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Book Synopsis Are You My Boyfriend? by : C. B. Bryza
Download or read book Are You My Boyfriend? written by C. B. Bryza and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-04 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A contemporary parody of P. D. Eastman's classic Are You My Mother? depicts a happily-ever-after-seeking heroine who encounters a poker-faced "tough guy," an ascot-wearing "wealthy cad," an "average dude" who has eyes for her friend and an attractive married gay couple.
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend is a Bear by : Pamela Ribon
Download or read book My Boyfriend is a Bear written by Pamela Ribon and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The delightful story of Nora who, after a succession of terrible boyfriends, finds a much happier relationship with a 500-pound American black bear. Bear meets girl. Nora has bad luck with men. When she meets an (actual) bear on a hike in the Los Angeles hills, he turns out to be the best romantic partner she's ever had! He's considerate, he's sweet, he takes care of her. But he's a bear, and winning over her friends and family is difficult. Not to mention he has to hibernate all winter. Can true love conquer all?
Download or read book Simply She written by Maria Peevey and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2002-04-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the funny girls of SimplyShe comes Are You My Boyfriend?, a book for any woman who has braved the wide world of dating. Here are 19 familiar guys we all know and have dated (or hated) at least once in our lives. The book's canny wit sheds light on the recognizable characteristics and behavior patterns of the It's Not You It's Me Guy, But He's Got A Great Personality Guy, Couldn't Be Nicer Guy, Mr. Lady Lover Guy, Are You Gay Guy?, and more. Are You My Boyfriend? is a comical reality chec an essential post-date classification tool, and a must-have impulse gift for friends, girlfriends, co-workers, and even for you.-- Great gift book on a universal topic every woman will identify with-- Perfectly priced for impulse purchasing-- Smartly designed format includes an interactive cover with dial-a-guy wheel-- Features hip, real-life humor in the style of Sex and the City and Bridget Jones's Diary-- 6-copy prepack available
Book Synopsis #06 Wrapped Up in You by : Dan Jolley
Download or read book #06 Wrapped Up in You written by Dan Jolley and published by Graphic Universe ™. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Staci Glass feels cursed-whenever there's a crisis, she's stuck in the middle. Now her best friend, Faith, has a new hobby, and against her better judgment, Staci conjures up the courage to go along. They join a trio of wannabe witches for a magical ceremony in an Incan history exhibit. Their chanting is loud enough to raise the dead, it seems. Why else would a shriveled-up mummy go missing-and a mysterious Incan prince suddenly appear? Prince Pachacutec-or "Chuck"-is a man with a past. He died tragically five hundred years ago, but that's all ancient history as far as Staci is concerned. He is everything she could want-kind, charming, and drop-dead gorgeous. But the witches aren't willing to live and let live. Will Staci fight for Chuck? Or do the witches have a point when they say reanimated corpses make bad boyfriends?
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha by : Jolie Kerr
Download or read book My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha written by Jolie Kerr and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend Wrote a Book about Me by : Hilary Winston
Download or read book My Boyfriend Wrote a Book about Me written by Hilary Winston and published by . This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TV writer Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating--a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which she sets the record straight for all her exes.
Book Synopsis Italy Is My Boyfriend by : Annette Joseph
Download or read book Italy Is My Boyfriend written by Annette Joseph and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annette Joseph’s years in Italy revealed this truth: Italy, in all its multifaceted, glorious history and culture has to be experienced in full. Over almost three decades, Italy has fed, entertained, confused, excited, lured, promised, lied, satisfied, occasionally disappointed, and utterly enchanted her. She’s left, but can't stay away—she’ll always return. Always. Just like a beloved partner…Italy Is My Boyfriend will take you through the journey of finding love, life, and a sense of home. While often times a lonely, challenging place, never once did the love for this special place waiver. See how one very determined lady finds her dream place in the Tuscan sun.
Download or read book My Boyfriend Bites written by Dan Jolley and published by Graphic Universe. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, quirky and fast-paced, this series of teen supernatural graphic novels mixes horror with romance, incorporating genuine scariness and suspense into entertaining love plots, proving that sometimes boys really can be monsters!
Book Synopsis #07 He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by : Robin Mayhall
Download or read book #07 He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not written by Robin Mayhall and published by Graphic Universe ™. This book was released on 2013-05-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Serena Stevens is already popular in her new school in the tiny Texas town of Rojo-so popular she has two guys interested in her. Self-assured Lance is a football star, and introverted Cam is an intellectual who gets nervous just working with her on their English project about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. In a town with a single-minded obsession with football, Lance is a great catch, but there's something unique about Cam. Between the two of them, Serena has the perfect boyfriend . . . if she can figure out how to keep them apart.Soon there's much more to worry about when two cheerleaders go missing. Serena starts to wonder: could one of the guys be responsible? Appearances might be deceiving . . . and who will Serena end up with when things come to a boil?
Book Synopsis The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater by : Alanna Okun
Download or read book The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater written by Alanna Okun and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater is a memoir about life truths learned through crafting. People who craft know things. They know how to transform piles of yarn into sweaters and scarves. They know that some items, like woolen bikini tops, are better left unknit. They know that making a hat for a newborn baby isn’t just about crafting something small but appreciating the beginnings of life, which sometimes helps make peace with the endings. They know that if you knit your boyfriend a sweater, your relationship will most likely be over before the last stitch. Alanna Okun knows that crafting keeps her anxiety at bay. She knows that no one will ever be as good a knitting teacher as her beloved grandmother. And she knows that even when we can’t control anything else, we can at least control the sticks, string, and fabric right in front of us. Okun lays herself bare and takes readers into the parts of themselves they often keep hidden. Yet at the same time she finds humor in the daily indignities all crafters must face (like when you catch the dreaded Second Sock Syndrome and can’t possibly finish the second in a pair). Okun has written a book that will speak to anyone who has said to themselves, or to everyone within earshot, “I made that.”
