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Book Synopsis Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Far enough in the future for anything to be conceivable, the ridiculously wealthy and dementia-ridden villain Abraham Goldstein, is defrauded by a shrewd scientist Jack Brown into funding an implausible "secret" project to travel to heaven and meet God! Against all logic the machine end up working and Abraham finds out that the god is dead, and that Yahweh in his suicide letter was kind enough to leave the schematics for the mind control chip he used to convince Bronze Age humans that he was a god. Having these schematics Abraham sets his mind for a new project To create an artificial Bronze Age world where he can be God over it's inhabitants. Along the way he faces many highly amusing scenarios such as problem with the henchmen union, unfortunate calendar mistakes, malfunctioning orbital super weapons etc. Abraham keeps fucking up thing due to his dementia, villainy, incompetent henchmen, and general stupidity until a mentally ill woman shows up out of nowhere and puts and end to Abraham's follies!
Book Synopsis Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. “Fortunately”, The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila’s ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila’s unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born. Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven’t won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda’s grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader. Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda’s ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals. Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn’t trained and doesn’t seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan. In the end, only a miracle can save us!
Book Synopsis Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! This book is the sequel to Divine Space Gods: Abraham’s Follies and is dark comedy parody on The Divine Sedition by the same author. It’s the year 2872 and the young, beautiful, and utterly insane Keila Eisenstein is on the run from her long-time stalker, Rear Admiral Bjorn Muller. Escaping him for the umpteenth time, Keila crashes down on the asteroid colony Eden, most famous for the long running reality show “The Bronze Age Fools” Convinced that Eden is her destiny, Keila kills “The Bronze Age Fools” unwitting main star Abraham Goldstein, which forces the show to cancel. Keila then fakes her own death by deleting her social media account and instructs her lover Metatron to release a press release blaming the cancellation of the show on Bjorn Muller. Bjorn, who is convinced that Keila is dead, as he can’t imaging her willingly deleting her SpaceBook account, goes back to Earth for a holiday. The holiday is ruined as Bjorn is blamed for causing the cancellation of everyone’s favourite show! Being “dead”, Keila builds up a revolutionary movement against the ruling Terran Council. Despite her lack of intelligence or common sense, her plot armour is leading her on the way, and with the help from the evil space demon Rangda, she is poised to free humanity from the oppression of the incompetent array of villains that make up the Terran Council. But, is relying on an evil space demon to free humanity from a group of plutocratic oppressors really a good idea?
Book Synopsis The Divine Space Gods Trilogy by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of dark comedy sci-fi novellas put together into one novel. The Divine Space Gods trilogy is parodying The Divine Zetan Trilogy by the same author. The whole Divine Space Gods trilogy containing Abraham's Follies, Revolution for Dummies, and Rangda's Shenanigans Divine Space Gods 1: Abraham's Follies When God dies, an idiot takes his place! Divine Space Gods 2: Revolution for Dummies Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! Divine Space Gods 3: Rangda's Shenanigans When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at risk.
Book Synopsis The Divine Finalisation by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Divine Finalisation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2019-03-29 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The release of Rangda threatens the future of humanity. But, what if, we could turn back time? The Divine Finalisation is the final book in The Divine Zetan Trilogy. It takes place straight after the events of The Divine Sedition. Hilda Muller witnesses Keila massacring the Terran Council leaders, when the Xeno horde attacks. Hilda Muller fights the Xenos and becomes one of few survivors from the attack on Rashidium City. Sensing the opportunity to seize power, Hilda leads the human army against the Xenos. The Terran troops force the alien invaders to retreat to the Divine Dimension. Meanwhile, Rangda influences Melchior Dorevitch to commit unspeakable atrocities against the Martian population. Inspired by Rangda, Melchior raises an army of human/Xeno mutants to help Rangda defeat her eternal enemies: the Zetans. On Eden, Metatron is grieving Keila and uses a surrogate mother to give birth to his and Keila’s daughter Sabina. Sabina turns out to be the messiah of the 29th century, as she has a special connection to the supreme deity, The True Maker. But is Sabina strong enough to face the monstrosity Rangda, whose powers are increasing every day?
Book Synopsis The Divine Dissimulation by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Divine Dissimulation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the distant future, the wealthy villain Abraham Goldstein funds a top-secret project to travel to the divine dimension and meet the god of his people. Upon reaching the divine dimension he finds out that God is dead. He also finds the technology necessary to take gods place and become a god in the eyes of men. Many years later Abraham and his group of angels, a group of genetically engineered super soldiers, rule Eden; a world terraformed to simulate the holy land during the Bronze Age. They rule with terror and fear following the ancient laws, until one day when an accident turns Abraham’s closest angel Lucifer against him, an event that plants the seed of Abraham’s destruction. Meanwhile an ancient force is conspiring in the background to make its return to our world.
