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Don't Step on the Ducks

Author : Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462818730
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book Don't Step on the Ducks written by Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-08-21 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Kammien and Karen Evenson know all about ducks. so do you! In business,ducks are people, policies, and structures that impede individuals and organizations.Unfortunately you don’t always know that you stepped on a duck until it’s too late and all the ducks are quacking! Don’t Step on the Ducks uses an innovative and memorable approach to present essential leadership practices. Told through duck tales (tails) and workplace examples, the “pond” comes alive. The five Guiding Principles demonstrate how to successfully navigate the pond and become the most effective leader in your organization.

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 158008348X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

One Hundred and One Dirty Nasty Disgusting Jokes You'll Love Reading

Author : Kiven Hopper
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595627455
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (956 download)

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Download or read book One Hundred and One Dirty Nasty Disgusting Jokes You'll Love Reading written by Kiven Hopper and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-10-17 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has alot of good old fashion jokes and alot of new ones. I know you'll read it over & over so you can tell them to all your friends or at your next Party.

Man Walks into a Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646043715
Total Pages : 448 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime

Beautiful Words of Life

Author : Josefina U. Hudson
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453566112
Total Pages : 357 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Beautiful Words of Life written by Josefina U. Hudson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-05-08 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BEUATIFUL WORDS TO PONDER The words that I speak unto you, they are Spirit and they are life. ~ Jesus of Nazareth ~ Though little, the master word looms large in meaning. It is the open sesame to every portal, the great equalizer, the philosophers stone which transmutes all base metal of humanity in gold. The stupid it will make bright, the bright brilliant, and the brilliant steady .. The master word is WORK. ~ William Osler ~ We live in a changing world, but only in an external sense. Environment and mental processes change, but there is something deep in the heart of man that defies the touch of time, a place where changes seldom come, if at all. There are to be found from age to age about the same hopes, fears, temptations, desires and motives; the same struggles with life and death, sin and shame, tragedy and grief, adversity and misfortune; the same eternal quests for God, truth, goodness and immortality. ~ Cordie J. Culp ~ Man, in his changing world, struggles to understand the unchanging God. Man would struggle less if he read the Bible more. Man has always been in the heart of God. The worlds task is to bring God into the heart of man. ~ Joseph M. Waterman ~ In time of quietness we have a chance to rest, an opportunity to evaluate life more properly, to develop a sympathy for others. We learn that the whole world can keep going without us and that gives us a wholesome sense of humility ~ Charles Allen ~.

Ammunition 357

Author : Brian King
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1449047173
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)

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Download or read book Ammunition 357 written by Brian King and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

30 Years Younger

Author : Ronen Steinberg
Publisher : Bruck Media
ISBN 13 : 0980103908
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book 30 Years Younger written by Ronen Steinberg and published by Bruck Media. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 14

Author : Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN 13 : 1440419086
Total Pages : 171 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 14 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-17 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is hard to imagine that there are still more jokes to be told and goodies to be shared, but here they are. Be prepared to laugh out loud as we do it again. More guffaws, more belly laughs, more lists, and more quickies to thoroughly tickle your fancy.

Just Plain Funny

Author : Charles Smith
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1434930890
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book Just Plain Funny written by Charles Smith and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor is something that has always been in Charles' life. It helped him cope as a child when he used to stutter. With humor he was able to get himself out of situations and not feel inferior to other kids. It became an important tool that he would use while teaching and coaching high school for thirty-three years. It kept him from ever having to send a student to the office.Charles' favorite times are the holidays when the family gets together to laugh and have fun. Humor is always a big part of communication in his family. The connection and love is primarily there because of God, but it is enhanced because of the humor his family enjoys.Charles has found that humor is important in one's everyday life. He has found that life is not easy and can cripple us in so many ways: physically, mentally, socially, and emotionally. He has found that you should always make time to laugh and when people do this they feel good. He has also found that laughter is strong medicine for a person's well being. He practices what he preaches and tries to smile every day. He spends time with happy people and he has learned to laugh at himself. He says pay attention to children and learn from them, because they are the masters of play and laughter.This book is Charles' attempt to enhance your life with some humor and by doing so he hopes it will make you smile, chuckle, or just laugh out loud. So he wants you to get a cup of coffee, find a comfortable place and just sit back and read some Just Plain Funny stuff.

