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Book Synopsis Bart! Stop the Farts! by : Nirit Littaney
Download or read book Bart! Stop the Farts! written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phew Wee! What's that smell? It might just be Bart; the silly little boy who thinks tooting around other people is a funny joke. No matter where he goes or whom he's with, Bart farts way too often to handle. With no end to his stinky antics in sight, his parents try to carry on with their lives. Little do they know, a special outing is just what Bart needs to learn a very important lesson about respect and good behavior. This light-hearted children's bedtime story is a great picture book for kids ages 3-8. Early readers will love the silly story and colorful pictures, while parents will appreciate the hidden lesson inside.
Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English by : Tom Dalzell
Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
Book Synopsis Naughty Bart and His GIANT FART by : Joe Novella
Download or read book Naughty Bart and His GIANT FART written by Joe Novella and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Bart decides to 'wag' school one day to sit at home playing video games and eat junk food. So much gas builds up in his guts from sitting around doing nothing that a giant fart explodes out of his bum that rockets him out the window of his house, over the fence, to crash land on his neighbour's outdoor dunny. Neighbour Wally is not too impressed, and neither is his wife Kate, who threatens to tell Bart's parents if he doesn't get himself off to school. So off Bart trots off to school where his teacher Ms Wesson makes him sit in class while the other kids play, to teach Bart that wagging school is not such a great idea. With 28 pages full of full-colour illustrations, Naughty Bart and his GIANT FART is sure to be a hit with children everywhere, after all, what kid doesn't laugh at farts.
Book Synopsis Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two by : Jack Townsend
Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two written by Jack Townsend and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoë Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Blame It on the Dog written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-03-30 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.
Book Synopsis The Life and Letters of Tofu Roshi by : Susan Moon
Download or read book The Life and Letters of Tofu Roshi written by Susan Moon and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2001-05-01 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tofu Roshi—the fictional "Dear Abby" of Zen Buddhism—counsels his readers about their spiritual problems in this hilarious spoof of America's search for enlightenment. Selections from his advice column alternate with commentary from narrator and disciple Ichi Su.
Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
Book Synopsis The Ghostwriter Secret by : Mac Barnett
Download or read book The Ghostwriter Secret written by Mac Barnett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After saving the United States, Steve Brixton has opened his own agency. Steve gets a call to solve the case of the Fairview diamond but it turns into an even bigger mystery. Illustrations.
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Book Synopsis Fart and Burp are Superstinkers by : Zoë Foster Blake
Download or read book Fart and Burp are Superstinkers written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!
Book Synopsis Melonhead and the Vegalicious Disaster by : Katy Kelly
Download or read book Melonhead and the Vegalicious Disaster written by Katy Kelly and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can Adam "Melonhead" Melon, who lives in the Washington, D.C., neighborhood of Capitol Hill, survive his fearsome fifth-grade teacher and his mother's resolution to cook healthy, nutritious meals?
Book Synopsis Zigi the Alien and the Stinky Socks by : Nirit Littaney
Download or read book Zigi the Alien and the Stinky Socks written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sniff Sniff. What is that stinky smell? No dirty sock is too smelly for Zigi, a friendly alien who zooms down to Earth in search of lone socks. Follow Zigi as he roams the streets and parks of your neighborhood, snatching colorful socks when their owners aren't looking. His journey to build up a pungent collection will keep you smiling and leave you wondering where this alien story will head next. Keep an eye on your own socks as you settle into bed to read this colorful fantasy book for kids. This picture book for kids is perfect for early readers in search of an original bedtime story for kids. Book 1 in the Zigi the Alien series. This book is great for quick bedtime story or to be read aloud with friends and family!
Book Synopsis Bart and the Stinky Nasty Fart by : Dane Thomas
Download or read book Bart and the Stinky Nasty Fart written by Dane Thomas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-19 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart farts high and he farts low, he farts in the grass and he farts in the snow. He farts on his mom and he farts on his dad, but with all this farting there is a lesson to be had. A hilarious and heartwarming story the entire family will enjoy about a boy who learns a lesson in manners.
Book Synopsis Candy's Chocolate Kingdom by : Nirit Littaney
Download or read book Candy's Chocolate Kingdom written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Candy, the cute girl who loves chocolate so much she dreams about it at night. Grab some sweets and follow Candy though a Magical Chocolate Kingdom that fills her belly and teaches her an important lesson about limits, after something very unexpected happens in the delicious empire. Though the vivid illustrations are sure to make your mouth water, Candy's new understanding is the real treat even you can munch on! Excellent for early readers and children ages 3-8. Book 1 in the Fantasy Kingdom series. This book is great for quick bedtime story or to be read aloud with friends and family!
