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Book Synopsis Adult Mad Libs: I'm on the Naughty List by : Matthew Doyle
Download or read book Adult Mad Libs: I'm on the Naughty List written by Matthew Doyle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-12 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ON SALE FOR A LIMITED TIME Adult Mad Libs: I'm On the Naughty List features over 25 naughty Christmas stories celebrating the festivities and fun of the holiday season. Readers will be blush and laugh along as they fill in the blanks of these traditional and dirty stories about your favorite carols, mommy getting caught with Santa, Mr. and Mrs Claus getting cozy, Playboy Santa AND MORE! The silliest way to celebrate the holidays. Makes a GREAT stocking stuffer and Christmas present. The best way to spice up any holiday party!
Download or read book Talk Dirty to Me written by Matthew Doyle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-20 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Mad Libs: Talk Dirty to Me features 19 naughty stories celebrating the fantasies and fun of adult life. Readers will be blush and laugh along as they fill in the blanks of these dirty stories about hiring hookers, porn stars, boobies, doing the nasty, AND MORE! Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more!
Book Synopsis Adult Mad Libs: Send a Dirty Picture by : Matthew Doyle
Download or read book Adult Mad Libs: Send a Dirty Picture written by Matthew Doyle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Mad Libs: Send A Dirty Picture features 20 naughty stories celebrating the fantasies and fun of grown up life. Readers will be blush and laugh along as they fill in the blanks of these dirty stories about role playing, bad bosses, wild concerts, kama sutra play, AND MORE! Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more!
Download or read book The Wild Robot written by Peter Brown and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roz the robot discovers that she is alone on a remote, wild island with no memory of where she is from or why she is there, and her only hope of survival is to try to learn about her new environment from the island's hostile inhabitants.
Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 735 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.
Download or read book Naughty: written by Brenda Hampton and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2013-01-10 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jaylin Jerome Rogers, an investment broker worth millions, lives a high-class life with plenty of women to share it with. Nestled in his lavishing home in Chesterfield, Missouri, he captures women with his wealth, charm, nine-plus inches of goodness and amazingly good looks. Although his bed is never empty, his heart is. He feels nothing for the women who love him dearly and continues his search for the "perfect" one. When Scorpio Valentino, an attractive, seductive and charming woman saunters into his view, she offers Jaylin a life of altering changes. Her intention is to make his life a living hell, however, Jaylin is not about to take the fall. Surprisingly, soon, love presents itself. Not for the women in Jaylin's life, but he experiences love through becoming a father to Scorpio's five-year-old daughter, Mackenzie. She's his guardian angel and is there for Jaylin through the tough times he's bound to face.
Book Synopsis Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs by : Douglas Yacka
Download or read book Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs written by Douglas Yacka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-02-24 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about food and wine! Ah, there's nothing like a pinot noir paired with cheese and PLURAL NOUN! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about wine tastings, fine dining, and horrible service, Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs has an unforgettable dining experience for everyone! Play alone, in a group, or in the vineyard! Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs is a fun activity recommended for ages 21 and over. Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about everyone's favorite topic -- food and wine! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Download or read book A Certain Appeal written by Vanessa King and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sparkling contemporary retelling of Pride and Prejudice set in the tantalizing world of New York City burlesque, perfect for fans of The Kiss Quotient and The Roommate. After a betrayal derailed her interior design career, Liz Bennet found a fresh start in New York. Now an executive assistant by day and stage kitten by night, she’s discovered a second home with the performers at Meryton, Manhattan’s top-tier burlesque venue. Love’s the last thing on her mind when she locks eyes with Will Darcy across the crowded club, yet the spark between them is undeniable—that is, until she overhears the uptight wealth manager call her merely “tolerable.” Bennet is determined to write Darcy off, but once their besties fall head-over-heels, they’re thrown into each other’s orbit again and again. Each encounter begins to feel more heated than the last, but is their chemistry enough to topple that terrible first impression? What’s more, when a charming newcomer arrives on the scene with accusations against Darcy, and a sudden development leaves Meryton’s fate in jeopardy, Bennet will have to decide who to trust in time to salvage her design dreams, her heart, and the stage she shares with her found family…
Download or read book Mad Libs After Dark written by Mad Libs and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-12-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Mad Libs collection that includes two romance-themed Adult Mad Libs titles in a sexy hardcover package that's perfect for Valentine's Day! Not sure how to say "I love you" (or simply, "I need to VERB you!") this Valentine's Day? Mad Libs After Dark has you covered! This sexy collection includes two previously published relationship-themed Adult Mad Libs titles, bound together in a sleek hardcover package that features an eye-catching faux-leather cover design and interior pages edged in red. Forget Netflix and chill. This Valentine's Day, it's all about Mad Libs and VERB!
Download or read book Have You Seen? written by David Thomson and published by Knopf Publishing Group. This book was released on 2008 with total page 1025 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Including masterpieces, oddities, guilty pleasures, and classics (with just a few disasters)"--Cover.