I’M so Mad ‘Bout Get’N Old, I Could Die

Author : Tommy L. Gardner
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1463475926
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)

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Download or read book I’M so Mad ‘Bout Get’N Old, I Could Die written by Tommy L. Gardner and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-01-20 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My book gives you a great chance to add a little humor to your life and the chance to go back to a happier time in life by remembering some of your stories that may relate to ones within the book. The stories came from real-life experiences, along with some that will tickle your funny bone or bring you to remember some of your own. The book is intended to show you how you can make the most of unfair or bad experiences. It will also help you leave the problems of the world behind for a while and enjoy some great stories about things you may or may not have thought of in years.

Blonde Walks into a Bar

Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433731
Total Pages : 511 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Blonde Walks into a Bar written by Jonathan Swan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-07-28 with total page 511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Please Forward

Author : Lynne Gleason
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1469125293
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)

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Download or read book Please Forward written by Lynne Gleason and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

LAUGH OUT LOUD

Author :
Publisher : Shadrack Omary
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book LAUGH OUT LOUD written by and published by Shadrack Omary. This book was released on 2023-06-06 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."

The Mephisto Trilogy

Author : Michael Slade
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504098412
Total Pages : 1176 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book The Mephisto Trilogy written by Michael Slade and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-10-29 with total page 1176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an author who “writes the kind of stuff of which nightmares are made,” three thrillers featuring Mounties battling a madman intent on world domination (The Globe and Mail, Toronto). Robert DeClercq has faced a lot of lunatics as the head of the Special X team of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. But never one as sinister as Mephisto, a megalomaniac hell-bent on global destruction. But first Mephisto is fixed on taking out DeClercq—by any means possible. Featuring the complete novels Burnt Bones, Death’s Door, and Red Snow, the Mephisto trilogy showcases the Special X team as they confront an evil greater than they have ever known. “The psycho to end all psychos. Mephisto makes Hannibal Lecter seem like an Oxford don with slightly unorthodox culinary tastes.” —The Vancouver Sun Praise for the Special X series “Michael Slade’s books are blood-chilling, spine-tingling, gut-wrenching, stomach-churning, and a much closer look at the inside of a maniac’s brain than most people would find comfortable, but always riveting.” —Diana Gabaldon, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of the Outlander series “Highly enjoyable.” —Time Out, London “Slade knows psychos inside out.” —Toronto Star “A get-under-your-skin thriller with machine-gun dialogue and impressive real-world research. It’s one heck of a ride.” —CNN.com “As always with Slade, a cracking good detective story.” —Anne Perry, New York Times–bestselling author of the Thomas Pitt series “Murder with gore galore.” —The Globe and Mail (Toronto) “Michael Slade is a writer who clearly knows how to tell a story and make it real.” —Robert McCammon, New York Times–bestselling author of Swan Song and the Matthew Corbett series

Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for everyone

Author : Vincenzo Berghella
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0615179207
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (151 download)

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Download or read book Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for everyone written by Vincenzo Berghella and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-11-13 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for everyone, collected from emails sent to me by friends. No offensive dirty jokes included.

Die Laughing

Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501150812
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Die Laughing written by William Novak and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a “funny…geezer-licious” (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts) collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more—a perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.

Highly Intuitive Child: A Guide to Understanding and Parenting Unusually Sensitive and Empathic Children

Author : Catherine Crawford (MFT.)
Publisher : Hunter House
ISBN 13 : 0897935098
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (979 download)

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Download or read book Highly Intuitive Child: A Guide to Understanding and Parenting Unusually Sensitive and Empathic Children written by Catherine Crawford (MFT.) and published by Hunter House. This book was released on 2012 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: