staten Island Ferry crash and the New York City blackout to the growing opioid and heroin crisis, Eric Garner's murder, and the 2016 presidential election.

Enslaving Alice

Author : Anrose Amillie
Publisher : Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Enslaving Alice written by Anrose Amillie and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alice has no choice but to work for her enemy - the notorious delinquent Caleb Spencer, after finding out her brother owes him a lot of money. He is everything she can't stand, yet, his punishments turn her on more than she cares to admit. She had always seen him as high school kid posing as a gangster, but since meeting Dylan, his endeavors have gone from petty and delinquent to downright dangerous. Can she convince him to choose her over his destructive new friend before his sinister plots destroy them all?

Bully Me

Author : Anrose Amillie
Publisher : Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bully Me written by Anrose Amillie and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Lexi realises nobody has the power to turn her on like her high school bully she pays him a visit but ends up getting more than she bargained for.

The Sword of God

Author : Stephen Francis Montagna
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453550518
Total Pages : 536 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book The Sword of God written by Stephen Francis Montagna and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-06-08 with total page 536 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Prince of Tides

Author : Pat Conroy
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780395353004
Total Pages : 588 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book The Prince of Tides written by Pat Conroy and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1986 with total page 588 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his most brilliant and powerful novel, Pat Conroy tells the story of Tom Wingo, his twin sister, Savannah, and the dark and violent past of the family into which they were born. Set in New York City and the lowcountry of South Carolina, the novel opens when Tom, a high school football coach whose marriage and career are crumbling, flies from South Carolina to New York after learning of his twin sister's suicide attempt. Savannah is one of the most gifted poets of her generation, and both the cadenced beauty of her art and the jumbled cries of her illness are clues to the too-long-hidden story of her wounded family. In the paneled offices and luxurious restaurants of New York City, Tom and Susan Lowenstein, Savannah's psychiatrist, unravel a history of violence, abandonment, commitment, and love. And Tom realizes that trying to save his sister is perhaps his last chance to save himself. With passion and a rare gift of language, the author moves from present to past, tracing the amazing history of the Wingos from World War II through the final days of the war in Vietnam and into the 1980s, drawing a rich range of characters: the lovable, crazy Mr. Fruit, who for decades has wordlessly directed traffic at the same intersection in the southern town of Colleton; Reese Newbury, the ruthless, patrician land speculator who threatens the Wingos' only secure worldly possession, Melrose Island; Herbert Woodruff, Susan Lowenstein's husband, a world-famous violinist; Tolitha Wingo, Savannah's mentor and eccentric grandmother, the first real feminist in the Wingo family. Pat Conroy reveals the lives of his characters with surpassing depth and power, capturing the vanishing beauty of the South Carolina lowcountry and a lost way of life. His lyric gifts, abundant good humor, and compelling storytelling are well known to readers of The Great Santini and The Lords of Discipline. The Prince of Tides continues that tradition yet displays a new, mature voice of Pat Conroy, signaling this work as his greatest accomplishment.

The Circle of Wounded Souls, Book One

Author : Jim Ricca
Publisher : Jim Ricca
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Circle of Wounded Souls, Book One written by Jim Ricca and published by Jim Ricca. This book was released on 2012-01-11 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Circle of Wounded Souls is an incredible saga like none you've ever read before. The story opens in the Philadelphia area during the late 60s, and takes you on a wild trip through the 70s, 80s and 90s. If you've lived in Philly during this era and want to relive the wild times, or maybe you've been searching for a book that grabs your attention by the throat with both hands and doesn't let go until the last page. This epic series is about three young adults, suffering deep emotional scars inflicted by years of physical abuse, emotional neglect, rape, and isolation. They meet by accident and begin a journey of healing through unconditional love, incredible miracles, and acts of heroism and devotion. The story is comprised of four books, each full of hilarious and heartbreaking events that will have you laughing and crying out loud. It recounts the craziness of Philly in the late 60s, the gut wrenching violence of the Vietnam War, and the terrible impact it had, not only on those who fought there, but also their loved ones. Prepare yourself for amazing acts of tenderness, love, miracles, violence, pain, loss, despair and redemption. After meeting and falling in love with another victim of emotional neglect and abuse, the main male character, Jim is suddenly drafted and sent to fight in Vietnam. Mary, imprisoned forever by her greedy parents, hopes against all hope that her lover will somehow find and free her, completely unaware of her lover's induction and combat service. Rachel is unable to cope with her loneliness and fear for Jim after he leaves for the war. The Circle of Wounded Souls series depicts how a young man, born into extreme poverty, and his lover, wealthy beyond imagination but denied love for her entire life, can lose everything through one horrendous incident, and then regain it all with the help of his adopted brother and friends. Living with, and eventually overcoming constant threats from the Mafia, evil religious leaders and the devil's minions, the main characters receive vital assistance from the Italian Special Forces, friends and the Blessed Virgin Mary. Hang on for an unforgettable journey, and one hell of a wild ride