Book Synopsis Weather Girl by : Rachel Lynn Solomon
Download or read book Weather Girl written by Rachel Lynn Solomon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-01-11 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of... Amazon's Best Romances of January Apple Books' Best Books of January Goodreads' Hottest Romances of January Buzzfeed's Most Anticipated Books of 2022 Popsugar, Parade.com, The Nerd Daily, and Fangirlish's Most Anticipated Books of 2022 A TV meteorologist and a sports reporter scheme to reunite their divorced bosses with unforecasted results in this electrifying romance from the author of The Ex Talk. Ari Abrams has always been fascinated by the weather, and she loves almost everything about her job as a TV meteorologist. Her boss, legendary Seattle weatherwoman Torrance Hale, is too distracted by her tempestuous relationship with her ex-husband, the station’s news director, to give Ari the mentorship she wants. Ari, who runs on sunshine and optimism, is at her wits’ end. The only person who seems to understand how she feels is sweet but reserved sports reporter Russell Barringer. In the aftermath of a disastrous holiday party, Ari and Russell decide to team up to solve their bosses’ relationship issues. Between secret gifts and double dates, they start nudging their bosses back together. But their well-meaning meddling backfires when the real chemistry builds between Ari and Russell. Working closely with Russell means allowing him to get to know parts of herself that Ari keeps hidden from everyone. Will he be able to embrace her dark clouds as well as her clear skies?
Book Synopsis Sexy Crossword Puzzle Book for Adults. You Know You Want It! Volume 1 by : Triviahead Publishing
Download or read book Sexy Crossword Puzzle Book for Adults. You Know You Want It! Volume 1 written by Triviahead Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-19 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who said crossword puzzles couldn't be SEXY? Not us! These aren't your typical, straight-laced, boring crossword puzzles. This fun, hilarious, sexually explicit book is filled with sexual references, double entendre, innuendos, profanity, and dirty words. Strictly for adults and those who are not easily offended. Liven up your next game night and take it to the next level!* Provides Hours of Calm, Relaxing, Sexy, and Hilarious Fun! * A Great Gift For All Your Adult Family and Friends!* 60 Large-Print, Easy-To-Read, but hard to put down, puzzles featuring BIG, CLEAR TYPE. These crossword puzzles are fun to solve at home (bedroom perhaps?), at work (during your break, of course!), or on the road (did someone say, "Road Trip?").* Easy to medium level, sexually explicit puzzles.* Sharpen your dirty mind and strengthen your mental capacity.* Test your knowledge of words, spelling, and trivia.* Large grids make it easier to fill in letters.* Each puzzle has its own page.* Solutions are provided at the back of the book.* Don't forget to purchase one for yourself! You know you want it!
Book Synopsis French Twist by : Catherine Crawford
Download or read book French Twist written by Catherine Crawford and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adventures in Franco-inspired American parenting—a winning mix of witty cross-cultural observation, hilariously blunt French wisdom, and one American mom’s journey to create her own hybrid parenting approach “If there is no blood, don’t get up.” This single nugget of parenting gold, offered by a French friend at the end of a long dinner party, changed everything for writer Catherine Crawford, her husband, and, especially, the couple’s two young daughters. Crawford immediately began to see that while the United States had become the land of too-involved parents forever wanting to talk through their kids’ feelings about, well, everything, France employed a far more laissez-faire attitude toward raising les enfants. Learning to sleep through the night? A few tears never hurt anyone. Food? Let them eat cake, sure, but only after they’ve sampled lamb chops, broccoli rabe, and the stinkiest of cheeses. Short of shipping her daughters off to Paris for these—and many other—invaluable early-life lessons, Crawford did the next best thing: She brought Old World–style parenting to Brooklyn. In the process, she discovered that her kids could actually hold a thought silently for two minutes without interrupting adult conversation, and that she didn’t, in fact, need to buy out half the toy store to make their birthdays special. She even found out how much her kids like lamb chops! While combining the best attributes of the approach français with what she saw as American qualities worth preserving, Crawford found a way to save her household and her sanity. Hilarious and insightful, French Twist reveals how Crawford and her family survived le grand experiment—and why they aren’t ever going back to the way things were. Advance praise for French Twist “Presented with a touch of humor and spot-on descriptions of childhood (mis)behavior, the advice, which touches on such topics as breastfeeding and school participation, is practical and useful. A refreshing approach to raising children.”—Kirkus Reviews “[A] charming and clever parenting chronicle . . . Though some may prefer their naughty kids just the way they are, this breezy, entertaining study of parenting a la Paris may prompt others to pour a café au lait and rethink their strategies.”—Publishers Weekly “French Twist describes an open-minded experiment in French-style parenting (though apparently there’s not even a French word for parenting!) and reveals itself as an honest examination of the author’s own missteps and prejudices—which we all can relate to—and the whole overparenting trend in this country. Are Catherine Crawford’s conclusions ‘French’? Who cares? They’re immensely logical and rational, and delivered with an abundance of love.”—Muffy Mead-Ferro, author of Confessions of a Slacker Mom “Ever seen a French child throw a tantrum in a restaurant or talk back to his parents? Neither has Catherine Crawford. In French Twist she uncovers the secrets of French child-rearing—and then tries them out on her own family, with remarkable results. Part memoir, part instruction manual, French Twist is hilarious, honest, and incredibly useful.”—Lori Leibovich, executive lifestyle editor of The Huffington Post “Catherine Crawford has written a great parenting book. I can’t wait to have kids and apply all I have learned here. Wait—hold on. I’m being told I already have two kids. This is incredible news! I will begin applying immediately.”—Adam Scott, actor, Parks and Recreation
