Why Cats are Assholes

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 151075623X
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Book Synopsis Why Cats are Assholes by : Liz Miele

Download or read book Why Cats are Assholes written by Liz Miele and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

A Little Book of Cat Names

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Publisher : Galahad Books
ISBN 13 : 9781578660957
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)

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Book Synopsis A Little Book of Cat Names by : Eleanora Walker

Download or read book A Little Book of Cat Names written by Eleanora Walker and published by Galahad Books. This book was released on 2000-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This highly entertaining guide offers a wealth of sources for finding the perfect name for a cat: the garden, literature, opera, history, music, sports, movies, the heavens -- even regular people names. Pages of inspiration offer you thousands of possibilities for your favorite feline's nom de plume: Elvis, Julius Caesar, Churchill, Olive Oyl, and many more. In addition, the author's stories about individual cats and cat owners add a touch of humor throughout the book as well as give insights into how understanding a cat's personality is the key to giving it the perfect name.

What to Name the Cat

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Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780671460006
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (6 download)

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Book Synopsis What to Name the Cat by : Thelma Kandel

Download or read book What to Name the Cat written by Thelma Kandel and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 1983 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Cat With Seven Names

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Publisher : Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1580893813
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (88 download)

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Book Synopsis The Cat With Seven Names by : Tony Johnston

Download or read book The Cat With Seven Names written by Tony Johnston and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a busy urban neighborhood, six very different individuals who don’t know each other have something in common: they all relish the companionship of a friendly cat that roams the area. From a librarian to a homeless war veteran to a little girl who’s just moved in, this cat makes everyone’s world a little brighter, a little less lonely. Each neighbor is unaware of the cat’s visits with everyone else, so he goes by many different names: Stuart Little, Dove, Placido—the cat answers to them all. Only when a near-accident threatens the cat does everyone learn his true identity and owner. In learning about each other, the people in the neighborhood come together as a community. THE CAT WITH SEVEN NAMES is a heartfelt story that reflects the need and desire of all people to be a part of a community, to have a connection with someone or something—be it animal or human. Told from the perspective of each of the six neighbors, Tony Johnston introduces point of view to readers of all ages, while Christine Davenier’s loose watercolor illustrations beautifully depict the diversity of the world around us.

The Naming of Cats

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Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 0571352820
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (713 download)

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Book Synopsis The Naming of Cats by : T. S. Eliot

Download or read book The Naming of Cats written by T. S. Eliot and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. The first poem in Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats is a brilliant introduction to the fabulous world of Cats, featuring names such as Bombalurina and Munkustrap - made famous by the recent film! The seventh gorgeous Cats picture book with lively and colourful illustrations by Arthur Robins. Perfect for reading aloud, singing or performing!

Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0358380154
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (583 download)

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Book Synopsis Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats by : T. S. Eliot

Download or read book Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats written by T. S. Eliot and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inspiration for the iconic musical Cats, T. S. Eliot's classic and delightful collection of poetry about cats. These lovable cat poems were written by T. S. Eliot for his godchildren and continue to delight children and adults alike. This collection is a curious and artful homage to felines young and old, merry and fierce, small and unmistakably round. This is the ultimate gift for cat and poetry lovers.

A Cat Named Darwin

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780618382286
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (822 download)

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Book Synopsis A Cat Named Darwin by : William Jordan

Download or read book A Cat Named Darwin written by William Jordan and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2003-11-12 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author describes his detachment from animals before meeting a cat whose failing health and winning personality shifted his scientific perspectives and brought about his understanding of the evolutionary significance of kinship.

Mark Twain for Cat Lovers

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Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493027093
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)

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Book Synopsis Mark Twain for Cat Lovers by : Mark Dawidziak

Download or read book Mark Twain for Cat Lovers written by Mark Dawidziak and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America is cat crazy, and Mark Twain may have been the American writer most crazy about cats. From his boyhood in Hannibal, Missouri, to his last years in Connecticut, Mark Twain spent much of his life surrounded by cats, and they stalk through many of his best-known books, including The Innocents Aboard, Roughing It, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, and Puddn’head Wilson. In this lighthearted book, Twain scholar Mark Dawidziak explores the writer’s lifelong devotion to cats through stories, excerpts, quotes, photos, and illustrations, illuminating a little-known side of this famous writer’s life that will appeal to Twain aficionados and cat lovers alike.

Cat People

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9392099134
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (92 download)

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Book Synopsis Cat People by : Devapriya Roy

Download or read book Cat People written by Devapriya Roy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-12-22 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Karachi, a writer house-sits for her father and his cat, while keeping track of his - the cat’s - list of obsessions: ironed white sheets, kheer, KFC fries, warm custard, finely chopped sausages, and the flaky tops of chicken patties. In San Francisco, a couple adopt a cat, without anticipating what it will do to their relationship. In Noida, a cat and two dogs line up peacefully every morning for their daily dose of vitamin syrup. In Bombay, a lyricist and screenwriter roots through the litter tray first thing in the morning, to investigate if his cat’s UTI is better. In wintry London, a young millennial wonders if she is actually a cat. Capturing the many moods of felines and their humans, in many forms and voices, Cat People, is a timely celebration of the most memed creature today: the cat. This collection of short stories, personal essays, lists, original art and photographs is are a treat, not just for cat lovers everywhere, but for all who love a story well-told – and, on occasion, a theory well-spun.

