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Author : Scott Helmick
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (278 download)
Download or read book Adventures of a Teenage Dwarf written by Scott Helmick and published by . This book was released on 2024-06-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Max Shulman
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504027841
Total Pages : 139 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)
Download or read book I Was a Teenage Dwarf written by Max Shulman and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hysterical follow-up to The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis details the lifelong pursuits of the pint-sized Don Juan Each chapter—straight from the diaries of Dobie Gillis—is a true experience from our hero’s life between the ages of thirteen to thirty. All the experiences are about girls, because that’s what Dobie’s life is about: girls. In “Girls: Their Cause and Cure,” Dobie is a sixth-grader with the serious issue of being shorter than every girl in his class. A petite cellist with leaky tear ducts is his best bet until a beautiful rock-and-roll chick arrives at school. Dobie falls hard for the new girl, not realizing that she’s due for a growth spurt. Two years later, Dobie has more important concerns. In “Puberty Is Here to Stay,” his girlfriend, Tuckie Webb, goes away to summer camp and comes back more stunning than ever. Too bad she has hulking seventeen-year-old Murder McIntyre attached to her arm. Fifteen years later, Dobie weds his college sweetheart, Chloe. Marriage, it turns out, is the cure for Dobie’s obsession with girls, but money worries now plague our hero’s mind. When baby Pete arrives and Chloe spends all their cash on vitamins, nursery school, fencing lessons, and fancy dogs, Dobie fears he’ll never have the nest egg he desires. Then he realizes that he already has the two things a man really needs: a beautiful, loving wife and a happy child.
Author : Max Shulman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781258510756
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book I Was a Teenage Dwarf written by Max Shulman and published by . This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Kyle Latino
Publisher : Oni Press
ISBN 13 : 9781620107386
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Savage Beard of She Dwarf written by Kyle Latino and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming graphic novel that tells the story of a lonely dwarf searching for her place in the world. She Dwarf believes herself to be the last dwarf in existence. Hoping to find evidence to the contrary, She Dwarf sets out on a mission to find the lost dwarven city of Dammerung. But Dammerung isn’t on any map and will not be easily found. Strong forces stand in She Dwarf’s way. Begrudgingly forced to take on a partner to aid in her mission, She Dwarf is joined by war barbarian, Hack Battler. Together, the pair will face vengeful shorcs, sludge demons, mutant bear monsters, and more. When warned by an elf named Drift of the dangers of searching for the lost city, She Dwarf will come face to face with the consequences of her quest. Driven by memories of her mother, She Dwarf is more determined than ever to unearth the truth of the dwarves. Savage Beard of She Dwarf is a fantasy webcomic seen in book form for the first time. From comic writer and artist Kyle Latino, this YA graphic novel packs all the epic adventure and delightful humor with a heartwarming story of a lonely dwarf searching for her place in the world.
Author : Gerald Morris
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547349394
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (473 download)
Download or read book The Savage Damsel and the Dwarf written by Gerald Morris and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2008-04-28 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Third in the medieval fantasy series. “A perfectly delicious, not entirely serious, reimagining of part of Thomas Malory’s Le Morte d’Arthur.”—Booklist Her castle under siege by an evil knight who keeps beheading all her would-be rescuers, Lady Lynet realizes the only way to get help is to get it herself. So one night she slips away and strikes out for King Arthur’s court where she hopes to find a gallant knight to vanquish the Knight of the Red Lands and free her castle. Gerald Morris’s Arthurian novel is a highly comic tale of hidden identities, mysterious knights, faeries and enchantments, damsels-in-distress, and true love. “In Morris’s third wry, sometimes hilarious, take on an Arthurian legend, a sharp-tongued young damosel gets an education in sorcery, intrigue and what true knighthood is all about . . . Fans of Gail Carson Levine’s Ella Enchanted, Patricia Wrede’s Enchanted Forest Chronicles and similarly lighthearted fantasy will be delighted.”—Kirkus Reviews “A rollicking treatment of a lesser-known episode from Sir Thomas Malory’s Le Morte d’Arthur . . . The novel is also enjoyable for its good-natured spoofing of the conventions of its medieval setting.”—School Library Journal “A rare action-fantasy that crosses age and gender lines.”—The Bulletin
Author : Liesl Shurtliff
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1524717037
