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Dont Bend Over In The Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
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Book Synopsis Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1997-08-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This time Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it--written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups, why Baptists won't do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things. "From the Paperback edition.
Book Synopsis If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground written by Lewis Grizzard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lewis Grizzard got his first newspaper job when he was ten years old. Thirty-odd years later (thirty-very-odd years) he's still in the newspaper business--and he's still infuriated by it, still tickled by it, and still very much in love with it. If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground is all about that anger, that great humor and that even greater passion for something that affects every single one of us: the daily newspaper. Grizzard begins with his first writing job (covering a Boy's Church League team in Newman, Georgia), and continues through his college years in Athens, Georgia, where he learned how to do such things as prepare a front-page headline and layout in case Jesus Christ ever returned to earth. (Headline: HE'S BACK!) He examines the great Atlanta years and the cold Chicago winters--as sports editor of the Sun-Times, during which Grizzard lost his second wife, his cool, and very nearly his sanity, but also learned an awful lot about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. This is Grizzard's funniest--and his best--book yet.
Book Synopsis Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself written by Lewis Grizzard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2011-08-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 1950s were simple times to grow up. For Lewis Grizzard and his buddies, gallivanting meant hanging out at the local store, eating Zagnut candy bars and drinking "Big Orange bellywashers." About the worst thing a kid ever did was smoke rabbit tobacco rolled in paper torn from a brown grocery sack, or maybe slick back his hair into a ducktail and try gyrating his hips like Elvis. But then assassinations, war, civil rights, free love, and drugs rocked the old order. And as they did, Grizzard frequently felt lost and confused. In place of Elvis, the Pied Piper of his generation, Grizzard now found wormy-looking, long-haired English kids who performed either half-naked or dressed like Zasu Pitts. Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself is the witty, satiric, nostalgic account of Grizzard's efforts to survive in a changing world. Sex, music, clothes, entertainment, and life itself receive the Grizzard treatment. In this, his sixth book, Grizzard was never funnier or more in tune with his readers. He might not have felt so good himself, but his social commentary and humor can still make the rest of us feel just fine.
Book Synopsis Southern by the Grace of God by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Southern by the Grace of God written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Taylor Trade Publishing. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The incomparable Grizzard shares anecdotes of his beloved homeland. No other contemporary humorist knew the South so well, loved it so passionately, or wrote about it so vividly.
Book Synopsis I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1997-08-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night written by Lewis Grizzard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2014-11-03 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the phenomenal - and hilarious - best-seller Don't Bend over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes is back with an all-new collection of his funniest, sharpest observations yet. In Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night, Grizzard once again confirms his reputation as the "William Faulkner of just plain folks" using colorful storytelling and his own wonderful brand of humor to tackle such Grizzardian subjects as: International Relations: "If John Wayne were still alive, he'd know what to do to the Japanese investors - take a seven iron and run them and their checkbooks back home before it's too late and Vanna White has to learn eight zillion character signs in the Japanese alphabet to keep her job." Fashion: "Don't wear anything that features a picture of a pelican, a pink flamingo or a beer can." The Future: "I'm predicting the world isn't going to come to an end anytime soon. There's too much unresolved, like whether or not Elvis is still alive, Jimmy Swaggart can stay on television, and if there will be another Rambo sequel." Dating: "Any single white female who has to resort to taking out an ad to find a boyfriend would take a SWM who's into yodeling, Hustler magazine, Ripple and robbing convenience stores." Getting Back to Nature: "Snakes are right up there with the things that I fear most. Lightning is on that list. So is flying in bad weather at night, the dentist, and revenge-minded ex-wives." People Who Cheat in the 12-Items-or-Less Express Lane: "Previously, I have dog-cussed these people and put curses on them, like, 'May your children grow up to be liberal Democrats.' I'm not going to be that mean-spirited anymore. What I'm going to do is go to the vegetable bin, grab a large cucumber, and beat them about the head and shoulders with it." Lewis Grizzard offers his views on everything from politics, religion, sex and golf to the largest condom heist in history, proving he is wittier and more outrageous than ever. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night shows why the South's most popular humorist is now America's most popular funny man.
Book Synopsis How Bluegrass Music Destroyed My Life by : John Fahey
Download or read book How Bluegrass Music Destroyed My Life written by John Fahey and published by Drag City. This book was released on 2000 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Fahey is feared and revered around the world as a guitar player and composer. His inventions for acoustic and electric strings are the stuff of legend. Known for his finger-picking finesse, Fahey's pen has the same world-gobbling ferocity as his guitar. Fahey's collection of short stories defy classification - part memoir, part personal essay, part fiction, part manifesto. It is a collection that makes an explosive selection of his work available for public consumption. What else is there to say, except 'Grab your ankles, dear readers. It's kingdom time!'
Book Synopsis Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying written by Lewis Grizzard and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous treatment of one of the country's most common neuroses will make the perfect gift for frequent flyers.
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Book Synopsis It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Macmillan Reference USA. This book was released on 1995-05 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book Grizzard was working on when he died, and contains what he thought represented the best of the last decade of his writing.
