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Diary of a Crap Housewife

Author : Jessica Rowe
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1760870951
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Crap Housewife written by Jessica Rowe and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2019-04-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels of the household do fall off? 'Warning: this ain't no recipe book! But Jess's real, raw and often roaringly funny tales will nourish your soul. You'll devour it! And ask for seconds!' - Sarah Harris 'J-Ro's exuberance for this wonderful, sometimes messy and at times chaotic journey through life jumps joyfully out of each page. She's honest. She's disorganised. And she's got a heart of gold. Viva la Crap Housewife!' - Samantha Armytage Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off, and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels fall off? In this fabulously funny, down-to-earth book, Diary of a Crap Housewife, Jessica Rowe writes honestly about her talent (or lack thereof) for cooking, about what's really important when it comes to mothering and family, and about her many and varied views, musings and commonsense advice on other crap housewife matters. As an added bonus, there are thirteen crap housewife recipes included, from Jessica's old favourite, spag bol, to a fresh and tasty Waldorf salad, and all so simple you can't go wrong. Being a crap housewife is a badge Jessica wears with pride, and it's a title she invites other women to embrace. The idea of crap lies in the real-life messes, hiccups, disasters and bad meals that many of us dish up and deal with every day. This mum is tired of the photos of perfectly packed school lunches, posts about gourmet family dinners eaten together at the table, and tales of neat, tidy and obedient children with smoothly brushed hair. It's time to reset the bar. Make expectations realistic. Strive to be kind, loving, smart and funny. Perfection is not required. 'Jess Rowe may be a crap housewife but she is a great writer and an even better friend. And she's right: I can be a bit of a smart arse.' - Joe Hildebrand 'This woman has enriched my life. And if you read this book your life will be enriched with honesty and love too!' - Denise Drysdale

Diary of a Bad Housewife

Author : Emma Beasley
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781517368418
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (684 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Bad Housewife written by Emma Beasley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-09 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have three kids, four cats, two dogs, one husband, and a migraine. My oldest son is an MD: Manic Depressive. My middle child won't be happy until she has lost enough weight to buy her clothes in the Barbie aisle. My youngest son sleeps all day and prowls around all night. I don't have his test results back yet, but I'm pretty sure he's a vampire. Life is like a box of chocolates for some. For me, it's more like the popular board game by Parker Bros: Monotony. No matter how meticulously I sweep, mop, and vacuum, I turn around and have to do it all again in six months. There was a time when an unfulfilled housewife could stick her head inside a gas oven and end it all while still retaining a modicum of dignity. If my husband comes home from work to find my head in the microwave, I'm just going to look silly. The afterlife is likely overrated anyway. Take the silk gowns for example. Ironically, most women wouldn't be caught dead wearing white after labor day. Besides, neatness has never been my strong suit. I will spill coffee or grape juice on it the first day. In other words, I'll be doing laundry again. And if that silk doesn't need to be dry cleaned, those wings surely will. I'm a realist. My husband imagines spending eternity lounging around on a fluffy cloud and doing absolutely nothing - a role for which he is supremely qualified. I, on the other hand, anticipate that the cloud's moisture will make my hair go limp. Heaven might not be an option because my husband is an atheist and I'm exhausted. People sometimes ask if that concerns me. What they don't realize is that when you're married, as long as you and your spouse are together for the rest of eternity, you're going to be in hell either way.

Diary of a Mad Housewife

Author : Sue Kaufman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Mad Housewife written by Sue Kaufman and published by . This book was released on 1975 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Diary of a mad housewife

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a mad housewife written by and published by . This book was released on 1970 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Diary of an Alcoholic Housewife

Author : Brenda Wilhelmson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1616490004
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Diary of an Alcoholic Housewife written by Brenda Wilhelmson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gripping first-hand story of personal triumph and recovery by a wealthy American housewife who appeared to have it all but who was, in reality, losing life's most important moments in an alcohol-induced haze. Brenda Wilhelmson was like a lot of women in her neighborhood. She had a husband and two children. She was educated and made a good living as a writer. She had a vibrant social life with a tight circle of friends. She could party until dawn and take her children to school the next day. From the outside, she appeared to have it all together. But, in truth, alcohol was slowly taking over, turning her world on its side. Waking up to another hangover, growing tired of embarrassing herself in front of friends and family, and feeling important moments slip away, Brenda made the most critical decision of her life: to get sober. She kept a diary of her first year (and beyond) in recovery, chronicling the struggles of finding a meeting she could look forward to, relating to her fellow alcoholics, and finding a sponsor with whom she connected. Along the way, she discovered the challenges and pleasures of living each day without alcohol, navigating a social circle where booze is a centerpiece, and dealing with her alcoholic father's terminal illness and denial. Brenda Wilhelmson's Diary of an Alcoholic Housewife offers insight, wisdom, and relevance for readers in recovery, as well as their loved ones, no matter how long they've been sober.

