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Alien Desire Book 1

Author : Emma Taylor
Publisher : Scarlet Heart Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 363 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Alien Desire Book 1 written by Emma Taylor and published by Scarlet Heart Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-25 with total page 363 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STEAMY HOT SCI-FI ROMANCE COLLECTION: 5 STANDALONE BOOKS IN ONE. No cliffhanger. Guaranteed HEA. Alien’s Mail Order Queen When 30-year-old yoga instructor Freya Reece finds herself buried in debt, she did not have any choice but to sell her mother’s old studio and move to a strange planet for a hard-to-resist job offer. But upon arriving at Planet Tryptin, she is shocked to discover that she was actually attending her own wedding—to become the new queen! Not only was she supposed to pretend to be a queen, but she had to be a wife to King Zaino too who was handsome but was totally obnoxious. Was the high-paying job, impressive title, and luxurious lifestyle worth all the stress and agony? Eventually, Freya decides to finally find a way to escape and get back to Earth. But when she glimpses of the king’s gentle, caring side, her mixed feelings get in the way. Furthermore, as she teaches yoga to the palace workers and the planet’s alien warriors, she begins to develop a heart for this new world. Will she choose freedom over love and her newfound home? And is the love worth fighting for in the first place? Alien Queen Ten years have passed since Jessica had lost her husband during The Flare--- a blaze of fire that had quickly enveloped the entire earth in an explosion of brightness, designed to aid in the attack of the Xantrax Clan which is an alliance of evil aliens from different planets. Since then, she hasn't opened her heart again to anyone, not even to her close friend Rob who's been openly expressing his romantic feelings for her. Vestix Warriors, sworn enemies of the Xantrax Clan, have lost their planet in the process of helping humans and have since lived on earth to work with the military in protecting the earth. When good-looking alien soldier 1X57VTZ, whom Jessica nicknames One, gets assigned to work with her on a school security project, she couldn't believe her bad luck. To make it even worse, he is also tasked to protect her 24/7 from an evil alien who's out to make her his queen! Will living together and seeing One's humane side finally make Jessica fall in love again? And will One actually choose her and fulfill her dream of building a family over his military ambition and pledged duty to protect the earth? Alien Mate Amanda Starling has the life she wants. She is a successful business woman and colonist on the planet Candlee. It is the perfect payback for her parents who call her fat and are embarrassed that she wants to live her life on her own terms. Perfect that is until the invasion happens. The Tulians are a non-violent race that suddenly and inexplicably take over the nearest planet to Candlee and threaten Amanda’s perfect existence. All of a sudden nothing makes sense to her, especially why she would befriend a fugitive Tulian, while on the run from her own Federation Military. Suddenly she in on the run with Bolan the fugitive Tulian, having to go into hiding with him to stay alive. Things become even more confusing for Amanda as she falls in love with her fugitive. Trapped in their hideaway by surrounding troops, she embraces her love without knowing if this will doom her or save her! Alien Mind Nikki is single and living the dream as an advertising freelancer. She works from home half the time and the other half is meeting with clients. Her best friend Travis has been living across from her for 10 years. Hitting her 40th birthday, she notices that Travis is different, more sure of himself, a little cocky and he seems to be interested in her in a more than friendly way. She thinks there is something strange and it seemed to happen right after those strange lights in the sky. Travis has been taken over by an Alien named Ronnick. He was by accident transplanted into Travis. She begins to fall for him, but at first she has no idea that he is now Ronnick. What happens when she finds out? Will she be willing to sacrifice love for friendship or friendship for love? What of the host? Is Travis still there and does he know what’s going on? Aliens Lover Samantha Fitzgerald has what she sees as a mundane, normal life. She lives in a city that is perpetually blanketed in snow, works a job where she is not appreciated or even noticed, and has only ever been with two men. She only has one friend and she is a “late-blooming orphan”. Then she starts to see the spaceship in the sky. It is a huge UFO, but nobody else can see it. There is nothing on the news and there is no widespread panic. There can only be one conclusion: she is crazy. And when she hears the voices telling her to go into the country, she is sure she is getting even crazier. Then she meets Bak and Ras, blue-skinned aliens who have travelled from another galaxy to be with her. Why do these aliens want her so badly? Can she love men who aren’t human? Can she really leave Earth with them and journey across the stars?