Book Synopsis I Love That You're My Boyfriend Because by : River Breeze River Breeze Press
Download or read book I Love That You're My Boyfriend Because written by River Breeze River Breeze Press and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-05 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he will Love! Your Boyfriend will treasure this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill in. Pages on the left can be remain blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You make the best ________ You make me laugh when you _________ I love that we have the same _________ I wish I could ___________ as well as you do And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him!
Book Synopsis My Ideal Boyfriend Is a Croissant by : Laura Dockrill
Download or read book My Ideal Boyfriend Is a Croissant written by Laura Dockrill and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This honest, laugh-out-loud novel brimming with body positivity, bite-sized nuggets of feminism, and commentary on eating will have readers rooting for sixteen-year-old BB as she navigates her world while maintaining her plucky zest for life even in the most trying of times. It's a food diary. I have to tell the truth. That's the point. Sixteen-year-old Bluebelle, also known as BB or Big Bones, lives her life unapologetically. She loves life! She loves food! When BB has a worse-than-usual asthma attack, her mom insists she go to the doctor. There, she is told that she is overweight (no surprise) and prediabetic (big surprise) and must lose weight, move more, and keep a food diary. To get out of this immediate health crisis, she agrees to make an effort. Then a tragedy occurs in the family, and things get seriously complicated. Suddenly, losing weight and moving more are the least of her worries. As for the food diary, though, BB doesn't just document what she's eating, she documents what she's feeling--and she has a lot to say! A CLIP Carnegie Medal Children's Book Award Nominee
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend Merlin by : Priya Ardis
Download or read book My Boyfriend Merlin written by Priya Ardis and published by . This book was released on 2012-04-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you can't trust your boyfriend, who can you trust? In this modern Arthurian, nice girl Arriane, aka Ryan, DuLac just found out her bad-boy biker boyfriend, Matt, is a little older than he was letting on. By a few eons. In fact, he is really Merlin--the Merlin, King Arthur's Merlin, the greatest wizard who ever lived. Frozen in a cave for over a fifteen hundred years, he's been woken. But Ryan's not impressed. Tired of being a relationship loser, she'd rather kick his legendary behind. Sure, the world has been crazy ever since the sword and the stone fell out of the sky like a meteor. But despite gruesome gargoyles, an underground world of magic, and the guy driving her crazy, Ryan knows that family is everything. Will Merlin sacrifice hers to save the world? Will she be able to stop him?
Book Synopsis In the Shadow of Blackbirds by : Cat Winters
Download or read book In the Shadow of Blackbirds written by Cat Winters and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this original, historical ghost story set in 1918, the year of the deadly Spanish influenza, 16-year-old Mary Shelley Black watches as desperate mourners flock to sances and spirit photographers for comfort. Mary's never believed in ghosts, until her first loveNa boy who died in battleNreturns.
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend's an Alien by : L.M. Brown
Download or read book My Boyfriend's an Alien written by L.M. Brown and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2014-01-24 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can an alien with no knowledge of humans or concept of sex find lasting love with a human man? Zak, an alien from the planet Trimmeron, is a member of a race of beings who transform into other species during their years of puberty. It's customary for the youngsters to be fostered to the worlds native to their new forms, to study and learn about the races who will play an important part in their lives. When Zak turns into a human it comes as a surprise to everyone, for only one other before him has ever done so. Nevertheless he is sent to Earth, a world he views as primitive and barbaric. He arrives with a chip on his shoulder and attitude to spare. He does not believe anyone on Earth can have anything to teach him. When Zak meets college student Sam he soon discovers he has a lot to learn, not only about humans, but also about himself. Trapped on an unfamiliar world and in a strange body that seems to have a mind of its own, Zak has no idea what is happening to him, only that Sam seems to be the key to the strange afflictions he is suffering from. But can an alien find love with a human being?
Book Synopsis My Paperback Book by : Kate C. Wright
Download or read book My Paperback Book written by Kate C. Wright and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am not your typical ""girlie girl"". I know more about sports than most men do (daughter of a sportscaster), I hate flowers, jewelry, shopping etc. If a guy wants to impress me, it better be field and/or court side tickets to an NFL or NBA game. I am 30 years old, still single, following a dream, wallowing in self pity; yet I manage to briefly mask my self-loathing with wine, random flings with B list celebrities, professional athletes, dating men that are full blown sociopaths, and basically being a well known socialite. Unlike most relationship/non-fiction books about random people's lives, I am the voice of every 30 something woman, who just hasn't quite figured it out yet. This is about finding love, losing love, finding yourself, losing yourself, eating Taco Bell until you feel like you are going to die, and remembering regret overrides fear. Everyone has a story, I just have the balls to tell mine. This is my life, raw and unedited.
Download or read book Holiday Heat written by Lea Coll and published by Lea Coll. This book was released on 2024-08-01 with total page 2595 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A special collection of ten holiday romances! Includes: Cross My Heart, Runaway Love, Finding Sunshine, Reviving Hearts, Trusting Forever, Endless Hope, Forbidden Flame, Waiting for You, Take a Chance on Me, and Wishing for You.