Book Synopsis Daughter of the White River by : Denise Parkinson
Download or read book Daughter of the White River written by Denise Parkinson and published by Arcadia Publishing. This book was released on 2009-04-30 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The tragic, true story of Helen Spence, the teenager who murdered her father’s killers in the insulated lower White River area of Arkansas in 1931. The once-thriving houseboat communities along Arkansas’s White River are long gone, and few remember the sensational murder story that set local darling Helen Spence on a tragic path. In 1931, Spence shocked Arkansas when she avenged her father’s murder in a DeWitt courtroom. The state soon discovered that no prison could hold her. For the first time, prison records are unveiled to provide an essential portrait. Join author Denise Parkinson for an intimate look at a Depression-era tragedy. The legend of Helen Spence refuses to be forgotten—despite her unmarked grave. “Most memorably, Parkinson evokes the natural beauty of the White River itself. But more importantly, she’s given Helen Spence, daughter of the river, a sympathetic hearing—something in its pulp version of events Daring Detective did not.”—Memphis Flyer “Denise details Helen’s life, from the murder of her father to the horrific treatment she received at the hands of the law, including how prison officials seemed to entice her to escape a final time, with the attempt culminating in her murder.”—Only in Arkansas
Book Synopsis I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' written by Lewis Grizzard and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The humorist discusses his near-death experience--his heart gave out while he was on the operating table undergoing his third triple bypass--and his miraculous recovery
Book Synopsis Fifty-Two Stories For Girls by : Alfred H. Miles
Download or read book Fifty-Two Stories For Girls written by Alfred H. Miles and published by Namaskar Books. This book was released on 2024-10-22 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Immerse yourself in a world of adventure and inspiration with Alfred H. Miles' delightful collection, "Fifty-Two Stories for Girls." This enchanting anthology features a year’s worth of captivating tales designed to inspire young readers and spark their imaginations. As Miles shares his stories, consider this: How can a single tale shape a girl’s perspective on courage, friendship, and resilience? Each story is crafted to empower and entertain, showcasing strong female characters who navigate challenges and discover their true selves. But here’s the twist that will captivate your heart: Could the lessons learned through these fictional journeys echo in real life? Miles’ engaging narratives encourage young readers to embrace their dreams and face obstacles with determination. Enjoy the diversity of stories, each offering unique insights and experiences that reflect the richness of girlhood. This collection serves not just as entertainment, but as a source of inspiration for girls everywhere, fostering a love for reading and storytelling. Are you ready to embark on a year-long journey filled with excitement and empowerment? Open the pages of "Fifty-Two Stories for Girls" and let the adventures unfold! Each story is crafted in short, engaging paragraphs that make for easy reading and lasting impressions. This is more than just a book; it’s an invitation to explore the strength and potential within every girl. Your adventure awaits! Don’t miss your chance to own this inspiring collection. Purchase "Fifty-Two Stories for Girls" today and ignite the imagination of the young readers in your life!
Author :Barbara Taylor Woodall Publisher :Catch the Spirit of Appalachia ISBN 13 :9780982761199 Total Pages :192 pages Book Rating :4.7/5 (611 download)
Book Synopsis It's Not My Mountain Anymore by : Barbara Taylor Woodall
Download or read book It's Not My Mountain Anymore written by Barbara Taylor Woodall and published by Catch the Spirit of Appalachia. This book was released on 2011-01-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author offers first hand accounts of profound experiences and mountain living from cherished memories of a passing era..
Download or read book Lewis Grizzard written by Peter Stoddard and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-30 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Collection of Grizzard Stories the World Has Never Heard, As Told by Many Who Knew Lewis Best.Lewis Grizzard was perhaps the greatest American humor columnist of all time. Sadly he died at age 47 in 1994. In November 2018 Peter Stoddard set out to learn why Lewis's legacy appeared to be fading. He visited the Lewis Grizzard Museum in Moreland and University of Georgia, Peter's own alma mater. He talked to people who knew Lewis casually and others who knew him well. No one Peter talked to knew of any work underway to revive the Grizzard legacy. Peter then launched an intense but most entertaining effort to learn new stories that only Lewis's closest friends could tell. Lewis was loved by so many it was not difficult to get folks to share their experiences once Peter reached them.The goal of this book is to bring a smile to the face of readers. If it is only marginally as successful as Lewis was at achieving that result, Peter will be thrilled. Lewis gave such pleasure to so many. We hope he is smiling down on all this.
Book Synopsis Negro Folk Rhymes by : Thomas W. Talley
Download or read book Negro Folk Rhymes written by Thomas W. Talley and published by New York Macmillan 1922.. This book was released on 1922 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of African American songs and rhymes, some of which in their original African language followed by translations, all of which concluded with an essay not only describing the content and the manner in which the songs and rhymes were told, sung and danced to, but also the effect they had on the minds of African Americans living through the days of slavery and following until 1922.
Book Synopsis If Love Were Oil, I'd be about a Quart Low by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book If Love Were Oil, I'd be about a Quart Low written by Lewis Grizzard and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Essays take a humorous look at love, marriage, the relationship between men and women, and growing up.
