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Book Synopsis Actual HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid by : Sweet Harmony Press
Download or read book Actual HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid written by Sweet Harmony Press and published by . This book was released on 2023-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous review of 75 sarcastic and snarky things we would all love to say to our bosses and coworkers at one time or another, but know that we can't without getting in trouble, and the alternative things we can say instead.
Book Synopsis HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid by : Quirky Creations
Download or read book HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid written by Quirky Creations and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 365 HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid is the perfect gag gift for anyone who needs a good laugh at work. This book features 365 sarcastic and witty ways to poke fun at annoying coworkers. An entertaining way to vent work frustrations harmlessly! Featuring quotes like: You're like a suspense movie - full of twists and turns and not always making sense. You're like a novel with no plot - interesting but going nowhere. You're the human version of a '404 Error' - not found. It's cute how you use trial and error. Mostly error. Product Features 6" x 9" size easily fits in purse, backpack, briefcase Provides year-round entertainment Great for boss, manager, team member, or anyone who needs more humor at work Give the gift of snark to your favorite sarcastic coworker Daily laughs for the full work year Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only! No actual HR professionals were involved in creating this book. Give the gift of snark! See who can keep a straight face in meetings when using these coded phrases.
Book Synopsis White Elephant Gifts for Adults by : James S. Davis
Download or read book White Elephant Gifts for Adults written by James S. Davis and published by Useful White Elephant Gifts. This book was released on 2023-11-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis HR Approved 52 Ways To Inform Coworkers They're Stupid by : Upgraded Books
Download or read book HR Approved 52 Ways To Inform Coworkers They're Stupid written by Upgraded Books and published by . This book was released on 2023-12-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HR Approved: 52 Ways to Tell Employees That They're Stupid" is a funny and satirical book that makes the perfect gag gift for coworkers, employees, managers and bosses. It's a book that pierces through the veil of typical corporate speak where you'll find something hilarious for each week of the year.
Book Synopsis HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid by : Robert M Yanez
Download or read book HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid written by Robert M Yanez and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-11-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dive into the humorous realm of "HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid" a rollicking guide that fearlessly explores 70 cheeky alternatives for those moments when you want to say the unspeakable at work. This book is your go-to stress reliever for navigating the daily office grind with a side of laughter. Discover "HR-approved" alternatives that offer a comical twist to typical workplace comments. It's not just a book; it's your secret weapon for turning mundane office talk into a game of wit. Use these alternatives as a shared "code" with your coworkers, turning serious conversations into inside jokes that add a dash of humor to your workday. Key Features: Inappropriate, Yet Hilarious: Uncover 70 laugh-out-loud alternatives to conventional office speak, injecting humor into situations that might otherwise have you reaching for the headache pills. Shared Office Codes: Transform mundane meetings into a game of wit with shared codes that only you and your colleagues understand, creating a camaraderie that transcends the everyday hustle. Stress-Busting Humor: Turn moments of frustration into opportunities for levity, as you navigate the challenges of the workplace armed with witty alternatives that leave everyone grinning. Office-Friendly Pranks: Lighten the atmosphere by daring your colleagues to keep a straight face during meetings when a well-placed alternative is strategically deployed. A Must-Have for Office Rebels: Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and don't mind bending the rules of workplace language for the sake of a well-timed joke. "HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid" is your passport to a more amusing workday, where humor becomes the antidote to stress and shared codes transform the way you communicate. Embrace the lighter side of office life, and turn your workplace into a space where laughter is the universal language. After all, who said professionalism couldn't have a sense of humor?
Book Synopsis HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid for That by : Fancy Birthday Gifts Gifts Publisher
Download or read book HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid for That written by Fancy Birthday Gifts Gifts Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-23 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keep Calm I Have A Spreadsheet For ThatA Lined notebook journal that makes a great gift for your staff or team. Great for new employees, new hires, new recruits, or anniversary of current employees. Notes or meeting minutes at work. 110 LINED pages. Dimensions: 6" x 9", making it compact for meetings or having at your desk to take notes.-Soft Matte Cover Finsh-6 x 9 Size Perfect For Hand-130 Pages-Notebook, Diary, Journal-Perfect & Cute Design GET IT NOW !!!
Book Synopsis How to Tell Your Coworkers They Are Stupid by : Ethan J Winslow
Download or read book How to Tell Your Coworkers They Are Stupid written by Ethan J Winslow and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-07-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to "HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid", your go-to guide for navigating the hilarity of office life. This book delivers 76 side-splitting, yet respectful ways to handle those 'facepalm' moments with colleagues, and invites you to document your own comedic encounters. Beyond the laughs, it's a tribute to building camaraderie through humor - because in the office, laughter is always the best policy!
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Download or read book Desktop Boxing written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For boxing fans and desk jockeys alike, Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don't take out your stress on your coworkers, take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes: A mini desktop punching bag with suction cup base Two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers A mini book with basic finger boxing moves and boxing trivia
Book Synopsis The Sarcasm Handbook by : Lawrence Dorfman
Download or read book The Sarcasm Handbook written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the bestselling Snark series comes the premiere guide to satire, sneering, jeering, and mockery in their finest forms. A surviving knight of many a verbal joust, Larry Dorfman has become an expert at backhanded sass and cathartic banter. Featuring life lessons from the master himself, as well as quotes and quips by some of history’s sarcastic greats, The Sarcasm Handbook teaches readers how to deflect stupidity and express their inner dissatisfaction with a keen sensibility, hushing subtlety, and wisecrack wit. Included in these invaluable teachings are chapters on achieving the right tone, sarcastic bastards in history, as well as scenarios depicting some of the greatest moments in sarcasm. So pick up your copy today and start learning the art of disparagement through passive aggressiveness!
