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Blush: Politics and other unnatural acts

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 : 1453786198
Total Pages : 159 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (537 download)

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Download or read book Blush: Politics and other unnatural acts written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes the award-winning story "Razing Arizona!" Excerpts from Blush "At the Inauguration, a better tone was set when the incoming First Couple met the outgoing First Couple on the steps of the White House. There were hugs all round, and the incoming First Female Significant Other presented a gift to the outgoing First Female Significant Other. This kindness spurred the hovering photo-hounds into a frenzy of photo-hounding, until the Clintons leapt out of the First Shrubbery, stole the gift, and spirited it off to their First Legacy Museum. Bill Clinton then pardoned the shrubbery." "I'm building a politician, in case you're looking to buy one. For a while there, I was thinking of running for office myself. But I'm not going to lie to you. And there it is. If I can't lie to you, I'm not politically viable." "During a bone-chilling outbreak of global warming, Barack Obama was inaugurated President of the United States, and got three votes for the Papacy, and won the Rose Bowl. He immediately set the tone for his administration by having world-class musicians fake a music performance, while not paying their taxes. The new President then introduced us to his "twin-teleprompter" speaking style, making him look like he's constantly talking to 2 very tall voters on opposite sides of the room. Later in the month, Congress presented a Health Care Bill that everybody agreed was probably well-written." Online humorist Barry Parham is back with another acute collection of satire, targeting politics and other, less evil things. And when Barry's in the beltway, no party or platform is safe.

Why I Hate Straws

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : Booksurge Llc
ISBN 13 : 9781439254578
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (545 download)

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Download or read book Why I Hate Straws written by Barry Parham and published by Booksurge Llc. This book was released on 2009 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes the award-winning stories "Going Green, Seeing Red" and "Driving Miss Conception!" Excerpts from Why I Hate Straws "I finally decided to try one of the new, non-threatening light bulbs - you know, one of those curly things that looks like soft-serve ice cream, costs more than a tanning bed, and is guaranteed to save me up to 12 cents between now and the formation of any new continents." "You may be thinking, though probably not, 'how does a mere mortal build a web site?' Well, it's really quite simple. I type normal human words, wrap them in weird code words, and suddenly you're able to download air-brushed pictures of moody Nordic women." "After thanking himself, and then introducing himself, and then thanking himself for inviting himself, the President actually said, out loud, 'next page.'" Online author Barry Parham unleashes this set of satire, humor, and indignations. His perorations poke at family, dating, politics, culture, nature, good and bad decisions, and ferrets.

Why I Hate Straws

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Why I Hate Straws written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2009-09-14 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes the award-winning stories "Going Green, Seeing Red" and "Driving Miss Conception!" Excerpts from Why I Hate Straws "I finally decided to try one of the new, non-threatening light bulbs - you know, one of those curly things that looks like soft-serve ice cream, costs more than a tanning bed, and is guaranteed to save me up to 12 cents between now and the formation of any new continents." "You may be thinking, though probably not, 'how does a mere mortal build a web site?' Well, it's really quite simple. I type normal human words, wrap them in weird code words, and suddenly you're able to download air-brushed pictures of moody Nordic women." "After thanking imself, and then introducing himself, and then thanking himself for inviting himself, the President actually said, out loud, 'next page.'" Online author Barry Parham unleashes this set of satire, humor, and indignations. His perorations poke at family, dating, politics, culture, nature, good and bad decisions, and ferrets.

Chariots if Ire

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chariots if Ire written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2013-07-28 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Praise for Chariots of Ire "Parham has done it again...'Chariots' is another smash in a long list of dangerously funny books." Author McKendree Long Humorist Barry Parham is back, taking aim at social media, marketing, politics, and other human shortcomings.

Full Frontal Stupidity

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Full Frontal Stupidity written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2012-04-26 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Praise for Full Frontal Stupidity "Parham is at the very top echelon of American humorists, equal to Dave Barry or David Sedaris on their best day." Linton Robinson (Editor, My Funny Valentine) Humor columnist Barry Parham is back, launching his latest salvo of hilarious, thought-provoking, take-no-prisoners observations. on being single... "Single guys buy milk in small, manageable doses, as if they were bringing home work, or morals. It would never cross a single guy's mind to buy an entire gallon of anything, much less some expiring liquid that can mutate into something that smells like Detroit looks." on auto racing... "I'm the first to admit that racing takes talent ... not to mention bravery. But, there's bravery involved in putting your hand on a hot stove, too. Sadly, though, after you're done with the stove, there's nothing much left but discipline, and learning to write with your other hand." on politics... "Contestant #3 was unable to make it, but he did swing by and vote 'Present' so we would validate his parking, and he would like to remind our studio audience that was for showing up before he was against it." Includes these award-winning stories! Skirts vs. Skins Scenes From a Maul