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book Grump: The (Fairly) True Tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves written by Liesl Shurtliff and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of Rump, comes the true story behind another unlikely hero: a grumpy dwarf who gets tangled up in Snow White's feud with the wicked queen. Ever since he was a dwarfling, Borlen (nicknamed "Grump") has dreamed of visiting The Surface, so when opportunity knocks, he leaves his cavern home behind. At first, life aboveground is a dream come true. Queen Elfrieda Veronika Ingrid Lenore (E.V.I.L.) is the best friend Grump always wanted, feeding him all the rubies he can eat and allowing him to rule at her side in exchange for magic and information. But as time goes on, Grump starts to suspect that Queen E.V.I.L. may not be as nice as she seems. . . . When the queen commands him to carry out a horrible task against her stepdaughter Snow White, Grump is in over his head. He's bound by magic to help the queen, but also to protect Snow White. As if that wasn't stressful enough, the queen keeps bugging him for updates through her magic mirror! He'll have to dig deep to find a way out of this pickle, and that's enough to make any dwarf Grumpy indeed. "Liesl Shurtliff writes the perfect middle-grade page-turners that fourth graders can gobble down on the plane, train, and automobile trips ahead this summer. . . . [she] excels at turning familiar worlds on their heads. --The New York Times Book Review "Hilarious and heartfelt . . . Lovable Borlen's grumpy first-person narration explores themes of belonging, friendship, and doing the right thing. Sure to please fans of reimagined fairy tales." --Kirkus "A hilarious reimagining of its origin story with a wonderfully detailed world and interesting twists on classic characters. Sure to be a hit with fantasy fans looking for comedy." --Booklist "The story moves at a fast pace and deftly balances lighthearted humor with emotional weight. . . .a sure hit for Shurtliff's fans." --School Library Journal
Author : Martha Carr
Publisher : Adventures of Finnegan Dra
ISBN 13 : 9781642026177
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (261 download)
Download or read book Return of the Dwarf King written by Martha Carr and published by Adventures of Finnegan Dra. This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A broken ship. A missing friend. A whole new world of magical artifacts for the taking. A cosmic vacation for our intrepid treasure hunter. After years of searching Finn has finally found the motherload. Unfortunately, there's no way to get it home. And he's got to meet John Wayne. Stranded and alone in Denver, Colorado, Finn and his partner Penny (a foot and a half long Faerie Dragon) search for friends and allies in this strange new land. But something about this place isn't right. Magic has gone underground, and has anyone seen John Wayne? Lucky for Finn he's a Dwarf, and underground is where he does his best work. Join Finn, Penny and their new friends on an adventure that spans the globe and holds the fate of an entire planet in its twists and turns. And just maybe a tall Dwarf and a small dragon can find their place in the universe. Click the Buy Now button and read it today.
Author : Nathaniel Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781519014177
Total Pages : 77 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (141 download)
Download or read book The Dwarfs of Oxnad written by Nathaniel Miller and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-06 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "Pick Your Path" series allows you to make decisions which directly affect the outcome of your adventure. Click on the links to pick your path, or choose the "Pick another path" link to return to your last decision. In this installment you and your best friend Ethan discover a secret entrance to an ancient dwarf mine which is under the control of an evil sorceress. Will your decisions lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams? Will you free the dwarfs and become heroes of the land? Will you make the right decisions or will you become a permanent guest of the evil sorceress and her dragon? Time will tell when you Pick Your Path!
Author : Max Shulman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (54 download)
Download or read book I was a Teen-age Dwarf, Etc written by Max Shulman and published by . This book was released on 1963 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Max Shulman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (19 download)
Download or read book I was a Teen-age Dwarf written by Max Shulman and published by . This book was released on 1959 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Max Shulman
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504027825
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)
Download or read book The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis written by Max Shulman and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Riotous tales of the college playboy-next-door—the basis for the iconic television show. “Shulman’s creation was born a sitcom hero” (The A.V. Club). Including stories first published in Cosmopolitan and the Saturday Evening Post, this bestselling collection follows the romantic escapades of Max Shulman’s famed collegiate Don Juan. Like most undergraduates, Dobie Gillis is a bit scattered—sometimes he’s as quick as a whip, other times dull as a doorstop, and his major keeps changing from chemistry to law to journalism. But no matter what subject he should be studying, Dobie always has a girl on his mind. In “Love Is a Fallacy,” Shulman’s best-known short story that to this day is taught in writing classes and English survey courses as an archetypal example of the genre, Dobie finds the perfect bride-to-be. She’s beautiful and gracious, but not too smart—a flaw that he sets out to fix, with the most hilarious and ironic of consequences. In “The Unlucky Winner,” Dobie and Clothilde Ellingboe cut corners in class to make more time for their dates. But after an impossible English assignment sends the couple deep into the stacks to plagiarize an obscure essay, Dobie finds himself in a ridiculous bind. And in “She Shall Have Music,” Dobie can’t focus on his duties as circulation manager for the college humor magazine because his girlfriend, Pansy, has been shipped off to New York by her purple-faced father. The desperate Romeo hatches a plan to save the magazine and visit his girl, but a series of bad decisions and a Lithuanian wedding band threaten to ruin everything.
