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Download or read book Bottom Burps written by Dave Cudd and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-18 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bottom Burps is the story of a young boy who explores the world of farts, which he calls "Bottom Burps". He talks about how he knows each and every person in his family has let one rip from time to time. If you'd like to explore the world of flatulence with your child then buy "Bottom Burps" today!
Download or read book Why Do I Burp? written by Isabel Thomas and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looks at the human digestive system, including how it works, what its purposes are, how it deals with trapped gasses, and how to maintain a healthy digestive system.
Download or read book The Burptionary written by Andy Jones and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only way is up! The master of bodily functions is back in the gurgliest follow-up ever. Ages: 6+ Andy Jones continues his hilarious journey through the human digestive system and tells you everything you (n)ever wanted toknow about BURPS! Whether they be lady-like hiccups or onion-breath stinkers, burps are an essential part of the human experience. the Burptionary is jam-packed full of belchy facts, gaseous jokes and burp-tastic riddles and rhymes, and is guaranteed to have boys everywhere laughing till they spew.
Book Synopsis Opposite Island by : Margaret Mignon
Download or read book Opposite Island written by Margaret Mignon and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2011-06-27 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine being in a brand new rowing boat on a quest to find sharks, but instead you discover an island where everything is OPPOSITE! The people there are born old and grow young. They walk backwards, talk backwards, and they even ... fart backwards. This is what happens to Oliver Cook, with annoying little sister Lois in tow, on his tenth birthday. It blows his mind, but when they are summoned by the king and queen – who are tramps that live under a bridge – mind blowing turns to ... well, mind blowing in a bad way. The King and Queen don't want these kids to leave, and on Opposite Island where you grow young, ten-year-old Oliver and eight-year-old Lois will find themselves buried in a matchbox in only a few years! They have to escape, but how, when the Island Police (armed with lethal bunnies) will do anything to keep the new royal pets incarcerated on Opposite Island!
Download or read book Nuff written by Darrell Line and published by New Generation Publishing. This book was released on 2015-02-07 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nuff is having a really bad day! Not only is she overweight, with skin problems and a tendency to 'bottom burp' in stressful situations, but she has lost the ability to fly, and that is not a good thing if you are a fairy. To make matters worse, the Solstice parade is in jeopardy. To redeem herself and find favour with the council she embarks on a quest to find a certain unicorn that has gone AWOL.En route, she encounters many strange and wonderful characters, some with disabilities, and some with language and cultural differences. She learns the truth about fairy dust and more importantly, learns who her true friends are and what she is really capable of.Including a touch of cannibalism and attempted murder thrown in, this is a fairy story not for the faint hearted.WARNING: Includes Scary bits!
Download or read book Livid Skies written by SI CLARKE and published by White Hart Fiction. This book was released on 2021-01-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh start, a queer social liberal dream, and a planet that wants to kill you. Carving out a life on Mars is no easy feat. With Earth in the throes of a devastating pandemic, autistic scientist Devon and her fellow colonists are faced with the momentous task of establishing a new society – one that learns from the past and prioritises sustainability over short-term gain. Noble aspirations are easier said than done, though – especially when the entire planet wants to kill you. Grappling with the realities of human nature and with their batteries slowly dying, the colony’s 150 women and 10 men must overcome their differences to create a lasting community. But things aren’t always what they seem and maybe the colonists aren’t as alone as they thought… Perfect for fans of Mary Robinette Kowal’s Lady Astronaut series and the writing styles of Robert J. Sawyer and Becky Chambers. This thought-provoking sci-fi novel blends classic science fiction ideas with neurodiverse and LGBTQIA+ themes. * * * * * * * * * Reviews ‘This beautifully queer civilisation on Mars was absolutely delightful to read.’ —Amanda Khong, Bookish Brews ‘An engrossing and enjoyable read.’ —Melinda Fierro, Goodreads user 'A wonderful blend of characters, cultures, and beliefs give a modern take to the classic scientific dream – colonising Mars.' —Max Watson, author of Chains of Nurture * * * * * * * * * Fans of these other spec-fic authors may also enjoy this series: Gareth Powell, Robert J Sawyer, Becky Chambers, Charlie Jane Anders, Lindsay Buroker, John Scalzi, John Wilker, Matthew Metzger, Kaia Sønderby, Corinne Duyvis, Mary Robinette Kowal, Dave Walsh, Mike Chen, P. Djèlí Clark, Charles Stross, Laura Lam, Elizabeth May, Temi Oh File under: fully automated luxury gay space communism, hard science fiction, feminist sci-fi, quirky characters, misfit characters, Canadian, British, strong female characters, lesbian characters, asexual, autistic characters, found family, outsiders, London, Scotland, near-future, impending disaster, queer fiction, Mars colony, fledgling colony, pandemic fiction, post-traumatic stress in fiction, fictional pubs, dogs in fiction
Download or read book Slime Time written by Roger Hurn and published by Badger Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a medieval planet, a monster known as the Stinky Slime Blaster has kidnapped the Princess. The King sends for Jack and Wanda. Will it be slime time for the Alien Detective Agency? Badger's hugely popular Alien Detective Agency series features 20 books that follow a human/alien crime-fighting duo called Jack Swift and Wanda Darkstar as they meet weird and wonderful aliens, both on other worlds and here on Earth. Their adventures progress across two sets of ten books, which can also be enjoyed as standalone novels. These reluctant readers are aimed at students with a reading age of 8-9 and an interest age of 9-14. The vibrant, witty main characters and exciting plots make Alien Detective Agency a must-have for any school library.
