Author : Freddy Fairdinkum
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781699212813
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (128 download)
Book Synopsis Cats Turning Their F*cking Backs on You by : Freddy Fairdinkum
Download or read book Cats Turning Their F*cking Backs on You written by Freddy Fairdinkum and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats Turning Their F*cking Backs on You | Funny Illustrated Cat Gift for Cat Lovers Cats are f*cking dickheads. There, I said it. They may look cute and fuzzy, but make no mistake: we live in a world that's secretly controlled by these manipulative sociopathic tiger wannabes. In this book, their darkest secrets are revealed. This is the sh*t cats don't want you to know! Sharing my findings comes at great personal risk: after the 'catwa' issued against me, I'm at continuous risk of getting my eyes scratched out. Slowly... What you are about to find out is painful. But the truth will also set you free. Don't just take my word for it. This is what cat victim Bella (Steve's Labrador) had to say, after reading 'Cats Turning Their F*cking Backs on You': "This book needed to be written. Finally someone is willing to speak out about these piece-of-sh*t sons of bitches." One last word of warning: your cat is probably going to sit on this book, purr and pretend to take a nap. Don't you f*cking let him! You DESERVE to know how cats really feel about you. So, are you ready to learn the honest truth about your kitty? Then scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.