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Author : Gershon Legman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Limerick written by Gershon Legman and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Ronald Stanza
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620873419
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)
Download or read book There Was a Young Man from Nantucket written by Ronald Stanza and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here now is a steamy collection Of limericks rare. Each selection Will run for five lines, Contain marvelous rhymes— Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion. Some readers may think that it’s crude To offer for sale what is lewd But if you’re offended By what is appended, We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!
Author : Albin Chaplin
Publisher : Random House Value Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780517413173
Total Pages : 501 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (131 download)
Download or read book 3024 Dirty Limericks written by Albin Chaplin and published by Random House Value Pub. This book was released on 1983 with total page 501 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Glyn Rees
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762437306
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (373 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Filthy Limericks written by Glyn Rees and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2009-12-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilariously inappropriate collection of rhymes is sure to provide ammunition to use at the office or even at a party among friends. You'll never have to repeat a line from this collection of more than 2,000 dirty verses. Perfect for St. Patty's Day or any time year-round!
Author : David Miller M.
Publisher : Lyle Stuart
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book The World's Best Dirty Limericks written by David Miller M. and published by Lyle Stuart. This book was released on 1982 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Glyn Rees
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762433957
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (339 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Limericks written by Glyn Rees and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-10-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758816
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : John Lithgow
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797209515
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)
Download or read book A Confederacy of Dumptys written by John Lithgow and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next book in John Lithgow's New York Times bestselling series Following the success of New York Times bestsellers Dumpty and Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents the third book in his runaway hit series. A Confederacy of Dumptys takes us through a history of twenty-five "American Scoundrels" in this all-new collection of Lithgow's satirical poems and illustrations. While the Trump Era was rife with corruption and abuse of power, it was nothing new. Through Lithgow's cutting humor, you will read about a rogues' gallery of villains that came before Donald J. Trump, powerful men and women who were corrupt, venal, criminal, adulterous, racist, or just plain disgusting. With dark and lyrical stories from across American history, you will learn about long-forgotten figures and bad actors of today, including the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, the perpetrator of 19th century women's pyramid schemes, and participants in both the Watergate scandal and the Capitol insurrection. Trump and Nixon show up, of course, but also Leona Helmsley, Boss Tweed, Typhoid Mary, Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz, and many more. Skipping through time, and delivered with classic Lithgow wit and style, A Confederacy of Dumptys is an exuberant reminder of how not to repeat history. Digital audio edition read by the author. The perfect book for: • Political satire fans—viewers of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. • American history buffs and trivia enthusiasts—readers of Jon's Stewart's America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction and Josh Clark's Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things. • Poetry, art, and illustration aficionados.
Author : Outlet
Publisher : Random House Value Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780517320983
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (29 download)
Download or read book Dirty Little Limericks written by Outlet and published by Random House Value Publishing. This book was released on 1980 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : John Patrick
Publisher : Audio Literature
ISBN 13 : 9780787107338
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Dirty Ditties written by John Patrick and published by Audio Literature. This book was released on 1996 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer John Patrick has assembled a delightful collection of lyrical poetry & verse to thoroughly stretch even the most active imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, "Dirty Ditties" is also a hilarious commentary on contemporary issues, sins, & virtues such as greed, divorce, hope, love, food, weight & royalty. No stone is left unturned as Patrick's nearly sixty ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms & bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists & curls
Author : Anonymous
Publisher : Alma Books
ISBN 13 : 0714546410
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (145 download)
Download or read book Dirty Limericks written by Anonymous and published by Alma Books. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside these covers you will find a collection of licentious limericks which have been handed down from generation to generation by word of mouth, some of them for over a hundred years. Until quite recently, few of these verses had ever appeared in print for public consumption, although many had been privately printed and circulated from time to time. This definitive collection of the world's rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. Most of them are bawdy, some are wickedly clever - all are guaranteed to raise a laugh. There was a young man from Kildare, Who was having his girl on the stair; On the forty-fourth stroke, The banister broke And he finished her off in mid-air.
Author : Isaac Asimov
Publisher : Gramercy
ISBN 13 : 9780517208823
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Limericks written by Isaac Asimov and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2000 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A witty collection of more than 550 limericks from two world-famous writers, and all of them just 'naughty' enough to make this 'literary form' hilarious fun!
Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429906421
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book The Cunning Linguist written by Richard Lederer and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have some fun with your native tongue! In The Cunning Linguist, renowned language expert Richard Lederer shows us the naughtier side of wordplay, revealing hundreds of hilarious, ingenious, unabashed, and adults-only puns, jokes, limericks, one-liners, and other adventures in sexual humor. This book of "good, clean dirty fun" will delight word hounds, punsters, bachelor-party goers, and anyone who likes a clever grown-up joke. Here's a taste of The Cunning Linguist: Q: What does a man have in his pants that you can also find on a pool table? A: Pockets. Have you heard about the incompatible couple? He had no income, and she wasn't pattable. The four stages of a couple's sex life: Under 35: Tri-weekly 35-45: Try weekly 45-55: Try weakly 55 and over: Try, try, try. For much more, sneak between the covers of this unique and laugh-out-loud book.
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511524124
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (241 download)
Download or read book A Little Book of Limericks written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.
Author : Poxy Brothers
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781675512944
Total Pages : 374 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (129 download)
Download or read book The Limerick, Restored written by Poxy Brothers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-14 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By purchasing this volume, you are participating in the restoration of a culture from the brink of total collapse. Please, allow me to explain. The limerick is a type of folk poem with its origins in the early 18th-century Anglo world. Often hilariously erotic, limericks constitute an essential literary category in the canon of English poetry. But with the 21st-century rise of political correctness, this great tradition has been reduced to a pathetic, shriveled version of its former self. No truly brilliant collection of originals has been seen in decades, and the anthologies are gathering dust. With nowhere else to turn, the literati of today are relegated to digging up old copies of out-of-print classics to satisfy their lust for the vile hilarity, delightful vocabulary, and singsong rhythm of this vital poetic form. This decline is a great loss for the art and literature world, and a tragedy for our language at large. Once a pillar of literary humor, the decline of the X-rated limerick represents the decline of civilization itself; a symbol of our cultural descent into a world of bland, dystopic sterility and aimless outrage. It's time that this wrong was righted. To that end, please enjoy this book of over 1,000 original limericks for a fresh generation; a collection of delightfully disgusting poems replete with modern references for the new century's readers. Old students of the limerick desperate for new material will be delighted to find it here, and those still uninitiated into this important English tradition can now discover it in earnest. Your participation in this cultural revitalization is nothing short of historic. Onward! Yours Truly, Gulliver Einhorn, Esq., Personal Representative of the Poxy Brothers
Author : M.K. Danaher
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762432189
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (321 download)
Download or read book dirty little limericks written by M.K. Danaher and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-01-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get down and dirty with limericks that hold nothing back. After all, clean-cut fun just can't compare to a good roll in the mud (or the hay, in the case of these poems). This presents all the classic dirty ditties-including the man from Nantucket and the lady from Crewe (if you're new to limericks, just imagine what sort of words you can rhyme with these two Irish cities and you'll have a feel for where these lewd lines are heading)-along with some hilarious new friends from around the world. The rhyming fun includes a spectrum of clever obscenities, tawdry topics, and crazy collusions; it's poetry adults can finally enjoy. Since this wild form of verse began in Limerick, Ireland, there's enough Irish flair thrown in to make this edition a great read for St. Patrick's Day or any day, especially over a pint. “The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.” -Anonymous
Author : Lewis Williams, Ass
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780993247200
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (472 download)
Download or read book The Great British Limerick Book written by Lewis Williams, Ass and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-16 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. Guildford, Surrey. At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey, I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry, I had to act quick, To cool down my dick, So I stuck it into my McFlurry. Nuneaton, Warwickshire. There was a young man from Nuneaton, Who really enjoyed being beaten, And squeezing his knackers, With a pair of nut crackers, And riding a bike with no seat on. Bath, Somerset. There was a professor from Bath, Who employed twenty-five research staff, To measure size and direction, Of his every erection, And to plot the results on a graph. The Isle of Skye, Scotland. When I was on the Isle of Skye, I overdid the old Spanish fly, I had a stiff member, From the fourth of December, Till Friday the tenth of July. Ashington, Northumberland. In Ashington there was a miner, Whose wife was a fashion designer, One night to his shock, She dressed him up as a cock, And herself as a six foot vagina. Hackney, Greater London. As a chemist I worked once in Hackney, And invented a treatment for acne, But one ingredi-ent, Was semen I'd spent, And they thought that good reason to sack me.
