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Author : HUDSON. MOORE
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
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Book Rating : 4.:/5 (13 download)
Download or read book BEST JOKES written by HUDSON. MOORE and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Hudson Moore
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530407460
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 Ultimate Collection written by Hudson Moore and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "GET READY TO GET YOUR GiGGLE ON!" FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Imagine always having a joke handy! Everyone needs a good rib-tickling, belly-laughing session with family and friends. Having a good old chuckle also releases soothing euphoric endorphins that help decrease stress and anxiety. Did you know that you're 30 times more likely to laugh if you're with somebody else than if you're alone? So next time you have a gathering with friends, why not share some of these absolute cracker jokes? This book contains The Ultimate 2016 Collection of short jokes that will make you cry with laughter. You will be gasping for air with funny one-liners that you can share with all of your mates. We have avoided smutty blonde jokes and predictable momma gags that may offend some people.You are left with solid jokes that are clever, witty and hilariously funny! WORLD LANGUAGE FRIENDLY Converted to the top 20 Languages! Imagine how good it will feel to use these jokes on your friends and family! Jokes that last a lifetime! “ FREE on Kindle Unlimited. Checkout these examples: Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their bottom with an IPad. Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. How do you make the concrete laugh? You tickle its crack. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. Clapping is really weird. You're smacking your hands together to indicate approval. I predict that in the future, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to create one super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace. Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic? Did you know? Four out of every three people . . . Have trouble with fractions. Don't forget to checkout my entire collection. Tags: books for kids 9-12, book for kids 9 12, kids brain games, kids books, jokes for kids, Best Jokes 2016, children's books,jokes, Funny Books, Joke Books, Books for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for kids, tongue twisters, tongue twisters for kids, knock knock jokes ,Jokes, Jokes for kids, Jokes for kids free Jokes, jokes for kids, Joke books, funny books, fun
Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781790808007
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Funny Jokes written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-06 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes you never read! All new jokes!Perfect Gift for your Friends!This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids!Joking is always fun!However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different!WHY?THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER!Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -Wise jokes for Wiseguys;-A great collection of 500+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES;-Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff;-Jokes for adults only;-New jokes for 2018;-Jokes that you will remember forever.Thank You
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435904
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Author : Evan C Thomas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440576971
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977673091
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Jokes written by Joe King and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
Author : Hudson Moore
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530769872
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (698 download)
Download or read book Best Yo Mama Jokes - Ultimate Collection written by Hudson Moore and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING! Yo Mama won't like this! FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Only $0.99 for a limited time! Statistically speaking, every "Yo Mama joke" has been done thousands of different times by thousands of different people... Just like Yo Mama! Yo Mama battles have been going strong for almost 100 hundred years. Originally known as The Dozens or The Dirty Dozens, contestants would verbally battle it out until a winner was announced. Today, they are more popular than ever! If you want to own the next Yo Mama battle with your mates, then you need this book. With over 230 jokes ranging from hilarious to outrageously hardcore, these jokes are sure to leave your friends gob-smacked and gasping for air! Warning! SOME JOKES ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! While this book contains many inappropriate jokes, rest assured that we have avoided any tasteless racist jokes. ” DOWNLOAD NOW “ for a discounted price of $0.99. Checkout a few of my favourites: Yo mama's so stupid... She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo mama's so old... Her breast milk is actually powder. Yo mama's so hairy... When you were born you got carpet burn. Yo mama's so fat... She got hit by a car and said, 'Who threw that rock?' Yo mama's so skinny... She swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. Who is Hudson Moore?Hudson is an Aussie Actor who loves positive vibes. He believes Life is about enjoying the little things, like sharing a story or listening to a joke or two. So many people are not making connections with other people as we become a society that is smart app drive. Hudson is all about going back to basics, spending time with real friends and laughing until the cats come home. Because at the end of the day, laughing is free and it makes us feel so good.. Don't forget to chckout my entire collection. :)Tags: Jokes, Joke Books, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Mama jokes, Funny Books, Best jokes 2016 yo momma jokes yo mamma jokes Joke Books Funny Books Best Jokes jokes funny books Joke Books funny jokes Best Jokes Jokes & Riddles Jokes and Riddles, Funny books, Joke books, Funny jokes, Best jokes 2015, Best Jokes 2016, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo momma Jokes, Jokes, Best Jokes 2016, Funny Books, Joke Books, tongue twisters, knock knock jokes ,Jokes, Jokes for kids, Joke books, funny books, funny jokes, jokes free
Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1629795534
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (297 download)
Download or read book Laugh Attack! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Author : Graham Cann
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781838090593
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (95 download)
Download or read book Another 1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes written by Graham Cann and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the mind blowing success of Volume One, here it is! Another fabulous compilation of the world's best one-liners and short jokes in over forty categories such as Doctors, Celebrities, Law and Order and so many more. "I wanted to join Paranoids Anonymous but they wouldn't tell me where they met" "I've been telling people about the benefit of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness" "I tried taking a selfie in the shower but it keeps coming out blurry. I have selfie steam issues" You're in for a real treat with over 1000 giggles, groans and belly laughs designed to lift your mood and make your day! If laughter is the best medicine, there's enough here to dose up the entire world's population with a vaccine guaranteed to put a smile on your face and warm the cockles of your heart. For your instant inoculation of fatuous fun click the BUY NOW button!
Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539086758
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (867 download)
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lot of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh Just make sure that you laugh with your friends or someone might think you are getting crazy.
Author : Ravi Jain
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539762119
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (621 download)
Download or read book Ultimate Jokes written by Ravi Jain and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ultimate Jokes Book is the best jokes of 2016 Year. Try this book and enjoy unlimited laughter!!!!!!!!!!!
Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781535351973
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (519 download)
Download or read book Funny Jokes: Ultimate LoL Edition written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-26 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun time! Looking for funny jokes that will make you laugh every time? You've come to the right place. « Funny Jokes » is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of jokes that will amuse you and will create a good mood for you. Have fun reading these hilarious jokes!
Author : André Remark
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (711 download)
Download or read book Dirty Jokes for Adults written by André Remark and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Jokes for Adults The perfect book for humorous adults. Dirty and shameless, that's what this book is all about. Whether the best short or long jokes, dirty joke questions or the most shameless short stories. This ultimate collection is sure to leave nothing to be desired. Pure laughter guaranteed!!! Short Jokes: Mom Mom, can I play with your boobs? Yes, but don't go too far out, it's about to get dark! Long Jokes: Three sperms are fighting. Says the first: "I want to be first!!!" The second: "NO, I, I WANT!!!" The third one says calmly: "Stop fighting, let's see how we get out of the esophagus again". Joke Questions: What do 60 year old women have between their breasts that 20 year old women don't have? The belly button... Short Stories: Three nuns go to heaven and are met at the gate by Peter. Peter asks the first one what was the worst thing she had done and she says: "I only touched a male member once." Peter, "All right, wash your hands in holy water and you can go to heaven. Peter to the second, "And what did you do?!" The second is about to answer, when the third interrupts her: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, before you wash your ass, let me rinse your mouth first...".
Author : Alan Buxton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853759192
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (591 download)
Download or read book Best. Gags. Ever! written by Alan Buxton and published by . This book was released on 2015-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mammoth collection of the funniest one-liners, jokes, and gags ever uttered"" ""Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." --"Victor Borge""" ""When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." --Demetri Martin""" ""Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." --""Homer Simpson""" ""Old McDonald was dyslexic, E-O-I-O-E." --""Billy Connolly""" ""A man in the house is worth two in the street." --""Mae West" From Groucho to Gervais--this is the ultimate collection of more than 1,000 of the world's funniest jokes, one-liners, and zingers from stand-up, film, and television. This book is filled with the funniest quotes from the greatest comedians, actors, and actresses ever to walk the Earth. Containing thousands of great observations and jokes, the variety in this book is incredible, and the uniting factor is simple: great, funny lines
Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author : Joel Jessup
Publisher : Arcturus Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781788887823
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (878 download)
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel Jessup and published by Arcturus Editions. This book was released on 2019-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What's ET short for? A: Because he's got little legs. Featuring subjects from hacking to hipsters, AI to modern art, plastic to post-apocalyptic puns, The Amazing Joke Book will hit your funny bone right where it's needed. Ideal for dipping into, as inspiration for entertaining your friends or making a speech, this bumper book of funnies is guaranteed to provide hundreds of laughs for all the family. ABOUT THE SERIES: Sirius Super Funny Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.