Toxic Desire

Author : Robin Lovett
Publisher : Entangled: Scorched
ISBN 13 : 1640634916
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book Toxic Desire written by Robin Lovett and published by Entangled: Scorched. This book was released on 2018-03-19 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nemona can't believe she's crashed on the planet Fyrian with the brooding, golden-skinned alien who destroyed her ship. She should want to kill him, but everything on Fyrian is an aphrodisiac so she just wants to have him. Now. Revenge. That's all commander Oten has wanted against humans for more than a century, ever since they tried to destroy his kind. He never thought he'd end up in bed with one. But the desire the sex planet stokes for this human female is eating at him. Keeping his hands, mouth, and vampiric fangs to himself proves impossible—especially when she's begging him to touch her. Nemona has no idea what endless sex with a Ssedez will do to her. But Oten knows all too well. They need to get off this planet before their coupling stirs an alien mating bond that neither of their hearts can withstand... Each book in the Planet of Desire series is STANDALONE: * Toxic Desire * Captive Desire

A Deal for Zeylum

Author : Lynnea Lee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (861 download)

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Download or read book A Deal for Zeylum written by Lynnea Lee and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-13 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ashe is in trouble with a capital T. As merchandise heading to an intergalactic auction, Ashe's future looks grim. So when a too-sexy-for-his-own-good alien outlaw solicits her help to break them out of lockup, she jumps on the chance. Ashe only needs to survive long enough with the known criminal to get her end of the bargain: freedom. She trusts the clawed and fanged Tallean warrior to keep her safe, but who will keep her safe from him? A Tallean mercenary claims what he wants, and he wants her! As captain of an infamous mercenary vessel, Zeylum carefully crafts his dastardly reputation with crass words and a brutish exterior. But the little human triggers his need to own and protect, and Zey finds himself bonded to the one female he promised to let free. Will Ashe look past his rough facade and fall for the male beneath? Because now that he's had a taste of his mate, he will never let her go! Feisty heroine, growly mercenary, and lots of action ahead. HEA guaranteed!

Soulless

Author : Kate Rudolph
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781986477130
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book Soulless written by Kate Rudolph and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-12 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A warrior without a soul... Raze NaFeen has sacrificed everything in service of his people. Otherwise cursed to die at thirty without a mate, Raze has taken drastic action, destroying his soul and killing his emotions to prolong his life. He feels nothing. No love, no hate, no fear. Until he meets Sierra. A spy on a mission... Sierra Alvarez has a lot to live up to. As the daughter of a celebrated general, she's expected to follow in his militaristic footsteps, except Sierra is no soldier. Her talents are best used for sneaking and subterfuge. When an off planet mission gets out of hand, she'll need to use every skill she has and work with a mysterious, sexy warrior who awakens an unquenchable desire within her. Two worlds collide... Raze and Sierra shouldn't fit, but every minute spent together singes them with a chemistry too hot to ignore. They'll need to fight pirates, their people, and the vast distances of space to find a way for two lost souls to become one whole. Can a man without a soul find his mate? And is that bond enough to heal wounds that run deep?

Captive Desire

Author : Robin Lovett
Publisher : Entangled: Scorched
ISBN 13 : 1640636986
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book Captive Desire written by Robin Lovett and published by Entangled: Scorched. This book was released on 2018-11-19 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gahnin, a Ssedez general, hasn't had a woman since his first mate died a century ago. And since his kind can live for a thousand years, he's still bound by traditional mourning. If he breaks mourning, he could lose his position in the Ssedez military. His friends and family. Everything. That means no falling in love. No lust. No sex. For another century. Then he's ordered to guard Assura, a human woman and military special operative, on a planet whose atmosphere causes a sexual arousal so fierce, it drives people insane if it isn't satisfied. Even though he tries to keep Assura at arm's length, he's hooked. Forbidden desire called to life by a human, the same species who killed his first mate. Assura needs his body if she is going to live. But if he gives in to his passion, it could destroy him. Each book in the Planet of Desire series is STANDALONE: * Toxic Desire * Captive Desire

I Was a Sixth Grade Alien

Author : Bruce Coville
Publisher : Listening Library
ISBN 13 : 9780807282014
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book I Was a Sixth Grade Alien written by Bruce Coville and published by Listening Library. This book was released on 2000-10-01 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Aliens have contacted Earth and have sent an ambassador-a single parent with his kid, Pleskit, who becomes the first sixth grade alien."