Distracted Housewife in Dubai ... Diary

Author : Marianne Makdisi
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9948807812
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (488 download)

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Download or read book Distracted Housewife in Dubai ... Diary written by Marianne Makdisi and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-11-30 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Brittany Blum, a mother of three living far from home who is certain she’d nail life in the desert if she could: a. Lose the Dubai stone b. Set parental controls on her kids’ devices c. Stop valet parking d. Figure out what to do with herself now she’s followed her husband to larger-than-life Dubai and lost him to another woman At the start of the year, Brittany decides it’s time to get back on her feet. As she struggles through the ups and downs of her newly single life in the sandpit and tries to shrug off the ‘trailing spouse’ label she hated anyway, she turns for support to four very different friends: Adrianne, Natasha, her first ‘ex’ and a bottle of Prosecco. Welcome to Brittany’s first diary: a year of trail-blazing – with the occasional crash and burn – rediscovery.

Scenes from Hysterical Life

Author : Dorothy Baker Tarrant
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780283993213
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (932 download)

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Download or read book Scenes from Hysterical Life written by Dorothy Baker Tarrant and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Desperate Diary of a Country Housewife

Author : Daisy Waugh
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007265239
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book The Desperate Diary of a Country Housewife written by Daisy Waugh and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2008 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever thought about fleeing the urban jungle for rural bliss in the West Country? Fresh air, lush fields and a rambling house may be idyllic, but not when you've got to contend with collapsing ceilings, garden warfare with the neighbour, and being given a 'Bonnie Tyler' by the local hairdresser.

Diary of a Mad Housewife

Author : Eleanor Perry
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (133 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Mad Housewife written by Eleanor Perry and published by . This book was released on 1970 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Secret Diary of a Demented Housewife

Author : Niamh Greene
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141916281
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book Secret Diary of a Demented Housewife written by Niamh Greene and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-10-25 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Susie's maiden aunt gives her a housekeeping journal, she expects Susie to use it for jotting down nutritious recipes and planning household budgets. But Susie has more important things on her mind ... ... Like how to keep sane while trying to control a four-year-old diva who thinks she's Judy Garland, as well as a thrill-seeking toddler with a death wish. Not to mention managing a demanding husband who expects a home-cooked meal at least once a fortnight and inconsiderate parents who seem to think luxury spa breaks are more important than spending time with their grandchildren. On top of that, there's the small matter of the Lone Father at the children's play group who is clearly smitten and Susie's passing interest in Posh'n'Becks, Wayne and Colleen, Brad'n'Jen'n'Angelina ... Susie's journal chronicles a hectic year in the life of a stay at home mother, whose one ambition is to possess an outfit that is free of snot stains.

Diary's of a pregnant housewife

Author : Speranza Oscar
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781716127465
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (274 download)

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Download or read book Diary's of a pregnant housewife written by Speranza Oscar and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2021-12-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the opposite of what we really want always find its way to us.. People change from good to bad and from bad to good, it's just depends on the people you surround yourself with. I realize that after marrying David. The jerk torn my heart apart when I needed him most and for some unknown reason......

