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Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

Author : Carl W. Meisterlin
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 098999614X
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (899 download)

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Download or read book THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD written by Carl W. Meisterlin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of one man's extraordinarily lucky life explores the core questions of the true value and meaning of success.

Hoot

Author : Carl Hiaasen
Publisher : Ember
ISBN 13 : 0375829164
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Hoot written by Carl Hiaasen and published by Ember. This book was released on 2004-05-11 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Newbery Honor winner and #1 New York Times bestseller is a beloved modern classic. Hoot features a new kid and his new bully, alligators, some burrowing owls, a renegade eco-avenger, and several extremely poisonous snakes. Everybody loves Mother Paula's pancakes. Everybody, that is, except the colony of cute but endangered owls that live on the building site of the new restaurant. Can the awkward new kid and his feral friend prank the pancake people out of town? Or is the owls' fate cemented in pancake batter? Welcome to Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder!

More Moaning

Author : Karl Pilkington
Publisher : Canongate Books
ISBN 13 : 1782117326
Total Pages : 448 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book More Moaning written by Karl Pilkington and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2016-06-02 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After going on a journey of discovery in The Moaning of Life, the enlightened one – otherwise known as Karl Pilkington – finds himself back on the road. In his search for the answers to life's big questions, Karl has therapy in Tokyo to try and reduce the size of his head, he spends time in California with a man and his five wives, in New York he tries his hand at painting with his own vomit and travels to Berlin to have his future predicted by a blind man, via his bum cheeks. Will his travels around the world bring him any closer to the meaning of life? Find out in his hilarious new book.

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : North Atlantic Books
ISBN 13 : 1583949348
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (839 download)

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Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by North Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

The Welcome Guest

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 620 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book The Welcome Guest written by and published by . This book was released on 1858 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart

Author : Jim Rother
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1665752629
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (657 download)

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Download or read book The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart written by Jim Rother and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2024-01-12 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After coming out as gay, Jason feels compelled to leave his home in Tennessee. Hoping to create a new life in Oregon, he takes a job as a companion/housekeeper/caregiver to an elderly man named Thomas. It turns out that Thomas has been expecting him and, with just a few weeks left to live, he tells Jason they are to share with the world a very different story of creation. With the love of his deceased wife ever in his mind and the promptings of his “guide,” Karl, Thomas weaves for Jason a new creation myth filled with love and purpose – a myth that deeply challenges Jason. How do you translate mystical experiences in a language easily understood within our normal reality? How does the weirdness of quantum mechanics fit into a cause-and-effect world? Those questions have challenged the greatest teachers and the everyday seeker of the truth. They challenge Thomas as well. No one can contain the infinite and put it into finite words. Yet there are steps that can be taken to invite the infinite into our experience, for it is only through direct experience that we can begin to grasp the true nature of our being.

My Brother Was a Mother: Take Three: The Zappa Family Album

Author : Patrice Candy Zappa
Publisher : Gonzo Multimedia
ISBN 13 : 9781908728739
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (287 download)

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Download or read book My Brother Was a Mother: Take Three: The Zappa Family Album written by Patrice Candy Zappa and published by Gonzo Multimedia. This book was released on 2017-09-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anonymous pundit writes: "At last, we finally get insight on what it was like growing up with Frank Zappa from the person most qualified to speak about it - his sister Patrice (Candy) Zappa. Since we all came from families, Candy generously shows us what her family looked like and how they lived. This human element is something that is lacking in books today. (...) Hard-core fans will come away with something they didn't know about Frank Zappa, and almost all of the early photos of Frank have not been seen before."

Norbie Gets Screwed

Author : Dave Walker
Publisher : Dave Walker
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Norbie Gets Screwed written by Dave Walker and published by Dave Walker. This book was released on with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this second installment of The Steeltown Chronicles, classic underachiever Norbert Reingruber is thriving. He owns his own comic book store. He’s married to the beautiful Morag. And he is now an up-and-coming comic book writer and illustrator! In fact, he has just inked a contract with Slacker Comics for his breakthrough series, The Steeltown Avenger. His agent has even secured him a booth at ComWorld. But, as he’s autographing for fans, Norbie is confronted by a menacing dwarf who calls himself The Screw. He has a message from his criminal mastermind boss—remove The Steeltown Avenger from all bookstores within three days or everyone Norbie loves will die. Desperate, Norbie calls on his old buddies—Tony, John, and Donny—to help him take down the scariest mini-goon the Village has ever seen. Meanwhile, Mutti has some unsettling news, and Morag is at the end of her patience, with life-changing news of her own. The clock is ticking. Norbie must overcome his fears and procrastinating ways to save the day. Will he discover his inner hero in time? Filled with hilarious, outrageous characters, genuine steel town colour, wild plot twists, and heart-warming relationships, this addictive read will keep you turning pages to the very end!

