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Author : Memes Lad
Publisher : Memes Lad
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 3231 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Epic Fails written by Memes Lad and published by Memes Lad. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 3231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to this awesome collection of epic fails and funny memes! OVER 2000 PAGES!!! Check out these crazy fools, you won't believe your eyes!
Author : Cindy Dorminy
Publisher : Red Adept Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book David Is an Ugly Word written by Cindy Dorminy and published by Red Adept Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don’t judge a name by its colors. MacKenzie Hamilton has the unique ability to see letters and numbers in colors. Her synesthesia seemed almost useless until she decided to start categorizing people based on their names’ color combinations. For instance, her parents’ names are pretty, so they’re destined to reconcile. And David Shaw, the boy next door, has an ugly name, so of course, she had to push him away. For three years, she’s lived with a false sense of security until senior year, when her color theory is put to the test in the worst way possible. David Shaw doesn’t understand why MacKenzie ghosted him. One minute, they were BFFs, and the next, it was like he never existed. But with money being tight, he has bigger problems to worry about. College may not be in the cards, especially music school. When David is paired with MacKenzie for a class mock-marriage project, he hopes she’ll finally tell him what went wrong. He would love to be friends again… maybe even more. The more they work together, the closer they become, causing MacKenzie to question her rationale for ditching David in the first place. Perhaps David’s name isn’t so ugly after all. As long as he never discovers why she shunned him, everything will work out. Famous last words.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684120071
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Author : Fred Lavner
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312972092
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (129 download)
Download or read book Off The Top Of Fred's Head written by Fred Lavner and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-03-05 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boomerist Fred Lavner is a funny guy with a lot to say about almost everything. People that piss him off. Bad customer service. Outrageous rules and regulations. Food labeling. Pretentious restaurants. High costs of living and dying. School teachers behaving badly. Political incorrectness. Not being able to find something to watch on 900 cable TV channels. Keeping up with celebutards. Getting out of jury duty. Popping off about internet pop up ads. Making sense of chocolate farts and other delights. Lavner's got a funny way of looking at things!
Author : Susan Slater
Publisher : Secret Staircase Books, an imprint of Columbine Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1945422688
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (454 download)
Download or read book Epiphany written by Susan Slater and published by Secret Staircase Books, an imprint of Columbine Publishing Group. This book was released on 2020-03-28 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Susan Slater can flat-out write.” —Don Winslow, New York Times bestselling author of The Cartel It’s Christmas in St. Augustine, where Dan and Elaine Mahoney are taking an extended honeymoon. But not all is sunny in Florida when Dan’s company sends him to investigate the theft of 1.2 million dollars’ worth of religious relics from the famed Basilica. Immediately, he knows it won’t be easy to track down the missing items—far too many people had access to the safe where they were stored when not on display for the parishioners. And although the church and rectory were filled with people, when Dan questions them, it seems no one saw a thing. Adding another wrinkle to their newlywed life is the fact that Dan’s mother has moved to a small town up the road. Dragon’s Bend is known for the fact that everyone who lives there is involved in the spiritual realm—from seers to gurus. Most are sincere practitioners in their beliefs, but some … not so much. Is Maggie Mahoney’s new job giving tarot readings at the Center for Spiritual Learning a legit way for her to help those who want to find deeper meaning in their lives? Or is she becoming caught up in something far darker? A visit from Elaine’s son Jason brings the family together for a fun Mahoney Christmas, but not before there’s a murder in Dragon’s Bend. The clues finally come together and the scope of the crimes goes far beyond anything Dan could have imagined. Praise for Susan Slater’s Dan Mahoney series: “Dan Mahoney is an appealingly resilient character, a welcome addition to the roster of sleuths that make the Southwest a hotbed of current mystery fiction.” —Publishers Weekly “Flash Flood is just what it sounds like—a fresh, surprising, adrenaline-rush whitewater ride. It’s also funny. Susan Slater can flat-out write.” —Don Winslow, New York Times bestselling author of The Cartel “There’ll be much, much more, with whispers of everything before Slater closes out this lively, surprising case, first of a series.” – Kirkus Reviews
Author : Jennifer Trainer Thompson
Publisher : Storey Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1612123376
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (121 download)
Download or read book Fresh Fish written by Jennifer Trainer Thompson and published by Storey Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking fish and other seafood at home is much easier than you think! Fresh Fish offers simple step-by-step instructions for all of the essential cooking methods, including baking, pan-frying, braising, broiling, steaming, poaching, roasting, marinating, and grilling — along with 175 mouthwatering recipes that bring out the best in everything from fish fillets and whole fish to shrimp, mussels, lobster, clams, calamari, and more. You’ll also learn how to buy fish (even whole fish) with confidence, how to serve fish raw, how to clean freshly dug clams, and much more. Beautiful photography celebrates both the food and the lazy charm of summers at the beach; this is a delightful read as well as the cookbook you need to easily enjoy your favorite seafood at home.
