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Author : Outlet
Publisher : Random House Value Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780517320983
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (29 download)
Download or read book Dirty Little Limericks written by Outlet and published by Random House Value Publishing. This book was released on 1980 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Albin Chaplin
Publisher : Random House Value Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780517413173
Total Pages : 501 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (131 download)
Download or read book 3024 Dirty Limericks written by Albin Chaplin and published by Random House Value Pub. This book was released on 1983 with total page 501 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Ronald Stanza
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620873419
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)
Download or read book There Was a Young Man from Nantucket written by Ronald Stanza and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here now is a steamy collection Of limericks rare. Each selection Will run for five lines, Contain marvelous rhymes— Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion. Some readers may think that it’s crude To offer for sale what is lewd But if you’re offended By what is appended, We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!
Author : Glyn Rees
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762433957
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (339 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Limericks written by Glyn Rees and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-10-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511524124
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (241 download)
Download or read book A Little Book of Limericks written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.
Author : M.K. Danaher
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762432189
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (321 download)
Download or read book dirty little limericks written by M.K. Danaher and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-01-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get down and dirty with limericks that hold nothing back. After all, clean-cut fun just can't compare to a good roll in the mud (or the hay, in the case of these poems). This presents all the classic dirty ditties-including the man from Nantucket and the lady from Crewe (if you're new to limericks, just imagine what sort of words you can rhyme with these two Irish cities and you'll have a feel for where these lewd lines are heading)-along with some hilarious new friends from around the world. The rhyming fun includes a spectrum of clever obscenities, tawdry topics, and crazy collusions; it's poetry adults can finally enjoy. Since this wild form of verse began in Limerick, Ireland, there's enough Irish flair thrown in to make this edition a great read for St. Patrick's Day or any day, especially over a pint. “The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.” -Anonymous
Author : Gershon Legman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Limerick written by Gershon Legman and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Publisher : Grand Central Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780446320481
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Dirty Little Limericks written by and published by Grand Central Pub. This book was released on 1984-02-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers ribald limericks which take a frank look at human sexuality, motherhood, prostitution, and social diseases
Author : Brian W. Aldiss
Publisher : Alma Classics
ISBN 13 : 9781847490384
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)
Download or read book Dirty Limericks written by Brian W. Aldiss and published by Alma Classics. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Marketing Blurb
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758816
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Anita F. Hart
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762432554
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (325 download)
Download or read book Pottymouth written by Anita F. Hart and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-11-25 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Miss Lucy had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven, The steamboat went to— Hello, Operator, please give me number 9!” “Smelt it, dealt it; denied it, supplied it.” “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.” Who doesn't know “Milk, milk, lemonade...”? Every adult who ever rode a school bus, or sat on a jungle gym, has heard at least a few of these “classic” gems. The collection of verse in Pottymouth rides the nostalgic wave, covering everything from underwear poems to the ultimate taunts, silly songs to the basest bathroom humor. Readers from any part of the country will recognize at least a few of these dirty little rhymes. But with the variety of material here, the reader is bound to learn a new one! (Resist the urge to skip rope!) Broken into categories from the classics (“Miss Lucy”) to Anatomy, The Joy of Swearing, Toilet Talk, Underwear, Limericks, and Taunts, this volume is the perfect gift to remind someone of just how old they are! The author confesses “I grew up on Nantucket with four older sisters and two foul-mouthed neighbors who showed me the ropes of swearing and mockery at an early age. My father, a head chef, would recite bawdy navy poems during slow periods and could string together expletives that might have shocked Gordon Ramsey when things went awry. A few years ago, my younger brother and I took our nephew out for his 13th birthday and were shocked to learn that he couldn't swear or recite any dirty poems. We taught him a few choice poems and how to play liar's poker. He's now a lawyer and sport fishing captain and thanks us for his good start.”
Author : Michael Palin
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473538432
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)
Download or read book A Sackful of Limericks written by Michael Palin and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wondered what happened to the young fellow from Malta who bought his grandfather an altar... If you're concerned about the camper called Jack who found a huge snake in his pack... And if you suspect that an eccentric landowner called Grey spent Christmas a very strange way but aren't sure precisely what that entailed... Then a dip into Michael Palin's Sackful of Limericks will provide all the answers – and a lot of fun besides.
Author : Bo Burnham
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 145551912X
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)
Download or read book Egghead written by Bo Burnham and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"
Author : Glyn Rees
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762437306
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (373 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Filthy Limericks written by Glyn Rees and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2009-12-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilariously inappropriate collection of rhymes is sure to provide ammunition to use at the office or even at a party among friends. You'll never have to repeat a line from this collection of more than 2,000 dirty verses. Perfect for St. Patty's Day or any time year-round!
Author : Edward Lear
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)
Download or read book A Book of Nonsense written by Edward Lear and published by . This book was released on 1862 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of over 100 limericks with the author's original illustrations.
Author : Poxy Brothers
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781675512944
Total Pages : 374 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (129 download)
Download or read book The Limerick, Restored written by Poxy Brothers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-14 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By purchasing this volume, you are participating in the restoration of a culture from the brink of total collapse. Please, allow me to explain. The limerick is a type of folk poem with its origins in the early 18th-century Anglo world. Often hilariously erotic, limericks constitute an essential literary category in the canon of English poetry. But with the 21st-century rise of political correctness, this great tradition has been reduced to a pathetic, shriveled version of its former self. No truly brilliant collection of originals has been seen in decades, and the anthologies are gathering dust. With nowhere else to turn, the literati of today are relegated to digging up old copies of out-of-print classics to satisfy their lust for the vile hilarity, delightful vocabulary, and singsong rhythm of this vital poetic form. This decline is a great loss for the art and literature world, and a tragedy for our language at large. Once a pillar of literary humor, the decline of the X-rated limerick represents the decline of civilization itself; a symbol of our cultural descent into a world of bland, dystopic sterility and aimless outrage. It's time that this wrong was righted. To that end, please enjoy this book of over 1,000 original limericks for a fresh generation; a collection of delightfully disgusting poems replete with modern references for the new century's readers. Old students of the limerick desperate for new material will be delighted to find it here, and those still uninitiated into this important English tradition can now discover it in earnest. Your participation in this cultural revitalization is nothing short of historic. Onward! Yours Truly, Gulliver Einhorn, Esq., Personal Representative of the Poxy Brothers
Author : Theodore Roethke
Publisher : Doubleday Books
ISBN 13 : 9780385084352
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (843 download)
Download or read book Dirty Dinky and Other Creatures written by Theodore Roethke and published by Doubleday Books. This book was released on 1973-01-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems about a world of mingled reality and fantasy, especially a variety of crazy creatures.