Boys of Alabama: A Novel

Author : Genevieve Hudson
Publisher : Liveright Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1631496301
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book Boys of Alabama: A Novel written by Genevieve Hudson and published by Liveright Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “soul-stirring debut,” Boys of Alabama tells the “bewitching” (Michelle Hart, O, The Oprah Magazine) tale of sixteen-year-old Max’s first year in America. “Daring, unusual . . . and startlingly fresh” (Don Noble, Alabama Public Radio), Boys of Alabama announced Genevieve Hudson’s place in the canon of the southern gothic alongside Donna Tartt and Harper Lee. Newly arrived in Alabama, Max falls in love, questions his faith, and navigates a strange power. Although his German parents don’t know what to make of a South pining for the past, shy Max thrives after being taken in by the football team. But when he meets fishnet-wearing Pan in physics class, they embark on a quixotic, consuming relationship. Writing in “prose that is always imaginative and sensual” (Sarah Neilson, Believer), Hudson offers a complex portrait of masculinity, religion, immigration, and the adolescent pressures that require total conformity.

Breaths of Desire

Author : Octavia Kore
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (857 download)

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Download or read book Breaths of Desire written by Octavia Kore and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A forbidden attraction, an unexpected love, and a madman willing to risk it all to keep humanity pure. Life in space didn't prepare Samantha for all the things she would find after her mysterious crash landing on planet X9: forests filled with massive red trees, plants that drip a liquid eerily similar to blood, and let's not forget the demonic aliens who snatch her up the very first time she leaves the wreckage of her pod. The intrepid scientist is kidnapped by one alien and gifted to another the moment she enters the village. She never expected to become a captive bride, and she certainly never expected to find herself falling for two males who can't seem to stand each other. Hunters don't get happily ever afters. Zuran is no stranger to loss, but when Samantha is ripped away from him and given to Olan, he feels the last threads of his sanity begin to fray. The breeding heat is taking over, pulling him into the inky darkness of madness he will never come back from. The spark of hope Samantha ignites in him is the only thing keeping him sane, but will he have the strength to pull himself out of the shadow of his past? As a breeder, Olan has been preparing for his mating since the moment he stepped out of the agmari bloom, but the fiery human female his chieftess presents to him is not the bride he envisioned. She's stubborn, mouthy, refuses to do as she is asked, and even has the gall to escape his hut while he sleeps. Samantha may have been bound to him by the All Mother, but Olan soon realizes his bride is going to make him earn the right to call her his. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. This work of fiction is intended for adult audiences only and may be triggering for some. Strong language is used. Proceed at your own discretion. This book is an MMF romance novel. It contains adult situations, graphic sex, sexual assault, and violence.

Love and Other Alien Experiences

Author : Kerry Winfrey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1250119529
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Love and Other Alien Experiences written by Kerry Winfrey and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as an ebook in 2015 by Paper Lantern Literary, The Studio"--Copyright page.