Author : Harmony Reed
Publisher : Sterling & Stone LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Drink written by Harmony Reed and published by Sterling & Stone LLC. This book was released on 2021-07-05 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WELCOME TO THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE Nils Murry has been sober for 364 days, and today, he’s getting his old life back — if he can stay sober until his son’s birthday party. But this day seems determined to test his resolve in every way possible. And if Nils flunks the test, he loses everything: his home, his wife, his son. He thinks he’s working the program, but he’s about to discover that the real work has only just begun. Can he make it through the day without having a drink – and destroying everything he’s worked for? Drink touches on the themes of personal responsibility, self-awareness, and how we sometimes distort reality with the stories we tell ourselves. Harmony Reed writes revelatory stories about what it means to live, how we can become more fully human, and how we can shed the lies we’ve been living by and embrace our truth. Her fiction melds the large-scale with the deeply personal, yielding insight into the human psyche and the world we all must move through. If you enjoy authors like Michael Chabon and Jodi Picoult, movies like Big Fish and Little Miss Sunshine, or shows like Orange is the New Black and This is Us, you’ll love Harmony Reed.
Author : Vincent F. Hendricks
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3319327658
Total Pages : 319 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (193 download)
Download or read book Infostorms written by Vincent F. Hendricks and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-08-18 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With points of departure in philosophy, logic, social psychology, economics, and choice and game theory, Infostorms shows how information may be used to improve the quality of personal decision and group thinking but also warns against the informational pitfalls which modern information technology may amplify: From science to reality culture and what it really is, that makes you buy a book like this. The information society is upon us. New technologies have given us back pocket libraries, online discussion forums, blogs, crowdbased opinion aggregators, social media and breaking news wherever, whenever. But are we more enlightened and rational because of it? Infostorms provides the nuts and bolts of how irrational group behaviour may get amplified by social media and information technology. If we could be collectively dense before, now we can do it at light speed and with potentially global reach. That’s how things go viral, that is how cyberbullying, rude comments online, opinion bubbles, status bubbles, political polarisation and a host of other everyday unpleasantries start. Infostorms will give the story of the mechanics of these phenomena. This will help you to avoid them if you want or learn to start them if you must. It will allow you to stay sane in an insane world of information. “With this brilliant book, we have been warned. It is up to all of us in the world today to be stewards of he common resource that is trustworthy and relevant information”. Adam Brandenburger, Stern School of Business, NYU “It is a highly recommended read for social scientists and concerned citizens alike”. Christian List, London School of Economics
Author : Matthew Hovey
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387277480
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (872 download)
Download or read book 1,037 One Liner Jokes written by Matthew Hovey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-10-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.
Author : Caitlin Peterson
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250141737
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.
