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Book Synopsis Asshole Zoo Animals by : Fuckin-A Coloring Books
Download or read book Asshole Zoo Animals written by Fuckin-A Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-07 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for Animal Lovers with a Sense of Humor Blow off steam with this dirty, outrageous, and naughty coloring book. Created for adults to laugh out loud, relax, and color. This hilarious coloring book will provide you with hours of relaxing enjoyment with these funny, easy to color, foul-mouthed lions, tigers, bears, and much more. Makes a great gift Printed on single-sided white paper 30 hilarious and offensive stress relieving designs Large format 8.5 x 11.0 (21.5cm x 28cm) pages
Download or read book Zoo Animals written by Geoff Hosey and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2013-07-04 with total page 685 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zoo Animals: Behaviour, Management, and Welfare is the ideal resource for anyone needing a thorough grounding in this subject, whether as a student or as a zoo professional.
Book Synopsis Pathology of Wildlife and Zoo Animals by : Karen A. Terio
Download or read book Pathology of Wildlife and Zoo Animals written by Karen A. Terio and published by Academic Press. This book was released on 2018-10-08 with total page 1424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pathology of Wildlife and Zoo Animals is a comprehensive resource that covers the pathology of wildlife and zoo species, including a wide scope of animals, disease types and geographic regions. It is the definitive book for students, biologists, scientists, physicians, veterinary clinicians and pathologists working with non-domestic species in a variety of settings. General chapters include information on performing necropsies, proper techniques to meet the specialized needs of forensic cases, laboratory diagnostics, and an introduction into basic principles of comparative clinical pathology. The taxon-based chapters provide information about disease in related groups of animals and include descriptions of gross and histologic lesions, pathogenesis and diagnostics. For each group of animals, notable, unique gross and microscopic anatomical features are provided to further assist the reader in deciding whether differences from the domestic animal paradigm are "normal." Additional online content, which includes text, images, and whole scanned glass slides of selected conditions, expands the published material resulting in a comprehensive approach to the topic. - 2019 PROSE Awards - Winner: Category: Textbook/Biological and Life Sciences: Association of American Publishers - Presents a single resource for performing necropsies on a variety of taxa, including terrestrial and aquatic vertebrates and invertebrates - Describes notable, unique gross and microscopic anatomical variations among species/taxa to assist in understanding normal features, in particular those that can be mistaken as being abnormal - Provides consistent organization of chapters with descriptions of unique anatomic features, common non-infectious and infectious diseases following brief overviews of the taxonomic group - Contains full-color, high quality illustrations of diseases - Links to a large online library of scanned slides related to topics in the book that illustrate important histologic findings
Book Synopsis The War Against the Assholes by : Sam Munson
Download or read book The War Against the Assholes written by Sam Munson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contemporary fantasy meets true crime when schools of ancient sorcery go up against the art of the long con in this stunningly entertaining debut fantasy novel. Mike Wood is satisfied just being a guy with broad shoulders at a decidedly unprestigious Catholic school in Manhattan. But on the dirty streets of New York City he’s an everyman with a moral code who is unafraid of violence. And when Mike is unwittingly recruited into a secret cell of magicians by a fellow student, Mike’s role as a steadfast soldier begins. These magicians don’t use ritualized rote to work their magic, they use willpower in their clandestine war with the establishment: The Assholes.
Book Synopsis Don't Touch the Fk'n Zoo Animals by : Wicked Wolf
Download or read book Don't Touch the Fk'n Zoo Animals written by Wicked Wolf and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description (This describes the book you idiot) Behold, a poetic journey into the untouchable realms of zoo creatures, where each page is a sonnet of warning, a symphony of 'hands-off' harmonies. In this eloquent masterpiece, embark on a lyrical odyssey through the menagerie of 20 zoo animals, where the majestic creatures insist that your fingers remain as idle as a snail's commute. Revel in the beauty of animals untouched, for in this poetic sanctuary, the only caress permitted is that of the carefully chosen words. Reader, immerse yourself in the verses of restraint, where the call of the wild is a symphony best enjoyed at a safe distance. Warning: This book may inspire a poetic contemplation on the perils of touching, accompanied by a chorus of amused animal sounds. This book is not for children, just adult children (18+) that won't leave your basement. Overview Not for Children! Meant for Gag Gifts and for that weird family member or friend Each page contains an image of a zoo animal you should not touch! Each page contains a 4 lines of poetry of why you should not touch the zoo animal!