Fulfill My Desires Sebastian & Lola Part I

Author : Charmaine Louise Shelton
Publisher : CharmaineLouise New York, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1735291706
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book Fulfill My Desires Sebastian & Lola Part I written by Charmaine Louise Shelton and published by CharmaineLouise New York, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-06-29 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s a strong-willed woman with secret needs. He’s an uber-wealthy playboy who likes to hold the reins. Can one mind-blowing hookup lead to love? Lola Lewis is an expert at hiding her yearning for sensual taboos. Driven to expand her Paris-based lingerie company into the U.S., she returns to her native New York City to pursue a partnership with a major global corporation. But when she meets a domineering stranger who promises her wicked fulfillment, she allows herself to let go of all her inhibitions. Sebastian Steele stays on top. Though he’s focused on seizing the role of CEO at his family’s billion-dollar conglomerate, he can’t resist a confident beauty who agrees to an unbridled night of commanding passion. And he’s thrilled when the same stunning charmer walks into his office as a potential colleague, affording an opportunity to place her at his mercy a second time. Eager to explore her darker cravings, Lola settles for a temporary mix of business with pleasure for the week before she flies overseas. But as Sebastian revels in the scorching affair, he fears the delectable distraction may jeopardize his lifelong goal of becoming the heir… Will their blazing connection yield a red-hot mess or an irresistible contract? Fulfill My Desires is the seductive first book in the STEELE International, Inc. billionaire romance series, and part one of the Sebastian & Lola trilogy. If you like glamorous jet-setting lifestyles, breathtaking chemistry, and blissful surrender, then you’ll adore Charmaine Louise Shelton's boardroom steam. Buy Fulfill My Desires to kneel beneath the sheets today!

The Alien King's Desire

Author : A.M. Griffin
Publisher : Three Twenty-One, LLC
ISBN 13 : 0990453820
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (94 download)

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Download or read book The Alien King's Desire written by A.M. Griffin and published by Three Twenty-One, LLC. This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spin-off of The Hunt series. Melisizwe is the Kgosi and sole ruler of the bu Kumkani Kingdom. He needs a powerful queen with alliances, wealth and connections at his side. To find his perfect mate, he invites nine dignitaries from across the galaxy for a meet and greet. Instead of focusing on a fitting match, he’s plagued with assassination attempts, civil unrest, and meeting his true lifemate—a human. For the good of his race, he must pledge himself to a female of status, so there’s no room in his life for a lowly security guard. Atlanta Georgia Moore has never visited Earth or her namesake. Born and raised on a distant alien planet, she has worked hard to fit into a world with people who view human emotion as a weakness. She has trained hard to suppress all human traits until she meets the Kgosi. The effect he has on her body and heart frightens her but, for the first time in her life, she wants to embrace who she really is. Atlanta can fight and protect others, but defending herself against love just may be the battle of her life.

Bayou Springs Alien Mail Order Brides Box Set: Books 1-3

Author : Deanna Chase
Publisher : Bayou Moon Press, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bayou Springs Alien Mail Order Brides Box Set: Books 1-3 written by Deanna Chase and published by Bayou Moon Press, LLC. This book was released on with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the Arnot Brothers of the Bayou Springs Aliens… Zeke… Opal Zimmerman is the new girl in town. All she wants is a safe haven from an oppressive alien race. What she gets is an out of this world man who pushes all the right buttons. Zeke Arnot isn’t looking for love. That bell doesn’t ring twice. But when he opens his home to a human on the run, he quickly learns she might not be the only one who needs saving. Gunn… Eight years ago, Kennedy Frazer was too afraid to hand her heart to another. Terrified she’d repeat the mistakes of her mother, she fled. Now she’s back and determined to fight for who she knows is rightfully hers. When it comes to love, Gunn Arnot has been there and done that. It’s not something he’s interested in repeating. But when the love of his life walks back through his door, and he’s forced to pretend to be her fiancé as they complete a mission for the IDA, what he thinks he wants and what he actually needs are two very different things. Echo… Naomi Amsden has a past—one that will follow her forever. Now she’s in Bayou Springs with a choice to make: live with the guilt of her secrets or join the resistance and betray the only family she has left. The moment Echo Arnot lays eyes on the fiery redhead, he knows she’s the one. But no matter what he does, she seems determined to push him away. Fortunately for both of them, he’s a man who never gives up. *Previously published under the pen name Kenzie Cox*

Taken by the Alien Next Door (Alien Among Us #1)

Author : Tiffany Roberts
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (873 download)