Author : Cozumel Publishing Company
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692979303
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (793 download)
Download or read book El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs Volume One written by Cozumel Publishing Company and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Tex-Mex restaurant's famous marquee sign, whose black letters tell a new joke to passing motorists each day, is featured in "El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs: Volume One." 158 signs to enjoy8"x8" Hardback
Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Author : Christine B. Whelan
Publisher : Templeton Foundation Press
ISBN 13 : 1599473844
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (994 download)
Download or read book Generation WTF written by Christine B. Whelan and published by Templeton Foundation Press. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know what “WTF” usually means: it’s an exclamation of frustration, anger, and an understandable reaction to the brutal new economic realities that have hit young adults harder than any other group. WTF happened to promises of a bright future? What happened to the jobs? And what do we do now that the rules have changed? Recent college grads were raised in a time of affluence and entitlement, lulled into thinking that a golden future would happen. Young adults with few role models to teach values like thrift, perseverance, and self-control are ill-equipped to cope with sacrifice and failure. Their dismal employment prospects are merely the most visible symptom of more significant challenges. Fortunately, it’s not too late to change course. This optimistic, reflective, and technologically savvy generation already possesses the tools to thrive—if only they learn to harness the necessary skills for success. In Generation WTF, Christine Whelan does just that. Dr. Whelan, one of the foremost authorities on the history of the self-help genre, worked with more than one hundred young people to test and tweak the best old-school advice and personalize it for the modern twenty-something. After a decade of researching the industry—and years advising “WTFers” as they struggle to make their way in the “real world”—Dr. Whelan knows firsthand what advice works and what Generation WTF has to offer. Rather than focusing on the frustration that “WTF” usually stands for, Dr. Whelan leads the charge to reclaim the acronym as a battle cry for a positive future: Generation WTF will be a wise, tenacious, and fearless generation, strengthened by purpose and hope. This practical new guide will show these WTFers the way to success and instill lasting habits that will serve them well in both good times and bad.
Author : Andrew Tarvin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780984889761
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (897 download)
Download or read book Humor That Works written by Andrew Tarvin and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author presents a collection of ways to reap the proven human and corporate benefits of humor at work, organized by core business skill and founded on his own work as a business speaker and coach with the consulting company, Humor That Works.
Author : Victoria De La O
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250122082
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book Tell Me How This Ends written by Victoria De La O and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brothers Jude and Ryan McAllister are inseparable. When Jude stepped in to raise Ryan after the death of their mother, it became the two of them against the world. But the scars it left were bone-deep. Then Lizzie Price comes along. Lizzie hopes Ryan’s kindness can help heal her wounds from a toxic relationship. But when she meets Jude, their powerful attraction makes him difficult to resist. The problem is, Lizzie doesn’t realize Jude and Ryan are brothers, and they don’t know they’re falling for the same girl. By the time the truth comes out, everyone is in too deep. Ryan is in love, Jude is in denial, and Lizzie wants both brothers. All of them agree that no one deserves to get hurt. But love and desire have a way of testing even the strongest bonds.
Author : Kevin Foo
Publisher : Partridge Publishing Singapore
ISBN 13 : 1482827794
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (828 download)
Download or read book What Your Sales Managers Never Teach You written by Kevin Foo and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2015-02-20 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written in storybook form, and basing on his own personal experience. This book aims to be the guide to becoming a better salesperson reveals eleven secrets that will help you sell more and earn more. "Practical and easy to follow tips for all budding financial services professionals. Must read!" -Neil Bowyer, Senior Leadership Team, Aviva Singapore "Easy to read and a great additional resource for rookies who are looking for a break through!" -Lim Bee Bee, Vice President for Bancassurance, from UK Bank based in Singapore. "Fun read for sales professionals who desires more success in their career!" -Chris Chan, founder of PPP Academy, author of Referral Revolution "Simple and effective ideas for those who are looking for success in their financial sales career." -Sylvester Loh, Court of The Table qualifier Easy formula to get your comfort zone to a productive zone fast! -Gina Goh, Sales Director from a FTSE 100 investment firmUndo
Author : Rachel Wilkerson Miller
Publisher : The Experiment
ISBN 13 : 161519407X
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (151 download)
Download or read book Dot Journaling—A Practical Guide written by Rachel Wilkerson Miller and published by The Experiment. This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organize your life, record what matters, and get stuff done! What the heck is a dot journal? It’s a planner, to-do list, and diary for every aspect of your life: work, home, relationships, hobbies, everything. Early adopter Rachel Wilkerson Miller explains how to make a dot journal work for you—whether you find the picture-perfect examples on Pinterest inspiring or, well, intimidating. You decide how simple or elaborate your journal will be, and what goes in there: Lists of your to-dos, to-don’ts, and more Symbols that will make those lists efficient and effective Spreads to plan your day, week, month, or year Trackers for your habits and goals (think health, money, travel) Accouterments such as washi tape, book darts, and more!