The Middle-Age of Aquarius

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Middle-Age of Aquarius written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2011-06-21 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're not already familiar with the work of online humor columnist Barry Parham, here's your chance to get to know him... ...to get to know the man the Chicago Tribute has called "the next Mark Twain" (no, they didn't) ...the guy David Ladderman, Jay Limo & others depend on for new material (no, they don't) ...the acclaimed wit known to the staff at the Miami Harold as "the funniest man since Mark Twain" (actually, they never met) ...a man the New Yorker Times considers to be "just a bit taller than Mark Twain" (this is true, because Mark Twain died) So hop aboard for Barry's fourth collection of looks at play, work, art, TV, cultural norms (a very short chapter, that one), ads, fads, politics, the internet, anti-social networking, and why the end of the world might be late. And yes, Straw-Heads, the ferrets are back. Includes these award-winning stories! Comfortably Dumb Snowblind The Zodiac Buzz-Killer

Aztec

Author : Gary Jennings
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780765317506
Total Pages : 774 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (175 download)

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Download or read book Aztec written by Gary Jennings and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-05-16 with total page 774 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The epic tale of an Aztec survivor of the Spanish conquest and his times as a warrior, scribe, travelling merchant, confidant of Motecuhzoma II, and envoy to the invading Spaniards.

Chariots of Ire

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490556697
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (566 download)

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Download or read book Chariots of Ire written by Barry Parham and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-28 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Praise for Chariots of Ire "Parham has done it again...'Chariots' is another smash in a long list of dangerously funny books."Author McKendree Long Humorist Barry Parham is back, taking aim at social media, marketing, politics, and other human shortcomings.

Sorry, We Can't Use Funny

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : PM Productions
ISBN 13 : 145378618X
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (537 download)

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Download or read book Sorry, We Can't Use Funny written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the success of his first book, the 2009 sleeper, "Why I Hate Straws," online humor columnist Barry Parham delivers again. Satire at its best! Includes the award-winning stories "Actuarial Family Theater" and "Perfect!" on Fads & Fashion... In the interest of full disclosure, I admit there's an extant 1970's photo of me and a date, posing for the obligatory parental pre-prom photo. My date was gorgeous, and sane. I, on the other hand, showed up with the hair of a medieval barber. I looked like an electrocuted yak. on St. Valentine's Day... Somehow, February got this reputation as a month of romance, maybe because it's cold. Plus, football's gone and we're stuck with the wildly popular sport of bowling, where you almost never get to see any serious violence. St. Valentine's Day contains vestiges of both early Christian and ancient Roman traditions, alongside other time-honored traditions, like hot-dish picnics and mass public executions. Holiday Factoid: "vestiges" is the classical Greek plural of "vest." on Typos... A local TV station was updating the community on snowstorm-based church closings. According to the typists at the station, there was a church somewhere called St. Martyer. Imagine - an entire religious sect dedicated to turning people into Ernest Borgnine.

Three Elizabethan Domestic Tragedies

Author : Keith Sturgess
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241961467
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book Three Elizabethan Domestic Tragedies written by Keith Sturgess and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-02-23 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elizabethan domestic tragedies depicted the workings of Fortune in the lives of ordinary people, telling stories of sin, discovery, punishment and divine mercy, with their settings and characterization often enhanced by a highly entertaining blend of realism and sensationalism. Only some half-dozen survive to offset the dramas of kings and nobles in the tragedies of Shakespeare and his peers. They combined journalism and entertainment with a didactic concern, and their plots were often derived from contemporary events. Arden of Faversham (1592) and A Yorkshire Tragedy (1608) are both based on chronicles or pamphlets describing authentic murders, while A Woman Killed with Kindness (1603) by Thomas Heywood is a fictional creation, considered his masterpiece.

The plays and poems of William Shakespeare, ed. by J.P. Collier

Author : William Shakespeare
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 380 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The plays and poems of William Shakespeare, ed. by J.P. Collier written by William Shakespeare and published by . This book was released on 1878 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Winding Down Civilization

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781535212151
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (121 download)

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Download or read book Winding Down Civilization written by Barry Parham and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his ninth collection of commentary, award-winning author and humor columnist Barry Parham continues his good-natured assault on society's odd little angles, toe-stubbing dead-ends, and cultural cul-de-sacs. For over seven years, this popular humorist has been delivering punchline after sucker-punchline via his weekly humor column, the diaTribe. Now, nearly half-a-million words later, Parham is back with another long-awaited bundle of barbs, lobbed observations, and as the author himself points out, ..".not a fact in sight."