Book Synopsis Five Random and Very Short Stories by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Five Random and Very Short Stories written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology contains five random short stories. Some are funny, some are chilling and most of them are plain weird: Contains the Following stories. Christmas Mayhem Eternity Can Wait Martin Puther's mission in China. Serendipity Saved the Arsonist. The Masked Menace
Book Synopsis Ten Random and Very Short Stories by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Ten Random and Very Short Stories written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology contains ten random short stories. Some are funny, some are chilling and most of them are plain weird: Contains the Following stories. 100 Tinder Dates. A Fairy-Tale Wedding. A High-Level Tennis Match! Curiosity Saved the Cat. Mayor of Mayonnaise Manor Money Laundering in the Laundromat. Murder on the Ghan. The First Human Clone. The Mayor of Mayonnaise Manor. The Quest to Find Pachamama's Veil.
Book Synopsis The Marvollous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Marvollous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Possessing a portable wormhole generator, Diah Lubis travels through time and space to make the most delicious dishes ever created. Will Diah achieve her ultimate dreams? It is the year 2192, and Diah Lubis is the personal chef of Princess Irulan Ramahandran of the Malaysian Space Empire. Equipped with a portable wormhole generator, Diah travels through time and space to learn how to make the universe's best and most exotic dishes. During her quest, Diah encounters dragons, trolls, and changing timelines. Will Diah and her loyal friend, Finkerbelle the Mother Fairy, succeed with their quests?
Book Synopsis The Coldvir-20 Killer by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Coldvir-20 Killer written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the estranged 95-year-old grandmother of the radical loser Nathan Mortimer dies from the hyped Cold Virus 20, Nathan snaps. Filled with misguided anger, he decides to become a serial killer and murder young people infected with the virus in his home suburb of Brunswick, to make sure that everyone takes the virus seriously. Meanwhile, the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of Melbourne, State Premier Danielle Anders is facing problems with her plan to convert the state into a CCP inspired police state. The press is questioning the mortality figures released by her discredited Chief Medical Officer "Professor" Button. To achieve her goals, Danielle needs young people to die from the virus. When Nathan begins his killing spree, things are looking bright for Danielle's ambitions. Will anything save the Melbournians from this double threat?
Book Synopsis Sabina's Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Sabina's Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After many ordeals, Sabina faces her nemesis, Rangda. But will Sabina overcome the evil that she tries to stop? Having stopped Pierre Beaumont's evil scheme, Sabina and Alex are recuperating in Hawaii. Peace doesn't last for long though, as the mysterious Martin Al-Sham re-emerges. Martin's associates kidnap Alex, to force Sabina to help him with a dangerous expedition. Martin reveals that he has found a way to re-energise the Zeto Crystal and that he needs Sabina to fulfil her destiny. Together they travel to Kiribati. First, they must scale an active volcano to re-energise the crystal. Then Sabina must swim down to the Sunken Pyramid of Kiribati, to enter the portal to the Divine Dimension. Eventually, Sabina reaches Rangda. But will she be able to carry out her mission, or will she become the very evil that she tried to stop?
Book Synopsis Sabina's Quest to Open the Portal in the Sun Pyramid by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Sabina's Quest to Open the Portal in the Sun Pyramid written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having secured the Zeto Crystal, Sabina must choose between love and duty. Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal takes place straight after the ending of Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail. Mentally and physically scarred from her ordeal in Israel, Sabina finds solace in the handsome and empathetic Alexander O’Neill, and she experiences romantic love for the first time. With the Zeto Crystal de-energised Sabina focuses on her relationship with Alex and raising funds for charity. Life is good for Sabina until one day when a new enemy emerges, which forces her to go to Mexico on the brink of civil war and face the difficult choice between love and duty.
