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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by : JB Lynn
Download or read book Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman written by JB Lynn and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-01-24 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.
Book Synopsis Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by : JB Lynn
Download or read book Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman written by JB Lynn and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-10-16 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take three wacky aunts, two talking animals, one nervous bride, and an upcoming hit, and you've got the follow-up to JB Lynn's wickedly funny Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Knocking off a drug kingpin was the last thing on Maggie Lee's to-do list, but when a tragic accident leaves her beloved niece orphaned and in the hospital, Maggie will go to desperate lengths to land the money needed for her care. But the drug kingpin is the least of her worries. Maggie's aunts are driving her crazy, her best friend's turned into a bridezilla…and a knock on the head has given Maggie Dr. Dolittle abilities—she can talk to animals. Unfortunately, they talk back. It's just another day in the life of this neurotic hitwoman…
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman in a Pickle by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman in a Pickle written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at a rustic spiritual retreat. Things are finally looking up for Maggie Lee. Her almost-lover Patrick is taking steps (albeit deadly ones) to insure they’ll have a future together, her niece Katie is about to be released from the hospital, her sister Marlene has stopped turning tricks and started tossing pizzas, and Maggie has a chance to land a new (legal) job. If only God would stop hounding her to apologize to her mother, Maggie would be pretty close to content with her life. When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon (long story), an odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life. As Maggie struggles to balance all the important people in her life and deliver on the deadly contract, she begins to believe that God may be right about the act of contrition he’s demanded…but will she live long enough to do it?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman Goes to Prison by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman Goes to Prison written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Body by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Body written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-08-27 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When mob boss Delveccio is framed for murder, it's up to everyone's favorite hitwoman to prove he didn't do it. But that's not the only problem Maggie and her menagerie are dealing with. It's not even the biggest one. The person who is threatening to kill Maggie's entire family needs to be dealt with. Things are going to get messy...even by Maggie's standards.
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even a good man makes mistakes... In Maggie Lee’s topsy-turvy world, Angel Delveccio is one of the good guys, but now it seems he’s gotten himself into some trouble. Can she get him out of it? It’s not like she doesn’t have enough problems of her own. She’s struggling to pacify both the people and pets of her household -- all of whom aren’t shy about voicing their litany of complaints and demands about their new home. Stretched thin, Maggie attempts to broker familial peace while simultaneously contending with an external threat that revolves around a human skull. And let’s not forget that a certain mobster has tasked her with keeping his nephew out of hot water. Can Maggie protect Angel while keeping her family safe and together, or will someone be lost?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Exorcism by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Exorcism written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee will do anything to protect her family…including participating in an exorcism. When her niece is threatened by an evil spirit, Maggie and her menagerie (with the help of friends Armani and RV) must find a missing skull and rob a graveyard. As if that isn't enough, they must also go on a quest to collect a list of magical ingredients (including pumpkin spice coffee, because everyone knows that’s some magical stuff right there). God is being snarkier than usual, as Maggie also contends with the demands of a mob boss, the fallout of a killing, and an offer of a job that could be her most dangerous yet. Will she figure out a way to exorcise the evil spirit to save her beloved niece Katie or will the cursed cloud Maggie’s always lived under finally get the best of her?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people just can’t outrun trouble. Overwhelmed hitwoman Maggie Lee thinks she’s leaving her family worries behind when she’s convinced to take a road trip with her buddy, Armani. But pretty soon an old friend, a pesky relative, and even her pet, are asking for her help. Loyal to a fault, Maggie soon finds herself tangled in a dangerous theft involving a crime family; confronting the abusive previous owner of her cat, Piss; and dealing with family revelations that rock her world. With the assistance of psychic predictions, talking animals and unexpected allies, Maggie takes on her troubles head-on. But if she’s not careful, this “vacation” could literally be the death of her.
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love and Murder are in the air. In years past, Maggie Lee has not been a fan of Valentine’s Day, but this year, the holiday has warped into its own special hell. She's stuck working at her aunt’s lingerie shop during the busiest (and cheesiest) time of the year, someone volunteered her to help with the Valentine’s Day party at her niece’s school, and there’s a hitman in town, known as the Cupid Killer. Maggie is up to her eyeballs in declarations of love, sex toys, and candy hearts, when all she really wants is to chase down leads pertaining to her missing sister. Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic proposal? Or will she succumb to her favorite fantasy? The one where she runs away with her pets.
