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Author : Lisa Eisenberg
Publisher : Scholastic Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780590998185
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (981 download)
Download or read book 101 Bug Jokes written by Lisa Eisenberg and published by Scholastic Incorporated. This book was released on 1984 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes featuring bugs of all types.
Author : Lisa Rusczyk
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781503323827
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (238 download)
Download or read book Charlie the Cavalier Travels the World written by Lisa Rusczyk and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Charlie the Cavalier on his travels around the world. While away he will video chat, send post cards, call on the phone, and text the people he misses at home. He even bring home his best friend Lilly a present. A great way to show kids how you will stay connected while you are away from home. Kids will also learn different landmarks around the world. Places that Charlie travels includes: Central Park, NYC, New York, Niagara Falls, Niagara, Canada, Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Big Ben, London, England, Prague Castle, Prague, Czech Republic, Eiffel Tower, Paris, France, Canal, Venice, Italy, Pyramids, Giza, Egypt, Great Wall of China, China, and Sydney Opera House, Sydney, Australia.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Rachel Branton
Publisher : White Star Press
ISBN 13 : 1939203724
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (392 download)
Download or read book I Don't Want to Eat Bugs written by Rachel Branton and published by White Star Press. This book was released on 2016-04-08 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bugs are for the birds! Lisbon is hungry and it’s hard to wait for dinner. When her animal friends try to help her find something tasty to eat, the real the problems begin! Join Lisbon on her funny misadventures. Each beautiful illustration is designed to inspire the imaginations of children. An activity page at the end of the book allows for more fun as they search for special items in the illustrations. This version of I Don't Want to Eat Bugs has been designed specifically for ebook with a fixed layout and larger text for easy reading. While this is a great read-aloud book for parents, teachers, and other adults to share with children, we have chosen fonts that are similar to the way children form letters for easy recognition as they begin to read on their own. The print book is also available in 8.5” x 11” format. Author’s Note: I Don't Want to Eat Bugs was written for my daughter, who was two when I wrote this story and didn’t like salad, but now she’s four and a half and loves it—if I give her plenty of salad dressing! (But don’t worry—this isn’t a book about eating salad.) Of course birds, cats, and dogs have a very different idea of what's good to eat, but through this fun adventure, Lisbon learns there is also food meant just for her—and it's good, especially compared with all the offerings from her animal friends. My daughter and I privately call this book the "Ice Cream Story" (she LOVES ice cream so there had to be ice cream involved), and now whenever something funny happens, she says, "We should write a new ice cream story about that." And we have! I Don't Want to Eat Bugs is the first book in a planned series called Lisbon’s Misadventures. I’ve written the next three books in the series, and Tim Petersen is hard at work creating the illustrations. Tim is obviously a fabulous artist, and I’m excited to be working with him. You can sign up on my website to learn when the next book comes out (http://teylarachelbranton.com/). Thank you and enjoy!
Author : Melvin Berger
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780439275729
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (757 download)
Download or read book Best Bug Jokes written by Melvin Berger and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Arnie Lightning
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535123365
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (233 download)
Download or read book Ant Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-09 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Ant Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean ant jokes for children. Funny ant and bug jokes Cute and colorful insect and bug illustrations Mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do you call an ant with frog's legs? A: An antphibian! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do ants prevent body odor? A: Deodorant! ~LOL!~ Q: Which city do most ants live in? A: Antlanta! ~HAHA!~ Q: What game is played between ants and elephants? A: Squash! ~LOL!~ Funny Ant and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about ants and insects. With cute and silly insect and bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Ants! This funny joke book is full of ants, bugs, insects, and creepy crawler jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bugs and insects will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author : Jen Carney
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241455456
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (414 download)
Download or read book The Accidental Diary of B.U.G. written by Jen Carney and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don't you DARE call her B.U.G! Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She'll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie's mums' are getting married). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie's best friend Layla. And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn't catch her eating biscuits first. Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure! A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Daily Mail Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house - Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad
Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781512279641
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (796 download)
Download or read book 100+ Knock Knock Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Auntie! Auntie who? Auntie glad to see me again! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Carl! Carl who? Carl get you there faster than walking will! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor
Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781514172346
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (723 download)
Download or read book 400+ Funny Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Food Jokes Frog Jokes Horse Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes School Jokes Snake Jokes Sports Jokes From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! HAHA! Q: What type of tool did cave men use? A: A dino-saw! LOL! Q: What food is good for the brain? A: Noodle soup! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy! 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This MASSIVE collection of 400+ funny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! Tags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited, funny jokes, jokes for kids, kids jokes, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Author : Eva Blank
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 0761176845
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Eva Blank and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2013-04-23 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Author : David A. Carter
Publisher : Little Simon
ISBN 13 : 9780689818592
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (185 download)
Download or read book Giggle Bugs written by David A. Carter and published by Little Simon. This book was released on 1999-06-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross two Banana Peel Bugs? Lift the flaps and find out! 58 lift-the-flap riddles and a hilarious giggling sound chip will make you laugh out loud with the Giggle Bugs!
Author : G. Patrick Vennebush
Publisher : Robert Reed Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9781934759486
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (594 download)
Download or read book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks written by G. Patrick Vennebush and published by Robert Reed Publishers. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --
Author : Jacqueline Horsfall
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402728822
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (288 download)
Download or read book Bug Jokes written by Jacqueline Horsfall and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collection of jokes and riddles having to do with insects.
Author : Hugh Moore
Publisher : ABDO
ISBN 13 : 1617143022
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (171 download)
Download or read book Bug Jokes written by Hugh Moore and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains colorful, easy-to-read jokes with cartoon-like illustrations.
Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781515357100
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (571 download)
Download or read book 1300+ Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1300+ Funny Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 1300+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Q: What would you hear at a cow concert? A: Moo-sic! HAHA! Q: When is an aardvark jumpy? A: When he has ants in his pants! LOL! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! HAHA! Q: Where would you put an injured insect? A: In an antbulance! LOL! Q: What do you get if you cross two young dogs with earplugs? A: Hush puppies! HAHA! Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car? A: The same way he got in! LOL! Q: What kind of fish does your parrot sit on? A: A perch! HAHA! Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar! 1300+ Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your pet friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 1300+ animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today! tags: animal, animals, jokes, aardvark, birds, cat, dog, elephant, fish, fox, bug, monkey, pig, rabbit, skunk, snakes, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, funny animal books, joke book, joke books, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Author : Uncle Amon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781536829648
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (296 download)
Download or read book Cow Jokes written by Uncle Amon and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-04 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about cows! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Q: What is the golden rule for a cow? A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you! HAHA! Q: What did one dairy cow say to another? A: Got milk? LOL! Q: How does a cow do math? A: With a cowculator! HAHA! Q: If you mixed a cow with a flock of ducks, what would you get? A: Milk and quackers! LOL! Q: Where did the bull carry his paperwork? A: In his beef case! HAHA! This funny joke book is full of hilarious cow jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get hilarious joke collection!
Author : Ski Michaels
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780816727452
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (274 download)
Download or read book 102 Creepy, Crawly Bug Jokes written by Ski Michaels and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles about things that crawl, creep, and fly.
