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501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536500
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

501 Golf Jokes for (almost) All Occasions

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780806521558
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (215 download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes for (almost) All Occasions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

501 Golf Jokes for (almost) All Occassions

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ISBN 13 : 9781567315998
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (159 download)

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501 Golf Jokes

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781567315998
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (159 download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by . This book was released on 2004-04-05 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Author : Justin J Exner
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492689041
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN 13 : 9780966531916
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (319 download)

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Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J. Exner and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.

Golf's Funniest Jokes

Author : Jim Chumley
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786853175
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book Golf's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave. After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and five-iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. Golf’s Funniest Jokes will suit golf fanatics to a tee.

500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Ron Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685610
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes

Author : Team at Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541223936
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (239 download)

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Download or read book Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!

Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book: A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere.

Author : At Golfwell Net The Team
Publisher : Volume One
ISBN 13 : 9780473355494
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (554 download)

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Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book: A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere. written by At Golfwell Net The Team and published by Volume One. This book was released on 2016-04-02 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Very funny long story jokes! Hilarious! An overnight best-selling adults only joke book. Great for golfers and lots of fun and laughs. All long story R rated jokes - like the jokes comedians tell and act out. Great gift for golfers everywhere. Jokes relieve tension and brighten the day! Great fun and enjoyment!

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685627
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

Golf It's a Funny Old Game

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)

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Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

Golf Jokes

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510767053
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!

The World's Best Golf Jokes

Author : Robert McCune
Publisher : HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9780207154621
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (546 download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Golf Jokes written by Robert McCune and published by HarperCollins Publishers. This book was released on 1988 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book

Author : Jim Davis
Publisher : Random House Worlds
ISBN 13 : 034538640X
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (453 download)

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Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1993-12-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…