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Book Synopsis Natural Harvest by : Paul Photenhauer
Download or read book Natural Harvest written by Paul Photenhauer and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2008-11-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Book Synopsis Cooking with Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with Th by : Novelty-Notebooks Com
Download or read book Cooking with Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with Th written by Novelty-Notebooks Com and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking. With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list. if you're not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel? Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Book Synopsis Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes by : Gags And Giggles
Download or read book Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes written by Gags And Giggles and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious RecipesInappropriate Funny Blank Joke Notebook Disguised As A Real Paperback Gag Novelty Gift 6"x9" Sidesplitting, unsuitable and downright offensive, this shocking, novelty journal notebook is the perfect gag gift. The cover is guaranteed to raised eyebrows and side-eyes. Play a prank on a friend, family member or co-worker who loves to cook or bake. Be prepared to either hear "loads" of laughter or to be smacked! Watch the reaction of people as pull this notebook out of your purse, laptop bag, work tote or book bag. The notebook can be used to take notes, doodle, sketch, brainstorm, etc.Gift this hilarious blank notebook journal as a Christmas, birthday, wedding or anniversary or just because gift. Features: Size: 6" x 9" College-ruled 110 pages Quality white paper Easy to clean glossy cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Easy to carry Made in USA Scroll up and click "Buy Now" or "Add To Cart" to purchase now. This is a blank notebook with no content.
Book Synopsis Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook by : Paul Photenhauer
Download or read book Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook written by Paul Photenhauer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
Book Synopsis 100 Delicious Semen Recipes by : M Dern Studio
Download or read book 100 Delicious Semen Recipes written by M Dern Studio and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 Delicious Semen Recipes A funny gift, hilarious gag gifts (BUT USEFUL!!) that will make them laugh LOL Blank Recipe Journal to Write in Funny fake book cover Can add in all your recipes in this cookbook Record 100 of your favorite recipes Size 6x9 inch White Papers Glossy Cover Funny gift For Men and Women, Friends, Coworkers, Mom, Dad, Wife, Him, Her, Husband, Grandparents, Cousin, Family, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, etc (Good for Birthday Gift, Christmas Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Gag Gift, Funny Gift, Birthday Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Valentine's Day, Graduation, House Warming, etc)
Book Synopsis Cooking with Semen Book by : Jackie Late
Download or read book Cooking with Semen Book written by Jackie Late and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-16 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank cooking with semen recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.*** Description: Play a hilarious practical joke on your lover, friends or work colleagues by gifting them this laugh out loud gift, it's a customized blank recipe book. Funny, Inappropriate jokes and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty recipe book is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this on your bookshelf or coffee table. Give this Recipe notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or a fun prank. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Features: * Record your own favorite recipes * Create your own custom index and organize the recipes the way you want * Size: 6" x 9" inch * Easily mark the recipes' rating, difficulty, cooking time, servings * Extra space for additional notes (such as source of the recipe, why it holds special meaning to you, and etc.) * Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, fathers day or gift for Men & Women * It is a great size (6 x 9 in) - not too big and in the same time with enough writing space to jot down everything needed. * A great gift for foodies, friends and family members who love to cook and need to record and catalog their delicious culinary creations - everyday meals, soups, appetizers, main courses, desserts, pies, beverages, and more. Get this blank cooking book now and start filling it with your personal collection of tasty treasured recipes. From the blurb: "I can't believe I've been eating it raw" - Barn Swallow "The semen cookbook every kitchen needs" - Naughty Mouth Soap "The cooking with Semen book I never thought I would read" - Semen Warmer "Adding these to my collection of semen based recipes" - Human Semenologist ***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.***
Book Synopsis Cum Cook with Me Recipe Book - 100 Semen Recipes ***4 REAL Hilarious Recipes and 90 Blank Pages for Recipes. Great Joke Or Gag Gift! by : Black Horse Black Horse Publishing
Download or read book Cum Cook with Me Recipe Book - 100 Semen Recipes ***4 REAL Hilarious Recipes and 90 Blank Pages for Recipes. Great Joke Or Gag Gift! written by Black Horse Black Horse Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cum Cook With Me Recipe Book: 100 Semen Recipes is a joke recipe notebook. There are 4 REAL recipes included with a humorous flare in the descriptions. The rest of the pages are reserved for writing down your own recipes. Great for a gift. Make them laugh! Secret Santa, White Elephant, Bachelorette, birthdays, and more! 4 REAL recipes, with humorous descriptions Recipes included are: Strawberry Cum Cake, Hearty Greens with Cum-quats, Classic Banana Split w/ Nut, Engorged Eggplant Surprise. 90 empty recipe pages to record your own recipes
Download or read book Cookin' with Coolio written by Coolio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-17 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne N. Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.
Book Synopsis Sperm Collection and Processing Methods by : Rajasingam S. Jeyendran
Download or read book Sperm Collection and Processing Methods written by Rajasingam S. Jeyendran and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2003-02-13 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical guide to sperm collection and processing methods demonstrates the tremendous success of these procedures to help overcome infertility. This compilation, prepared by an interdisciplinary team of experts, will provide clinical and laboratory professionals from all areas of reproductive medicine with a comprehensive overview and a handy reference resource. Most sterility cases are now either treatable or entirely circumvented through various clinical techniques described in this volume, including surgical correction, hormone treatment, and various sperm enhancement technologies.