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Download or read book Taken by the Alien Next Door (Alien Among Us #1) written by Tiffany Roberts and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An undercover alien. A curvy human female he's desperate to claim. One month to make her his. Tabitha Mathews has never had much luck with men. Her past relationships only left her heart aching and her self-esteem beaten down. But who needs them? She's doing just fine on her own. She has a booming home business, an adorable, mischievous dog, and she just became a first-time homeowner...right next door to the hottest man she's ever seen. Oh, did she mention that he happens to be an alien? An alien with dreamy, glowing eyes, wicked fangs and claws, and a tail. But she's not supposed to know that, and only finds out after her wonderfully considerate dog leaves a big, odorous gift in her neighbor's back yard-which promptly results in her being kidnapped. Now she's tied to the alien's bed, because of course he's come to Earth in search of a mate-and he wants Tabitha to fill that role. More specifically, he wants her to carry his baby. Saying he's moving fast seems like a bit of an understatement. Is Tabitha willing to accept her alien abductor as a mate? Is she ready to be a mother? And he's generous enough to give her four whole weeks to decide. It's not like it's the biggest decision of her life or anything...right?

Desire

Author : Misty Vixen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781726601375
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book Desire written by Misty Vixen and published by . This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An erotic science fiction series featuring a lot of hot alien women!Derek is a young technician who has just graduated from college. He feels adrift, uncertain of his future and, worse, isolated from society. Living in a futuristic galactic civilization where humans intermingle with over half a dozen different alien species, it is a social taboo to date or sleep with anyone not of your own species. But Derek has long lusted after the beautiful alien women that populate the galaxy...Everything in his life is about to change, however, when he gets a strange e-mail. It's from a woman calling herself Venus. She is the founder and CEO of a city-sized space station called Desire. It's a highly exclusive place of pleasure in all its many forms, and he has just won a free, all-expenses-paid trip there. And he's about to meet and bed more hot alien women than he can handle...DESIRE contains a whole lot of hot human on alien sex with a variety of different inhuman ladies. You have been warned.

Stolen by an Alien

Author : Amanda Milo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781393842149
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (421 download)

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Download or read book Stolen by an Alien written by Amanda Milo and published by . This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AROKH I broke the rules and stole an auction item from her buyers. Because somehow, they'd managed to abduct a Gryfala princess. Though... she doesn't look, or act, or sound quite like I thought one of her kind would. But I'm merely a Rakhii gladiator; this is the closest I've actually ever been to a princess. I'd be considered lucky indeed if she chose me to guard her. Instead, I want more. I need her to claim me. Because she doesn't know it, but now I can't let her go. ANGIE Woke up in a freaking auction pen. With no coffee. But there were aliens. And they didn't bid on me out of the goodness of their hearts. FML. Then this nice alien showed up in the nick of time, but he keeps referring to me as "Princess" and I'm starting to worry what he'll do when he finds out that there's been a little case of mistaken identity, that I'm not royalty - see, I'm not even whatever alien he mistook me for... I'm just a human. ****Content warning: For readers 18 years and older Contains explicit sexual situations, dark themes, sensitive subjects, and violence. Despite happenings inside this story not being entirely sunshine and roses, this couple gets their sweet Happily Ever After ♥

The Alien Fast-Food War (Book 1 of "Visions of Jupiter")

