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Book Synopsis A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover) by : Hugh Jass
Download or read book A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover) written by Hugh Jass and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-27 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.
Book Synopsis A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles by : Hugh Jass
Download or read book A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles written by Hugh Jass and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text that every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form. Despite the all-round awfulness of what's shown, the author is keen to point out the utility of what's here. The demonstrative use of wordplay is ample, meaning that readers can start to pick up and assimilate the technique. After having absorbed the hundreds of silly gags present, you may even start to invent your own! A superb little gift or stocking filler at Christmas, this abysmal compilation is sure to keep you and your loved ones cringing for hours!
Book Synopsis The Punniest Joke Book Ever by : Chester Croker
Download or read book The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
Book Synopsis The Best Book of Puns by : Art Moger
Download or read book The Best Book of Puns written by Art Moger and published by . This book was released on 1988-01 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title
Download or read book My Favorite Jokes written by Bob Carroll and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book is a collection of jokes from around the world. Bob Carroll has accumulated one liners and short jokes over the years and now he has put them in book form. Bob Carroll held the Guinness Book of Records for telling jokes for over 24 hours in 1979. For the last years, he has posted four or five jokes a day on Facebook to brighten the day of his friends and fans. Most of these jokes are from Bob's files and a lot of them he created just for Facebook. He performed professionally as a comedy magician and ventriloquist. When he retired, he still wanted to make people laugh so he started writing jokes on the internet. Bob loves the clean, fun, corny, good and even bad jokes. Puns? One of the lowest forms of humor but who doesn't want to groan over a bad joke. You will find a lot of them in this collection of comedy. No claim is made that these are all original jokes. They are floating around as memes, one liners and hiding out on web pages. Bob wanted to find the ones that made him laugh and hopefully, you will too!
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Illana Weitzman and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2000-09-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Described as the "mother of all joke books", this essential humor resource includes 1,500 clean jokes, from old classics to newfangled variations, from puns to riddles. Included are tips on how to tell a joke, profiles on famously funny people, devilish practical jokes, and descriptions of comedic styles and methods. 2-color. Line drawings.
Download or read book Watching the English written by Kate Fox and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 617 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Brilliant and hilarious' GRAYSON PERRY 'Absolutely brilliant' JENNIFER SAUNDERS, THE TIMES 'A delightful read' SUNDAY TIMES 'An entertaining, clever book' TELEGRAPH The international bestseller and unofficial guidebook to the English national character by anthropologist Kate Fox. Have you ever been unable to explain the idiosyncrasies of English humour, bizarre mobile-phone etiquette, or the endless obsession with class? In this classic bestselling book, social anthropologist Kate Fox puts a nation under a microscope. The result is a biting, affectionate, insightful and often hilarious look at the English in all our glory. Based on extensive field-research, experiments and observations, Fox deciphers a strange and fascinating culture, governed by complex sets of unspoken rules and bizarre codes of behaviour. She uncovers the roots of English self-mockery and demystifies peculiar cultural features such as 'weather-speak', class anxiety tests, the paranoid pantomime rule and the apology reflex. If you're English, this book will help you understand yourself and your fellow countrymen in a new way. And if you aren't English, you'll finally understand why we talk about the weather so much. A worldwide bestseller, translated into multiple languages, and a set text for university anthropology courses, Watching the English is a timeless classic on the quirks, habits and foibles of the English people.
Book Synopsis The Annotated Alice by : Lewis Carroll
Download or read book The Annotated Alice written by Lewis Carroll and published by Wings. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fully annotated and illustrated version of both ALICE IN WONDERLAND and THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS that contains all of the original John Tenniel illustrations. From "down the rabbit hole" to the Jabberwocky, from the Looking-Glass House to the Lion and the Unicorn, discover the secret meanings hidden in Lewis Carroll's classics. (Orig. $29.95)
Download or read book Buyology written by Martin Lindstrom and published by Currency. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.
Book Synopsis Anagram Solver by : Bloomsbury Publishing
Download or read book Anagram Solver written by Bloomsbury Publishing and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 719 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anagram Solver is the essential guide to cracking all types of quiz and crossword featuring anagrams. Containing over 200,000 words and phrases, Anagram Solver includes plural noun forms, palindromes, idioms, first names and all parts of speech. Anagrams are grouped by the number of letters they contain with the letters set out in alphabetical order so that once the letters of an anagram are arranged alphabetically, finding the solution is as easy as locating the word in a dictionary.
Download or read book The Orators written by Wystan Hugh Auden and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When The Orators was originally published in 1932 it was described by Poetry Review as 'something as important as the appearance of Mr Eliot's poems fifteen years ago'. A long poem written in both prose and verse, it was a powerful addition to the canon of modernist poetry.
Book Synopsis Dear Gangster... by : Gangster of Love
Download or read book Dear Gangster... written by Gangster of Love and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1996-02-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's the Ann Landers of anomie, the antidote for sniveling sensitivity, a caustic balm for our broken hearts--he's "The Gangster of Love." This collection of his columns features questions from anxious readers--with the Gangster's more or less helpful replies--which are loaded with quirky counsel on sticky problems and endless anecdotes.
Book Synopsis Words to Rhyme with by : Willard R. Espy
Download or read book Words to Rhyme with written by Willard R. Espy and published by Checkmark Books. This book was released on 2001 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An easy-to-use dictionary of over 80,000 rhyming words.
Download or read book Fields of Vision written by Denis Delaney and published by Pearson Longman. This book was released on 2003 with total page 640 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Modules: The Victorian Age; Early Twentieth Century and Modernism; The Contemporary Age.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis Appropriation and Representation by : Yang Shuhui
Download or read book Appropriation and Representation written by Yang Shuhui and published by U OF M CENTER FOR CHINESE STUDIES. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feng Menglong (1574–1646) was recognized as the most knowledgeable connoisseur of popular literature of his time. He is known today for compiling three famous collections of vernacular short stories, each containing forty stories, collectively known as Sanyan. Appropriation and Representation adapts concepts of ventriloquism and dialogism from Bakhtin and Holquist to explore Feng’s methods of selecting source materials. Shuhui Yang develops a model of development in which Feng’s approach to selecting and working with his source materials becomes clear. More broadly, Appropriation and Representation locates Feng Menglong’s Sanyan in the cultural milieu of the late Ming, including the archaist movement in literature, literati marginality and anxieties, the subversive use of folk works, and the meiren xiangcao tradition—appropriating a female identity to express male frustration. Against this background, a rationale emerges for Feng’s choice to elevate and promote the vernacular story while stepping back form an overt authorial role.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
