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Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206391
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

Jurassic Fart

Author : Pat Pollari
Publisher : Skylark
ISBN 13 : 9780553484687
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (846 download)

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Download or read book Jurassic Fart written by Pat Pollari and published by Skylark. This book was released on 1997 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a deadly gas knocks out everyone in Sam's house and kills his pet mouse, Sam follows a trail of clues that leads to the discovery of a killer fart that may have wiped out the dinosaurs and may now be back to eliminate humankind. Original.

The Legend of Bigfart

Author : Pat Pollari
Publisher : Skylark
ISBN 13 : 9780553484076
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book The Legend of Bigfart written by Pat Pollari and published by Skylark. This book was released on 1996 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deep in the woods of Camp Winnapuke lifes Bigfart, the smelliest, skankiest monster who ever lived. And Jerry Tile is about to meet him.

Barf and Fart

Author : Karolee Krause
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781703155648
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (556 download)

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Download or read book Barf and Fart written by Karolee Krause and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-27 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barf and Fart is a humorous adventure into the wacky world of a dirty, obnoxious character named Bart and his stinky wiener dog, Fart. Together they cause all sorts of mayhem on their everyday journeys to the local market, nearby beach, and shopping center. Fart's bowel problems get them thrown out of pubic places, while Bart's bad manners causes people to run away in horror. Together the odd and smelly team, will keep you laughing, especially if you don't mind stinky stories that end up with someone getting sick.

Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206472
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.

Fart and Barf Coloring Book

Author : Pat Woods
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781792931918
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (319 download)

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Download or read book Fart and Barf Coloring Book written by Pat Woods and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farting Animals Make You Laugh! This is a hilarious collection of farting and barfing animals! This book is for children and adults. It will keep you entertained and laughing while coloring! A great way to relax and with a smile on your face! Great as a gift or making yourself laugh and relax!

Does It Fart?

Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031648413X
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink?

Author : Carol Mona
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615995663
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (956 download)

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Download or read book Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink? written by Carol Mona and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-15 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom...Where do boogers come from? Why do I get the hiccups? Why is my pee yellow? Questions asked everyday all over the world. Now you can be the one with answers! Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink? is a whimsical, educational book that taps into the two best sources on the planet to answer your kids questions about why the body does what it does. Relying on moms and science to answer all those questions you have been fielding since the day your little one discovered they were ticklish and wanted to know why! Fun, funny and full of facts, Carol Mona and her son Matthew, have put together the perfect compendium of questions and answers. Accompanied by hilarious illustrations by David Kantrowitz and a fully researched glossary of terms. Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink? is a must have addition to your parenting arsenal.

The Official Barf Book

Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781604332438
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (324 download)

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Download or read book The Official Barf Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2012-02-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author behind The Official Fart Book comes a sequel that will leave you heaving. Comes with real fake vomit! A clever, insightful, and gross compendium of everything from sayings about vomit, historical anecdotes, and cartoons to rancid rhymes, factoids, great moments in hurling culture, up chuckles, and buckets more! Whether you’re spewing to Ralph on the porcelain telephone or waiting for relief from a stomach tsunami, this book puts the “gag” in gag gift.

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Buttheads from Outer Space

Author : Jerry Mahoney
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510732632
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Buttheads from Outer Space written by Jerry Mahoney and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The buttheads have landed—and they're trying to wipe us out! My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan. We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out—but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked! Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room. The problem is, they're total buttheads! Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here. Oops. Now it's up to us—two sixth graders with B-pluses in science—to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.) Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed…

Technically, It's Not My Fault

Author : John Grandits
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780618428335
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (283 download)

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Download or read book Technically, It's Not My Fault written by John Grandits and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2004 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical-and not so typical-middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.

Even Fairies Fart

Author : Jennifer Stinson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 9780062436238
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (362 download)

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Download or read book Even Fairies Fart written by Jennifer Stinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.

Nerdy Birdy

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1626725705
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)

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Download or read book Nerdy Birdy written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nerdy Birdy likes reading, video games, and reading about video games, which immediately disqualifies him for membership in the cool crowd. One thing is clear: being a nerdy birdy is a lonely lifestyle. When he's at his lowest point, Nerdy Birdy meets a flock just like him. He has friends and discovers that there are far more nerdy birdies than cool birdies in the sky.

Rumble & Spew

Author : Sandy Donovan
Publisher : Lerner Digital ™
ISBN 13 : 1512478725
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Rumble & Spew written by Sandy Donovan and published by Lerner Digital ™. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Audisee® eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and text highlighting for an engaging read aloud experience! What’s that funny feeling coming from your gut? It could be oozing stomach acid or a booming belch or stinky fart that is ready to burst. These revolting reactions happen during the digestion of food. Once you’ve mashed up and swallowed a meal, your body has to turn it into energy, water, and . . . well . . . poop. Find out about all the nasty things that happen deep inside your belly - and learn why they sound, smell, and feel the way they do. With close-up pictures and lots of disgusting facts, this book tells all about the gross science behind your body’s functions.

The Big Book of Farts

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781684182015
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

That's Gross!

Author : Crispin Boyer
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1426310668
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book That's Gross! written by Crispin Boyer and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun, fun and more fun oozes from the covers of "That's Gross!", a perfect book for reading by torchlight under the covers or bathroom reader. Just don't tell them how much real science and history they're learning.