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Download or read book Gnome written by Fred Blunt and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2020-08-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Gnome is a grumpy little fellow. He's really quite rude and he is definitely NOT cute. So when Miss Witch asks him to kindly stop fishing in her pond, Mr. Gnome is in danger of finding out exactly what happens to gnomes who say "NO!" From author illustrator Fred Blunt comes this laugh-out-loud cautionary tale, told in a wonderfully conversational style.
Book Synopsis How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by : Chuck Sambuchino
Download or read book How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack written by Chuck Sambuchino and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Download or read book No, No, Gnome! written by Ashlyn Anstee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! and No, David! comes a tale about a very small gnome who has some very big ideas about the school garden. Gnome cannot wait to help his friends harvest the school garden! But his eagerness and excitement get him into trouble, leaving them all saying, “No, no, Gnome!” The author/illustrator of Are We There, Yeti? delivers a sweet new picture book starring a loveable little hero who has a whole lot of energy...and heart.
Book Synopsis The Riddle of the Gnome by : P. W. Catanese
Download or read book The Riddle of the Gnome written by P. W. Catanese and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Tom, isolated on an island because of a curse that brings bad luck to anyone who comes near him.
Book Synopsis A Gnome There Was by : Henry Kuttner
Download or read book A Gnome There Was written by Henry Kuttner and published by eStar Books. This book was released on 2013-01-07 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cave in leads the Tim Crockett on the adventure of his life, meeting strange gnomes and their mad king.
Book Synopsis Voyage of the Fox Rider by : Dennis L. McKiernan
Download or read book Voyage of the Fox Rider written by Dennis L. McKiernan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 603 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mage Alamar has never forgotten the life debt he owes to Farrix, one of the legendary Hidden Ones of Mithgar, who keep to themselves and avoid contact with ordinary humans. So when Farrix’s mate, the Lady Jinnarin, appears on Alamar’s doorstep, he fears the worst. Months ago, Farrix vanished—and Jinnarin has been plagued by nightmares of him being in danger ever since. To find him, Alamar and Jinnarin must embark on a journey across the sea to confront a master of dark magic preparing to open a portal between Mithgar and a destructive Dark God....
Download or read book Ubuntu written by Neal Krawetz and published by John Wiley and Sons. This book was released on 2011-02-17 with total page 515 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tune, tweak, and change the popular Ubuntu Linux operating system! Ubuntu is a community developed, Linux-based operating system that is perfect for laptops, desktops, and servers, and is used by millions of people around the world. This book provides you with practical hacks and tips that are not readily available online, in FAQ files, or any other Ubuntu book on the market so that you can customize your Ubuntu system for your specific needs. Bridging the gap between introductory information and overly technical coverage, this unique resource presents complex hacks and ways to extend them. You'll feast on numerous tips, hints, and little-known secrets for getting the most out of your Ubuntu system. Coverage includes: Hacking the Installation Selecting a Distribution Selecting the Ubuntu Version The 10-Step Boot Configuration Booting Variations and Troubleshooting Tweaking the BusyBox Upgrading Issues with Ubuntu Configuring GRUB Customizing the User Environment Configuring Devices Adapting Input Devices Managing Software Communicating Online Collaborating Tuning Processes Multitasking Applications Locking Down Ubuntu Advanced Networking Enabling Services If you're a power user hungry for cutting-edge hacks to intensify your Ubuntu system, then this is the book for you! Note: CD-ROM/DVD and other supplementary materials are not included as part of eBook file.
Download or read book Gnomegeddon written by Joseph J. Bailey and published by Joseph J. Bailey. This book was released on with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arcwhistle Goldpulley has everything a gnome technowizard could want and more. He’s just successfully defended his after-post-thesis on harnessing the metamagical residuals of energetic creation and destruction, along with a dramatic demonstration of an application of his theory, one which only blew up two learning halls on campus, and completed his formal education as a master archmage. He is a successful Paratechnologist, a gnomish master of blending magic and science, often to explosive effect. He has developed and licensed many significant inventions ranging from autonomous eyebrow trimmers to anti-light anti-sunglasses. He has contributed significantly to several branches of metamagical thought and theory and continues to do so. He is, in short, a gnome who has it all. But, after graduating with honors for more times than he cares to count from TINKER, the Tellanon Institute of Noetic Knowledge, Education, and Research, Arcwhistle is faced with a problem, one which has no easy answer. What is he going to do with the rest of his life? How is he going live a life with meaning outside school? What is he to do beyond his lab and his research? Where’s the spark? That is until he discovers a new opportunity... the life of a secret agent gnome. Armed with his Paratechnological skills and a not-so-secret identity, can Arcwhistle thwart the efforts of ANGST, a group gnome terrorists Abyss-bent on spreading universal entropy, before they destroy Tellanon, the seat of Paratechnological society, undermine gnomish civilization, and ruin dessert for everyone? Gnomeggedon is a quirky humorous high fantasy story set in the larger Ea’ae macroverse. No gnomes were harmed in the writing of this book.