One Hundred Choice Selections

Author : Phineas Garrett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book One Hundred Choice Selections written by Phineas Garrett and published by . This book was released on 1866 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

How the World is Making Our Children Mad and What to Do About It

Author : Louis Weinstock
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728279747
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book How the World is Making Our Children Mad and What to Do About It written by Louis Weinstock and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A critical parenting book for helping children relieve their anxiety, stress, and fear through these turbulent times, whether your child is struggling with mental health issues already or you want to help them build their capacity to handle change and uncertainty. How can we raise children in a world that appears to have gone so wrong? We all want our children to grow up in a world where they feel safe, and where people are kind to each other and the planet. But when we hear about climate change, a mental health crisis, and war, it's hard not to worry about the future and how they will cope. Drawing on over 20 years of helping children and families, psychotherapist Louis Weinstock is here to help. Combining case studies, playful meditations, and simple exercises with life-changing insights from history, science, psychology, and anthropology, this is a parenting book like no other. Whether your child is struggling with mental health issues already, or you want to build their capacity to handle change and uncertainty, this book is a safe place to catch your breath and develop the skills to help your child through life's challenges. You will discover ways to find peace in the middle of chaos, bring deeper levels of love and healing to the troubled parts of your child (and yourself), and find hope when things feel hopeless. Most importantly, you will see that inside of you there is strength, wisdom, and beauty, and no matter what is going on in this mad world, you can guide your child toward a more beautiful tomorrow.

Boy Interrupted

Author : Patrick King
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1684562295
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book Boy Interrupted written by Patrick King and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-07-27 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine you are five years old. You haven't started kindergarten, and your only knowledge of the outside world are those trips to the park where your nanny, Bella, lets you swing as high as you want and teeter-totter and jungle gym to your little heart's content. Or when your sweet mother shows up by surprise and spirits you away to the ice cream shop for your favorite cone—very berry strawberry cherry, thank you very much—or, better still, when she takes you to the movies for one of those fantastical adventures on that gigantic screen. Man, that Darth Vader is one scary dude! At home you are ensconced in the space they call your bedroom, but to you, it is the universe. You designed it, and in it you are the master of all. There, you line up your army of soldiers and battle the Pteranodon, while every stuffed critter under your watch spies it all from the edge of your bed. Your imagination is king, and all is well with the world, until one night... The assault had been brutal, pure physical torture. It had shocked you to the core, left you breathless and stunned. Witless. Took you weeks to recover. But that was only your body. Where does a five-year-old take such a thing? To whom do you speak? How do you even wrap your head around such cruelty? Such pain. Such betrayal. Daddy...

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106043
Total Pages : 434 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ll never be at a loss for words again with this inspired collection of quotes, from bona fide wits to bona fide dimwits. Bob Hope once said, "I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance--waiting for the bathroom." No doubt, lots of people will be learning to tango and foxtrot while they wait for the rabid readers of Uncle John’s Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes to emerge from the privy. The Bathroom Readers’ Institute searched high and low for the wittiest, wisest and stupidest things ever said, and collected these remarks in one remarkable volume. With more than 4,000 quotations from 1,600 speakers and writers--from bona fide wits like Oscar Wilde and David Letterman, to bona fide dimwits like Britney Spears (who infamously quipped, "I go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.")--there’s no other book of quotations quite like this one.

The New Yorker

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1294 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New Yorker written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 1294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Zen of Farting

Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 1583940855
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (839 download)

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Download or read book The Zen of Farting written by Reepah Gud Wan and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-09-11 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

The Undead

Author : Roxanne Longstreet
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780821740682
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Undead written by Roxanne Longstreet and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A vampire chiller from the author of Stormriders. Working as a morgue attendant is the perfect job for vampire Adam Radburn. And though Adam has killed for blood, there is another who kills for pleasure and who wants only one thing: Adam's suffering and his complete destruction.

All About Me!

Author : Mel Brooks
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 147358731X
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book All About Me! written by Mel Brooks and published by Random House. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AVAILABLE NOW - THE PERFECT GIFT FOR FATHER'S DAY 'Delightful. A great, fun read.' DAVID JASON 'Mel Brooks is the king of comedy.' DAVID BADDIEL 'Riotous' DAILY MAIL 'A jaunty romp across Brooks's career' THE TIMES __________________________ At 95, the legendary Mel Brooks continues to set the standard for comedy across television, film, and the stage. Now, for the first time, this EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) winner shares his story in his own words. Here are the never-before-told, behind-the-scenes anecdotes and remembrances from a master storyteller, filmmaker, and creator of all things funny. From The Producers to Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein to Anxiety and more, All About Me! offers fans fascinating and hilarious insight into Mel Brooks's outstanding collection of boundary-breaking work. Filled with tales of struggle, achievement and camaraderie, Brooks shares riveting details about his upbringing, his career and his many close friendships and collaborations including those with Gene Wilder, Alfred Hitchcock, and the great love of his love, Anne Bancroft. 'Not since the Bible have I read anything so powerful and poignant. And to boot - it's a lot funnier!' M. Brooks