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Book Synopsis A Penguin Rolling Down a Hill by : Kevin Tranter
Download or read book A Penguin Rolling Down a Hill written by Kevin Tranter and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Penguin Rolling Down a Hill is a young adult/crossover fantasy adventure set in a land where the dreams we have at night, while we are sleeping, are actually produced and performed. Up near the Zenith Territory lies the magnificent Palace of Somnium. Ever since the beginning of time, the palace has been the residence of the dream ambassador, Mr. Good, and the place where all the nice, pleasant, happy dreams were conceived. Vile, another dream ambassador who specializes in nightmares, did all his scary stuff down in the Nether Regions in a dark and gloomy place called Torment Towers. All that was, until recently. With the advent of 3D computer-animated dreams up at the palace, Vile found himself lagging behind in the technology stakes. And he didnt like it. So he marched over to the palace and kicked Mr. Goods butt out. Vile is now in total control of Dream World, and everyone, everywhere, every night faces the prospect of horrible nightmaresnightmares that will lead to stress, anxiety, depression, and lack of sleep all across the world. The consequences could very well be catastrophic. Vile must be stopped, and Mr. Good has a plan. He calls for help from the physical world. But can two sixth-form students really save the world?
Book Synopsis Best Ever Classroom Jokes by : Mike Haskins
Download or read book Best Ever Classroom Jokes written by Mike Haskins and published by Portico. This book was released on 2015-07-30 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s brown and sticky? A stick. Remember the jokes you told in the playground? The ones you annoyed your parents with for hours and hours? The ones you secretly still find hilarious? This book contains them all, and more. Clean enough for children but funny enough for adults, Best Ever Classroom Jokes is packed full of the stupidest jokes ever told. What happens if you pass out after eating too much curry? You go into a korma. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Containing a mix of well-loved favourites and brand new, originally written jokes, this rib-tickling book is an essential read for big kids everywhere. Word count: 35,000
Book Synopsis A Very Curious Christmas by : Maddie Moate
Download or read book A Very Curious Christmas written by Maddie Moate and published by Random House. This book was released on 2023-10-12 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that reindeer knees make a snapping sound? Or that astronauts aren’t allowed to eat Brussel sprouts? Or that the world’s biggest gingerbread house was about the size of a tennis court? Join Maddie Moate as she uncovers the most incredible facts about the festive season – from upside-down Christmas trees to presents delivered by a goat! You'll explore winter science – including how fairy lights work, why holly leaves are spiky and where snowflakes come from. And you'll discover how different people around the world celebrate the Christmas period, and the fascinating history behind festive traditions. Plus, every chapter includes seasonal activities and craft ideas to get you in the holiday spirit, from recyclable decorations to a magical recipe for Santa’s milk and even a mini ice-rink! This curious collection of festive facts and activities will keep children aged 6+ and their families entertained through the dark winter months, and is perfect for fans of Maddie’s Do You Know?
Book Synopsis Game On! Awesome Activities for Clever Kids by : Patrick Merrell
Download or read book Game On! Awesome Activities for Clever Kids written by Patrick Merrell and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2018-08-15 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with brightly colored illustrations, this fun-filled book is packed with more than 100 puzzles for children ages 8 to 12. Includes mazes, matching and word games, secret codes, logic challenges, and so much more. Solutions are included.
Book Synopsis The Wild Life of Penguins by : Camilla De La Bédoyère
Download or read book The Wild Life of Penguins written by Camilla De La Bédoyère and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2014-12-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers will love this fact-filled book about everybody’s favorite flightless bird—the penguin! Through age-appropriate language paired with vivid visuals, readers are introduced to penguin anatomy, behavior, habitat, and diet, and learn about various penguin species. Readers will delight in fun puzzles and activities, as well as jokes and a whimsical penguin story.
