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Book Synopsis Bart! Stop the Farts! by : Nirit Littaney
Download or read book Bart! Stop the Farts! written by Nirit Littaney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phew Wee! What's that smell? It might just be Bart; the silly little boy who thinks tooting around other people is a funny joke. No matter where he goes or whom he's with, Bart farts way too often to handle. With no end to his stinky antics in sight, his parents try to carry on with their lives. Little do they know, a special outing is just what Bart needs to learn a very important lesson about respect and good behavior. This light-hearted children's bedtime story is a great picture book for kids ages 3-8. Early readers will love the silly story and colorful pictures, while parents will appreciate the hidden lesson inside.
Book Synopsis Bart and the Stinky Nasty Fart by : Dane Thomas
Download or read book Bart and the Stinky Nasty Fart written by Dane Thomas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-19 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart farts high and he farts low, he farts in the grass and he farts in the snow. He farts on his mom and he farts on his dad, but with all this farting there is a lesson to be had. A hilarious and heartwarming story the entire family will enjoy about a boy who learns a lesson in manners.
Download or read book Bart's Fart written by Susan Rutherford and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-30 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of Bart, a boy who just can't fart. Follow Bart on his humorous quest to become a big time farter. Laugh out loud at his trials and tribulations. If you like Jason Hall books. You will love this book.
Download or read book Bart the Fart written by Scott Gallagher and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-18 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fart has to find the perfect bottom to live in, and it seems to Bart that everyone except him has found their own cheeky chum. On the advice of Lord Fart, Bart sets out on an important quest. Will he find the perfect rump to trump from, or is he destined to be a solitary stink? This hilarious tale will leave children laughing so hard, don't be surprised if something pops out! Full of rude noises, noxious smells and every type of rear imaginable, Scott Gallagher brings a brilliant array of bottom burps to life in this fabulous story. One thing's for sure; add Bart the Lonely Fart to your reading list, and bedtime will be anything but boring!
Book Synopsis Naughty Bart and His GIANT FART by : Joe Novella
Download or read book Naughty Bart and His GIANT FART written by Joe Novella and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Bart decides to 'wag' school one day to sit at home playing video games and eat junk food. So much gas builds up in his guts from sitting around doing nothing that a giant fart explodes out of his bum that rockets him out the window of his house, over the fence, to crash land on his neighbour's outdoor dunny. Neighbour Wally is not too impressed, and neither is his wife Kate, who threatens to tell Bart's parents if he doesn't get himself off to school. So off Bart trots off to school where his teacher Ms Wesson makes him sit in class while the other kids play, to teach Bart that wagging school is not such a great idea. With 28 pages full of full-colour illustrations, Naughty Bart and his GIANT FART is sure to be a hit with children everywhere, after all, what kid doesn't laugh at farts.
Book Synopsis Stew & Bart by : Booksmart Publishing
Download or read book Stew & Bart written by Booksmart Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stew & Bart: Attack of the Farts" is a riotously hilarious illustrated rhyming storybook that takes readers on a wild, windy adventure through the funny world of flatulence. Meet Stew and Bart, two mischievous friends whose bellies are always bubbling with the most outrageous gas imaginable. As the story unfolds, join Stew and Bart on their wild escapades as they navigate the comical consequences of their uncontrollable toots. From stinky situations at home that spark an uproarious imagination, there's never a dull moment when these two friends are around. With vibrant illustrations that capture the chaos and laughter of every moment, "Stew & Bart: Attack of the Farts" is sure to have readers of all ages giggling uncontrollably. But amidst the hilarity, this charming tale also teaches an important lesson about embracing our quirks and finding the humor in life's most unexpected moments. So buckle up and get ready for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you gasping for breath and begging for more. Because when it comes to Stew and Bart, there's never a dull moment - especially when the farts are flying!
Book Synopsis Bart Can't Wait to Fart! by : Reed Robbins
Download or read book Bart Can't Wait to Fart! written by Reed Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-25 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart can't wait to Fart! And that's not good news for the innocent people who are unlucky enough to be around when he plays his tushy tuba or drops a booty bomb! Whether at work, on a date, visiting a public pool or just generally terrorizing the public at large, Bart takes great pride and pleasure in showing off his works of (f)art! Butt, things soon get out of hand when Bart realizes the awesome power of his 'poofs' and goes to the dark side... Will the world powers give in to Bart's outrageous demands or will Bart follow through with his evil plan to take over the world with his 'Thunder from down under'? With its clever and outlandish rhyming text, this explosive story will have you and your young-uns on the edge of your (toilet) seat!
Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Download or read book Bart Fubbles written by Pat Warren and published by . This book was released on 2015-01-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart Fubbles is a young boy who was born with a very special gift... the gift of extreme flatulence! He quickly becomes famous for the variety he displays while embarking upon his gassy quests.But one day Bart learns that his unique talents can hurt someone's feelings. Can he reign in his farting ways in order to avoid causing harm to others?Follow the hilarious journey of a young boy who matures after becoming famous for a talent most people try to hide....
Book Synopsis Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting by : Geryn Childress
Download or read book Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting written by Geryn Childress and published by . This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."
Book Synopsis The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English by : Tom Dalzell
Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simple text and illustrations tell the story of why we pass gas.
Download or read book Lance Fart Pants written by Dave Munsey and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.
Book Synopsis Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two by : Jack Townsend
Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two written by Jack Townsend and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.
Book Synopsis The Epic Adventures of Fartboy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet by : Manami S. Tinkie
Download or read book The Epic Adventures of Fartboy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet written by Manami S. Tinkie and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-21 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bart Pewskie is a regular kid with a secret superhero identity. His friends know him as a typical 4th grader, but most people know him by a different name - FartBoy! With the super power to make super stinky farts that knock people unconscious, FartBoy uses his powers for good. Find out what happens when FartBoy takes on the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet that is crushing his town. Will FartBoy defeat the giant, or will everyone have to flee in terror? LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook for FREE That's right...For a limited time with your purchase, you can download a FREE audiobook version of "The Epic Adventures of FartBoy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet" read by the author, Manami S. Tinkie, himself! You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen along to the story.
Book Synopsis The Epic Adventures of FartBoy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet by : Manami Tinkie
Download or read book The Epic Adventures of FartBoy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet written by Manami Tinkie and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-06 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BLACK & WHITE Edition - Bart Pewskie is a regular kid with a secret superhero identity. His friends know him as a typical 4th grader, but most people know him by a different name - FartBoy!With the super power to make super stinky farts that knock people unconscious, FartBoy uses his powers for good. Find out what happens when FartBoy takes on the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet that is crushing his town. Will FartBoy defeat the giant, or will everyone have to flee in terror?LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audio Book for FREEThat's right...For a limited time with your purchase, you can download a FREE Audio Bookversion of "The Epic Adventures of FartBoy and the Titanic Turtle from the Toilet" read by the author, Manami S. Tinkie, himself! You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen along to the story.
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
