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Book Synopsis A Book about Myself Called Hell by : Jared Joseph
Download or read book A Book about Myself Called Hell written by Jared Joseph and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the middle of the journey of our life Dante finds himself lost in a dark wood but then he founds a whole lot of literary movements and arguably modernity itself with his Divine Comedy that, nonetheless, inexplicably, didn't make God laugh. This serious absence caused God's non-divine counterparts, humans, to wonder: "Why are we in hell?" "Why is it so funny?" "And why can't I laugh?"
Download or read book Oh, Hell written by T. R. Granville and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: VOTED FUNNIEST NEW BOOK BY EVERYONE WHEN YOUR CLOSET DOOR CREAKS OPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, RUN. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET THEY SAY, NOW THAT'S GOT TO HURT. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU CAN BE CARRIED INTO HELL. IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID, "SEE YOU IN HELL" YOU SHOULD READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WHEN YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, IT'S NOT YOUR HEAD, IT'S SOMEONE ELSE's.
Download or read book Funny as Hell written by Mad Comedy and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Comedy presents the ultimate collection of riotously funny new jokes. From America's top standup comics, these jokes are fresh from beer-soaked microphones of the hottest comedy clubs and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. The Discriminating Palate A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me your finest 19-year scotch." The bartender figures the man won't know the difference, so he decides to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 19-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with a 10-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don't want 10-year scotch like this filth. Give me 19-year scotch!" Impressed, the bartender gets the 19-year scotch from the top shelf. The man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the good stuff." A disgusting, grimy, stinking old drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and slurs, "Hey, I think that's really amazing what you can do. Try this one." The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out on the bar and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, it is piss -- now tell me how old I am!" Sensitivity The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings. But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media. The Surprise Visitor A man rings a doorbell and an eleven-year-old boy answers the door wearing a silk robe, smoking a blunt with a cloud of marijuana smoke swirling around his head, and with a glass of bourbon in one hand. Taken aback, the man asks, "Is your mom home?" "What do you think?" asks the boy.
Download or read book Hell Was Full written by Branson Reese and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mainline pure Hell Was Full in this eye-scractchingly hilarious collection, complete with the infamous alt text and an illogical amount of brand new material. A group of raccoons gnaw on God’s severed head; a man brags to his friend about driving a Transformer out of its own funeral; a toaster revolts against its master. These are just some of the scenes in the pitch-black world of Hell Was Full, the popular webcomic that blends the bleak and the absurd into a delicious dadaist cocktail.
Download or read book Hell Inc written by Dick Wybrow and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-17 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **** PRAISE FOR PREVIOUS NOVELS BY DICK WYBROW***** The Mentor (written as Pat Connid)"No question, The Mentor is a powerful thriller -- but it's also funny."-- Brad Meltzer, New York Times bestselling author "This truly is a masterpiece." -- Corey Foley Fifty Shades of Gray Matter (written as Pat Connid)"Loved this book... Fabulous!" -- Natasha Schmidt"Too funny. Laughing just thinking about it!" -- LadyP"Brilliant." -- Jack WhiteNow, Get the NEW novel from best-selling author, Dick Wybrow: HELL, INC.Lifelong screw up Raz Frewer lucks out and finds the perfect girl. But, now she's sick. Doctors say there's nothing left to do but say goodbye. Wait for the end.But instead, this guy who's barreled through life inadvertently doing the wrong thing decides to go really wrong to save her. Raz makes a deal with the Devil. He's got four days to search the planet and collect pieces of an ancient lamp that can cure her. Naturally, for his part, the Devil isn't simply in want of a new light fixture for the den. The all-powerful lamp will finally give him the power to rule over Earth. UK Reader pre-publication review of Hell, inc: "The characters are built beautifully within an awesome story... It's really f#cking awesome."