Book Synopsis Richard Herring's Would You Rather? by : Richard Herring
Download or read book Richard Herring's Would You Rather? written by Richard Herring and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2021-10-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect boredom-busting book for long winter evenings with the family, Richard Herring's Would You Rather? is packed with hundreds of the biggest questions to face us all, including: Would you rather have a conversation with a dolphin or an elephant? Would you rather fall in love or fall into a swimming pool full of your favourite biscuits? Would you rather live in a giant shoe or a giant peach? Would you rather own a car with Jimmy Carr, a lorry with Laurie Anderson or a van with Van Morrison? The questions will have the whole family, whether 6 or 106, debating on car journeys and train journeys, or stuck in on wet days during the school holidays, and will keep you entertained around the table at Christmas lunch (or when you're falling asleep after Christmas lunch...). Fun, family-friendly and often completely bonkers, this book is a perfect gift as well as a game.
Book Synopsis Harry Horse and The Magic Microdot by : James F. Park
Download or read book Harry Horse and The Magic Microdot written by James F. Park and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-21 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Horse, Private Detective, slowly and very deliberately read the ransom note again that had just been delivered by messenger and wondered why it had been sent to him because he didn't have any friends, or relatives, that had been kidnapped recently or for that matter at any other time but if they had been where on earth was he supposed to get that amount of cash from and that's when his inner thoughts, brain box, memory and panic, had their say.
Download or read book Coming Clean written by Sue Margolis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sue Margolis’s “wickedly funny”* novels have broken new ground in the fiction of love and marriage. Now she tells the story of a woman trying to iron out the problems in her life.… Eleven years ago, Sophie and Greg couldn’t get enough of each other. A pair of full-time jobs and two kids later, they’re in therapy asking themselves where all the sexy times went. Sophie thinks she knows: They’re buried under Greg’s mess. And even though her slob of a husband tries to make up for his shortcomings by cooking the occasional meal, Sophie is left to clean umpteen dirty dishes. The last straw is when Greg uses some inheritance money to buy a World War II Sherman tank, which starts World War III in their marriage. Sophie doesn’t so much surrender as retreat—right out of the relationship. While Greg almost immediately shacks up with someone else, Sophie finds herself facing even more uncertainty due to a job reorganization. And even though she begins to lose her heart to a high school crush, Sophie starts to realize that a shiny new relationship doesn’t always offer the softest place to fall…and she may find self-acceptance and love in the place she least expects it. *People
Book Synopsis Supersausage to the rescue! by : Rachel Morrisroe
Download or read book Supersausage to the rescue! written by Rachel Morrisroe and published by Random House. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in a hilarious series for 7+ readers from bestselling author Rachel Morrisroe, packed with laughs, heart and superhero pets! Nine-year-old Harry has always wanted a dog and when he sees Dottie at the local animal shelter he knows she's the perfect puppy for him. What he doesn't realise is that Dottie is a dog with a difference . . . she can talk and fly! And Harry's not the only one interested in Dottie, and soon they are both scooped up in their very first mission with the SuperPets, a secret league of very special pets who keep the world safe from harm. But the other SuperPets have been kidnapped by Sparkletta Crystal, can "Super Sausage" (aka Dottie) and Harry stop the evil supervillain in her tracks before it's too late? Full of friendship, fun and silly superhero antics, this is the perfect new series for fans of The Naughtiest Unicorn, Wigglesbottom Primary and The Secret Life of Pets!
Book Synopsis Badger the Mystical Mutt and the Barking Boogie by : Lyn McNicol
Download or read book Badger the Mystical Mutt and the Barking Boogie written by Lyn McNicol and published by The Lunicorn Press. This book was released on 2014-04-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mysterious and extremely whiffy smell has caused the Pong Police to close the lane. Now Cheryl with a C, the dancing diva who puts the wah-wah in Chihuahua, has nowhere to practice for Anton Du Bark's Hotpaws Barking Boogie, and she needs a partner! Newly appointed leader of the gang, Dodgy Dave, has a secret he's not keen to share. Can the Alley Cats bring the lane back to life, and can Buddy Bites get Cheryl off spicy fajitas for ever?
