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Author : Malcolm L. Kushner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780979838323
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (383 download)
Download or read book Comebacks for Lawyer Jokes written by Malcolm L. Kushner and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1616082542
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (16 download)
Download or read book The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (663 download)
Download or read book Lawyers Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977556295
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (562 download)
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1629149853
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (291 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author : Ronald Reagan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743271114
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691211078
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (912 download)
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1599216566
Total Pages : 361 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (992 download)
Download or read book 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks written by Steven D. Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.
Author : Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451659229
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted written by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The behind-the-scenes story of the making of the classic television series offers insight into how the influential show reflected changing American perspectives and was a first situation comedy to employ numerous women as writers and producers.
Author : Joan Rivers
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 0425255891
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (252 download)
Download or read book I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me written by Joan Rivers and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “An entertaining rant…The only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon…A raucous, biting look at life.”—Kirkus Reviews “Nobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh at…Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended—or for anyone who gets offended at all. ”—People Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by her own golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you—and for God’s sakes, do it funny! Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the human decrepitude around her, she figured Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate? With all of her diverse experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes. Here—uncensored and uninhibited—Joan says exactly what’s on her mind…And HER mind is a terrible thing to waste. She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking. Joan lets everyone—including herself—have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
Author : Robert Dole
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767906675
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)
Download or read book Great Political Wit written by Robert Dole and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-08-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Dole's political career may not have taken him to the White House, but he did pick up some great stories along the way. In this delightful collection, the longtime United States senator shares his favorite anecdotes, witticisms, and reminiscences. From the campaign trail to the Oval Office, from smoke-filled rooms to the chambers of the Capitol, Bob Dole surveys a century of political wit. There are bon mots from Calvin Coolidge, Winston Churchill, Harry Truman, John F. Kennedy, and a host of other political figures. Bob Dole introduces each section with mirthful moments from his own experience, displaying the gift for wry humor that has made him a favorite guest on late-night talk shows. A jovial--and completely bipartisan--compendium, Great Political Wit is a connoisseur's selection of political repartee at its best.
Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060953039
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (69 download)
Download or read book The Seinfeld Scripts written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-04-30 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.
Author : The New Yorker
Publisher : Knopf
ISBN 13 : 0679430687
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (794 download)
Download or read book The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons written by The New Yorker and published by Knopf. This book was released on 1993-11-30 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Critically acclaimed cartoonists including Addams, Steig, Arno, Shanahan, and Leo Cullum take pot shots at the legal profession in a collection of eighty-five cartoons from the pages of The New Yorker.
Author : Barnes and Noble Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780760728871
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (288 download)
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Barnes and Noble Staff and published by . This book was released on 2002-03-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey-know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. They'll tip the scales of laughter in your favor and sentence you to hours of helpless hilarity. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here's just one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. They'll all add up to a winning case of amusement.
Author : Chantal Fernando
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501106244
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Dragon's Lair written by Chantal Fernando and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-30 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in a new sexy romance series from bestselling author Chantal Fernando about the bad boys of the Wind Dragons Motorcycle Club and the women who fall in love with them. When I found my boyfriend cheating on me, I did something stupid. Or should I say, someone? Because of that mistake, I’m now stuck in a world I don’t belong in. I’m a law student. They’re criminals. He’s the vice president of a motorcycle club. I’m a good girl with a strict upbringing. He’s my ex-boyfriend’s brother. And I’m screwed.
Author : John Green
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 140884818X
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Paper Towns written by John Green and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quentin Jacobson has spent a lifetime loving Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge - he follows. After their all-nighter ends, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo has disappeared.
Author : Marcelle Boren
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692676646
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (766 download)
Download or read book Disorder in the American Courts written by Marcelle Boren and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-27 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The quotes contained in this book are things real people actually said, word for word, under oath in legal court proceedings and are forever immortalized in the public record. This fully illustrated, cartoon panel book brings these humorous quotes to life! It is true that lawyers and witnesses say the darndest things! Please enjoy a good laugh at their expense.