Naming the Cat

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Publisher : Walker Childrens
ISBN 13 : 9780802775658
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (756 download)

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Book Synopsis Naming the Cat by : Laurence P. Pringle

Download or read book Naming the Cat written by Laurence P. Pringle and published by Walker Childrens. This book was released on 1999-09-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a family finds a cat, they all debate what to name him. The cat tries these names on for size. Just when it seems that the family will never agree, they discover the perfect name for their pet. New in paperback.

The Secret Cat

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Publisher : Eerdmans Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1467464171
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (674 download)

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Book Synopsis The Secret Cat by : Katarina Strömgård

Download or read book The Secret Cat written by Katarina Strömgård and published by Eerdmans Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An imaginative book for anyone who’s ever wanted a pet Lucy wants a pet more than anything, even though her mom always says no. But one night, Lucy hears a scratching sound from behind her wallpaper, and a ghostly cat named Silvring appears. Silvring takes Lucy on an adventure and introduces her to a world filled with secret pets just like hers. Not all the secret pets are as friendly as Silvring, though. Filled with magical realism, this beautiful book will resonate with animal lovers of all ages.

Lost Cat

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0544151593
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (441 download)

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Book Synopsis Lost Cat by : Roger Mader

Download or read book Lost Cat written by Roger Mader and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slipper the cat is lost and looking for a family that fits. This story about longing and belonging is perfect for anyone who believes in happily ever-after. Lavishly illustrated by newcomer C. Roger Mader.

1000 Cat Names

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Publisher : B.E.S. Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780764130700
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (37 download)

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Book Synopsis 1000 Cat Names by : Gabriele Linke-Grun

Download or read book 1000 Cat Names written by Gabriele Linke-Grun and published by B.E.S. Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats have very distinctive personalities, and every new kitten deserves a name to match its looks and character. Prince might be the perfect name for a pussycat of regal appearanceï¿1/2though Yogi would be a better fit for a comical cat who always gets into mischief. Those two plus 998 additional names fill this entertaining and informative little book, written to inspire soon-to-be cat owners. Theyï¿1/2ll find names to match not only their kittenï¿1/2s personality, but also to reflect their own tastes and interests, all names presented in alphabetical order. And while trying to decide on that perfect feline nameï¿1/2whether it be Pinocchio or Picasso, Hercules or Hamletï¿1/2cat owners can delight over the dozens of enchanting, comical, and endearing color photos of kittens at rest and at play.

Book of Cat Names

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ISBN 13 : 9780140237924
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (379 download)

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Book Synopsis Book of Cat Names by : Simon Jeans

Download or read book Book of Cat Names written by Simon Jeans and published by . This book was released on 1994-11-01 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Little Calico & Tortoiseshell Cat Book

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Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780671709877
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (98 download)

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Book Synopsis The Little Calico & Tortoiseshell Cat Book by : David Taylor

Download or read book The Little Calico & Tortoiseshell Cat Book written by David Taylor and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 1990 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won't Answer to, Anyway)

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Publisher : The Countryman Press
ISBN 13 : 168268704X
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (826 download)

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Book Synopsis The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won't Answer to, Anyway) by : Bob Eckstein

Download or read book The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won't Answer to, Anyway) written by Bob Eckstein and published by The Countryman Press. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naming a cat is the most important step in your kitten’s life—New Yorker cartoonist Bob Eckstein can help. Reader, beware! A cat’s name will set the tone for the rest of their personal and professional life. Recent studies from dubious cat blogs have shown that 80 percent of cat owners regret the name they gave their feline friends. The number one reason: it became too popular. Fear not. Whether the goal is a name to carry on family tradition or to find something new and different, The Complete Book of Cat Names is packed with options, along with all-new, cat-themed cartoons by Eckstein, making this crucial step in owning a pet a pleasure. Here, you will find the most popular cat names (to avoid), bookstore cat names (Homer or Pip), cat names for foodies (S’more or Capers), James Bond villain cats (Golden Paws or Jinx), and many more. In addition, Eckstein provides handy charts for identifying a cat’s type (inside or outside, sassy or sweet). It’s the perfect gift for any cat owner.

Artsy Cats Board Book

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Publisher : Mudpuppy Books
ISBN 13 : 9780735361065
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book Artsy Cats Board Book written by Mudpuppy and published by Mudpuppy Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pawsitively purrfect tour through modern art history! Introduce modern art meowsters with this book of adorable cat portraits, each inspired by an iconic style of art. The Artsy Cats Board Book from Mudpuppy features clever kitty-inspired artist names and painting credits, from Clawed Monet to Paw Klee. - 28 sturdy pages - Book trim: 7 x 7"