Book Synopsis The First Magical Adventure of Fairy Petal by : James Morris
Download or read book The First Magical Adventure of Fairy Petal written by James Morris and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-04-26 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nirvana is a magical land inhabited by fairies, gnomes elves and warlocks. Fairy Petal is born to an ancient fairy family but she is only half the size of a normal fairy which gives her a disadvantage. She is however highly intelligent and is given a pendant by the fairy Queen which she learns has great magical powers. She has a knack of getting people to help her and in this fi rst adventure she enlists a gnome, elf, leprechaun and a white warlock to help her free her brother Solom who has become entrapped by a wicked Black warlock. It is a fi ght of good over evil and in this case Fairy Petal represents the goodness of fairies and Nirvana.
Book Synopsis Lord Gnome's Literary Companion by : Francis Wheen
Download or read book Lord Gnome's Literary Companion written by Francis Wheen and published by Verso. This book was released on 1994 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: His review has got to be 'in' by mid-day tomorrow ... at about 9 pm his mind will grow relatively clear, and until the small hours he will sit ... skipping expertly through one book after another and laying each one down with the comment, 'God, what tripe!' ... Then suddenly he will snap into it. All the stale old phrases--'a book that no one should miss', 'something memorable on every page'--jump into their places like iron filings obeying the magnet. Thus did George Orwell, writing forty years ago in Confessions of a Book Reviewer, describe the labours of a typical literary hack. Precious little has changed over the intervening decades; the servility of the satirical magazine Private Eye. Lord Gnome's Literary Companion assembles, in thematic order, the best of these columns to present an astringent, rude and funny survey of publishers and the published.
Book Synopsis Nanda the Naughty Gnome by : Tiffany Mandrake
Download or read book Nanda the Naughty Gnome written by Tiffany Mandrake and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Not all fairies are sweet and pink. Some are little horrors."--Publisher.
Book Synopsis The Eye of the Hunter by : Dennis L. McKiernan
Download or read book The Eye of the Hunter written by Dennis L. McKiernan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1993-08-01 with total page 698 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of the Iron Tower trilogy and The Silver Call duology comes the magnificent epic of Mithgar... A thousand years had passed since the Eye of the Hunter last glared in the heavens. A thousand years since the immortal Elfess Riatha brought word of the prophecy to the Warrows Tomlin and Petal with whom she had leagued to hunt down and defeat Baron Stoke, one of the most evil beings to ever stalk the lands of Mithgar. The price of Stoke’s doom had been a beloved companion’s life, the two plunging, locked in combat, down an icy chasm which had sealed shut the ring of eternity. Now the comet known as the Eye of the Hunter again rode Mithgar’s skies, and the creatures of darkness once again ravaged the lands, heralding the imminent return of their dread mster, Baron Stoke. And now five brave souls must answer the call of prophecy: Riatha and the elf called Aravan; Gwylly and Faeril, last in a long line of Firstborn Warrow descendants of Tomlin and Petal; and one other, one restored to them from Death’s chill grasp.
Book Synopsis A Gnome in My Home by : Jessica Vincent
Download or read book A Gnome in My Home written by Jessica Vincent and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-04-20 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Gnome in My Home is a jolly jaunt through the mysterious world of mischievous gnomes who secretly live in nine-year-old Max's home. Stealing household items from the humans and escaping Barley the Cat are the goals of the many other gnomes living in the walls of the apartment Max shares with his stepsisters, stepmother, and his amazing dad. The story follows all the adventures, good and bad, of Max and his newfound gnome friend, Liftit, a kindly but troublemaking gnome. With many fantastical twists and turns, A Gnome in My Home is an exciting journey through the miniature world of house gnomes. Fun for all ages, readers will be captivated by the thrilling tale of Max and Liftit as they dive into the tiny gnome kingdom, racing time and dodging incredible obstacles along the way.
Download or read book Going Bovine written by Libba Bray and published by Delacorte Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.
Download or read book The Gnome King written by Pamela Hickein and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-21 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three children stumble upon a gnome and a magical book that open the door to the greatest adventure of their lives. George, Ben and Mary discover four ancient kingdoms that govern the elements of fire, air, water and earth. They enter the unseen world of fairies, mermaids and dragons only to find that they need help from the world of man. Find out how the children gather strength and courage to help their newfound friends in a fantastical journey through the Elemental Kingdom.
Book Synopsis The One Great Gnome by : Jeff Dinardo
Download or read book The One Great Gnome written by Jeff Dinardo and published by Red Chair Press. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the spirit of Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz, this story introduces readers to the hidden magical—and mysterious—world of gnomes, elves, and trolls. Eleven-year-old Sarah moves with her family from New York City to rural Hadley, Connecticut. She's eager to explore her new home and meet new friends, but she never expected to befriend an old garden gnome. Readers join Sarah as she is drawn into a secret world under our feet. Sarah uses her instincts to calm old rivalries and help the underworld elves, gnomes, and more join her in the upperworld.
Book Synopsis The Greeks and Their Past by : Jonas Grethlein
Download or read book The Greeks and Their Past written by Jonas Grethlein and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2010-02-04 with total page 363 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Investigates literary memory in the fifth century BCE, covering poetry and oratory as well as the first Greek historians.