Book Synopsis Sabina Saves The Future: Complete Trilogy by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book Sabina Saves The Future: Complete Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being reborn in the 21st century, Sabina must stop the apocalypse from happening in the 29th century. Sabina Saves the Future is a trilogy of novellas, following the adventurous and supernaturally gifted Sabina Hines, as she travels the world and uncovers various nefarious conspiracies. Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail Sabina is a gifted 18-year-old girl living in Sydney, in the year 2037. She carries a unique secret. Sabina used to be the Chosen One, but she failed to stop the apocalypse from occurring in the year 2887. As she died, she asked The True Maker to let her be reborn in 2019 and to keep her powers. After narrowly escaping being raped by the spoiled brat Joshua Harkins, Sabina has an epiphany: That it is time for her to set out on her mission to find the Primordial Zeto Crystal, also known as the Holy Grail. Sabina's quest takes her to Jerusalem where evil men are after the Holy Grail for their own nefarious purposes. Facing the conspirators, Sabina sets out on a dangerous quest to find and purify the magical artefact, and to stop it from falling into the wrong hands. But stopping evil is not an easy task, and what sacrifices must Sabina make to reach her goal. Will Sabina be able to retain her innocence throughout the ordeal? Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal Having secured the Zeto Crystal, Sabina must choose between love and duty. Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal takes place straight after the ending of Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail. Mentally and physically scarred from her ordeal in Israel, Sabina finds solace in the handsome and empathetic Alexander O’Neill, and she experiences romantic love for the first time. With the Zeto Crystal de-energised Sabina focuses on her relationship with Alex and raising funds for charity. Life is good for Sabina until one day when a new enemy emerges, which forces her to go to Mexico on the brink of civil war and face the difficult choice between love and duty. Sabina’s Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse After many ordeals, Sabina faces her nemesis, Rangda. But will Sabina overcome the evil that she tries to stop? Having survived the civil war in Mexico, and having stopped Pierre Beaumont’s evil scheme, Sabina and Alex are recuperating in Hawaii. Peace doesn’t last for long though, as the mysterious Martin Al-Sham re-emerges. His associates kidnap Alex, to force Sabina to help Martin with a dangerous expedition. Martin reveals that he has found a way to re-energise the Zeto Crystal, and that he needs Sabina to fulfil her destiny. Together they travel to Kiribati. First, they must scale an active volcano, before Sabina can swim down to the Sunken Pyramid of Kiribati, where the portal to the Divine Dimension is located. Eventually, Sabina reaches Rangda, but will she be able to carry out her mission, or will she become the very evil that she tried to stop?
Book Synopsis 10 Short Stories Volume 1 by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book 10 Short Stories Volume 1 written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Anthology contains the following short stories: The Dinner at Darkwood Mansion Keila halts the Terran drug smugglers in the year 2869. Daydreaming in the shoe shop. The Escargot Conspiracy. How I met your mother (and almost got arrested for murder). The Snailkeeper at Lupusserra. The Cathedral Date. The Clinic Murders. The Golden Duck Dinner. The Escape from the Tang Emperor.
Book Synopsis The Revenge of Blood-Red Rivers by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Revenge of Blood-Red Rivers written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After surviving the Rwandan genocide, Samantha sets out to avenge her family. This book follows the adolescent Samantha Nyamwasa as she travels through a war-torn Rwanda during the genocide of Tutsis in 1994. Samantha survives rape, genital mutilation, and the murder of her family. Despite all her ordeals, she stays strong and is determined to reach her goal, to murder Colonel Patrick Bagosora and avenge her family.
Book Synopsis The Fall of Martin Orchard by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book The Fall of Martin Orchard written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The apocalypse was coming. The Gamma-Ray Blast would hit Earth on the 20th of October, 2131, and I needed to ensure humanity’s survival. While holidaying in Egypt, Martin stumbled across a beautiful gemstone. The gemstone opened a portal inside the Cheops Pyramid to the extra-terrestrial realm, where Martin met Zetan aliens, who gave him a mission: "Find Keila Eisenstein, and warn her of Rangda the Deceiver." A few years later, Martin encountered the extra-terrestrial Rangda Kaliankan, Queen of the Xenos. Martin and eight others decided to follow her path and received futuristic monocles that granted them a higher consciousness. The group used this technology to save the world from a future Gamma-Ray blast. But who controls the futuristic technology, and what impact will the group's actions have on humanity’s future? But who controls the futuristic technology, and what impact will the group's actions have on the fate of humanity?
Book Synopsis 10 Short Stories Volume 4 by : Martin Lundqvist
Download or read book 10 Short Stories Volume 4 written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology contains the following 10 short stories: The Dungeon Date: Geoffrey is seduced by a crazy beautiful woman who plans to kill him for his dodgy calls on the field. Fiona and the Red Dragon: A young girl dreams about dragons and how to make the different dragon races stop fighting each other, which has unintended consequences. The Robot Date: The clueless Geoffrey goes on a date with a robot, just to find out the truth when his robot date is hit by lightning. The Ladyboy Date.Geoffrey's ex-girlfriend set him up on a date, with ladyboy! The Matrix Date: Jasmine Xi convinces Geoffrey that the only to stop his cycle of terrible dates is to confront the author who runs the Martrix. Jared Pond and the Tajikistani Ram: Jared Pond is sent to Tajikistan to collect a ram for Scurry Morrissette. Unfortunately, the local dictator uses Jared as a pawn to infiltrate the opposition, and in the end, Jared is deported for refusing to have sex with the dictator's daughter. The Coming out of Dwayne Beesly: A flash fiction story about a man who is disowned by his Hollywood mother for coming out as straight. The Father Resurrection: After seeing her mother crying, Diah decides to travel back in time to stop her father from dying. However, changing timelines come with unforeseen consequences. The Champagne Incident. A cowardly fireman fails to save a burn victim due to his phobia of popping champagne cork. Or is there another dark secret behind his actions? Fiona and Ptolemaeus: Fiona uses her imagination to dream of ancient Egypt where she meets Ptolemaeus, the founder of the geocentric model for the universe.
