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Dear Dumb Diary The Super Nice Are Super Annoying By Jamie Kelly
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Book Synopsis The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #2) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #2) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do NOT read Jamie Kelly's top-secret diaries! "Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything." --Jamie KellyWe've been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty, poofy bridesmaid dresses, and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation. Along the way, she's left us with countless gems of wisdom, such as: "If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face, the first thing she will do is forget that she asked you to do it," and "As long as you keep laughing at how dumb something is, you can secretly enjoy it without risking your cool."Now Jamie's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Book Synopsis Dear Dumb Diary, the Super-nice are Super-annoying, by Jamie Kelly by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Dear Dumb Diary, the Super-nice are Super-annoying, by Jamie Kelly written by Jim Benton and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie's struggles continue with school issues, grades, and getting along with others.
Book Synopsis The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From (Dear Dumb Diary #6) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From (Dear Dumb Diary #6) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary!There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School.Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?
Book Synopsis Live Each Day to the Dumbest by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Live Each Day to the Dumbest written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times–Bestselling Author: Middle schooler Jamie Kelly spends lots of time writing in her diary—but right now she’s taking a peek at someone else’s . . . It’s not easy being a middle-schooler, and nobody knows that better than Jamie Kelly. There are surprises around every corner: some good, some bad, all dumb. But when Jamie inherits a trunk of her grandmother’s things, she never expects to find the biggest surprise of all—Grandma’s diary. Violating the privacy of a diary is something Jamie would never do . . . unless she was absolutely certain that she wanted to do it. And when she does, she learns that, deep down, everyone is exactly the same. Dumb. By the way, Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don’t tell her. And definitely don’t tell her that she’s the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on streaming. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)
Book Synopsis School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Book Synopsis Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
Book Synopsis The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying written by Jim Benton and published by . This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie's struggles continue with school issues, grades, and getting along with others.
Book Synopsis Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries! The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Book Synopsis Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great.And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.)Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary #1) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary #1) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (& sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!
Book Synopsis The Super-nice are Super-annoying by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Super-nice are Super-annoying written by Jim Benton and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie's struggles continue with school issues, grades, and getting along with others.
Book Synopsis The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Super-Nice Are Super-Annoying written by Jim Benton and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Kelly chronicles her second year of middle school in her diary, where she deals with poetry class, school dances, and Angeline, her perfect classmate who suffers from being too nice.
Book Synopsis Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.
Download or read book Ovid's Heroides written by Ovid and published by Dutton Juvenile. This book was released on 1971 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman accidentally turns in a private story from her journal instead of an English assignment and becomes a best-selling author almost overnight.
Book Synopsis The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.
Book Synopsis Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) by : Jim Benton
Download or read book Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