Book Synopsis 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings by : Sarah Cooper
Download or read book 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings written by Sarah Cooper and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny because it's true. From the creator of the viral sensation "10 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings" comes the must-have book you never knew you needed, 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings. In it, you will learn how to appear smart in less than half the time it takes to actually learn anything. You know those subtle tricks your coworkers are all guilty of? The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions? These tricks make them seem like they know what they’re doing when in fact they have no clue. This behavior is so ingrained, so subtle, and so often mistaken for true intelligence that identifying it, calling it out, or compiling it into an exhaustive digest has never been attempted. Until now. Complete with illustrated tips, examples, and scenarios, 100 Tricks gives you actionable ways to use words like “actionable,” in order to sound smart. Every type of meeting is covered, from general meetings where you stopped paying attention almost immediately, to one-on-one meetings you zoned out on, to impromptu meetings you were painfully subjected to at the last minute. It’s all here. Open this book to any page and find an easy-to-digest trick with an even easier-to-digest illustration, guiding you on: how to nail the big meeting by pacing and nodding most effective ways to listen to your coworkers while still completely ignoring them the key to making your presentations “interactive.” If you hadn’t noticed these behaviors before, you will see them now—from your colleagues, your managers, and soon yourself. Each trick is a mirror to the reality of what happens in meetings, told in the form of hilariously bad advice—advice that you might just want to take. But probably not. But maybe.
Book Synopsis Per My Last Email by : Stephanie K. Wright
Download or read book Per My Last Email written by Stephanie K. Wright and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offices are a breeding ground for odd expressions and hackneyed platitudes. Why are we peeling onions and putting irons in the fire? Why is our plate always full? And most importantly, how is it even possible to give 110%? Per My Last Email provides you with fresh new words to sprinkle throughout your workday and lift you out of your office-speak rut while making you laugh at the same time. With unexpected and entertaining phrases to boost the productivity of your meetings, revitalize your email game, and even the occasional office-appropriate swear, this book is a fun and informative send-up of stale corporate lingo that will help you freshen up your own workplace communication.
Book Synopsis How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings by : Sarah Cooper
Download or read book How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings written by Sarah Cooper and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chapters include, among others, “9 Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women,” "How to Ace Your Job Interview Without Over-acing It," and “Choose Your Own Adventure: Do You Want to Be Likable or Successful?” It even includes several pages to doodle on while men finish what they're saying. Each chapter also features an exercise with a set of "inaction items" designed to challenge women to be less challenging. And, when all else fails, a set of wearable mustaches is included to allow women to seem more man-like. This will cancel out any need to change their leadership style. In fact, it may even lead to a quick promotion!
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened by : Jenny Lawson
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Management Bollocks by : Alistair Beaton
Download or read book The Little Book of Management Bollocks written by Alistair Beaton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Showing the same incisive and outrageous wit as in his previous books, where he first took on the self-help craze then New Labour's addiction to spin, Alistair Beaton now tackles the management gurus. Read this book and you will be transformed overnight into a successful modern manager, capable of talking authentic management bollocks at any hour of the day or night, because, let's face it, talking bollocks is what modern management is all about. Below are a few of the gems contained within THE LITTLE BOOK OF MANAGEMENT BOLLOCKS...RISK MANAGEMENT Improve risk management outcomes by never investing in anything. INSPIRING OTHERS As a manager, it's your job to inspire others. If there's nothing inspiring about you, just use fear instead.
Book Synopsis How Not to Be Old (Even If You Are) by : Jill Orr
Download or read book How Not to Be Old (Even If You Are) written by Jill Orr and published by Prospect Park Books. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A PEOPLE Magazine Editor's Pick! “The book brims with wisdom, heart and self-deprecating humor. Friend to every generation, Jill Orr writes with an easy, knowing style — you can practically sense her smile radiating through the page.” — Columbia Daily Tribune Old suggests you have life experience, but OLD means you won’t shut up about it. Old brings with it a more relaxed pace of life, while OLD is synonymous with slow driving (and even slower digestion). Old comes with a quiet confidence envied by youth, but OLD comes with bitterness and a rigidity that youth cannot rightfully stand. While growing old is a privilege, becoming OLD is optional. If you don’t mind being “Okay, Karen-ed” by Millennials and Gen Zs, that's totally your choice. But if want to update some of your long-held beliefs (and possibly your even-longer-held hairstyle) to become more relevant, How Not to Be Old will clue you in on how a slight adjustment in behavior and thinking will help you more fully connect with today’s world... and the people who will be in charge of your nursing home one day. A humorous how-to guide on aging gracefully... or not. Perfect gift for boomers, GenX, & millennials looking to find the funny in getting older.
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