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to New York City by : Anita Gates
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to New York City written by Anita Gates and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-11-04 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Plan a visit to the city that never sleeps… without losing any sleep! New York continues to be one of the top tourist destinations in the world—with more than 43 million visitors in 2006 alone. This book dispels the anxiety of planning a trip to such an enormously busy and exciting destination. Readers are given practical advice based on the kind of trip they are looking for, the length of their stay, and what they want to see. The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to New York City provides: • A reader-friendly list of visual icons and symbols that make navigating the book a breeze • Fifty pages of itineraries based on days in town, areas of the city, and Special interests like romantic, family fun, single in the city, and taking it easy • An eight-page color insert that captures the magic of the Big Apple
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dachshunds by : Liz Palika
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dachshunds written by Liz Palika and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002-09-01 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title covers everything a new or prospective dachshund owner would need to know, including: deciding whether or not a dachshund is right for you, the history of the breed, and how to find a reputable breeder. The book also covers housetraining, nutrition and health, what to do in an emergency, training and more.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Choosing a College Major by : Randall S. Hansen
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Choosing a College Major written by Randall S. Hansen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-10-02 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to figure out what you want out of college—and life. Choosing a college major is the biggest decision of one’s college experience, and there are many factors to consider. Here, you will discover which majors will give the best chances of finding employment, which majors are most likely to lead to the highest-paying jobs, what major best suits each personality, and what skills and background you need to realize your goals.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting a Restaurant by : Howard Cannon
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting a Restaurant written by Howard Cannon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A recent survey by the National Restaurant Association found restaurateurs to be hard-working, affluent, and optimistic, but only 50 percent said they would do it all again. Despite the hard work, the restaurant business can be one of the most fickle and difficult businesses to break into. Why? People get into it for all the wrong reasons. Voil`! The Complete Idiot s Guide to Starting a Restaurant, Second Edition, is here to provide the recipe for success. How do you decide how much money it will take? When do you know you re succeeding - or failing? If you re succeeding, how do you successfully expand? Focusing on these kinds of business questions, this book takes a practical approach, giving the readers the nuts and bolts from deciding on a table layout to taking inventory of their bar.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fun FAQs by : Kara Kovalchik
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fun FAQs written by Kara Kovalchik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-05-06 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frequently Asked Questions-Answered! Part game book, part trivia book, and part information resource, this guide includes over 1,000 amusing, interesting questions (and their answers, of course) about hundreds of popular subjects-from history to sports, business to science, movies to art, literature to comic books. * Over 1,000 questions and answers organized by subject matter * Easy-to-use, portable format-perfect for car trips * A great little gift book for trivia lovers
Download or read book American Zoo written by David Grazian and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A close-up look at the contradictions and wonders of the modern zoo Orangutans swing from Kevlar-lined fire hoses. Giraffes feast on celebratory birthday cakes topped with carrots instead of candles. Hi-tech dinosaur robots growl among steel trees, while owls watch animated cartoons on old television sets. In American Zoo, sociologist David Grazian takes us on a safari through the contemporary zoo, alive with its many contradictions and strange wonders. Trading in his tweed jacket for a zoo uniform and a pair of muddy work boots, Grazian introduces us to zookeepers and animal rights activists, parents and toddlers, and the other human primates that make up the zoo's social world. He shows that in a major shift away from their unfortunate pasts, American zoos today emphasize naturalistic exhibits teeming with lush and immersive landscapes, breeding programs for endangered animals, and enrichment activities for their captive creatures. In doing so, zoos blur the imaginary boundaries we regularly use to separate culture from nature, humans from animals, and civilization from the wild. At the same time, zoos manage a wilderness of competing priorities—animal care, education, scientific research, and recreation—all while attempting to serve as centers for conservation in the wake of the current environmental and climate-change crisis. The world of the zoo reflects how we project our own prejudices and desires onto the animal kingdom, and invest nature with meaning and sentiment. A revealing portrayal of comic animals, delighted children, and feisty zookeepers, American Zoo is a remarkable close-up exploration of a classic cultural attraction.
Book Synopsis The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Photography by : Roger Woodson
Download or read book The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Photography written by Roger Woodson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1997-12-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers advice on choosing a camera and lenses, selecting and loading film, framing a shot, lighting, indoor and outdoor photography, photographing animals, special effects, and developing film
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Yoga with Kids by : Jodi Komitor
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Yoga with Kids written by Jodi Komitor and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2000 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teaches ways to help kids, and the whole family, use yoga to promote better mental and physical health.
Book Synopsis On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk by : Alison Hughes
Download or read book On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk written by Alison Hughes and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: J.J.'s science report has everything: graphs, charts, case studies, a quiz and the best subject matter of all time--jerks (and a few idiots).
Book Synopsis The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death by : Laurie Notaro
Download or read book The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death written by Laurie Notaro and published by Villard. This book was released on 2009-04-28 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Laurie Notaro has an uncanny ability to attract insanity—and leave readers doubled over with laughter. Need proof? Check out The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death and try not to bust a gut. Join Notaro as she experiences the popular phenomenon of laser hair removal (because at least one of her chins should be stubble-free); bemoans the scourge of the Open Mouth Coughers on America’s airplanes and in similarly congested areas; welcomes the newest ex-con (yay, a sex offender!) to her neighborhood; and watches, against her own better judgment, every Discovery Health Channel special on parasites and tapeworms that has ever aired—resulting in an overwhelming fear that a worm the size of a python will soon come a-knocking on her back door. In Notaro’s world, strangers are stranger than fiction. One must always check the hotel bathroom for hobo hairs and consciously remember not to stare at old men with giant man-boobies. And then there are the lessons she has learned the hard way: Though it may seem like a good idea, it’s best not to hire a tweaked-out homeless guy to clean up your yard. The Plain Dealer says that Laurie Notaro is “a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can’t wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story.” With The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, Notaro proves she’s not only funny but resigned to the fact that you can’t look bad ass in a Prius. Don’t even try.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning French by : Gail Stein
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning French written by Gail Stein and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003 with total page 470 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An updated guide to French language self-instruction features French basics for immediate use, a guide to pronounciation, cultural advice, and vocabulary appropriate for such activities as shopping, dining out, and traveling, along with exercises, activities, and more. Original.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Success as a Property Manager by : Lisa Iannucci
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Success as a Property Manager written by Lisa Iannucci and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Invaluable advice for property managers-and how to keep an eye on the prize Property managers often lose sight of advancing their careers because they get buried in the details of labor-intensive, day–to–day management. This guide helps the harried professional keep priorities straight with: advice on education, certifications and licenses; an overview of property management skills; information about regulations, finances, taxes, safety codes; advice on time management, prioritizing duties, and supervising staff; and how to start a property management business. • Author is an experience certified Property Manager • Easy, accessible, jargon-free style • Concrete advice about everything from emergencies to boiler maintenance to building finances
