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Author : Johnny Sharpe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781841930640
Total Pages : 704 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (36 download)
Download or read book Absurdly Big Adult Joke Book written by Johnny Sharpe and published by . This book was released on 2001-08-01 with total page 704 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : various authors
Publisher : Editions Asap
ISBN 13 : 2359322966
Total Pages : 47 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (593 download)
Download or read book 101 Dirty Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Willie Nelson
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0307523209
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)
Download or read book The Facts of Life written by Willie Nelson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-03-12 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you had to give America a voice, it’s been said more than once, that voice would be Willie Nelson’s. For more than fifty years, he’s taken the stuff of his life-the good and the bad-and made from it a body of work that has become a permanent part of our musical heritage and kept us company through the good and the bad of our own lives. Long before he became famous as a performer, Willie Nelson was known as a songwriter, keeping his young family afloat by writing songs-like “Crazy”-that other people turned into hits. So it’s fitting, and cause for celebration, that he has finally set down in his own words, a book that does justice to his great gifts as a storyteller. In The Facts of Life, Willie Nelson reflects on what has mattered to him in life and what hasn’t. He also tells some great dirty jokes. The result is a book as wise and hilarious as its author. It’s not meant to be taken seriously as an instruction manual for living-but you could do a lot worse.
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759456
Total Pages : 334 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-05-28 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
Author : John Kennedy Toole
Publisher : Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0802197620
Total Pages : 414 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)
Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).
Author : Ed Cobham
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781840242591
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (425 download)
Download or read book Little Book of Dirty Jokes written by Ed Cobham and published by . This book was released on 2002-10 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like children playing in mud, we all like a bit of filth This is a collection of new, classic and lairy laughs.
Author : Maryrose Wood
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780425213803
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (138 download)
Download or read book Why I Let My Hair Grow Out written by Maryrose Wood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being sent to your room is one thing. But being sent to another country? Morgan's boyfriend dumped her on the last day of school-it seemed the only thing to do was to hack off her hair and dye the stubble orange. Unfortunately, Morgan's parents freaked and decided a change of scenery would do her good. So they're sending her off on a bike tour of Ireland. But Morgan gets more than she bargained for on the Emerald Isle-including a strange journey into some crazy, once upon a time corner of the past. There, she meets fairies, weefolk, and a hunky warrior-dude named Fergus, and figures out that she's got some growing to do-and she doesn't just mean her hair.
Author : Hinkler Studios
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN 13 : 9781741570175
Total Pages : 411 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book written by Hinkler Studios and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2005 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee.
Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781515325505
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (255 download)
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes Bible written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-03 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Bible! 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so skinny... Yo mama is so old... Yo mama is so tall... Yo mama is so short... Yo mama is so stupid... Yo mama is so poor... Yo mama is so ugly... Yo mama is so bald... Yo mama is so hairy... Yo mama is so lazy... Other Yo mama jokes... ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg's new song! Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! Yo mama is so tall... Shaq looks up to her! Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so skinny... when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so short ... you can see her feet on her driver's license! Yo mama is so hairy... that Bigfoot tried to take her picture! Yo mama is so fat... she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Yo mama is so stupid... she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth! Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so ugly... she's the reason blind dates were invented! Yo mama is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Yo mama is so bald... you can see what's on her mind! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! tags: yo mama jokes, yo mama, your mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, funny jokes, jokes, joke book,joke gifts, jokes and pranks, jokes and gags, jokes book, jokes for kids, funny jokes for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for adults, jokes and riddles, funniest jokes, best jokes, good jokes, best jokes ever
Author : Joshua Ferris
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0759572283
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (595 download)
Download or read book Then We Came to the End written by Joshua Ferris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2007-03-01 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Hemingway Foundation / PEN Award, this debut novel is "as funny as The Office, as sad as an abandoned stapler . . . that rare comedy that feels blisteringly urgent." (TIME) No one knows us in quite the same way as the men and women who sit beside us in department meetings and crowd the office refrigerator with their labeled yogurts. Every office is a family of sorts, and the Chicago ad agency depicted in Joshua Ferris's exuberantly acclaimed first novel is family at its best and worst, coping with a business downturn in the time-honored way: through gossip, elaborate pranks, and increasingly frequent coffee breaks. With a demon's eye for the details that make life worth noticing, Joshua Ferris tells an emotionally true and funny story about survival in life's strangest environment—the one we pretend is normal five days a week. One of the Best Books of the Year Boston Globe * Christian Science Monitor * New York Magazine * New York Times Book Review * St. Louis Post-Dispatch * Time magazine * Salon
Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author : Adrian Wallwork
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3319672479
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (196 download)
Download or read book Jokes written by Adrian Wallwork and published by Springer. This book was released on 2017-12-14 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes are a perfect format for learning vocabulary, idiomatic expressions, and grammar. Jokes are also designed to be retold. If you learn a joke by heart and tell it to other people, then by doing so you will also learn the grammar and vocabulary involved. The book also contains exercises designed to reveal whether you have understood the joke or not: A joke is presented to you but with the paragraphs mixed up. Your task is to put them in the correct order. The joke has a choice of three punch lines. If you select the correct one, this should be an indicator that you have understood the joke. Several two-line jokes are presented together. The task is to match the first line and the second line. A joke is presented with some key words missing. The task is to insert the right word in the right place. Easy English! is a series of books to help you learn and revise your English with minimal effort. You can improve your English by reading texts in English that you might well normally read in your own language e.g. jokes, personality tests, lateral thinking games, wordsearches. doing short exercises to improve specific areas grammar and vocabulary, i.e. the areas that tend to lead to the most mistakes - the aim is just to focus on what you really need rather than overwhelming yourself with a mass of rules, many of which may have no practical daily value Other books in the Easy English! series include: Wordsearches: Widen Your Vocabulary in English Test Your Personality: Have Fun and Learn Useful Phrases Word games, Riddles and Logic Tests: Tax Your Brain and Boost Your English Top 50 Grammar Mistakes: How to Avoid Them Top 50 Vocabulary Mistakes: How to Avoid Them
Author : Daniel Pinkwater
Publisher : New York Review of Books
ISBN 13 : 1681371847
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (813 download)
Download or read book Lizard Music written by Daniel Pinkwater and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ALA Notable Book Kids ages 9-12 will “delight in [the] oddness” of this Home Alone-style tale set in the 1970s—from a prolific children’s author who captures “a magic that’s not like anyone else’s” (Neil Gaiman). With Victor’s parents out of town, he is free to investigate the mysterious lizard musicians who have recently appeared on TV . . . Things Victor loves: pizza with anchovies, grape soda, B movies aired at midnight, the evening news. And with his parents off at a resort and his older sister shirking her babysitting duties, Victor has plenty of time to indulge himself and to try a few things he’s been curious about. Exploring the nearby city of Hogboro, he runs into a curious character known as the Chicken Man (a reference to his companion, an intelligent hen named Claudia who lives under his hat). The Chicken Man speaks brilliant nonsense, but he seems to be hip to the lizard musicians (real lizards, not men in lizard suits) who’ve begun appearing on Victor’s television after the broadcast of the late-late movie. Are the lizards from outer space? From “other space”? Together Victor and the Chicken Man, guided by the able Claudia, journey to the lizards’ floating island, a strange and fantastic place that operates with an inspired logic of its own.
Author : Adam Sass
Publisher : North Star Editions, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1635830621
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (358 download)
Download or read book Surrender Your Sons written by Adam Sass and published by North Star Editions, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Connor Major's summer break is turning into a nightmare. When he comes out to his religious zealot mother, she has him kidnapped and shipped off to a conversion therapy camp that will be his new home until he “changes.” Connor plans to escape, but first, he’s exposing the camp’s horrible truths for what they are—and taking the place down.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Sydney Salter
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0152066438
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (52 download)
Download or read book My Big Nose and Other Natural Disasters written by Sydney Salter and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her hilarious and heartbreaking debut novel, Salter delivers a story about a teenage girl who in her quest for perfection learns to broaden her horizons, accept herself, and find love right under her nose.
Author : Todd Hasak-Lowy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442495693
Total Pages : 570 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)
Download or read book Me Being Me Is Exactly as Insane as You Being You written by Todd Hasak-Lowy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartfelt, humorous story of a teen boy’s impulsive road trip after the shock of his lifetime—told entirely in lists! Darren hasn’t had an easy year. There was his parents’ divorce, which just so happened to come at the same time his older brother Nate left for college and his longtime best friend moved away. And of course there’s the whole not having a girlfriend thing. Then one Thursday morning Darren’s dad shows up at his house at 6 a.m. with a glazed chocolate doughnut and a revelation that turns Darren’s world inside out. In full freakout mode, Darren, in a totally un-Darren move, ditches school to go visit Nate. Barely twenty-four hours at Nate’s school makes everything much better or much worse—Darren has no idea. It might somehow be both. All he knows for sure is that in addition to trying to figure out why none of his family members are who they used to be, he’s now obsessed with a strangely amazing girl who showed up out of nowhere but then totally disappeared. Told entirely in lists, Todd Hasak-Lowy’s debut YA novel perfectly captures why having anything to do with anyone, including yourself, is: 1. painful 2. unavoidable 3. ridiculously complicated 4. possibly, hopefully the right thing after all.