Book Synopsis Badger the Mystical Mutt and the Flying Fez by : McNicol
Download or read book Badger the Mystical Mutt and the Flying Fez written by McNicol and published by The Lunicorn Press. This book was released on 2015-05-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the most important night of the year, but a dense fog has descended on the lane. And there's something and someone missing from the gang reunion party: Badger's prized neckerchief, and Pickle's best pal, Pogo Paws. Without 'Chief, his lucky mascot, Badger struggles with his spells until a cheeky fez called Otto comes to his rescue ... and causes even more mayhem. Will 'Chief ever return, and will the gang step up to save Pickle - now the only stray on the lane - from the dreaded Dog Catcher? Badger the Mystical Mutt weaves his wonky magic once again in this tale of friendship and adversity.
Book Synopsis Micro Facts! 500 Fantastic Facts About Science by : Dan Green
Download or read book Micro Facts! 500 Fantastic Facts About Science written by Dan Green and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 728 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that a full head of human hair is strong enough to support 12 tons? Or that a single bolt of lightning contains enough energy to toast 100,000 pieces of bread? Explore the weird and wonderful way our world works with 500 fantastic facts. This illustrated book is packed full of fascinating information and incredible infographics, on topics from the human body to the furthest reaches of outer space. This handy book is the perfect guide to science for readers aged 8+.
Book Synopsis My Animals and Other Family by : Clare Balding
Download or read book My Animals and Other Family written by Clare Balding and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-18 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I had spent most of my childhood thinking I was a dog, and suspect I had aged in dog years. By the time I was ten I had discovered the pain of unbearable loss. I had felt joy and jealousy. Most important of all, I knew how to love and how to let myself be loved. All these things I learned through animals. Horses and dogs were my family and my friends. This is their story as much as it is mine.” Clare Balding grew up in an unusual household. Her father a champion horse trainer, they shared their lives with more than one hundred thoroughbred racehorses, mares, foals, and ponies, as well as an ever-present pack of dogs, on a sprawling estate in the Hampshire Downs. As a child, Clare happily rode the legendary racehorse Mill Reef and received her first pony, Valkyrie, as a gift from Her Majesty the Queen of England. But Clare ranked low in the family pecking order—as a girl, she was decidedly below her younger brother, and both of them were certainly below the horses. Left to her own devices, she had to learn life’s toughest lessons through the animals, and through her adventures in the stables and the surrounding idyllic English countryside. From her struggles at boarding school to her triumphs as an amateur jockey and event rider, Clare weaves her own coming-of-age story through portraits of the beloved horses and dogs, from the protective Candy to the unruly Frank, who were her earliest friends. The running family joke was that “women ain’t people.” Clare has to prove them wrong, to make her voice heard—but first she had to make sure she had something to say. My Animals and Other Family is a witty, brave, and moving account of stumbling—often literally—into one’s true self.
Book Synopsis The Spotty Little Tiger by : Cecile Lewis
Download or read book The Spotty Little Tiger written by Cecile Lewis and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-09-15 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bon-Bon is a lovable little tiger whose fur has spots instead of stripes. He encounters quirky personalities with hilarious oddities in his continuous quest for a playmate. Until, one day, a chance meeting lands him his finest buddy almost as soon as he is about to give up.
Book Synopsis A Thousand Wasted Sundays by : Victoria Vanstone
Download or read book A Thousand Wasted Sundays written by Victoria Vanstone and published by Pantera Press. This book was released on 2024-01-30 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victoria Vanstone was trapped in a cycle of binge drinking and hangxiety. In this hilarious and heartfelt memoir, she charts her transition from party girl to parent, and how she eventually chose love over liquor. Victoria grew up in 1980s England in a happy home full of laughter, booze and a disturbing amount of fancy-dress parties. From her youthful days downing cheap wine at the local park to dodging disastrous relationships and a messy run-in with a firework, her reliable mate alcohol was never far from reach. Eventually, Victoria found herself in Australia with a husband and a child on the way. After sobering up for her first pregnancy, becoming a boring, bottom-wiping, cleaning machine meant she soon returned to her binge-drinking ways, and had to grapple anew with the habits and beliefs that had gone unchecked since childhood. Can a party girl put down the pint glass for good? Incredibly funny and highly relatable, A Thousand Wasted Sundays is for anyone that has ever had a close encounter of the drinking kind. For fans of Rosie Waterland, Judith Lucy, Dolly Alderton and Adam Kay.