Live From New York

Author : Tom Shales
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0316295078
Total Pages : 800 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Live From New York written by Tom Shales and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 800 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales's definitive oral history of Saturday Night Live, hailed as "incredible" (Vulture) and "required reading" (People). When first published to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Saturday Night Live, Live from New York was immediately proclaimed the best book ever produced on the landmark and legendary late-night show. In their own words, unfiltered and uncensored, a dazzling galaxy of trail-blazing talents recalled three turbulent decades of on-camera antics and off-camera escapades. Now decades have passed, and bestselling authors James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales have returned to Studio 8H. Over more than 100 pages of new material, they raucously and revealingly take the SNL story up to the present, adding a constellation of iconic new stars, surprises, and controversies.

Gypsy's Crossing

Author : S. L. Mitchell
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595444482
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Gypsy's Crossing written by S. L. Mitchell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-06 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-six-year-old urban professional Gypsy Smith appears to have it all. She's a beautiful, articulate, witty and full-figured African American woman, who's thriving career has provided her with sports cars, a designer wardrobe, and an expensive loft in Long Beach just blocks from the beach. But what's not obvious to outsiders is how hard Gypsy struggles daily with her secret sexual desires. Paris Morgan, is a charming, intelligent, and romantic thirty-three-year-old African American man who is nice almost to a fault. This has earned him abuse and rejection from the women he's allowed into his life. But after meeting Gypsy, he feels like he's found all he desires but he has secrets too. Only time will tell whether or not Gypsy and Paris can overcome the secrets that are keeping them or will those undisclosed skeletons force them apart forever.

Living Upside Down

Author : John Hickman
Publisher : John Hickman
ISBN 13 : 1925283844
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Living Upside Down written by John Hickman and published by John Hickman. This book was released on 2018-09-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sue and Roger attempt to resolve family conflicts and improve their living standards by migrating with their two small children from England to the warmer Great Southern Land to become 'fair dinkum Aussies'. Set from the 1970s, buckle up for a bittersweet roller-coast ride as they encounter the British Australia House, a homicidal charter flight to Australia, an immigration hostel, and befriend true blue Aussies who are suspicious of 'ten pound poms' and anyone who whinges or drinks tea, rather than coffee or beer! Their adventure takes an unexpected right turn as they experience life in a Pacific Archipelago for a while. This is an inspirational, laugh-out-loud story of one small family's triumph over unbelievable odds. Their adventures and challenges of job satisfaction, fishing, family, cultural differences, and death is told with a self-deprecating humour - as Roger and Sue inherit the Aussie witticism.

S.O.S. Part One

Author : Khali Raymond
Publisher : savage writer publishing
ISBN 13 : 0463817796
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (638 download)

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Download or read book S.O.S. Part One written by Khali Raymond and published by savage writer publishing. This book was released on 2019-07-15 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dylan "Cubert" Witherspoon. Twenty years after a bank heist gone wrong, Dylan has finished his sentence in prison. Many years prior, his boss left him for dead to keep the cut for himself. Because of this, Dylan was forced to take the fall and do the bid. Destined to make himself a name in the criminal underworld and to seek revenge on a man that he once looked up to, Dylan travels to Emotion City in efforts of becoming king of the underground. He's going to be in for a massive journey as Emotion is filled with its fair share of issues such as poverty, crime, corruption and not to mention the trove of psychopaths and ring leaders who are hungry for all the power that the city has to offer. Can Dylan successfully accomplish his goal and seek retribution while building his throne?