Book Synopsis Super Cool Christmas Jokes for Kids: Bestest Children's Christmas Joke Book by : Treehouse Books
Download or read book Super Cool Christmas Jokes for Kids: Bestest Children's Christmas Joke Book written by Treehouse Books and published by Treehouse Books. This book was released on 2021-11-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn your kid into a comedian or be the funniest person in the room! ★ Keep the funny and cheerful vibes going, with our top notch best selection kids joke book of over 300 hilarious jokes for kids on every Christmas topic! ♥ Al the best funny, silly, groan-worthy, and laugh out loud Christmas jokes, for all the family and friends! ★ A simple, versatile and an easy choice Christmas stocking filler, for kids of all ages, that will be sure to be appreciated by everyone! ♥ Do you know someone who would like this? What are you waiting for, get yours now! ★
Book Synopsis Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes by : David McLaughlan
Download or read book Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes written by David McLaughlan and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy dogs, hoppy kangaroos, hippy sloths. . .the animal world can provide endless laughs, and this new collection of jokes is sure to please us of the human species! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to animals domesticated, wild, and somewhere in between, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes is the fourth title in a planned quarterly release of joke books. This hilarious collection of animal humor is ideal for anyone looking for clean, good-humored content they can trust.
Download or read book TO WHAT END?! written by Andy A. Afrouz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-05-23 with total page 778 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An executive secretary in dark blue business attire and short colored blond hair, sitting behind her office desk, quickly checked her desk top office security screen to see who is outside. She then pushed a button under her desk which unlocked the office door and said: “Come in please” After the man entered the office, its door closed and locked automatically. The man said with a business like American accent: “Good morning Camellia – The boss is expecting me” The executive secretary replied: “I know - Nice to see you Mr. Zorin” She then informed her boss through her office intercom: “Mr. Zorin is here to see you Sir” Her boss, a man in a stripped brown suite, sitting behind an elaborate walnut desk in a modern, secured and sound proof office environments checked his security screen to make sure who is behind his office door, clicked on a strategically located remote door unlock device to his office and replied with a deep and authoritative voice: “Please let him in” Camellia replied: “OK Sir” She then asked Mr. Zorin: “Please, proceed” Zorin thanked Camellia, opened a heavy dark cherry door accessing the boss’s office and entered. This door also closed and locked automatically. Zorin had a rough stone cold face with piercing black eyes and a mild smile. He had about two inches long healed gush above his right eyebrow which seemed to be caused by brushing of a bullet. Upon entry, he said: “Good morning boss” The boss replied: “Good morning Joe – Nice to see you back” He then pointed with his left hand to an armchair opposite his desk and said: “Please, take a seat” Joe Zorin sat and replied: “Thank you, nice to see you too boss” The boss asked: “How you are and what’s up?” Joe Zorin replied: “I am fine thanks – I brought the report you requested” He then opened his briefcase, took out a somewhat thick report, forwarded it to his boss and said: “It’s all there with maps, photos and what not” The boss quickly fanned looking over the report, placed it at a corner of his desk and reiterated: “Thanks Joe; I’ll look at it closely later - In the meantime, we have a more pressing top secret project for you on the Iranian nuclear venture”
Book Synopsis Penelope March Is Melting by : Jeffrey Michael Ruby
Download or read book Penelope March Is Melting written by Jeffrey Michael Ruby and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A marvelous and magical debut!” —Pseudonymous Bosch, New York Times bestselling author of the Secret Series and the Bad Books Perfect for summer reading, this ice-cold mystery adventure will warm your heart—for fans of The Mysterious Benedict Society and Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library! Something sinister has come to Glacier Cove, an icy-cold town that sits on top of an iceberg . Nothing bad ever happens here. Until now. And it's up to Penelope March to stop it. Mmm-hmm, that Penelope—the bookworm who lives in the ramshackle house with her brother, Miles. The girl with the mom who—poof!—disappeared. The one everyone ignores . . . except strange Coral Wanamaker, a tiny thing with raven-black hair and a black coat. When Penelope meets someone who seems to know secrets not only about Glacier Cove but about Penelope herself, she and Miles are pulled into an ancient mystery. Together, they’ll face the coldest, cruelest enemy ever known. Looks like the girl who only reads about adventures is going to start living one. Magic cookies! Volcanoes! Penguins! Sea monsters! And a girl hero with the strength and imagination to spring into action.