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman Owes A Favor by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman Owes A Favor written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-02-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee may be an inept hitwoman, but she pays her debts. When Maggie told her friend Mia that she’d help her out of any mess she found herself in, she meant it. Of course they’d both been fifteen at the time. Maggie hasn't seen Mia in forever, until she suddenly shows up, intent on holding Maggie to her promise. Mia's husband has disappeared, taking their money with him and she desperately needs it. While Maggie has other things to worry about, namely protecting her father from whoever is trying to kill him, Mia makes it impossible for her to not reciprocate the favor. Bound by a pinky swear, Maggie tracks down Mia’s soon-to-be-ex but doing so puts her at odds with the guys who have her back: Patrick, Zeke and Gino. If Maggie’s not careful, her long-ago promise could have deadly consequences…especially since her psychic friend has predicted she’s going to die.
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So many men….so little help. Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help. While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie’s not the type to abandon those she loves. Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie’s not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest. Armed with only Armani’s cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani. Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing? Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her apartment building is blown to smithereens, bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is forced to move back into the Bed & Breakfast she grew up in. Living with her three meddling aunts is bad enough, but it just so happens that the B&B is also occupied by a U.S. Marshal, an FBI agent, her old friend Zeke who’s on a mysterious mission, and a woman who claims she can see dead people. These aren’t the kinds of roomies Maggie wants to spend time with, considering that in order to pay for her niece’s medical care she supplements her income by killing people. Maggie avoids arrest and deals with a crazier-than-usual home life while trying to track down exactly who is blowing up the holdings of various crime families. To make matters worse, she’s walking a precarious tightrope between keeping her mobster bosses happy and protecting her murder mentor (and almost lover) Patrick Mulligan. Aided by the warped predictions of her semi-psychic friend, her sarcastic, demanding, talking lizard and an always ravenous, dyslexic Doberman, Maggie juggles keeping secrets, unraveling riddles and protecting those she loves. Can she do it all? Or will she suffer yet another unspeakable loss?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when she thinks she may be catching a break, Maggie Lee is saddled with babysitting her psychic friend, Armani, whose spirit guides have suddenly deserted her. They never warned Armani that she’d be robbed while waiting for an online date who stood her up or that someone would break into her home. But investigating the trouble in her friend's world isn’t Maggie's only problem. Someone shoots her avian pal, Mike, and Maggie is determined to find out whom. Neither task is easy, but Maggie's difficulties are intensified by trying to keep her unruly household running in the absence of Aunt Susan, who seems to have dropped off the planet. And oh yeah, Maggie's ne'er-do-well dad has returned to town. Can Maggie successfully juggle her investigations, cops, bad guys, a reporter, her menagerie and her crazy family? Or will it all be too much for her?
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you say “no” to a mob boss? When bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is asked by her mob boss employer to kill a cop, she wants to say no. When her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan tells her the cop in question is a guy she once dated, she REALLY wants to refuse. But when her former date, Paul Kowalski tries to kill her, she changes her tune to “Hell, yes!” Maggie and Patrick grow closer as they scramble to figure out what it is that Kowalski is looking for and what it has to do with her prison escapee father. Maggie’s search is hampered by the presence of US Marshals hunting her father and her crazier-than-usual family. Along with her snarky talking lizard, grammatically-challenged Doberman, and a pissy cat, she races to solve the mystery and protect her family. But nothing in Maggie’s life ever goes as planned…
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-04-30 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee has done some really questionable things, but she’s never stooped so low as to steal a child’s toy. There’s a first time for everything. Maggie’s life is always complicated, but her tenuous balancing act becomes even more dangerous when she’s given the job of stealing a teddy bear from the grandson of the mobster Delveccio. As she struggles to keep the different facets of her life separate, her family faces multiple threats to their safety, and there’s a very real chance she won’t be able to protect everyone she loves. Her best chance at success depends on the help of her pets…and you can bet they all have something to say about that.
Book Synopsis The Hitwoman Plays Games by : JB Lynn
Download or read book The Hitwoman Plays Games written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life’s not all fun and games… Hitwoman Maggie Lee has faced off against some bad people in the past, but nothing she has ever faced before has prepared her for her new assignment. Nothing. What could be worse than working at a kid’s game center? Flashing lights, beeping machines, screaming kids on a sugar high, and the world’s biggest claw machine may be the combination that finally pushes Maggie over the edge, as she tries to hold down a legit job as a cover for her first PI case. Not that her downtime offers any respite. While she’s “off” she has to deal with family drama, dangerous dancers, a weird job assignment from the mob boss, and a VERY high stakes poker game. Thankfully she's got her animals to confide in, a bodyguard who's looking out for her and a certain police detective on her side. Maggie’s got to deal with the hand she’s been dealt…but there’s no guarantee she’ll come out the winner.
