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Book Synopsis Don't Step on the Ducks by : Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson
Download or read book Don't Step on the Ducks written by Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-08-21 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Kammien and Karen Evenson know all about ducks. so do you! In business,ducks are people, policies, and structures that impede individuals and organizations.Unfortunately you don’t always know that you stepped on a duck until it’s too late and all the ducks are quacking! Don’t Step on the Ducks uses an innovative and memorable approach to present essential leadership practices. Told through duck tales (tails) and workplace examples, the “pond” comes alive. The five Guiding Principles demonstrate how to successfully navigate the pond and become the most effective leader in your organization.
Book Synopsis Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by : Jim Dawson
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Book Synopsis Conversations about Heaven by : Brian G. Chilton
Download or read book Conversations about Heaven written by Brian G. Chilton and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2023-04-28 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will heaven be boring? What will God and heaven look like? Will I enjoy heaven? Are animals in heaven? These questions, among others, often enter the hearts and minds of people envisioning their final heavenly home. Often, theologians and pastors have placed unnecessary restrictions on heaven, whereas others have claimed that heaven should not be discussed because of so many uncertainties. But is this helpful? Furthermore, is it even biblical? In the book Conversations about Heaven, Dr. Brian Chilton reflects on a conversation he had with a lady from Huntsville Baptist Church who asked some of the most challenging questions he ever received. They both discovered that if God is the greatest possible being and heaven is God’s greatest gift, then heaven is a place that is far greater than anything ever imagined. Conversations about Heaven challenges you to vastly expand your thoughts on heaven, as heaven will far exceed even our greatest imaginations, and it encourages you to regularly reflect on the great things that lie ahead in your heavenly home.
Book Synopsis National Convention Proceedings of the Disabled American Veterans by : Disabled American Veterans. National Convention
Download or read book National Convention Proceedings of the Disabled American Veterans written by Disabled American Veterans. National Convention and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book LAUGH OUT LOUD written by and published by Shadrack Omary. This book was released on 2023-06-06 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
Book Synopsis Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for everyone by : Vincenzo Berghella
Download or read book Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for everyone written by Vincenzo Berghella and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for everyone, collected from emails sent to me by friends. No offensive dirty jokes included.
Download or read book The Duck Song written by Bryant Oden and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A determined duck pleads for grapes at the most unlikely of places: a lemonade stand. The story and song in this comical, musical picture book will delight both adults and children, who can play the song aloud while learning important lessons about persistence and compassion.
Book Synopsis Beautiful Words of Life by : Josefina U. Hudson
Download or read book Beautiful Words of Life written by Josefina U. Hudson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-05-08 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BEUATIFUL WORDS TO PONDER The words that I speak unto you, they are Spirit and they are life. ~ Jesus of Nazareth ~ Though little, the master word looms large in meaning. It is the open sesame to every portal, the great equalizer, the philosophers stone which transmutes all base metal of humanity in gold. The stupid it will make bright, the bright brilliant, and the brilliant steady .. The master word is WORK. ~ William Osler ~ We live in a changing world, but only in an external sense. Environment and mental processes change, but there is something deep in the heart of man that defies the touch of time, a place where changes seldom come, if at all. There are to be found from age to age about the same hopes, fears, temptations, desires and motives; the same struggles with life and death, sin and shame, tragedy and grief, adversity and misfortune; the same eternal quests for God, truth, goodness and immortality. ~ Cordie J. Culp ~ Man, in his changing world, struggles to understand the unchanging God. Man would struggle less if he read the Bible more. Man has always been in the heart of God. The worlds task is to bring God into the heart of man. ~ Joseph M. Waterman ~ In time of quietness we have a chance to rest, an opportunity to evaluate life more properly, to develop a sympathy for others. We learn that the whole world can keep going without us and that gives us a wholesome sense of humility ~ Charles Allen ~.
Book Synopsis The Catcher in the Rye by : J. D. Salinger
Download or read book The Catcher in the Rye written by J. D. Salinger and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "brilliant, funny, meaningful novel" (The New Yorker) that established J. D. Salinger as a leading voice in American literature--and that has instilled in millions of readers around the world a lifelong love of books. "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." The hero-narrator of The Catcher in the Rye is an ancient child of sixteen, a native New Yorker named Holden Caufield. Through circumstances that tend to preclude adult, secondhand description, he leaves his prep school in Pennsylvania and goes underground in New York City for three days.
Book Synopsis The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 by : Neil Hutchison
Download or read book The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on 2014-03-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Book Synopsis Man Walks into a Bar by : Stephen Arnott
Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime
Download or read book Just a Duck? written by Carin Bramsen and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Carin Bramsen's beloved Hey, Duck! characters return in this humorous and heartwarming picture book about friendship. Now that Cat has learned to play games that Duck enjoys, it's Duck's turn to try things that Cat likes. However, climbing trees and swatting at leaves prove to be a bit tricky for flat-footed Duck. What's an unlikely pair of friends to do?