Download or read book Gimme That Semen! written by Doumou and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-05 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join a feisty half-succubus, half-vampire girl who falls for her classmate's strong essence and is determined to feed off him. However, her curious distaste for blood forces her to get creative when procuring the essence she craves.
Book Synopsis It Starts with the Egg Fertility Cookbook by : Rebecca Fett
Download or read book It Starts with the Egg Fertility Cookbook written by Rebecca Fett and published by Franklin Fox Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 413 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cookbook companion to the groundbreaking fertility book It Starts with the Egg. A wealth of scientific research shows that adopting a Mediterranean diet can help you get pregnant faster and boost success rates in IVF. This book helps you put that research into practice, with over 100 recipes inspired by the Mediterranean diet, along with answers to all your questions about nutrition and fertility. Recipes include • Smoked Salmon and Leek Frittata • Baked Falafel with Lemon Tahini Dressing • Chicken Souvlaki with Avocado Tzatziki • Pan-Fried Snapper with Salsa Verde • Dairy-Free Chicken Alfredo • Low-Carb Rosemary Flatbread • Blueberry Almond Cake • Pecan Chocolate Chip Blondies
Book Synopsis A Practical Guide to Basic Laboratory Andrology by : David Mortimer
Download or read book A Practical Guide to Basic Laboratory Andrology written by David Mortimer and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2022-03-10 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Preceded by A practical guide to basic labratory andrology / Lars Bjèorndahl... [et al.]. 2010.
Book Synopsis A Manual for Cleaning Women by : Lucia Berlin
Download or read book A Manual for Cleaning Women written by Lucia Berlin and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of The New York Times Book Review's Ten Best Books of 2015 One of Jezebel's Favorite Books of 2016 A Manual for Cleaning Women compiles the best work of the legendary short-story writer Lucia Berlin. With the grit of Raymond Carver, the humor of Grace Paley, and a blend of wit and melancholy all her own, Berlin crafts miracles from the everyday, uncovering moments of grace in the Laundromats and halfway houses of the American Southwest, in the homes of the Bay Area upper class, among switchboard operators and struggling mothers, hitchhikers and bad Christians. Readers will revel in this remarkable collection from a master of the form and wonder how they'd ever overlooked her in the first place. "Perhaps, with the present collection, Lucia Berlin will begin to gain the attention she deserves." -Lydia Davis
Book Synopsis Manual of Intrauterine Insemination and Ovulation Induction by : Richard P. Dickey
Download or read book Manual of Intrauterine Insemination and Ovulation Induction written by Richard P. Dickey and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2009-10-08 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive and practical account of how to set up and run a successful IUI and ovulation induction program.
Download or read book Baking with Semen written by Nine Bubble and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prank your friends by gifting them this hilarious and incredibly inappropriate notebook. Disguised as a real cookbook, this gag gift is sure to raise eyebrows! This is the perfect gift for Christmas, Birthdays, Weddings or even to give to any baker's in your life. Imagine their face when they open this present. Please note: this doesn't come with any recipes. The inside is a lined journal.
Download or read book Sperm Counts written by Lisa Jean Moore and published by NYU Press. This book was released on 2008-10-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2007 Choice Outstanding Academic Title Winner of the Passing the Torch Award from the Center for Lesbian and Gay Studies It has been called sperm, semen, seed, cum, jizz, spunk, gentlemen's relish, and splooge. But however the “tacky, opaque liquid that comes out of the penis” is described, the very act of defining “sperm” and “semen” depends on your point of view. For Lisa Jean Moore, how sperm comes to be known is based on who defines it (a scientist vs. a defense witness, for example), under what social circumstances it is found (a doctor’s office vs. a crime scene), and for what purposes it will be used (in vitro fertilization vs. DNA analysis). Examining semen historically, medically, and culturally, Sperm Counts is a penetrating exploration of its meaning and power. Using a “;follow that sperm” approach, Moore shows how representations of sperm and semen are always in flux, tracing their twisting journeys from male reproductive glands to headline news stories and presidential impeachment trials. Much like the fluid of semen itself can leak onto fabrics and into bodies, its meanings seep into our consciousness over time. Moore’s analytic lens yields intriguing observations of how sperm is “spent” and “reabsorbed” as it spurts, swims, and careens through penises, vaginas, test tubes, labs, families, cultures, and politics. Drawn from fifteen years of research, Sperm Counts examines historical and scientific documents, children's “facts of life” books, pornography, the Internet, forensic transcripts and sex worker narratives to explain how semen got so complicated. Among other things, understanding how we produce, represent, deploy and institutionalize semen-biomedically, socially and culturally-provides valuable new perspectives on the changing social position of men and the evolving meanings of masculinity. Ultimately, as Moore reveals, sperm is intimately involved in not only the physical reproduction of males and females, but in how we come to understand ourselves as men and women.