Author : Joseph J. Bailey
Publisher : Joseph Bailey
ISBN 13 : 0989458245
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (894 download)
Download or read book Confessions of an Angry Dwarf written by Joseph J. Bailey and published by Joseph Bailey. This book was released on 2013-11-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David "Blazing Beard" Gatewood, Thane of the Stonescribe clan Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1) To see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf, you have but to read Confessions of an Angry Dwarf. If you still think you're a Dwarf after reading this concise guide to Dwarfdom, then you will not be the only one full of surprise. Confessions of an Angry Dwarf will correct (3) any (4) misperceptions you may have about the ancient and noble traditions of Dwarfdom. If you're a bit more certain about your identity but have ever wanted to explore the inner workings of the Dwarven psyche (5,6), then Confessions of an Angry Dwarf will be your gateway to a world probably better left unvisited. With enlightening chapters such as All that Glimmers Might be Gold, Allies and Whether ta Tolerate 'Em, When NOT ta Wear Full Plate, Tha Fine Art o' Belchin', Grabbin' tha Dragon by tha Horns, When Yer Beard Catches Fire, On Learnin' ta Growl, One Good Thumpin' Deserves Another and On Never Conformin' ta Expectation, Confessions of an Angry Dwarf delivers a veritable treasure trove of almost useful information on realizing one's potential as a Dwarf. If, on the assuredly remote possibility you still maintain some interest in Dwarves, thenConfessions of an Angry Dwarf will be your irrefutably refutable guide to Dwarfdom and Dwarven endeavor. (7) Observations from a talking axe: 1. These qualities will generally draw comparisons to things other than Dwarves. 2. Or atypical in the case of Urdaen"Flamebeard" Doomhammer. 3. More likely further. 4. Or many. 5. Such as it is. 6. Brave soul that you are. 7. Now go grab your axe, don your armor, and start reading! From the Author The EA'AE books are guides one might happen upon within the larger multiverse created in the Chronicles of the Fists trilogy... fantasy books giving farcical advice for professions that don't exist (even if we may want for them to... or not). 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Author : Libba Bray
Publisher : Delacorte Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385733976
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (857 download)
Download or read book Going Bovine written by Libba Bray and published by Delacorte Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.
Author : Constantin Step
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 682 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (12 download)
Download or read book The Dwarf, The Mine, and The RPG Apocalypse written by Constantin Step and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-26 with total page 682 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would a dwarf raised on Earth do when System Apocalypse happens? Read to find out. Derek Smith (what a name!) became a minor celebrity when his friend posted a video titled "The Real-World Dwarf is a cool dude!". Being a last-year high-schooler who is 4'8 (142cm) in height is one thing, but having the muscles of a bodybuilder and the face of a middle-aged man at the same time is another. And don't you dare to bring up shaving in front of him. Did I mention that the boy's favorite hobby is smithing? Derek always wondered if the gods sent him to the wrong world. Until, one day, Earth Awakened. With dungeons, monsters, magic, and status screens, everything became not so different from fantasy fiction. The sudden change brought chaos to the world, but to the young dwarf, it also brought the opportunity to discover his true self. And maybe to reunite with his real kinfolk. But first, he needs to survive. Who asked him to explore this abandoned mine at the worst time possible? Now Derek is trapped, and the only way to escape is to learn how this mysterious System works. Too bad there is no manual or teacher to help him with that. Or maybe there is?
Author : Ronald Wilson
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1683485815
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (834 download)
Download or read book The Complete Adventures of Skipp and Wes Mason written by Ronald Wilson and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-09-02 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted
Author : Daniel Manus Pinkwater
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781616963361
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (633 download)
Download or read book Adventures of a Dwergish Girl written by Daniel Manus Pinkwater and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Daniel Pinkwater (Lizard Music, The Hoboken Chicken Emergency) returns in classic form with the illustrated, middle-grade adventures of one young Molly O'Malley: a dwarf (well, dwarf-ish) girl who just won't settle for a boring life in the Catskills. "Daniel Pinkwater's books don't strive for greatness; they don't seem to be trying at all. That's the magic of them." --The New York Times Book Review Molly O'Malley is a clever, adventurous girl. She is also a Dwerg. Dwergs are strange folks who live very quietly in the Catskill mountains, have lots of gold, and are kind of like dwarves (but also not!). Molly isn't interested in cooking and weaving, as she is expected to be. So, she sets off to see the world for herself. Which means a new job, a trip to New York City, prowling gangsters, an adorable king, a city witch, and many historical ghosts. More importantly, it means excellent pizza, new friends, and very quick thinking. Now someone is pursuing the Dwergs for their gold. Can Molly O'Malley save the day?
Author : Joseph Swerdon
Publisher : Page Publishing, Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781644627327
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (273 download)
Download or read book The Adventures of Pungo: Battle Warrior Dwarf Extraordinaire written by Joseph Swerdon and published by Page Publishing, Incorporated. This book was released on 2019-01-30 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one-thousand-year dwarf war is over. The doors of the once majestic dwarf stronghold of the Natcheleen Vale remains sealed. Terror rules the day, and evil stalks the night. Pungo, battle warrior dwarf extraordinaire is now faced with a grave decision: save those he comes to know as friends, or continue on his mission of vengeance. Who or what are these riders of the ice-mist. One thing is for sure, Pungo intends to find out or die trying. By change or plan, the adventure begins in this page turner of battle, magic, and so very much more.