Seizing Control

Author : Kylie Hillman
Publisher : Daemon Blonde Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 408 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seizing Control written by Kylie Hillman and published by Daemon Blonde Publishing . This book was released on 2022-06-21 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He failed her once. It won't happen a second time. Only daughter of the volatile president of the Black Shamrocks MC and long-suffering sister to four overprotective brothers, Madelaine O'Brien has survived circumstances that would have broken a lesser woman. Mik "Mad Dog" Kennedy is her salvation, her reward for continuing to fight, and the matching piece of her soul. With her life finally happy and on track, will the reappearance of the monster from her past be the event that finally breaks her? Or will he be the catalyst she needs to put it all behind her once and for all? They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What happens when life keeps sending you demons who refuse to stay buried? Do you lie down and accept defeat or rise to the seemingly unwinnable challenge and start seizing control? Seizing Control is the first book in the Black Shamrocks MC series. A dark and gritty tale of salvation, this story is set in a world where deceit is the norm and blood ties aren't to be trusted. Some readers may find events in this story confronting so reader discretion is advised. PLEASE NOTE: this story was originally published in 2015 under the same title. It has been revised, re-edited, and republished in 2022, although the main gist of the story remains the same. mafia, new world order, bratva, clan, rich, millionaire, royalty, aristocrat, espionage, stalker, abduction, gripping, dangerous, fast-paced, thriller, alpha, antihero, wealthy, nobility, new adult, politician, billionaire, kidnap, international, interracial, dark, baby, pregnancy, amnesia, trauma, therapy, outlaw, biker, MC, motorcycle club, contemporary, family, drama, assassin, teacher, the new holy trinity, religious themes, wedding, childhood abuse survivor, workplace, music, musician, mute hero, hero with touch phobia, hero who can't be touched, heroine with pain and force kink, kickass heroine, disabled hero, sunshine and grumpy, engagement, casino, doctor, hospital, sick child, Secret Billionaire, Friends to Lovers, Stuck Together, group therapy, Forbidden Love, Second Chance, Soul Mates, Fake Relationship, love triangle, menage

Single Husbands

Author : HoneyB
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0446544418
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Single Husbands written by HoneyB and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2009-03-16 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A steamy, erotic tale from New York Times bestselling author, Mary B. Morrison, writing under the pseudonym HoneyB, about three men who marry for all the wrong reasons. Herschel Henderson said, "I do," to gain access to his wife's money, Lexington Lewis vowed for his better and her worse, and Brian Flaw meant until death do we part, yet none of them are dedicated to their wives. Herschel has a mistress that he sexes more than his wife, Lexington is making love to as many women as he can, and Brian is sexing women of every ethnicity because he's become bored with his wife. The one thing these men do share, is the fact that neither of them will give up the sexual freedom they enjoyed as single men.

Only Fools and Horses

Author : Rod Green
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448142962
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book Only Fools and Horses written by Rod Green and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Trotter family have been pillars of the Peckham community for decades, so when a bin man found this folder of documents at the bottom of the refuse chute in Nelson Mandela Towers and saw that it had official council and even police documents in it, he thought it might be worth something. He passed it to his gaffer, who passed it to his gaffer, and it was then decided that this valuable overview of the area’s modern history seen through the experiences of a family whose connections stretch throughout the borough, should be published in the public interest... Documents include the Trotters’ family tree, paperwork from Rodney's school days, snapshots from family holidays, and even the first chapter draft of Rodney's novel. The book will be illustrated with never-before-seen memorabilia and ephemera, from Raquel's original dating agency form, from before she met Del, to a set of promt cards Del created for Trigger: 'DON’T let Roy Slater fit you up for stealing 3,000 Green Shield stamps ever again, even if you did get an electric blanket and a toaster when you came out of jail. DO try to remember that Dave is actually called Rodney.'

Notes from the Blender

Author : Trish Cook
Publisher : Carolrhoda Lab ™
ISBN 13 : 1512401544
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Notes from the Blender written by Trish Cook and published by Carolrhoda Lab ™. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Declan loves death metal—particularly from Finland. And video games—violent ones. And internet porn—any kind, really. He goes to school with Neilly Foster and spends most of his classroom time wondering what it might be like to know her, to talk to her, maybe even to graze against her sweater in the hallway. Neilly is an accomplished gymnast, naturally beautiful, and a constant presence at all the best parties (to which Declan is never invited). She's the queen of cool, the princess of poker face, and her rule is uncontested—or it was until today, when she's dumped by her boyfriend, betrayed by her former BFF Lulu, and then informed she's getting a new brother—of the freaky fellow classmate variety. Declan's dad is marrying Neilly's mom. Soon. Which means they'll be moving in together.