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Author : Tilly Jupiter
Publisher : Boruma Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0463060954
Total Pages : 15 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book The Alien Fast-Food War (Book 1 of "Visions of Jupiter") written by Tilly Jupiter and published by Boruma Publishing. This book was released on 2019-05-08 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When remote-controlled aircraft begin behaving erratically, even crashing, there is only one logical explanation – well, there are only two: aliens or your own government. The real shock is finding the signals are coming from people who've eaten at fast food restaurants. Of course, we've known all along the stuff in unhealthy. But this? ~~~~~ Excerpt ~~~~~ The aliens started small, buying up a few eateries in malls and some coffee shops. And then they expanded, just as the Asians had before them—but neither education nor commerce was the goal this time. They wanted knowledge, but not the kind that came from schools. “We knew your history, but didn’t know shit about what makes you humans tick,” was what Bernie said. It didn't take long for them to recognize that we had no idea what made us tick either, so they set out to blaze new trails in understanding peoplekind. Fast food places provided them with two significant tools for this task: First, humans went there in droves. "You can't beat them away with a stick," was how Bernie put it. Once they were there, they could be observed in their natural habitat, as it were. This nicely brought the subjects needed for the aliens’ field studies right to them. Secondly, we ingested, rather indiscriminately a variety of substances passing for food. The aliens developed their protein-based nanosensors and fed them to us. Who knew? The damn things moved into our bloodstreams, analyzing as they went. “We wanted to get to the heart of the matter,” was the way Doreen put it; I think she was unaware of the implied pun, so we forgave her. Hungry for data, they continued buying up fast food places, served nanosensors and observed us. We ate the food and the sensors, which transmitted back to data collectors that did some elementary preprocessing and relayed compressed data to, as I’ve said, Omaha. Now I doubt anyone would have objected to this somewhat symbiotic turn of events. After all, the aliens had a vested interest in keeping the prices of their burgers and fries reasonable, because that kept our patronage up. Maybe once they had collected enough data they might have turned their attention to maximizing profits, but for the time being it worked for everyone. I suppose, if they'd known, the government would have a different view. In fact, after it was all over, Homeland Security was rather pissed. They were pissed at us because we hadn’t reported our conversations with the “Alien Invaders” to the responsible authorities, whatever that term might mean. I asked who I should've reported to but didn't get a straight answer. I admit that this probably did constitute an invasion of some sort, or a precursor to one. But, as I told the stony-faced Homeland Security lady, I was hired as a consultant; my clients wanted me to help deal with whoever was causing their problem. The fact that they turned out to be aliens was just not relevant in any meaningful way. Not to me, anyway. I had neglected to insert a clause that would pay a bonus for dealing with aliens in my contract. One thing I learned in working for the model airplane folks is that messing with the geeks is folly. If you doubt me, the way the war unfolded provides a textbook case, if one is needed. Think about it. Suppose you are a person who spends some monstrous amount of time and money building a model plane that looks, say, exactly like a Sopwith Camel. You fly it for a few minutes and it is brilliant. Suddenly it turns upside down, which looks rather cool if you planned that to happen and rather spooky if you didn’t, and then it drops like a stone. Well, like a stone with wings, I suppose.

Aliens In Kilts, Collection 1, Books 1-3

Author : Donna McDonald
Publisher : Donna McDonald
ISBN 13 : 1950619311
Total Pages : 680 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (56 download)

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Download or read book Aliens In Kilts, Collection 1, Books 1-3 written by Donna McDonald and published by Donna McDonald. This book was released on 2020-07-17 with total page 680 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True love can defy time, but can it defy space, aliens, and being abducted? Aliens In Kilts is a funny, spoofy, romantic adventure through space and time. And that's just the beginning of the chaos! Apologies to the Whovians, Trekkies, and those who have the Force strong within them. There’s none of that happening for Angus MacNamara and Erin O’Shea from a primitive 1950s Earth who are trying as hard as they can to make the best of their alien situation. MATCHMAKER ABDUCTION The big blue planet that most call New Earth desperately needs matchmakers. The original matchmakers are dead, and much worse, their DNA is no longer viable for cloning. Solution? Go back in time to one of Earth’s other—thankfully slower spinning—versions, and retrieve the alternates of the one couple in any universe who seems able to do the job. It's Angus and Erin versus aliens in this humorous Science Fiction Romance. NATE'S FATED MATE After a hundred years and four other wives, he should have been over her. Nate likes things calm and peaceful. Predictable outcomes suit him. Or they had until he realizes Sheena will soon be walking out of his life again. Letting her go didn’t work out last time he did it. This time Nate has to stop her. SHADES OF DARCONE Trouble, she was. Big trouble. HIS trouble. New Earth humans call him alien, but it is they who are strange. His fierce appearance ensures no human bride will choose him. Humans and their drama—he wants no part of it. No. That is a lie. He wants Bri at any cost. He’s always wanted Bri. Has he really been waiting two hundred years to make Brianna McNamara his? Author Note: It’s challenging to describe the full range of romantic humor in these books, but if you like movies like Galaxy Quest, Spaceballs, or more recently, Guardians of the Galaxy, then you’re definitely going to like this series.