Book Synopsis Stumbling Upwards by : Rebecca S. Keene
Download or read book Stumbling Upwards written by Rebecca S. Keene and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-11-12 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oftentimes, this life brings hardships that cause us to question, "Are you sure this is the plan, God?" Tragedies knock us to the ground and leave us wondering if God is ever going to show up in this mess. Through my personal experience of having a child shot in a school shooting, readers will see how God can take our hurts and even our rebellion to do things our way, and provide healing by surrendering to His grace. Methods for recognizing the importance in relying on God's strength, learning to see things from God's point of view, the part prayer plays in getting through difficulties, how to establish truths about God that we can depend on in good and bad times, and how to forgive those who may have hurt us are covered. Realizing God has allowed certain circumstances into our lives, not only to bring us more in line with His will, but to also bring us to a better understanding of those around us who may be hurting is also a focus of this book.
Book Synopsis Sicilians Don't Cry II by : Leonardo Guzzardo
Download or read book Sicilians Don't Cry II written by Leonardo Guzzardo and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-04 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: And again I want to state that I have lived one of the most bizarre, wildest, dangerous and tragic life any human being could have ever lived. I have been stabbed and shot before, damn near beaten to death by people with baseball bats, and being Catholic received my last rites two times. In my life I made a lot of big money, blew a lot of big money, did a lot of gambling, drank a lot of alcohol, did a lot of drugs, and from becoming a normal sex addict, I became a hardcore sadist and masochist sex addict.
Download or read book Cheddar the Duck written by Adam DeRose and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people say, "Don't tread on me!" While ducks say, "Don't step on me!" Cheddar the Duck is a little mallard duck and he does not like being stepped on. Cheddar tells the reader that it's not nice to step on a duck, as funny as it may sound. Instead, he spins the table and asks the reader how he or she would feel if a duck stepped on him or her.
Book Synopsis Raising Ducks for Beginners and Beyond by : Kristine Ellis
Download or read book Raising Ducks for Beginners and Beyond written by Kristine Ellis and published by Cool Springs Press. This book was released on 2024-05-21 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get started raising your own ducks with this approachable guide by duck-fluencer Kristine Ellis (@dunkin.ducks). Raising ducks may seem like all fun and games thanks to the adorable and silly birds, but what most people don’t realize is just how much work it takes to successfully keep them healthy and happy. The truth is that it’s not difficult, but it does require time, effort, and knowledge. Through her social media channels, Kristine shares many different aspects of her experience with raising ducks. She shows the good, the bad, and everything in between. In Raising Ducks for Beginners and Beyond, Kristine takes the same honest approach and covers it all: When and how to start: When is the best time to start raising your ducks? What are the pros and cons? Are there any specific requirements in your state regarding keeping ducks? How should you set up when bringing your ducks home? And everything you should know before welcoming your ducks. How to choose your ducks: Different types of ducks, male-to-female ratio, size of the ducks, and more. There are many considerations when it comes to picking which ducks you want to raise. ...and what about chickens? Kristine covers the key differences between raising ducks and chickens. Ducklings to ducks: Learn how to raise ducklings, let your ducks hatch their own eggs, transition your ducklings to the outdoors, and more. Nutrition and feeding: Make sure they’re receiving the right nutrient ratios and that they’re surrounded by duck-safe plants, flowers, and more. Keeping your ducks healthy (and happy!): What is the right bedding to keep your ducks comfortable? What about coop and/or pen size? What are common illnesses among ducks? And more on how to keep your ducks in good shape and content. Pools and ponds: One of the key differences from chicken-keeping, ponds are absolutely vital for ducks. This chapter helps you make sure your ducks’ pools and/or ponds are the correct size and that they are kept nice and clean. Ducks through the seasons: Learn how to treat your ducks according to season. What seasons affect ducks, and why? Predators: One of the most important parts of keeping ducks is keeping them safe. Know what their predators are and how to keep them at bay. Duck eggs: What’s the difference between a duck egg and a chicken egg? Is one better than the other? What can you use duck eggs for? Learn all you need to know about the nutritional value of duck eggs and how you can use them. Through tutorials, instructions, and tips, this essential guide will have you feeling confident through every step of the process of raising and keeping ducks.
Book Synopsis Don't Feed The Ducks by : Liam O'Connell
Download or read book Don't Feed The Ducks written by Liam O'Connell and published by Headline Accent. This book was released on 2010-06-07 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't just feed the ducks and wait for something to happen. Do something about it now! Through a series of real life stories, observations and innovative ideas, Liam O’Connell explains how anybody can create an extraordinary successful business. Liam believes in harnessing the power of passionate people to create real life business results. His innovative and off-the-wall style is equally entertaining and thought-provoking. Liam has the ability to communicate positively and his enthusiasm is absolutely contagious.