Download or read book Red Queen written by Victoria Aveyard and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling series! Red Queen, by #1 New York Times bestselling author Victoria Aveyard, is a sweeping tale of power, intrigue, and betrayal, perfect for fans of George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones series. Mare Barrow's world is divided by blood—those with common, Red blood serve the Silver-blooded elite, who are gifted with superhuman abilities. Mare is a Red, scraping by as a thief in a poor, rural village, until a twist of fate throws her in front of the Silver court. Before the king, princes, and all the nobles, she discovers she has an ability of her own. To cover up this impossibility, the king forces her to play the role of a lost Silver princess and betroths her to one of his own sons. As Mare is drawn further into the Silver world, she risks everything and uses her new position to help the Scarlet Guard—a growing Red rebellion—even as her heart tugs her in an impossible direction. One wrong move can lead to her death, but in the dangerous game she plays, the only certainty is betrayal. Discover more wonders in the world of Red Queen with Broken Throne: A Red Queen Collection, a companion novel with stories from fan favorites and new voices, featuring never-before-seen maps, flags, bonus scenes, journal entries, and much more exclusive content! Plus don't miss Realm Breaker! Irresistibly action-packed and full of lethal surprises, this stunning fantasy series from Victoria Aveyard, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Red Queen series, begins where hope is lost and asks: When the heroes have fallen, who will take up the sword?
Download or read book Alas, Babylon written by Pat Frank and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2005-07-05 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic apocalyptic novel that stunned the world.
Book Synopsis McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs by : Richard A. Spears
Download or read book McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs written by Richard A. Spears and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2006-02-03 with total page 1100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn the language of Nebraska . . .and 49 other states With more entries than any other reference of its kind,McGraw-Hill’s Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs shows you how American English is spoken today. You will find commonly used phrasal verbs, idiomatic expressions, proverbial expressions, and clichés. The dictionary contains more than 24,000 entries, each defined and followed by one or two example sentences. It also includes a Phrase-Finder Index with more than 60,000 entries.
Book Synopsis The People of Walmart Adult In-Activity Book by : Andrew Kipple
Download or read book The People of Walmart Adult In-Activity Book written by Andrew Kipple and published by Day Drankin' Press. This book was released on 2021-05-30 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Absolute Wildest & Funniest Gag Gift for 2021! A PERFECTLY UNPRODUCTIVE ACTIVITY BOOK Have you always wondered how you could maximize inactivity and wanton slackerness while enjoying and maintaining wildly entertaining weirdness? BEHOLD! We present just for you in all it's magnificent glory, The People of Walmart Adult In-Activity Book. The People of Walmart have always been some of the most delightfully weird people on the planet. It was high time for adult activity books to get super weird as well. But don't take our word for it! Here's what our readers have to say... "This is the best anti boredom antidote available without a medical prescription. I can't believe it's completely legal!" - Toothy Jr. "Huh? It sounded like a train! What?!?" - Grits Ladue "Hold on hold on, I'm getting crazy deja vu right now. Can you smell this milk?" - Tricky 4Real Brought to you by the wildly popular website of the same name, this OFFICIAL adult activity book disrupts the entire activity book niche. It's so much fun to flip through as each page is crazier than the next! Nothing you have EVER seen in your life has prepared you for the hilarity you are about to experience. Get ready for the most fun you'll ever have with an activity book. This EPIC book is comprised of 77 of the zaniest pages ever printed. What's Inside... ludicrous brain teasers insane mazes fun word searches hilarious hidden picture the wackiest word scrambles hysterical dot to dot crazy crossword puzzles malarkey soaked mad lib quacktastic quizzes walmart would you rather and tons more! Join the masses and unwind with the People of Walmart.com Adult In-Activity Book: Rolling Back Productivity. Simply sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in brain teasing hilarity. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress, anti-boredom therapy, also the PERFECT gag-gift for all the weirdos in your life. Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Get it today!