Download or read book Watch Over Me written by Mila Gray and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman fighting to protect her family from their violent father finds safety, and passion, with an ex-Marine in an “intense” and “unflinching” novel (Kirkus Reviews). Ever since Zoey was a kid she’s been caring for her mom and her little sister, defending them from her violent father. She’s been the strong one, the responsible one, as she sacrificed her wants and dreams to keep her family together. Now the new life they’ve built for themselves is about to be upended. Her father, just released from prison, has discovered where they’re hiding and come looking for them. Enter Tristan. A former Marine now serving with the Coast Guard, Tristian promises Zoey’s Marine brother that he’ll take care of them. Protect them, watch over them, and be the rock they need in their lives. And as Tristan accompanies them from Las Vegas to California—and helps Zoey deal with the emotional fallout of her childhood—their relationship turns from protector and protected to something more. The two grow closer as a romance blooms into a heart-pounding and powerful relationship that Zoey hopes will be strong enough to fight off the damage her father has done. But not everyone can be kept safe forever, and when Zoey’s father does show up, a confrontation ensues that will change Zoey’s world forever . . . “Steamy . . . Doesn’t let up.” —Booklist
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-03-12 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S HILARIOUSLY HORRID JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S PURPLE HAND GANG JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S ALL-TIME FAVOURITE JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off!
Book Synopsis World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes by : Emma Carlson-Berne
Download or read book World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes written by Emma Carlson-Berne and published by Lerner Publications ™. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call an oyster that won't share? And what is a penguin's favorite food? You'll find out in this book chock-full of animal jokes! Learn jokes that will have you roaring and hooting with laughter—plus a few that will leave you groaning but giggling all the same. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!
Book Synopsis Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book by : Roald Dahl
Download or read book Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
Book Synopsis The Ha Ha Bonk Book by : Janet Ahlberg
Download or read book The Ha Ha Bonk Book written by Janet Ahlberg and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 1982-03-25 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.
Book Synopsis Drupal 8 for Absolute Beginners by : James Barnett
Download or read book Drupal 8 for Absolute Beginners written by James Barnett and published by Apress. This book was released on 2015-09-28 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drupal 8 for Absolute Beginners is your definitive guide to starting from scratch with Drupal even if you have little web knowledge. This book teaches you the basics of HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP in relation to Drupal, so that you can begin to use this popular CMS with all of its features. You will first learn how to set up and customize a basic blog using Drupal, one of the most powerful and popular content management systems available today. From there you will learn the basics of HTML, CSS, JavaScript and PHP, and apply this knowledge to create your own custom Drupal module. You will learn how to build, style, and add functionality to your own Drupal module from scratch. You will then use Drush to apply a theme to Drupal, customizing everything to your liking, before publishing your work to the world. The book also covers some more advanced topics that beginners often ask about, such as getting set up with Git and using source control, using MySQL to interact with a database, and a guide to getting up and running with Linux. Rarely has all the knowledge required to start with Drupal been collated in one place as it is in Drupal 8 for Absolute Beginners. You need no prior knowledge of the web, only a desire to learn. The book is fully supported by video material on the author's website. Start your Drupal journey with this book today!
Book Synopsis Reflective Practice for Nurses by : Claire Boyd
Download or read book Reflective Practice for Nurses written by Claire Boyd and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2023-03-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reflective practice is increasingly being regarded as an essential tool for improving nursing practice, and since reflective practice is not always intuitive, there is an urgent need for an accessible guide for nurses wishing to incorporate best practices into their role. Reflective Practice for Nurses meets this need and introduces the core concepts and principles of reflective practice. Designed for busy nursing professionals in want of a speedy overview and with jargon-free language, this is the easiest way to begin learning about reflective practice and how it can be used to support revalidation. It promises to become an indispensable tool for nursing students and professionals looking to turn the sometimes-fraught process of professional reflection into an asset to their practice. Reflective Practice for Nurses readers will also find: An introduction to 14 different models of reflection Easy-to-read format for nurses in high-pressure professional situations Pocket-sized presentation for portability and use on-the-go Reflective Practice for Nurses is essential for nursing students and practicing nurses looking to become more reflective and effective clinical practitioners.