Maybe It's Just Me

Author : Barry Parham
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511813099
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book Maybe It's Just Me written by Barry Parham and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome back! This new collection contains humor columns written between July 2013 and May 2014, an overly odd time by anybody's standards. Russia hosted the Winter Olympics...at a Black Sea beach resort. It ended up being the most expensive Winter Games in history, despite the Kremlin's attempts to pull off the entire opening ceremonies with only two AAA batteries. The world said 'goodbye' to Nelson Mandela in a televised event translated by the world's most incompetent interpreter, if you don't count Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Notorious Boston gangster Whitey Bulger was convicted and got two life sentences, plus five more years. (The five extra years was a desperate attempt by Bostonians to thwart the threat of a Ben Affleck movie about Whitey Bulger.) Barack Obama was sworn in for the second time, although he was sworn AT way more times. Army private Bradley Manning leaked 700,000 sensitive files and then changed his name to Chelsea, which stumped Homeland Security for over 18 months. In Malaysia, an entire plane vanished, prompting conspiracy theorists to suggest the plane had changed its name to Chelsea. And in a secret midnight vote, Congress voted to not raise taxes. I made that last part up. Really.

Blushing and the Social Emotions

Author : W. Crozier
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 023050194X
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Blushing and the Social Emotions written by W. Crozier and published by Springer. This book was released on 2006-03-12 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The blush is a ubiquitous, but little understood, phenomenon. It involves an involuntary change in the face that can express feelings, reveal character and cause intense anxiety. Crozier provides a scholarly, yet accessible, synthesis of new research, locating blushing within the context of the 'social emotions' of embarrassment, shame and shyness.

Consciousness, Reality and Value

Author : Pierfrancesco Basile
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter
ISBN 13 : 3110328380
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book Consciousness, Reality and Value written by Pierfrancesco Basile and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timothy Sprigge has been a major player on the philosophical scene contributing to discussions as diverse as consciousness, the ontology of time, personal identity, animal rights, punishment, censorship and wider issues in metaphysics, ethics and the history of philosophy. He is, however, less well known for his own highly original system of metaphysics and ethics'a synthesis of Absolute Idealism, panpsychism and utilitarianism. The contributions gathered in this volume, written by philosophers of international reputation or by acknowledged scholars in their specialized fields of inquiry, engage themes in his metaphysics and ethics and provide a critical assessment of his ideas and arguments. In a concluding essay, Sprigge answers the most significant objections raised by his critics: the final result is an engaging dialogue on the perennial and most fundamental questions of philosophy.

Cobbett's Political Register

Author : William Cobbett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (832 download)

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Download or read book Cobbett's Political Register written by William Cobbett and published by . This book was released on 1825 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Unnatural Hairy, Zomnibus Edition

Author : Kevin J. Anderson
Publisher : WordFire +ORM
ISBN 13 : 1614756473
Total Pages : 678 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (147 download)

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Download or read book Unnatural Hairy, Zomnibus Edition written by Kevin J. Anderson and published by WordFire +ORM. This book was released on 2018-07-15 with total page 678 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Together in one volume, two frighteningly hilarious Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. adventures! UNNATURAL ACTS To be dead, or not to be dead... In the Unnatural Quarter, golems slave away in sweatshops, necromancers sell black-market trinkets to tourists, and the dead rise up—to work the night shift. But zombie detective Dan Shamble is no ordinary working stiff. When a local senator and his goons picket a ghostly production of Shakespeare in the Dark—condemning the troupe’s “unnatural” lifestyles—Dan smells something rotten. And if something smells rotten to a zombie, you’re in serious trouble.... Before his way of life, er, death is destroyed, Dan wants answers. Along the way, he needs to provide security for a mummified madame, defend a mixed-race couple (he’s a vampire, she’s a werewolf) from housing discrimination, and save his favorite watering hole, the Goblin Tavern, from drying up. Throw in a hairy hit-man and a bank robber who walks through walls, and Dan Shamble’s plate is full. Maybe this time the zombie detective has bitten off more than he can chew... HAIR RAISING The fur really flies when a serial scalper stalks the supernatural citizens of the Unnatural Quarter, targeting werewolves—and what's sadder than a bald lycanthrope? Dan Shamble, zombie P.I., is on the case, trying to stop an all-out gang war between full-time and full-moon werewolves. As he combs through the tangled clues to hunt down the bald facts, things get hairy fast. Shamble lurches through a loony landscape of voodoo tattoo artists, illicit cockatrice fights, body builders assembling make-your-own human kits, and perhaps scariest of all, crazed fans in town for the Worldwide Horror Convention. Yet the reign of hair-raising terror grows longer. If Shamble can't snip this off at the roots, the whole world could end up howling mad.