Download or read book Frock In Hell written by Yvonne Vincent and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-06 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frock In Hell Have you ever been on a train and wondered what would happen if you didn't get off - just carried on to the end of the line? In the throes of a spectacular mid-life crisis, Katie Frock takes an unplanned journey from the North of England to a new life in Fancy London. She misses her husband and irresponsible daughter, but she needs something for herself. While her family bumble about back at home and her emotionally repressed husband reorganises his CD collection for the fiftieth time, Katie makes new friends, becomes the Banksy of the culinary world and accidentally gets caught up in some very shady business. However, when her world comes crashing down, what she actually needs is her family. "Made me laugh...couldn't help imagining my husband" Laugh out loud moments...farting dogs and spreadsheets...Loved it"
Book Synopsis AS FUNNY AS HELL by : Noah F. N. Hope
Download or read book AS FUNNY AS HELL written by Noah F. N. Hope and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A TOURIST'S GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE (with pictures, in colour) If you have ever wondered what the Afterlife is like, this is a guide written by a man who had a job most people would die for. Heaven can be Hell and Hell can be Heaven depending of what you are looking for. This short but comprehensive tourists guide contains information about: SEX IN THE AFTERLIFE EATING AND DRINKING IN THE AFTERLIFE ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS AND LEISURE MUSIC AND CONCERTS PUNISHMENTS AND REWARDS And an important piece of information is that this book is a humorous work and makes no statements that offends any religions or beliefs. REVIEWS A Hell of a good read. Hot News. Ran Rings Around Me. Halo Magazine Highly Gripping Read. The Vice Squad Full of Holes. Holy Pants Between a Shock and a Hard Place. News of the Afterworld Very Talon-ted. Raven Mad News
Download or read book Hormones from Hell written by Jan King and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1990 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Some Hell written by Patrick Nathan and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wrenching and layered debut novel about a gay teen’s coming-of-age in the aftermath of his father’s suicide Colin’s family is dissolving in the aftermath of his father’s suicide. While his mother, Diane, retreats into therapy and cynicism, Colin clings to every shred of normal life. Awash with guilt, he casts about for someone to confide in: first his estranged grandfather, then a predatory science teacher. Shunned by his siblings and rejected by his homophobic best friend, Colin immerses himself in the notebooks his father left behind. Full of strange facts, lists, and historical anecdotes that neither Colin nor Diane can understand, the notebooks infect their worldview until they can no longer tell what’s real and what’s imagined. A novel of aching intensity, Some Hell shows how unspeakable tragedy shapes a life, and how imagination saves us from ourselves.
Download or read book Dear Satan... written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you’re sleeping. Spies when you’re awake. Knows if you’ve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil’s sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn’t spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan… Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea—after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Marduke’s mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil’s kennel master doesn’t expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. It’s disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams—and letting his dogs pee on people while they’re down—but there’s something about Merry… genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance
Download or read book What Fresh Hell written by Lucy Vine and published by Orion. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Totally relatable and hilarious - one of the best books I've read' - Heat 'Laugh-out-loud funny. Truly, the Bridget Jones for our generation' - Louise O'Neill What do you get if you cross a dozen drunk hens with one shiny Butler in the Buff? Meet Lilah Fox. She's on the hen do from hell. Then she gets a message (44 of them, actually) from her best friend with big news: she's getting married in six months. Oh, and Lilah's her maid of honour. Which means she just got signed up for: - A military schedule of wedding fairs and weekly planning meetings - Excel spreadsheets and endless hen emails - All the enforced, expensive fun you can imagine... What fresh hell is this? ********** Everyone loves Lucy Vine: 'So ridiculously accurate I had to take a lie down from all my genuine laughing-out-loud' Laura Jane Williams 'Relatable to the max...fans of Hot Mess will love it' Grazia 'Feisty, fresh, gag-packed comedy' Daily Mirror 'Brilliantly written' Daily Mail 'Very funny and a joy to read! I adored it!' Joanna Bolouri, bestselling author of The List 'I LOVED this. Caps for emphasis...This is relatable AF and you need it in your life' Hanna Doyle 'One of my very favourite writers... It's wildly funny AND about my very favourite genre of everything - painfully obsessive wedding planning. I inhaled this. If you like laughing a lot, I recommend that you pre order immediately' Daisy Buchanan 'What Fresh Hell is so brilliantly, hilariously, on-point about the nutso psychology of hen dos. For anyone whose ever found themselves thinking, "Oh £260 for the weekend. That's not too bad." READ IT' Holly Bourne
Book Synopsis I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by : Tucker Max
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Book Synopsis What Fresh Hell Is This? by : Heather Corinna
Download or read book What Fresh Hell Is This? written by Heather Corinna and published by Hachette Go. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What to Expect When You’re Not Expected to Expect Anything Anymore Did you see the title and flame-filled cover of this book, and did your weary, sweaty, confused, and exasperated soul scream, That one! That is the book for me!!? If so, I’d first like to extend my deepest sympathies, an ice pack, and some of these very helpful edibles. If it’s three in the morning as you’re reading this, as it may well be, you likely want those more than a book. But since I can’t really give you the other stuff, I can at least offer you this book. . . . Perimenopause and menopause experiences are as unique as all of us who move through them. While there’s no one-size-fits-all, Heather Corinna tells you what can happen and what you can do to take care of yourself, all the while busting pernicious myths, offering real self-care tips—the kind that won’t break the bank or your soul—and running the gamut from hot flashes to hormone therapy. With big-tent, practical, clear information and support, and inclusive of so many who have long been left out of the discussion—people with disabilities; queer, transgender, nonbinary, and other gender-diverse people; BIPOC; working class and other folks—What Fresh Hell Is This? is the cooling pillow and empathetic best friend to help you through the fire.
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis The Huge Book of Hell by : Matt Groening
Download or read book The Huge Book of Hell written by Matt Groening and published by HarperCollins (UK). This book was released on 2005-03-07 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A second bumper collection of the classic Life in Hell cartoon strips from the 80s and 90s which were the basis for The Simpsons.
Book Synopsis Hallucinations from Hell by : Gregg Turner
Download or read book Hallucinations from Hell written by Gregg Turner and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis It's Kind of a Funny Story by : Ned Vizzini
Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