The Andy Cohen Diaries

Author : Andy Cohen
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1627792287
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (277 download)

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Download or read book The Andy Cohen Diaries written by Andy Cohen and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-11-11 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling look at the whirlwind life of the beloved pop icon Andy Cohen, in his own cheeky, candid, and irreverent words

From a Housewife's Diary

Author : Janet Nyholm
Publisher : West Burke, Vt. : Janus Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (793 download)

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Download or read book From a Housewife's Diary written by Janet Nyholm and published by West Burke, Vt. : Janus Press. This book was released on 1978 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Mum Jokes

Author : Jessica Rowe
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1761186485
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book Mum Jokes written by Jessica Rowe and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Definition of mum jokes? Like dad jokes but a lot smarter. Over 500 eye-rollingly funny, family-friendly, witty jokes, ready to bring out at any occasion. Over 500 eye-rolling, hilarious jokes, ready to bring out on any occasion. We all know about dad jokes but isn't mum just as funny? Absolutely, she is. She's running circles around those lame dad jokes. Jessica Rowe has compiled an awesome collection of quick and funny jokes, already road-tested and 100% guaranteed to embarrass anyone's kids. An ideal present for any mum, any time.

My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition)

Author : Kevin Smith
Publisher : Titan Books (US, CA)
ISBN 13 : 1848569408
Total Pages : 785 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (485 download)

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Download or read book My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition) written by Kevin Smith and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 785 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW UPDATED WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ OF MAKING ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way! Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life… well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release Clerks II, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds. Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and so much more! Adults Only!

Trinkets

Author : Kirsten Smith
Publisher : Scholastic UK
ISBN 13 : 140719836X
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Trinkets written by Kirsten Smith and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-06-06 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COMING SOON TO NETLFIX! The Shoplifters Anonymous meetings that sixteen-year-old Moe is forced to attend are usually punctuated by the snores of an old man and the whining of the world's unhappiest housewife. Until the day that Tabitha Foster and Elodie Shaw walk in. Tabitha has just about everything she wants: money, friends, popularity, a hot boyfriend who worships her...and clearly a yen for stealing. So does Elodie, who, despite her goodie-two-shoes attitude pretty much has "klepto" written across her forehead in indelible marker. But both of them are nothing compared to Moe, a bad girl with an even worse reputation. Tabitha, Elodie, and Moe: a beauty queen, a wallflower, and a burnout-a more unlikely trio high school has rarely seen. And yet, when Tabitha challenges them to a steal-off, so begins a strange alliance linked by the thrill of stealing and the reasons that spawn it. Hollywood screenwriter Kirsten Smith tells this story from multiple perspectives with humor and warmth as three very different girls who are supposed to be learning the steps to recovery end up learning the rules of friendship.

Homer & Langley

Author : E.L. Doctorow
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1588368971
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (883 download)

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Download or read book Homer & Langley written by E.L. Doctorow and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Beautiful and haunting . . . one of literature’s most unlikely picaresques, a road novel in which the rogue heroes can’t seem to leave home.”—The Boston Globe SHORTLISTED FOR THE MAN BOOKER INTERNATIONAL PRIZE • NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY San Francisco Chronicle • Chicago Tribune • St. Louis Post-Dispatch • The Kansas City Star • Booklist Homer and Langley Collyer are brothers—the one blind and deeply intuitive, the other damaged into madness, or perhaps greatness, by mustard gas in the Great War. They live as recluses in their once grand Fifth Avenue mansion, scavenging the city streets for things they think they can use, hoarding the daily newspapers as research for Langley’s proposed dateless newspaper whose reportage will be as prophecy. Yet the epic events of the century play out in the lives of the two brothers—wars, political movements, technological advances—and even though they want nothing more than to shut out the world, history seems to pass through their cluttered house in the persons of immigrants, prostitutes, society women, government agents, gangsters, jazz musicians . . . and their housebound lives are fraught with odyssean peril as they struggle to survive and create meaning for themselves. Praise for Homer & Langley “Masterly.”—The New York Times Book Review “Doctorow paints on a sweeping historical canvas, imagining the Collyer brothers as witness to the aspirations and transgressions of 20th century America; yet this book’s most powerfully moving moments are the quiet ones, when the brothers relish a breath of cool morning air, and each other’s tragically exclusive company.”— O: The Oprah Magazine “A stately, beautiful performance with great resonance . . . What makes this novel so striking is that it joins both blindness and insight, the sensual world and the world of the mind, to tell a story about the unfolding of modern American life that we have never heard in exactly this (austere and lovely) way before.”—San Francisco Chronicle “Wondrous . . . inspired . . . darkly visionary and surprisingly funny.” —The New York Review of Books “Cunningly panoramic . . . Doctorow has packed this tale with episodes of existential wonder that cpature the brothers in all their fascinating wackiness.”—Elle