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Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Ned Sherrin
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 0199237166
Total Pages : 574 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (992 download)

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Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Ned Sherrin and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2008-09-25 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview

The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations

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Publisher : Penguin Global
ISBN 13 : 9780141032283
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (322 download)

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Download or read book The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations written by and published by Penguin Global. This book was released on 2010-03-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Marketing Blurb

The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations

Author : Fred Metcalf
Publisher : Biteback Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1849544840
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (495 download)

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Download or read book The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations written by Fred Metcalf and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-15 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Politics is no laughing matter - unless you've got Fred Metcalf's Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations. From the wit that made Boris a contender to the best of George W. Bush, this book will have you in stitches. Bankers to bin Laden, bumper stickers to Biden, and even a few topics that don't begin with B, Metcalf has them all covered. Churchill's gravitas meets Jon Stewart's modern parody - if you have a political (or a funny) bone in your body, you need this book. I loved it!" Louise Mensch. With this brilliant anthology of mieux mots used in the theatre of politics over the centuries, Fred Metcalf has conjured an indispensable tool for both the seasoned public speaker and the armchair quotation-collector alike. Combining politics with a liberal dose of sex, drugs and Frank Zappa, Metcalf has produced a hearty panoply of memorable political rhetoric to cover any occasion - a remedy for those improvising amid impassioned response as well as those polishing their argument with the choicest of truisms.

Messing about in Quotes

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 9780198813187
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Messing about in Quotes written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Become a dazzling wit or enjoy a good laugh with this entertaining collection of humorous quotations, carefully handpicked and edited by writer and broadcaster Gyles Brandreth. From Art to Bores, Tennis to Wine, this little dictionary contains over 2,700 of the best quotations, from witty one-liners and funny phrases to pithy comments and unintended humour. "If you live to be one hundred you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." --George Burns "I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry." --Victoria Wood "Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie-detector." --Graham Greene "The trouble with a book is that you never know what's in it until it's too late." --Jeanette Winterson

Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Connie Robertson
Publisher : Wordsworth Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781853267598
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (675 download)

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Download or read book Book of Humorous Quotations written by Connie Robertson and published by Wordsworth Editions. This book was released on 1998 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Oscar Wilde's witty observation in Lady Windermere's Fan that 'I can resist everything except temptation', to Zsa Zsa Gabor's admission that 'I know nothing about sex, because I was always married', and by way of Woody Allen's numerous bon mots to the anonymous definition of psychiatry as being 'the care of the id by the odd', Connie Robertson has woven together a hilarious, stimulating and thought-provoking collection of the best humorous quotations which will provide the reader with much to ponder over long after the book has been put aside.The Wordsworth Book of Humorous Quotations will delight the browser and the simply curious while also providing the student, journalist and after-dinner speaker with a wealth of valuable material.

Better Than it Sounds

Author : David William Barber
Publisher : Sound & Vision Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780920151228
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (512 download)

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Download or read book Better Than it Sounds written by David William Barber and published by Sound & Vision Publishing. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Better Than It Sounds is sometimes pithy, sometimes provacative, sometimes profound and always amusing, these quotes by famous (and not so famous) musicians will brighten your day.

Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Ned Sherrin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 525 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (119 download)

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Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Ned Sherrin and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 525 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Dictionary of Thoughts

Author : Tryon Edwards
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 788 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book A Dictionary of Thoughts written by Tryon Edwards and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 788 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (115 download)

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Download or read book The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Medically Speaking

Author : C.C. Gaither
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 0429525648
Total Pages : 597 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (295 download)

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Download or read book Medically Speaking written by C.C. Gaither and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 597 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Medically Speaking: A Dictionary of Quotations on Dentistry, Medicine, and Nursing contains over 1,500 quotes pertinent and especially illuminating to these disciplines. Here you will find quotations from the most famous to the unknown. Some are profound, some are witty, some are wise but none are frivolous. The extensive author and subject indexes

The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations written by Howard J. Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

Chemically Speaking

Author : C.C. Gaither
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 1420034634
Total Pages : 604 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Chemically Speaking written by C.C. Gaither and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 604 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these days of ever-increasing specialization, it is important to gain a broad appreciation of scientific disciplines such as chemistry. With this in mind, Chemically Speaking: A Dictionary of Quotations contains the words and wisdom of several hundred scientists, writers, philosophers, poets, and academics. Some quotations are illustrated by amu

The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Nes Sherrin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Nes Sherrin and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451648901
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A latest collection of quotes features entries that are thematically arranged to provide narrative readings, in a volume that celebrates the lighter side of such topics as courtship, lawyers, and aging.

Music

Author : Herb Galewitz
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 0486110761
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (861 download)

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Download or read book Music written by Herb Galewitz and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2012-03-09 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 400 memorable quotes about the world of music, from Fred Allen to Oscar Wilde, from Friedrich Nietzsche to Florian Zabach. Wonderful for public speakers or just browsing.

The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Evan Esar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Evan Esar and published by . This book was released on 1953 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dictionary of Humourous Quotations

Author : Harmik Vaishnav
Publisher : Prabhat Prakashan
ISBN 13 : 9351868184
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (518 download)

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Download or read book Dictionary of Humourous Quotations written by Harmik Vaishnav and published by Prabhat Prakashan. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour is the most loved, tingling and fun filled feature of human emotion. There is hardly any living person who does not like humour or has not felt for this sensation. Great thinkers, comedians, actors etc. try their best to generate humour through their wit, actions and words. Quotations are great source of amusement, food for thought, essays and debates etc. There are numerous humourous quotes, dialogues, remarks etc. of renowned thinkers and writers. This book has undergone careful selection and scrutiny of topics to be compiled. The quotes have come from various sources to entertain the reader and provoke his/her thought. Reading humour and wit also hones one’s sense of humour and wit. Some quotations are confusing and paradoxical. These are brain teasers and instruments of thoughts which when quoted on occasion earn a favourable impression instantly.